Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

Xu Jun rolled his eyes, thinking he's fat, and it's normal for his weight to fluctuate by a catty or two. It's a big fuss about such a small thing, don't you usually get on the scale?

He kicked Roshienke's calf, and Roshienke clamped his knees together to pinch the messy foot. He didn't feel guilty about asking about his weight as soon as he met him. Instead, he slapped him: "Don't move around, the carriage is not enough for you to flop."

Xu Jun just rolled his eyes: "It's okay, your car is more spacious than the emperor's."

At least one man over 1.9 meters can fit in it, and another one close to 1.8 meters can be installed. Mommy gets angry when I say this, 1.9 meters, what did you eat to grow up.

In Randall, the carriages of the nobles can be as luxurious as possible, but due to the strict regulations in the city, the width of the carriages of the nobles can only be one and a half meters, the width of the princes, dukes, princes and princesses can be two meters, and the king and the pope can ride For a three-meter-wide luxury carriage, there can also be four horses driving in front.

So the carriages that Xu Jun saw before, although they looked very luxurious on the outside, the space inside was very small.

But it doesn't matter, because going to this kind of banquet is mainly to show off cars, and some big families can't wait to equip special cars, and pull all the luxury cars in the family out to show off.

In particular, there was a car, the one that stretched out a hand in the car window and gestured with an upside down thumb when passing by Xu Jun, and there seemed to be the sound of two people talking inside.Such a small car, with two people in it, how crowded it must be.

but!The Dark Lord is completely different from them!Although this guy wasn't so arrogant that he took the three-meter-wide imperial car in Randall, Xu Jun discovered after he got in that there were actually five space inscriptions drawn in his car!

This... this kind of technology... the materials needed for this kind of inscription... why didn't he find it in the devil's treasury back then!

It may be that his eyes fell on the inscription too clearly, Roshienke followed his gaze and understood: "Advanced space inscription, I used three jars of silver magic dust—"

Then, under Xu Jun's "envious" eyes, he continued: "——they are all stored in the general warehouse of the dark abyss."

Xu Jun: "...why tell me this=-="

Luo Xienke raised his eyebrows exaggeratedly. He is usually used to being expressionless, so he also gives people a kind of high-cold pressure. At this time, he has a little more living breath, which makes people... feel even more scared _(:зゝ∠)_

If the lords of the ice field were present, seeing their "human" expression of His Majesty the Demon King, they might have suffered a cerebral hemorrhage on the spot.

But Xu Jun wasn't afraid, nor was he congested. He looked at Luo Xienke's arm, thought hard for a while, and felt that something was wrong: "What are you wearing? Where's your fine silk underwear?"

Well, two people who are old enemies and old friends haven't met for a long time, and when they meet, they are in weight underwear. Luo Xienke can understand Xu Jun's feelings before—how can this person be so uninteresting? !

"That set was buried in the ground together with my body by you. It was contaminated by the elements of the earth. Now it is being cleaned by the warlock." He said lightly, but suddenly froze for a moment. When he looked at Xu Jun again, he saw the guy's expression. Also a little dazed.

Yes, they sat facing each other, looking peaceful and friendly, but in fact they were undead enemies before.

It seems like a long time ago when the righteous brave challenged the evil king.

But now, they were sitting in a carriage, and both of them gradually relaxed, and they returned to the previous state when Luo Xienke was still in Xu Jun's body, talking about everything and occasionally fighting each other, but they seemed to be in harmony with each other. It was not quite the same back then, and there was a tenderness and tenderness.

"The earth element and the dark element seem to be able to fuse. I remember that it will increase the defense against the dark element and at the same time promote the user's control over the land. Black spar is the product of this effect," Xu Jun clapped his hands. : "When you go back, you have to go to your treasure house to have a look. Don't lose such a good experimental product."

Demon King Luoxienke had soft brows and eyes, and he couldn't see Xu Jun clearly through the eyes of the crystal ball and the bone bird.Flying eyebrows, opening and closing mouth, teeth touching and parting to reveal a bright red tongue, when it comes to alchemy materials, he looks excited, as if he wants to have a three-time show right away, and he holds his hand when he is happy.

Ah, hold his hand.

Luo Xienke then wrapped his palm around Xu Jun in reverse: "Yes, you are right, you have always been knowledgeable and talented."

——It doesn't hurt his conscience to say such things now.

The carriage of the Dark Lord Roshienke is as conspicuous as Randall's green out of thousands of reds. Now the whole city is very festive. The most bizarre thing besides him is the totem carriage that the orc shaman rides. The bumpkin shaman who came down put the demon stone statue with protruding eyes and wrinkled head on the roof of the carriage!What is this for!These shamans—hey!pagan!

As an intelligent race that is better mixed among all things, human beings certainly have a sense of superiority over races like the orcs who are not united and good. Therefore, when looking at the slightly rough carriages and decorations of the orc shamans, it is inevitable to bring some disdain.Later, I saw some orcs walking barefoot, some with leather around their waists, and some with tattoos directly on their faces. I don't know where the pride of being a civilized person burned in my heart.

But this time on the Grace Festival, the most "bright" thing has become a dark black skeleton carriage that came from an unknown race and was driven by an unknown person.

Compared with this one, the orc shaman's totem carriage is the difference between a child's play house and a thriller horror movie.

No one knows where the carriage came from, but everyone has a reasonable guess as to its origin.

Even many young people who saw this mysterious carriage held their chests and panted loudly. They didn't know why, but they just felt very excited, as if they were witnessing the opening of a new era.

——The one who can drive such an arrogant car safely and safely in Randall City is not an ordinary believer of the Dark God Cult.

— Only one person, and only one person does it all.

——Dark Lord.

People are afraid of demons and are full of disgust towards undead, but if the status of the other party is elevated to the level of the demon king, they will not be able to produce any emotions other than awe.

"Master! Xu Jun got into that black car! I saw it with my own eyes!"

About 100 meters in front of Xu Jun and Luo Xienke, a low-level knight on a horse came close to the side of a slow-moving carriage. The badge on his chest was not the badge of the Knights Battalion, but a certain family crest.

From the carriage came the voice of a boy in the voice-changing period like a male duck: "Can you tell whose carriage it is?"

The low-level knight did not speak, because another boy in the carriage answered: "Idiot! What's the point?! Let me tell you, it must be the devil! The dark devil Roshienke!"

"Nonsense," the boy in front retorted, scratching his neck, "Why did the devil come to Randall?"

"Come to find Xu Jun!" The young man who spoke last seemed very excited, just like an old lady spreading gossip: "Now the whole world is talking about the story of the brave Xu Jun defeating the Dark Demon King. I know it’s going to be bad—if the devil heard this story, wouldn’t he die of anger? If I were him, I would kill Xu Jun too...he definitely came to trouble Xu Jun!"

The young man who spoke at the beginning seemed to be moved, but he wanted to retort: ​​"Sig, don't talk nonsense, how could a big man like the Dark Lord be like you..."

The boy named Sig immediately patted him: "What the hell! Let's think about it, Imma, if one day you hear rumors that you were beaten by the last idiot in our grade Now, you have to go find a place?"

Although he wants to continue to oppose Sig, but the young Yima, who has not yet left the second year of middle school, thinks about it carefully, and it seems to be the truth.

If this happened to him, he would definitely go there and beat that guy himself!

So - Demon King Luoxienke must have come to find fault with Xu Jun!

The low-level knight didn't dare to listen more, and left quickly after finishing what the young master told him to report.There are only two teenagers who are discussing with each other sentence by sentence. Their carriage just passed by Xu Jun's house, just to appreciate the panicked look of the brave man's carriage wheel being stolen.

snort!Such a poor guy dares to pursue Her Majesty the Holy Maiden!

Such a noble and beautiful Her Majesty the Saintess of Al condescends to walk into this brave little house!They saw it!They all saw it!They were sitting in the opposite library copying their homework!

At that moment, ah, how many young people's hearts were broken into pieces!

It's all Xu Jun's fault, all his fault, he must have abducted His Highness the Holy Maiden!

Imma and Sig, two aristocratic teenagers who are in the second stage of middle school, clenched their fists tightly. At this moment, in the gorgeous but small carriage, they were squeezed until their knees touched knees and sat face to face like quails. In my mind, I imagined the picture of myself defeating the brave Xu Jun who is strong on the outside and capable on the inside.

At the same time, the emperor of the Golden Banner Empire, who had already prepared to welcome guests and give a speech at Storm Castle, was in a daze.

——Does the agreed leader have to enter first?Do the leaders of the agreed countries understand this rule?

——Why is the Lord of the Abyss, the Demon King, the one who came early?Where is His Majesty the Dark Lord Roxienke?

The emperor of the Golden Banner Empire felt bitter, thinking that you obviously didn’t say that. Didn’t you, the devil, send a letter saying that God’s Grace Festival would be there? This made us very nervous, but in short The entire holy city was cleaned in just three days, and all the bards who told the story of Xu Jun's battle with the devil shouted to criticize and educate.

As a result, you are not here again?Get your men down?What is this person doing? !

Consciously losing face, His Majesty the Emperor was struggling to calm down on the surface, quietly looked at the abyss lord Searle, and asked him about the situation of His Majesty the Demon King with his eyes.

The abyss lord Seir's smile is decent and elegant: "I must ask for your forgiveness, Your Majesty the Human Emperor, our Majesty said that he is still young, and he doesn't want to come here so early to be with a group of old men and women. He went to find young people to communicate. gone."

Emperor of the Golden Banner Empire:? ? ?