Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

The first priest of the Sea Snake Clan held back for a long time and said, "I didn't expect there to be such a vile human being!"

The emperor of the Golden Banner Empire also had a bad impression of the Sea Snake Clan, so he casually replied: "If you get close to ink, you will be black. Well, if you are close to ink, you will be black. We will teach this young man in the future."

The first priest of the Sea Snake Clan: "..." Those who are close to ink are black, what is black who is close to ink? !What the waiter said was clear—the Sea Snakes were the first to harass the Mermaids, and they were beaten by that human!

So who is Mo? !

The Sea Snake Clan has always been thick-skinned, and this number one priest even believes that as long as they can win, they don't need to be shameless, so they are never afraid of being embarrassed, and they can laugh at things that others feel ashamed of. It is because the sea area where the sea snakes lived was much more dangerous than the mainland, so in their eyes dignity is not important, or to them, the self-proclaimed noble sense of morality is not important, only survival, food and land resources That's the most important thing.

However, winning with despicable means and losing with despicable means are completely different situations! ! !

The priest of the Sea Snake Tribe only felt that his old face was being rubbed against the ground!

When you go back, you must ask Xisai what is going on! ! !

In the past, leaders of various countries would gather together for a cutscene at the Grace Festival banquet, and everyone would say auspicious words together, and then the court painter would draw a picture for all of them, and everyone in the picture was smiling, as if the whole god The family members of the mainland are all amicable.

So this time, the old system is still used. The incident with the Sea Snake Clan and the brave Xu Jun over there has not passed, and the old men and women here have no intention of intrigue. They simply stand together now and let the court painter sketch out a party picture. Anyway, if there is anything that can be discussed in private later, today is just a formality.

Every year after the Grace Festival, everyone will leave a harmonious and dignified party picture, which will be hung in the Storm Castle for a whole year to express everyone's love for peace.

But today's picture...is very inconsistent, one is because the face of the first priest of the Sea Snake Clan is painted like an old chrysanthemum, and the other is because His Majesty the Demon King...the court painter is very honest on his face Draw a ball of black.

"I, I don't know why, Your Majesty QAQ, the expression and complexion of His Majesty the Demon King are really beyond what we mortals can describe!" The court painter was crying. Tu Xiuxiu was also very favored because of this, but he didn't expect that he would be planted at the Grace Festival banquet this time - obviously, obviously, he even drew the smiling face of the shaman of the sheep and deer tribe whose facial features were almost covered by his face. Out!

It's so natural!So kind!

Everyone couldn't help but secretly looked at the Dark Demon Lord Luo Xienke, and after seeing it, they understood.

At this time, the expression of His Majesty Luoxienke Demon King can no longer be described in words. The person who looked at him only felt that what he saw was not a human face, but pure darkness. He raised his hand, bringing a gust of wind, It seems to be able to hear the sound of ghosts crying.

Dark Demon Lord Luo Xienke raised his cloak and walked in front of the crowd: "Suddenly realized that there are some things that haven't been done yet, let's take a step ahead, and you can do what you want."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what the hell the demon king was up to.Only the emperor of the Golden Banner Empire and the Pope Guangming looked at each other, and had a terrible guess in their hearts: it couldn't be because of Xu Jun, could it? !

The demon king had clearly talked with the priests of the Sea Snake Clan before (laughing) Feng (specially) born (怪), but when he heard Xu Jun’s name, his face immediately turned black like this, this, this——these two people The relationship between them is even more extreme than the legendary rival! ! !

The Emperor Jinqi swallowed his saliva: "Rectify! We must arrest all those bards in the city who talk nonsense all day long! Look at what they are doing!"

The Pope also nodded heavily, as if he was not among the people who contributed to the flames →_→

The first priest of the Sea Snake Clan didn't learn how to behave. He didn't know whether he wanted to find a place or had some new evil intentions. He laughed again, his voice was dry and disgusting.Roshienke didn't look back, but the abyss lord gave him a cold look.

The abyss lord Sear has been very low-key since the arrival of the devil, and even made many people forget his existence.But now he looked back at the first priest of the Sea Snake Clan with a very gloomy expression, as if he was going to screw the old guy's head off in the next second.

--To shut up.

He didn't make a sound, but his tightly pursed lips undoubtedly revealed this message. The priest of the Sea Serpent Clan trembled in fright. At this moment, what he saw was not the Demon King and his subordinates, but the abyss.

——Is this the real devil?

Luo Xienke walked vigorously, his face was also black like a bear whose corn had been robbed, but if you want to say how angry he was, that's not the case.

He already knew what kind of person Xu Jun was. On the surface, this guy was extremely unruly, but in essence he was a very well-behaved young man.It's much better than some sanctimonious ones nowadays. When I was in Shengyuan Heights, this guy said every day that the Holy Light Elf is beautiful and the Holy Light Elf is beautiful. What is the relationship between the holy light elves? After thinking for a long time, I came up with a word: "Good friends!"

That guy was talking about the girls in Baihe Town every day, but how could the girls in Baihe Town be as beautiful as the Queen of the Holy Light Elf?If he was really a frivolous person, he should have been able to understand the little thoughts of the young Holy Light Elf Queen.

Xu Jun's understanding of lust is not complete, he is like a big boy who has read too many popular novels, he says he loves girls every day, but he has never seen him do any substantive actions.

Instead of getting into the carriage, the Luoxienke Demon King rode on a horse and ran away, throwing a word to the abyss lord Searle to wait here for Xu Jun to come out.This kind of horse is not the war bone horse commonly used by demons, but a variant of the Moonlight Horse. The demons also took a batch of them with them after they sank into hell.Originally, I brought a few black moonlight horses out this time mainly for Xu Jun’s little moonlight horse steamed bread. That child has worked hard with Xu Jun for many years, and it seems that he is about to reach adulthood (Warcraft matures early), so he can bring a few more. A young black moonlight horse came to meet him on a blind date.

Mantou was also getting older and began to understand. Demon King Luo Xienke thought very kindly at that time: Find a partner for Mantou and send him back to his hometown to have a baby. Don't make it inconvenient to keep doing things with Xu Jun.

——But who still thinks about steamed buns now! ! !

He galloped all the way to the gate of Xu Jun's small building on the second ring road of Randall City, got off his horse, and after ringing the doorbell, he thought about it again: Xu Jun lives here, and he should not be the only one at home. It is indeed inappropriate to come to visit suddenly.

Although he spent most of his life as a demon king, he had also been a human prince for more than ten years, so he knew a little about human etiquette.

So after thinking for a while, he patted Hei Yueguangju to let him hide and graze by himself. His Majesty the Demon King nimbly... opened the window of Xu Jun's second-floor building and jumped in.

The black moonlight horse Herod called twice, but his temporary master never paid attention to him again.The strong black horse thought for a while, and Herod jumped over the low wall in the backyard of Xu Jun's house, and found a place to rest in the shade.

——Damn chicken, His Majesty the Demon King is crazy, to bring a dark horse like them to the ground, it's so hot in summer!And isn't His Majesty himself hot?Do you still have to wear a black cloak in a black carriage? !

Yesterday, I heard His Majesty and Lord Abyss Lord say that this is handsome, what is handsome, and can handsome be eaten? !

Hei Yueguangju relied on the fact that no one was eavesdropping here, and Herod spoke a lot of horse language, which can be summed up in capitalized mdzz.

When Xu Jun walked out of the Storm Castle, it was almost dusk. Who knew what he had experienced today. It was obviously just a fight like a street gangster, but he was sought after by a large group of young nobles of all races...?

Meow meow meow?Are these young people mentally ill?

And the one who was most seriously ill seemed to be Denister. After drinking two extra glasses of wine, he began to call himself Xu Jun's fanboy, letting the brats who had just joined the "Brave Xu Jun's support team" stand aside. go.Those brats were only fourteen or fifteen years old, and they were at the age when they were not afraid of anything, and they drank some wine while the atmosphere was lively, and immediately forgot who their mother was, and dragged Xu Jun's sleeve called "Master Brave".

The leader is named Imma, and his twin brother Sig. The two children asked Xu Jun with tears in their eyes: "Just to be sure, do you like Her Royal Highness Saint Al?"

Xu Jun looked back at Al with a questioning expression, and Al shook his head, saying that it had nothing to do with her, and a decent person like her would not have any interest in minors.

So Xu Jun also shook his head to deny it, and Imasig and the other children burst into tears, saying that they had misunderstood and wanted to recognize the elder brother (probably meaning), Xu Jun expressed his opposition to the mindless pursuit of stars by teenagers, but at this time Denister and Scar came to kill him.

Denister and Scar smelled of alcohol, but their eyes were clear and upright. Just when Xu Jun thought they were here to maintain order...

Denister with an upright face: "It's okay to recognize the elder brother, but you have to be behind me."

Ska said confidently, "Yeah, Hiccup must be behind me."

Saint Al with a blank face: "..."

Raising Erkang's hand at the side, Lard wanted to call his brother back: "..."

This holy son/brother really doesn't want it anymore.

Excluding a bunch of fanboys and girls, namely the overly enthusiastic wood elf and water elf, a few cowardly little orcs, and two blushing mermaid girls, Xu Jun managed to get out of the encirclement.

Then I saw the leader of the group of sea snake warriors who fought before standing at the door and looking at him with a half-smile: "Fighting match, I'll wait for you."

Xu Jun glanced at him, thinking that whoever the idiot stipulated for the fighting match, I must go, what is the difference between you and Xiaoshulin's agreement after school.

Isn't whoever goes who is sick?

He stumbled and ran out the door, looking back from time to time.The purpose of coming to this banquet at the beginning was to get to know a few more young nobles, to change my image of being corrupted by bards (?), and to frighten those two-year-old children. Now it is considered an overfulfilled task, but baby He is not happy at all.

The abyss lord Sear was standing outside the door. Because of the order given by His Majesty the Demon King, he had been standing outside waiting.

When Xu Jun came out, he saw him, quietly bathed in the brilliance of the setting sun, quiet and indifferent, not like a demon, but with an inexplicable divinity.

"Brave, hurry back to your home, His Majesty is already waiting for you there."

After the abyss lord Searle finished speaking, he turned and left. Xu Jun felt that his slow pace was full of pretense.

Lord of the Abyss: Grandma is an old leg, but I can figure it out. I waited until now for a word, and I was not allowed to take off the black cloak in summer to show my dignity. Your Majesty, won't your conscience hurt?

The author has something to say: Demon King Xixi: No, the conscience of the brave Xu Jun will not hurt, but mine will not. This is called unity.

Abyss Lord Searle (touching the prickly heat on his back with a blank expression): This is called marrying a chicken and marrying a dog with a dog.