No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Lu Bei's cell phone rang again. He glanced at it but didn't answer it.

The phone rang for a long time and stopped.

Three seconds later, it rang again.

Lu Bei still didn't answer. When it stopped this time, he blacklisted the number, put down his phone, and went to the toilet.

Halfway through Lu Bei's toilet, he heard Dai Xiaojing's voice from outside: "Where's the person? Where's the toilet? Lu Bei?"

Lu Bei: "..."

Lu Bei washed his hands and went out, and saw Dai Xiaojing standing in the living room, barefoot, wearing the national standard fleece pajamas, holding a takeaway in his hand, grinning at himself with white teeth.

Lu Bei frowned and asked, "How did you get in?"

"I met the person who lives opposite you downstairs. I came to move things for you before. Didn't I say hello? I just said hello and came up with him." Dai Xiaojing said, "Then the password..."

He suddenly grinned, ran over and hugged Lu Bei, "It's my birthday, I guess, it really is, oh, oh, oh, stop pretending, you deliberately left the door open for me, it's just a temporary change ? I’m afraid I won’t be able to get in, are you?”

Lu Bei heheed.

Dai Xiaojing kissed him on the face, and he was aggrieved as he talked: "What do you look like, you don't know what you think? You look scary in the first place, and it's scary to have a straight face. I'm so confused, I don't dare to come up to you casually, so what if you hit me? You have to calm down first. Otherwise, what if you are violent at home? You have rich experience in fighting dramas, and I only have Rich beating experience."

Lu Bei raised his hand as if to hit him.

Dai Xiaojing quickly reacted and buried his head in his arms, like an ostrich, and continued to beep endlessly: "Yiye couples are gracious for a hundred days, and Yeye couples have deep feelings. You don't look at the Buddha's face and the monk's face. A man who beats his wife is the most shameless..."

"..." Lu Bei couldn't really hit him, so he thought about it with a cold face, and simply held him in this position, took two steps, put him on the sofa, and said, "Stay still, I'll get the shoes. "

Dai Xiaojing knew that he was obsessed with cleanliness, so he didn't dare to wear shoes, so he stepped on the marble floor with bare feet.

Although there is heating in the bar, Lu Bei can't understand it either.

Lu Bei went to the house to get new socks and slippers, and saw Dai Xiaojing sitting on the sofa and eating the takeaway.

Lu Bei: "..."

Take it, really fucking take it.

It turned out that Dai Xiaojing brought his mother to eat the takeaway, and he only bought one portion.

Dai Xiaojing has no fucking heart!

In fact, this was also Lu Bei's forcible pick.Dai Xiaojing is someone who is really reluctant to buy another takeaway, but he knows that Lu Bei seldom eats takeaway unless he has to.

Of course, then again, no matter whether Lu Bei eats or not, Dai Xiaojing's behavior still has something to complain about.

Lu Bei took a deep breath, suppressed the unwanted thoughts of domestic violence, walked over and grabbed Dai Xiaojing's leg, and put socks on him.

Its movements are easy to master, practice makes perfect, and it has been done many times at a glance.

Dai Xiaojing is older than Lu Bei, in his 30s, but his ability to take care of himself is hard to describe.Lubei junior high school boarding school is better than the current Dai Xiaojing in self-care ability.

Don't say anything else, let's talk about the problem of socks and slippers.

I don't know why wearing socks and slippers will kill Xiaojing. I don't wear socks when I don't go out, and I don't care about summer and winter. I just don't bother to wear them anyway. I run around barefoot. At first, Lu Bei forced him to wear socks and wore them a few times. Annoyed, go directly to laying carpets in Dai Xiaojing's apartment, and let him run away now.

But Dai Xiaojing was not happy, and clamored to ask Lu Bei to put socks on him, saying that if he didn't wear socks for him, he didn't love him.

How fucking sick!While cursing, Lu Bei continued to put on socks for him.

Dai Xiaojing stopped eating takeaways, and watched Lu Bei earnestly put on his socks, and used his flexible toes to seduce him.

Lu Bei looked at him expressionlessly.

"Are you still counting the number of condoms when you're fine?" Dai Xiaojing chuckled, "It's the first time I've seen you like this, it's really funny."

Lu Bei had just put his left sock on, when he heard that, he threw the other sock onto his foot, intending to strike.

Dai Xiaojing hurriedly pulled him back: "Do you want to be so small-minded? I'm just kidding."

Lu Bei didn't speak.

"I really don't know what's going on." Dai Xiaojing was also afraid of playing off, so he hurried to get down to business, "Then let me tell you the truth, okay, I brought someone back a few days ago, but I didn't want to sleep with him. He I just came back from abroad and have nowhere to go..."

"Dai Xiaojing." Lu Bei interrupted him, "They are all adults, there is no need."

There's no need to say things that no fool would believe.

"I just came back from abroad and have nowhere to go", and I don't have money to find a hotel, right?Just missing the 2000 yuan?

"Hey! How can I explain it to you?" Dai Xiaojing was really panicked now, "He was drunk, crying and fussing. He is a starlet, so leave the hotel alone. What if there is news?"

"His manager's assistant is dead, it's your turn." Lu Bei sneered.

"Oh, what are you talking about..." Dai Xiaojing said weakly, "People are [-] lines transparent, where is the manager's assistant, this time he returned to China to ask me for resources. Okay, he is going to sleep with me No, he was planning to sleep with me, drinking on purpose and reminiscing about the old days, but I was not stupid, so I rejected him. But we got to know each other once, and we should talk about human relationships, even if we don’t talk about feelings.

Lu Bei was silent for a while, and asked, "What about the three missing cases?"

"...Are you still thinking about this?" Dai Xiaojingtou said, "I really don't know! I'll pay you three times, shall I?"

Just as Lu Bei was about to lose his temper, Dai Xiaojing poked him with his foot, with a lewd smile on his face, and said ambiguously, "I will pay you four."

Lu Bei: "..."

"Five." Dai Xiaojing raised the price quickly.

Lu Bei still didn't speak.

"Six, six." Dai Xiaojing said, "Seven is fine, I can do it anyway, am I afraid that you can't..."

Lu Beineng's mother was so pissed off by this guy, so he tried it on the spot to see who couldn't do it.

It's a matter of dating, small frictions and small misunderstandings, if one shot can't solve it, then a few more shots.

After the shooting, Lu Bei couldn't bear the cold face anymore, and hugged Dai Xiaojing, whose eyes were swollen from crying.

Dai Xiaojing felt aggrieved: "Fuck...why don't you just fuck|kill me? Fuck, are you human? Fuck, not human. Fuck..."

Lu Bei was still full of love at first, but after listening to this man swearing in a low voice for a long time, he lost all tenderness, and asked him cold-bloodedly, is this his wish?If yes, I don’t mind getting it done for him today.

Dai Xiaojing shut up quickly, and silently fucked in his heart.

Lu Bei can't do anything with Dai Xiaojing like this.This man has a thick skin.

But there are things I still have to say.

"Dai Xiaojing," Lu Bei called him, "No next time."

"No next time, no next time, next time I set my own house on fire and won't let him go, I'll directly report to the police uncle, saying I picked it up on the road, I don't know him, okay?" Dai Xiaojing babbled Kiss him, "Okay, okay?"

Lu Bei thought for a while, but hesitated to speak. After a long while, he only said "hmm".

Originally, this matter was going to be over like this, Jinnan went to find Dai Xiaojing again, Dai Xiaojing allotted four or two thousand catties back, and refused to go to meet for dinner.

Who knew that Jinnan was so unique that he came directly to the door.

It was an evening, when Dai Xiaojing and Lu Bei went out for dinner, and they were having a good meal, Jin Nan suddenly appeared at the door of the box, with a surprised look on his face: "I thought I was wrong just now...Brother Xiaojing, this is, Teacher Lu Bei?"

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

It is impossible for Lu Bei to open his eyes and know that this is the culprit that caused him to almost cuckold two days ago. He didn't think much about it at first. After all, Dai Xiaojing has a lot of friends and has a lot of brothers and sisters.

Jin Nan walked over excitedly, and bowed to Lu Bei, very respectful, his body leaned up and down, the wind was blowing, and there was a fragrance of flowers.

Very familiar perfume smell.

Lu Bei glanced at Dai Xiaojing.

Dai Xiaojing was laughing there: "This Jinnan, my high school classmate, is making his debut now."

Lu Bei said lightly: "It's not easy to debut in your 30s."

Dai Xiaojing: "..."

Jin Nan smiled and said, "Haha, the company changed my age."

Lu Bei asked, "Which company?"

Jin Nan glanced at Dai Xiaojing, smiled and said, "Of course it's Dai's entertainment."

Dai Xiaojing, who had an extremely strong desire to survive, quickly divided his positions, and said in surprise: "Did you sign it so soon? Wow, who signed it? Hahahaha I am not in Dai's now, and I opened a studio with Lu Bei, no I'm sorry I can't help you."

Jin Nan smiled and said, "That's fine too. Don't get involved in too many interests, or it won't be easy to calculate. In the end, it's nurturing or falling in love."

Lu Bei didn't change his face, seeing this idiot bragging, he even had a bit of desire/desire to chuckle.

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Doge.jpg written by a person in Southeast Asia, who just got off the boat and waited for the next stowaway boat