No one loves Dai Xiaojing

Dai Xiaojing choked for a moment: "Are you gone? Don't tell me, my high school classmate... Oh, you scared me, and you have this expression on your face again... All right, all right, I'll be honest, all right No? I had a relationship with him, it happened 800 years ago, and then he went abroad, and we had no contact for more than ten years."

As he spoke, he carefully observed Lu Bei's face, for fear that this person would get angry again, and unconsciously tried his best to please him, his tone became softer and softer, and he even seemed a little coquettish: "Oh, I really didn't talk to you. He used those three condoms, or you counted them wrong, or you remembered them wrong, or the aunt accidentally lost a few during cleaning, or she took them back and gave them to her husband... I really don’t know. Use it, let me swear a poisonous oath to you, okay? If you want me to use it, I-I-"

Dai Xiaojing, who was in a panic, racked his brains, put his heart on the line, gritted his teeth and said, "My partner was slept by my dad!"

He felt that in this world, there was nothing more unconscionable, appalling, horrific, tears for those who saw it, and despair for those who heard it.If this tragedy really happened, he suspected that he was going crazy.

Lu Bei, who was suddenly thrown out by Dai Xiaojing and became the party to the poison oath: "..."

Fuck you, are you an idiot?

If you want to do this, you have to wait for the death of your father.

Lu Bei felt that he was further confirming the two things "Dai Xiaojing is really poisonous" and "I may have been poisoned by him in my head" every day.

"I didn't ask you this." Lu Bei endured the urge to disassemble Dai Xiaojing's brain to see the internal structure, and maintained his aloof image, and said lightly, "He told me that you didn't have the personality you have now, and you did it because of him."

At the restaurant, Lu Bei went out to answer the phone and finished paying, and went to the bathroom by the way.

Then in the bathroom, I was forced to listen to the nonsense of that surnamed Jin for 1 minute.

Lu Bei has his stubbornness.

He pays great attention to hygiene. He washes his hands very seriously after going to the toilet. He needs to rub the hand sanitizer for at least 30 seconds. Otherwise, he will doubt for a long time that the bacteria in the bathroom spread from his hands and spread to his whole body.

It's very scary when you think about it, it's a suffocating rhythm.

So even if he wanted to listen to that beep surnamed Jin, Lu Bei insisted on washing for a minute.

Hearing this, Dai Xiaojing was stunned for a while, his smile froze on his face.

For a long time, he muttered in a low voice: "Fuck, it's been more than ten years, and you still have this virtue. Did you meet him when you went out to answer the phone?"

Lu Bei looked at him: "You already know that he has this kind of virtue?"

"Don't you know." Dai Xiaojing looked away, opened the car window, took out a cigarette, took a bite, lit the fire, and smoked, "He looks like that, he looks good... just look at it Be good."

Both were silent for a while.

Dai Xiaojing smoked a cigarette to the end, extinguished it, and laughed again: "Then you already know his virtues, and you should have guessed that I really had nothing to do with him a few days ago, he was talking nonsense. Then you are still alive." What's the matter?"

"Because I don't know why you didn't just say it." Lu Bei said.

Dai Xiaojing smiled and said, "It's not necessary..."

"Can't bear to speak ill of him?" Lu Bei asked.

Dai Xiaojing sneered and said, "What are you doing..."

"What's the matter with you two?" Lu Bei asked.

Lu Bei's aggressive posture made Dai Xiaojing a little annoyed.

He forcibly endured it, still grinning, and tried to get away with it: "Don't ask, it's not something happy, I don't bother to mention it. No, what's wrong with you, and it's not like this usually. I've had too many exes, your first day Do you know? I haven’t seen you ask before, it’s too late to be jealous now, my predecessor was able to line up from the gate tower to—”

"Let me ask you, what's going on with you and him?" Lu Bei looked at him fixedly, his voice lowered.

It's a sign of being really angry.

Dai Xiaojing choked, his brows twitched, his heart paused, he was a little embarrassing, he secretly glanced at Lu Bei, met his eyes, quickly moved away, looked down at his thighs, and secretly picked at Lu Bei with his hands a little uneasy. clothes corner.

Just like that, after another half-day of silence, Dai Xiaojing finally spoke, with a mixed feeling of self-defeating and mixed anger: "Fucking mother is my mother looking for a nanny! I found it when I was in high school! A single-parent family in southern Jinan, together with his mother He came here, his grades are good, he transferred to that school, and got a scholarship."

What happened later was nothing more than a play of love between bamboo horses and bamboo horses.

The author has something to say: the next chapter (or two chapters? To be determined, after all, I haven't finished writing _(:з)∠)_) is the past of Dai Xiaojing and Jinnan.

I carefully recalled the experience of Mr. Shen back then, and judged carefully, the past events on behalf of the president may cause some uncomfortable emotions, so let me say in advance, please skip to _(:з)∠)_

PS, this article Dai Xiaojing is the absolute protagonist, his main perspective, the script he got is thicker than Mr. Lu.

It's so rare that Lu Bei actually had a day when he didn't want to pinch his position. Is this the sun coming out from the north?

The teacher (?) Bo Ru sent diss in due course.