The whole world knows that I crossed

Many people were swiped by the same Weibo today.

The text content of this Weibo is only a short sentence:

"Gentlemen, I have crossed over."

The accompanying picture is a group photo of high-rise buildings that seem to be everywhere.

However, after careful observation or partial enlargement of the picture, you will find that in the high sky between two tall buildings, there is a small red figure flying by out of thin air. If you continue to enlarge this part of the picture, you can He got an indistinct unidentified figure in a red dress with silver hair and a pair of animal ears...

"Unidentified ghost! Isn't this Inuyasha!"

Many netizens recognized the person (or the demon) in the picture almost immediately.

But everyone didn't take it seriously.

Netizens were either laughing and teasing, "Oh, how amazing is the PS technology now that you can make fake ones look like real ones?" It's so lively.

Later, some big Vs inside and outside the circle retweeted it one after another, and this Weibo immediately became popular, and even the original PO "Qiao's second master" also became popular-although he was originally a He is a microblogger who has a yellow V certification and has hundreds of thousands of fans.

However, after a few hours, everyone stopped laughing.

Because "Qiao's Young Master" has updated some statuses one after another, many people have realized that something is really wrong.

So what's wrong?

First of all, let’s start with the identity of the blogger whose Weibo user name is “Qiao’s Young Master”.

The second son of the Qiao family, whose real name is Qiao Wen, is a second-year graduate student majoring in Japanese translation at the School of Foreign Languages, X University, and an internet celebrity.

— Hmm... the last item probably needs a quote mark.

Because I was obsessed with ACG since I was a child, in order to eat all kinds of niche rations that were not translated by the translation team, and to understand the newly released games in the first place, I resolutely chose to major in Applied Japanese in college and was successfully fooled by my current tutor after graduation. Qiao Wen, who took the postgraduate entrance examination and won the opportunity to go to Japan as an exchange student in the second year of graduate school, the reason why Weibo has a yellow V certification, and more than 90% of the group are real fans rather than zombie fans The large number of fans is not because of his professionalism.

Yes, not because of his profession.

Qiao Wen neither became a popular translation UP master specializing in Japanese games by virtue of his special skills in Japanese, nor did he open a "Little Second Master's Japanese Lecture Hall" on Weibo.

Although he always reads some content related to the original Japanese anime and games, apart from the impression "Oh our second master can speak Japanese", not many of his fans actually fall in love with him for this reason.

The reason why Qiao Wen became an "Internet celebrity" is because he has a pair of skillful hands.

——Yes, you read that right, a pair of skillful hands.

Whether it is a homemade clay figure, a DIY creative house, or even a life-sized gunpla, it seems to Qiao Wen that it is completely effortless to make, and it can almost be said to be easily grasped.

He seemed born with a certain unrivaled gift for doing any job, no matter how difficult, with ease and joy.

So from the first time he shared his handmade Dumao King clay figure on Weibo, he had the earliest group of diehard fans.

And because Qiao Wen's handicrafts are all related to Two-dimensional, so after a few years, he has gradually become a Two-dimensional "net celebrity" blogger with many fans.

And Qiao Wen's fans have been dancing ecstatically on his Weibo since a few days ago - because their second master is going to Japan to start his life as an exchange student!

And Qiao Wen has promised fans that once he settles down in Japan, he will immediately leave for Akihabara and take everyone on a tour of the Holy Land!

At that time, he will also buy some small gifts that everyone likes according to the opinions of fans, and give them to everyone in the form of Weibo lottery, which can be regarded as a small reward for everyone's long-term support.

Fans are looking forward to this. Qiao Wen himself is also very interested in the 11th district, the largest birthplace of ACG, so after packing all kinds of luggage, Qiao Wen got on the plane to Tokyo with excitement and anxiety. International Flights.

It's just that what Qiao Wen didn't expect was that his flight not only crossed the national border, but also crossed the dimensional wall!

He stood at the gate of the east gate with a look of lovelessness.

Just out of the airport, when he pulled out his phone and wanted to take a selfie and accidentally took a picture of the creature (?) that looked like Inuyasha, he still thought about posting on Weibo to see what netizens were talking about, because he himself thought it was just I met a dedicated coser or a performance art master—after all, in his impression, the Japanese people’s minds have always been very strange, and it is not surprising that such a strange scene will appear. "It's just a joke for the occasion.

But when he came to the University of Tokyo for exchange and study to find Professor Morishami, an old acquaintance of his tutor, to report, Qiao Wen was dumbfounded——

There is no Japanese professor named Mori Kami in the school!

Qiao Wen was stunned.

Why not!

Last year, he also hosted Professor Morishami who led an entire exchange group to China with his tutor!The other party is a well-known number one figure in Japanese academia. He has published many influential papers and many works on Japanese learning. It can be said that he is quite recognizable. How could such a figure suddenly "do not exist "Yes?

Qiao Wen was at a loss.

The Dongda teacher who was in charge of receiving him was also at a loss.

The various certificates presented by this exchange student who claimed to be from Huaxia X University at first glance or after a careful inspection, the results proved to be true and valid, but in the school's network system, there is no way to check them. to his profile.

To make matters worse, the "Professor Morishita" he was looking for did not exist in the school at all!

Could it be that someone pretended to be a professor at Dongda University and went to Huaxia to cheat?

No no no, this is impossible!

What kind of person can handle the school's official procedures for approving exchange students so properly and authentically that no one can pick out any fake elements?

The teacher surnamed Ishikawa couldn't imagine it at all.

But the matter is not clear, and the dazed and shocked look of the young Chinese who claimed to be here for exchange and study does not seem to be fake at all. Mr. Ishikawa could only call the vice principal in charge of this aspect, Mr. Arita, to explain the situation. Following the young man, watching him turn around, he came to the gate of Dongda University again.

"Qiao Jun!" Ishi Chuan hurriedly called the young man who lived at the door and stood there for a while, and then couldn't help but say that he was about to leave the school with the two huge suitcases at hand, "Where are you going?"

Qiao Wen sighed.

He thinks he can save it!

Maybe it wasn't breaking some dimensional wall, but something really went wrong in the communication program?

His tutor was not a reliable person in the first place. He said that everything was arranged so that Qiao Wen could just rest assured. Why did Qiao Wen believe in it at the beginning?

Maybe it's because the old man was confused, where did he make an omission?

The more Qiao Wen thought about it, the more he realized that it was possible.

Otherwise, I might as well fly back to China without unpacking my luggage!

Anyway, if there is really a problem with the procedures, it may not be possible to fix it in a short while.

It is better to go back to China than to stay in Japan during this time.

Qiao Wen quickly made a decision.

It's just that he didn't think about it. If it was really just a procedural problem, why did Professor Morishita suddenly "do not exist"?

Maybe he didn't think of it.

He just... doesn't want to think about it.

In short, he wants to go home!

Qiao Wen was firm and resolute.

Mr. Ishikawa still couldn't keep him, and he didn't have any suitable reason to force the other party to obey his arrangement, so he could only watch helplessly as the man reached out to stop a taxi, got in the car and left without hesitation...

"What's the matter..."

He sighed deeply.

On the other side, Qiao Wen got into the taxi with a decision in his heart, and finally calmed down temporarily.

He took out his mobile phone, clicked on Weibo, and was swarmed with various comments and forwarded private messages @Confused ==

Qiao Wen: ...

The people of the motherland are so enthusiastic!

While swiping his phone, he looked at the post he sent not long ago, "What the hell is going on? The East University said that I didn't have my file information, gentlemen, did I really time travel?!" Actively leave comments on Weibo, although there are A small number of people ridiculed him for making too much drama and love to act as a fanfare, but more people asked him with concern how things are going, what went wrong, and whether they have been properly resolved...

——No one mentioned time travel!

There really is no such thing as a magical horse that breaks the dimensional wall!

Qiao Wen's restless and anxious heart was soothed almost immediately.

There are still many good people in the world!

He thought so happily while typing.

A few minutes later, the latest Weibo appeared on his homepage——

Qiao's young second master V: I'm sorry to make everyone worry!I don't know what went wrong now, so I'm going to take the opportunity to go back to China first, discuss with my instructor and then decide what to do next. Thank you for your concern and comfort, everything is safe here!ok~

At the end, a blown kiss emoji was added, which can be said to be very playful.

There is no way, as an internet celebrity blogger these days, even a man has to learn to be cute!This is the industry standard!Industry Standard!

Thinking of this, Qiao Wen sold out Meng without any psychological burden, comforted the netizens who cared about him, and then quit Weibo and started calling his tutor—he was also dizzy, and at the time he only cared about him in school. Shocked and dazed, why didn't I think of calling the tutor to ask?

In that case, not only can he prove his identity, but also let the instructor help to check over there, what link went wrong.

Qiao Wen silently disliked himself.

Lifting the mobile phone to his ear, he was thinking about how to explain the situation to the instructor later, but he couldn't prevent a mechanical female voice from the receiver to remind——

"Sorry, the number you dialed is empty, please check and dial again. Sorry..."

ha? !

what's the situation? !

The old man changed his number?

This was Qiao Wen's first reaction.

But then he thought that when the old man gave him his phone number for the first time, he said that this is an old number that he has used for many years. If there is no accident, he probably will not change it in his life, so let him remember it carefully...

Qiao Wen's hand holding the phone clenched unconsciously.

He immediately hung up the phone, found the landline number of the instructor's home in the address book, and dialed it——

Empty number!

The landline in the old man's office?

Empty number!

The instructor's mobile phone, the landline of the school's academic affairs office, the mobile phones of roommates, the mobile phones of classmates and friends...

Blank, blank, blank...

All are empty numbers!

From the beginning to the end, there was only the mechanical, emotionless female voice prompting from the receiver.

Qiao Wen was completely at a loss.

Is he really... crossed?

Things have come to this point to draw such a conclusion is almost a certainty.

But Qiao Wen refused to give up.

It's not time to give up yet!

Since he was able to travel through the plane once, he doesn't believe he won't be able to go back through it the second time!

Endless flames of hope ignited in his heart, and Qiao Wen's eyes shone brightly.

However, in the next second, he suddenly realized an extremely real problem—since all his exchange student files are invalid, and all the phone numbers of his relatives and friends have become empty numbers, what about the others?Like... his visa and passport?

Qiao Wen shuddered, because the passport cannot be queried online, so he directly searched how to check his ID number on Baidu, entered his ID number in the pop-up official website query box, and then...

Sure enough, the page displayed the result of "the certificate number does not exist".

Qiao Wen: ...

ID cards do not exist, let alone passports!How can this be delusional to pass the airport security check and get on the flight back to China!

So I still wonder if I can wear it back!He has become a gangster now, okay?

This is how to do.

Not being able to go home, and having no identity certificate in this unfamiliar Japan, Qiao Wen felt dizzy even thinking about it a little bit.

Not to mention other things, without an ID card, it would be a problem for him to rent a house or even stay in a hotel in Japan.

And more importantly, he didn't bring much cash when he came out this time, most of the deposits were in the bank account...

Thinking of this, Qiao Wen couldn't help being startled, and hurriedly asked the driver to pull over and stop the car, and couldn't help but feel a pain when he paid the fare—as expected, the taxi fares in Japan are terrifyingly expensive!

After getting out of the car with two large suitcases, Qiao Wen stood on the busy street and looked around blankly.

So, what should he do now?

While he was in a daze, the phone suddenly sounded a crisp notification tone, Qiao Wen subconsciously clicked on the Weibo icon, and found that it was his cousin who sent him a private message——

[Joe Xiaowen!What did you do?Why can't I get through the phone, and don't reply to text messages or WeChat QQ? 】

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen:? ? ?

Qiao Wen:! ! ! ! ! !

Weibo, Weibo? !

yes!Weibo!