The whole world knows that I crossed

- Foreword withdrawn.

Don't ask, just ask, the station bento is really delicious!

Qiao Wen walked on the mountain road leading to Mikage Shrine with the thick egg-yaki bento bought as gifts for the two little guys, Onikiri and Kotoru.

While walking, I did not forget to chat with the audience in the live broadcast room:

"...You don't have a fan of Bingzhubu Yibingwei, right? If so, I would really doubt your aesthetics... This is not discrimination, let me tell you! I don't believe it's the first time you've seen his close-up I was never frightened when I was doing color pictures! That expression, those eyes... how permeating!"

——Yes, although Qiao Wen also considered that the incident is over, whether it is better to temporarily turn off the live broadcast first, but as soon as he revealed such meaning, he was ruthlessly dismissed by netizens. Why don’t you talk about the cause and effect of the incident? What happened before and we are still in the dark, it’s really uncomfortable QAQ”

In the barrage, many netizens are skilled in martial arts, and they are coquettish and shameless. Qiao Wen really can't stand this situation.

In addition, he was indeed wronged at first, so in the end he could only compromise and promise everyone not to turn off the live broadcast, and talk to everyone about what happened before on the way home.

Qiao Wen is quite good at telling stories.

Especially like most netizens, he is an old Two-dimensional. Of course, he understands which topics most people are more interested in. He picks and chooses, filters out irrelevant details, and talks about everything Essence, from the entrustment of the goddess of the underworld to the first experience in the world of corpses and souls, from the Zhenyang Spiritual Art Institute to the young master Kuchiki, from admission to the hospital upon graduation (?) to transfer to the team after reinstatement, from the determination to take Bengyu ahead of time to entering the invisible empire by mistake... …

Later, the netizens witnessed Aizen's Ascension to Heaven, Qiao Wen's Zhanpakudao Swastika, and the arrival of the Golden Nightmare King... The audience was fascinated by it, and they used it from time to time like a group of ruthless 6 machines. "666" on the screen filled the screen, and continued to praise Qiao Wen with all kinds of rainbow farts, trying to get him to reveal more content that they were interested in - what a bunch of little clever ghosts.

Qiao Wen is now talking about the part where the members of Team Zero were blasted by ghost lamps.

Looking at the "Ghost Lamp SAMA is mighty!" and "Squad Zero just owed a lesson! When I was reading comics, I was almost pissed off! I played so mysteriously and ended up being punched by the Invisible Empire, a kid! My little brother! I'm sorry for such a high initial force!" "How did this guy who didn't recognize his true strength and provoked him randomly when he came up? How did he become the guardian of the Spirit King? It's very confusing!"... Wait, etc. Qiao Wen couldn't help laughing.

"Don't be angry." He turned to comfort the netizens, "Anyway, my Lord Ghost Lantern and I didn't suffer any disadvantages. On the contrary, it's Team Zero. I guess we will have a psychological shadow on mace in the future..."

A string of "233333" floated across the barrage in an instant.

Qiao Wen also talked about the conflict between the consciousness of the two worlds, the proposal of the golden nightmare king, and his decision with the ghost lamp...

"That's why we suddenly decided to come back..."

The content of what should be said is almost covered. Netizens already know about the follow-up about Yato and his father. The only thing left is...

Thinking of the troubles he would have to deal with next, Qiao Wen felt that maybe now might be a good time to have a good chat with everyone on this topic—his live broadcast room has always been hiding dragons and crouching tigers, and maybe he can get some good ideas from netizens What do you recommend?

With that in mind, Qiao Wen did exactly that.

He told everyone about the suspected cooperation between the King of Green and Akihiko Kayaba, and the participation of an unknown monster whose ability can be called a BUG. Plan", waited for the netizens to digest the information, and then asked:

"Do you have any memories of that monster? Is it an 'old acquaintance' I can't remember, or... is this a completely new face?"

The barrage paused for a moment.

"...Uh, I don't have any memory of this. It seems like a new breed of monster? Anyway, I don't remember where I saw this kind of character _(:з)∠)_"

"I haven't seen +1 before, could it be a new type derived from the new rules of the fusion world?"

"It's possible, my friends! Do you remember that in Noragami, there is a new god born from the new concept of 'search'. Since gods can be born from new concepts, so can monsters, right?"

"If you want to say that, it involves the essence of monsters in this world! What exactly are monsters? How are they born? Like gods, because of the popularization of a certain concept and the emergence of a new field, they will be born. birth?"

"...can you stop being so academic suddenly...it makes me bald QAQ"

……

Joe Win: :)

Coincidentally, I also look bald.

But at least he roughly confirmed one thing from the reactions of netizens, that is, this mysterious monster who suddenly appeared, it seems that it is not any character they are familiar with, but a real "new face"?

This is a bit of a hassle.

It's not that Qiao Wen is so arrogant that he feels that there should be nothing in this world that he doesn't understand. He's just a little distressed. It's probably not too difficult to deal with such a completely unfamiliar enemy. Although there are many people on their side, After all, part of the opponent's ability is still shrouded in a fog that no one can see. What if there is something that cannot be calculated even with the most careful planning...

"Then don't be afraid, the front is just right."

Qiao Wen muttered to himself.

His current state of mind is very interesting. It is precisely because he understands the afterlife that he has become the god of death, and the goddess of the underworld, Izanami, has personally made a promise to give "eternal life". Qiao Wen is not afraid of "death". the thing itself.

But to say that he doesn't value his own life because of this, it must not be possible - no matter how novel and interesting everything in hell is, to Qiao Wen, it is no better than this world.

After all, he was originally an ordinary human being, so of course he was more used to living as a human being.

Therefore, it is impossible to seek death by oneself, even in this life.

But this didn't delay his life and death, and he didn't accept it--sorry, there is a golden finger, that's how confident he is.

After listening to his whisper just now, Qiao Wen smiled and said to the netizens who were a little worried and advised him to be careful:

"Don't worry, everyone, have you forgotten that my Zanpakuto still has the ability to resolve?"

Netizens: ...

Netizens:! ! ! ! !

"Yes! I almost forgot about this!"

"Stand-in doll! Fuck, this is simply cheating! Think about it—'Sinai! Kakyoin!' 'Didn't expect that! I still have a life!' This opponent must be alive and dead?!"

"Awesome! Qiao Xiaoer is awesome! [Sound of Shock!]"

"I don't know why, suddenly there is a dull feeling of shooting mosquitoes with high-firing cannons. 【Desolation】"

"The friend in front, I am also _(:з)∠)_"

……

After a short period of aphasia, the netizens began to play jokes again.

Qiao Wen never cared what barrage they posted.

Especially after he got in touch with Little Tutu.

If there were still some disharmonious voices in Qiao Wen's live broadcast room before, since the appearance of Little Tutu, those voices of sarcasm, sarcasm, suspicion, and smearing Qiao Wen rarely appeared again, and even if there were, they would immediately disappear. Will disappear - this is undoubtedly the thoughtfulness and protection from the "mother".

Although Qiao Wen didn't think he was the kind of psychologically fragile type, this kind of silent protection still made him very happy, and since he was so happy...

Qiao Wen rolled his eyes, and decided to reveal some good news to netizens in advance——

"Everyone only cares about me, of course I am very touched... But, did you forget something?"

Barrage:? ? ?

"What did you forget? Is there anything else? [Confused]"

"It's gone..."

"Yeah, nothing else?"

Qiao Wen: "..."

no?No one really thought of it?

He raised his eyebrows, that look is ninety-nine percent similar to that of Bawei every time he wants to play a prank——

"No more? Need I remind you?"

Barrage:

"Come if you have the ability! See if I'm afraid!"

Qiao Wen: That's what you said.

He slowed down his speech, almost word for word:

"S—A—O—"

Barrage:? ? ?

"What the hell? We know that you are about to defeat the big devil and rescue Princess Tongzi! Need to emphasize it again?"

Qiao Wen: ...

Such a dull person must not be a sand sculpture netizen I know!

He sighed helplessly, "Are you really stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid? I've made my words so clear... SAO! NERvGear, my friends!"

Barrage:--! ! ! ! !

At this moment, whether they were Qiao Wen's fans from the beginning, or started to pay attention to him because of the time-traveling incident, everyone went crazy!

"Virtual reality!! A real virtual reality game! Can I really play it in my lifetime?!"

"Don't say anything, save money! Ready to buy a helmet!"

"...Wait, what are you talking about? Why do you need to save money to buy a helmet? NERvGear is something that Qiao Xiaoer can only get, right? What does it have to do with us..."

"Aren't you stupid! Qiao Xiaoer and my rabbit have had sex for a long time... Ah bah! Don't you know that it's the strong mother-child relationship between the pure mother of the motherland and the wanderer?! Qiao Xiaoer has something, as long as It’s not exclusive to the magic side, we’ll have it sooner or later! Qiao Xiaoer already hinted at this point, okay?”

"Where is it hinting, he is simply expressing it? Do you remember that time when we saw him eating canned food live, and felt that where is the canned meat? It is so real, and it can be seen that the meat used is good. At that time How do you say it? 'My mother prepared it for me, you may be able to eat it someday~'"

"Damn it, you're really calling me a mom?"

"Then haven't you guys called daddy before? It doesn't matter if it's mom or dad, it's our parents..._(:з)∠)_"

"Here! Qiao Xiaoer did a great job! Motherland father, when can we play the real holographic online game? Going bankrupt and begging for a helmet!"

"Mom! I know you are spying on the screen mom! Please come out as soon as possible! Please live!"

……

All right.

The barrage is full of ghosts crying and howling, either calling father or mother, in short, one central idea——

Looking for a holographic online game!Seek black technology!I beg Mom/Dad to love me again!

Qiao Wen: ...

Qiao Wen's mouth twitched.

Sure enough, he shouldn't have too much hope for the integrity of these sand sculpture netizens...