No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Dai Xiaojing changed clothes in the bedroom and prepared to go out.

He originally wore pajamas, fluffy, pink, printed with many Q-version small sheep, and a hat with two sheep horns on the hat, and a pair of slippers of the same style.

Lubei online shopping.

If it wasn't for the men's style written on the invoice, packing box, and courier bill, Dai Xiaojing would have suspected that this person was doing something deliberately, instead of only turning to suspect that there was a problem with the pajamas manufacturer.

By the way, Lu Bei's own pajamas are pure blue basic silk pajamas, which are only worn before going to bed, and casual pants, shirts, and knitted sweaters at home during the day, which shows that this person himself is not kawaii.

So Dai Xiaojing felt that Lu Bei was weird.

Lu Bei really doesn't think it's pretty cool for a man in his 30s to look like this...

Just last night, Lu Bei let him learn how to meow, held him down, and whispered a low and sexy "baa" in his ear for a long time, teaching him how to do it persuasively.

"..."

Dai Xiaojing was a little distracted at first, but when he saw this scene, he turned into an old man on the subway to look at his mobile phone. For a long time, he was urged by Lu Bei, and he choked out a sentence: "What?"

"..."

Thinking of this, Dai Xiaojing fell into deep thought.

He doubts that Lu Bei's ideal type is not like his own...Of course, most people's ideal type is not like his own, just like those little boys who picked up in the trash can dislike him...

Thinking about it again, Lu Bei's desire to control is so strong...

Hey!Doesn't this go back again?Isn't Lu Bei doing this and that because he is obedient? He has come to a conclusion a long time ago, and because of this and that during this period of time, he can't remember it all at once.

Dai Xiaojing came to a conclusion, shook his head, didn't think about it, and continued to change clothes.

Whatever it is, baa is fine too, what a big deal, I'll tell him baa when I get back.

Lu Bei stood at the door of the bedroom, leaning slightly against the door frame, looking at Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing put the sweater on his head, turned to look at him, and said with a broken smile: "What is your eccentricity, do you like to watch people change clothes?"

"I like to watch you undress." Lu Bei said calmly.

Dai Xiaojing laughed hahaha for a long time, put on his trousers, walked over and kissed him on the face, and said as he walked out: "I will take it off for you when I come back, and I will show you a striptease." He said without a word, "Get a pole, and I'll do a pole striptease for you, advanced type, I'm very professional."

"..." Lu Bei's face darkened, and he said indifferently, "Hehe."

Dai Xiaojing keenly felt that the atmosphere was not right. Looking back, he quickly clamped his tail and asked very defensively: "What are you doing? Are you jealous again now? I don't understand your point! Your assistant is chasing after me Why aren't you jealous?"

Because it is a thing that will not have any results regardless of whether it is true or not, so Lu Bei is not jealous, but Dai Xiaojing's messy mess before, this is a real thing, and it can be turned around. Get involved with Na Jinnan.

Dai Xiaojing couldn't figure out where Lu Bei was at this moment, so he stood there for a while, and tentatively asked, "Then I'm leaving? I'll talk about it when I come back... I'll give you a baa when I come back." He said flatteringly, "I didn't If you baa with others, you will baa."

Lu Bei: "..."

It came again, the feeling of being unable to get angry with Dai Xiaojing came again.

He sighed silently, and walked in front of Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing didn't hide, just looked at him pretending to be innocent, rolled his eyes again, and let out a "baa" quickly.

Lu Bei: "..."

After Dai Xiaojing baaed, he burst out laughing, and hugged Lu Bei: "It's so disgusting hahahahaha."

Lu Bei: "..."

He was hugged by Dai Xiaojing, and asked very speechlessly, "Do I look like I'm going to kill you anytime?"

When Dai Xiaojing faced him, he always looked like he wanted to break through the sky for survival.

"No... my husband is the most handsome, the most handsome in the universe, I am your loyal fan brother, I fell in love with your suit pants the first time I saw you, I chased you for so long before I caught up, how much are you Don’t you know how handsome you are?” Dai Xiaojing had an extremely strong desire to survive.

Lu Bei was about to complain about him when he suddenly heard him shout: "Oh! Monbeau!"

"...?"

Lu Bei was taken aback.

Dai Xiaojing was suddenly in high spirits, let go of Lu Bei, took a small step back, looked at him as if looking at him in surprise, took another small step forward, pressed his arms, and loudly Said: "Monange!"

Lu Bei: "..."

After Dai Xiaojing finished speaking, he smiled to himself for a long time. Seeing that Lu Bei remained expressionless, his smile gradually dried up.

After a while, Dai Xiaojing looked at him with drooping brows: "If you... If you are angry with me and blocked me like last time, you might as well kill me."

"..." How big is this psychological shadow...

Just as Lu Bei was about to say something, he saw Dai Xiaojing make a "woo hoo" sound from his throat, his expression was not right, he looked at it... then it turned from sunny to stormy.

"..."

Lu Bei was startled, but didn't think much, he quickly took him into his arms, and stroked the back of his head soothingly, speechless, dazed, and worried.

Ever since Jinnan came back, Dai Xiaojing was not quite right. No matter what happened in the past, he was just laughing and joking, but now he was a little troubled, and he started to cry, he was so coquettish.

It's okay, it's okay, it's over.

Dai Xiaojing chuckled secretly.

It seems that Lu Bei really likes this one.

Dai Xiaojing was frantically taking notes in the small notebook in his heart, and actively explored new ideas: Next time, he will pretend to be pure, and see his reaction, hehe, maybe it will explode.They're all men, who doesn't understand who...

I'm so fucking smart!I deserve it to be able to get Lu Bei, hee hee.

The author has something to say: Lu Bei regretted his mistake at the beginning, and was thinking about finding out the ring buried ten meters deep by Dai Xiaojing and selling it second-hand.

Monbeau: my handsome guy

Monange: My Angel