Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

The onlookers firmly believed that just now, many indescribable things must have happened in the devil's carriage.

Of course, although there is a gap between what they imagined, but in a certain way, the word "indescribable" is really correct_(:зゝ∠)_

Xu Jun clutched his chest, his usual steady pace was a bit stumbled, he walked forward with his head down, gnashing his teeth so hard that he couldn't restrain the corners of his mouth from rising—Is Mader sick?

What, why are you so happy...

However, in the dark carriage with no ray of sunlight, in the small and airtight space, the tall figure pressed against the opponent's chest, trying to push back but was grabbed by the wrist. It is obviously a cold demon, but at this moment it is so hot hot.His wrist also seemed to be scalded by the heat, and finally the other's lips pressed against his.

The deep voice of Demon Lord Luo Xienke was like a whisper from hell: "Don't play dumb, Xu Jun, your heart beats so fast."

Xu Jun trembled uncontrollably, he felt that he had never been so calm before - because at this moment he even inexplicably remembered the sentence the teacher said in the sex course he took in college: "...someone said There is no such thing as complete heterosexuality or homosexuality, and there is always the possibility that a person will meet someone who can lead him on a different path in his life..."

Grandma, what the hell am I thinking?

The teacher's voice faded away, but his mind was suddenly confused, and his breathing became short of breath, because suddenly he had a bold idea: he wanted to know whether this guy in front of him was the "on a different road" the teacher said. people".

As soon as Xu Jun's head became hot, he stuck out his tongue and licked Luo Xienke's lips.

Roshienke: "..."

There are many older and brave men, Roshienke, who should be an old driver in terms of age, also thought of a sentence in his mind like lightning, it seems to be written in the popular little yellow book by the human troubadours he collected during this period ——"You are playing with fire!"

I thought it was a bit funny when I watched it at the time, but now I am personally on the scene.

Gobbling voraciously, breathing heavily and panting, his pressure on Xu Jun became uncontrollably intensified, Xu Jun struggled at the same time, broke his wrist out of control, waved it in the air a few times, and finally hugged Luo Xienke like an appointment. on the shoulders.The movements of the two of them crossed the line at once, and they were eager to exchange one passionate kiss after another.

Luo Xienke's fingers were slender, and he nimbly got into the hem of Xu Jun's dress: "...I miss you very much... After I left your body, I have been missing this warm place..."

Mom, what are you talking about? !Xu Jun's face immediately flushed red: "Woo...get out, warm up, ah..."

At this time, I can't say something nice. Roshienke is a little bit stuck, but fortunately, he has enough time to teach this brave man.

Now there is no need for this brave man to continue talking. Since you don't want to talk about love, then just keep your mouth shut.

At this moment, the carriage stopped, and the coachman, Bo Lai, the head of His Majesty's guard army, said dryly in a trembling voice, "Your Majesty, we have arrived."

Roshienke: "..."

Xu Jun: "...Damn it! My clothes! My dress! You, you, you, get your hands away!"

I actually forgot in the car just now, this is the way to the Grace Festival celebration!There is still a large wave of nobles waiting!

Roshienke was silent for a few seconds, finally calmed down his emotions, and asked intimately, "Should I let you out first?"

Xu Jun wished he could kick him: "Come out with wool! I'm scared to death! Damn it!"

His Majesty the Demon King sighed in his heart. Although this time it doesn’t work, there will be a next time. He will stay in Randall for a while, and he can always find a chance to be alone. I heard that Xu Jun still has a house in the second ring of the city center ...But as a man, it is really uncomfortable to be interrupted forcibly. He even has the desire to destroy the Grace Festival of human beings and tear down this storm castle.

--just forget it.

They are a family of demons who have always loved peace.

Xu Jun tidied up his dress in a hurry and got out of the car. Roshienke also got out of the car at random. At this time, he looked very calm (fierce) and calm (ruthless). He ordered Bo Lai, the head of the guard army who was the coachman: "Take When you come down, follow Xu Jun to the Divine Grace Festival banquet and look after him."

The words were so low that only Bo Lai could hear him. Bo Lai was shocked and almost cried.

Scared him to death, I thought he was about to be executed on the spot just now, but I didn't expect His Majesty to give him a task to do, which means that he doesn't have to die, live, survive QAQ

Even if he is a frozen demon who is relatively indifferent compared to humans, he also knows that men cannot be interrupted at this time. What is the difference between eating?As for the movement between His Majesty and Mr. Brave in the carriage just now, he only dared to interrupt it after two mental preparations!He was really ready to meet His Majesty's wrath!

"Your Majesty, this subordinate will definitely protect the brave Mr. Xu Jun!"

As a result, the head of the Bolai Guard Corps expressed his loyalty quietly and excitedly.

The surrounding nobles didn't know all this. They only saw that after Xu Jun's face turned red, the demon king kept staring at Xu Jun with a brutal expression that could scare people into tears. Things go wild.

But honest imagination.

Denister held one hand of Saintess Al almost immediately: "Xu Jun, is he all right!"

Saint Al did not reprimand him for his gaffe: "It's okay, although my complexion is bad, my footsteps are weak, and my eyes are a little out of focus... But it should be okay, calm down."

The more Denister listened, the less calm he became. He rushed over, but was pushed away by the mysterious coachman of the demon king who came striding between Xu Jun and himself!

Denister: [What does this mean!Why doesn't he let me take care of Boss Xu Jun!Demons really are so unreasonable! 】

Bo Lai, head of the Guard Corps: [Fuck, this sissy little boy still wants to join Mr. Xu Jun, don't look at his own virtue, go as he goes, don't lead the person His Majesty likes. 】

The two snorted at each other from their nostrils, but because of their scruples, they didn't dare to move again.

Denister thought to himself that the next thing is our home court, you demons can show their prestige outside, but if you want to tamper with at the banquet, you can't, Boss Xu Jun will be protected by me!

Bo Lai thought to himself that this sissy little guy looked quite imposing when he stared at people, but he didn't know what was applied on the eye circles (actually it was the same version of the saint's eye shadow as the saint), and it looked weird It's eye shit.

……

Luoxienke Demon King took a step forward with his long legs, not to mention Xu Jun who had already walked to the door of the venue and secretly looked back at him, all the heads of other noble men and women followed him.Even the child was picked up by his parents, staring at Luo Xienke with big eyes, Xu Jun heard a child beside him crying and asking his mother: "Who is this scary uncle who looks like he wants to eat people? "

His mother was really scared to death, and she quickly covered the child's mouth and refused to teach him to speak, for fear that the devil would strangle the child to death when he heard it.

How can Roshienke be so boring?Even if his temper was not as good as it is tens of thousands of years ago, he would not be angry with the cubs. After all, race wars generally do not involve cubs. This is a contract between various ethnic groups.Although there are people who don't abide by this rule now, it won't be him, the Dark Lord.

He just gave Xu Jun a meaningful look when the child said "cannibalism".

cannibal...

Xu Jun turned his head away, wondering what the hell you mean! ! !

However, he just scolded a few words in his heart, he was completely discouraged, and he didn't dare to speak out to refute_(:зゝ∠)_

What happened in the carriage just now, at the beginning, he catered without hesitation as soon as his brain was hot, and he even took the initiative, but now his head is completely cold... Well, even if it was a small kiss, he was Touching his lower abdomen from his hem was not too much, but it was enough to scare him, a former straight man who had never had a serious relationship, and the only time it was in a game, so he had no experience.

He said bitterly in his heart that his brain was sick, but he couldn't help reaching out his hand to touch his trembling lips.

His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke was in a very good mood, and walked into the doorway in the middle with his long legs.

At this time, the emperor of the Golden Banner Empire was also looking at the Pope. His Majesty the Dark Demon King hadn't come by this time. What was he doing?

Looking around, the two of them thought of a question that they had never thought about before, and they even dared not think about it in any direction.

They have joked before, but they stop at the right time every time. After all, as the leader of a faction, it seems that it is always wrong to maliciously speculate that the leader of other forces is a vengeful villain. great.

But now they couldn't help exchanging a worried look, thinking that the devil...he couldn't really find fault with the brave Xu Jun, could he? !

No!After all, you are a devil, can't you be more generous!

It just so happened that there were many faction leaders who came to participate this time, so it was not easy to ask the abyss lord for clarification, but then I saw the abyss lord bowing deeply towards the door, and a tall black shadow strode in.

"Your Majesty, you are here." Abyss Lord Searle saluted.

Roshienke nodded. The emperor of the Golden Banner Empire and the Pope hadn't spoken yet. An old man with curly hair like laver and a face full of wrinkles and age spots who had been standing in the corner said in a deep voice: "Listen to the abyss lord who said Roshienke His Majesty the Demon King wants to participate in the celebration of young people? Your Majesty the Dark Demon King, please forgive my bluntness, you are the one with the longest lifespan in the entire world, right—”

The implication is that you said that you think we are old, and you want to play with young people, but you are the oldest, what about wool?

As soon as these words came out, the kings, priests, and shamans of other forces changed their colors one after another. Each of them complained in their hearts, but no one dared to speak out directly.

Luo Xienke didn't think it was disobedient, but just looked around and saw a lot of old faces with drooping skins.

In the end, he said slowly: "Is that so? I think it's always a word to describe status. The popular saying now is that old or young can't be judged by age, but by face."

A group of old men and women: "..."

Meow meow meow?Are you kidding me?How did such a superficial person live to such an age? ! ! !

The author has something to say: Demon King Xixi: What do you know, we Junjun Brave and I (seems) are of the same age, ah, peers→_→

Onlookers: ...Hi, are you a demon spirit?