Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

The abyss lord Seir really wants to talk to someone about his life now. Regarding his tragic feelings, he is really a waste of fart.

Maybe you can see the stars in the dark night, and a ray of light shines from the sky, and this ray of light shines into the abyss and sinks deeply.

There is a kind of glowing fish on the bottom of the sea, and there is a kind of firefly mushroom in the natural disaster pit. There seems to be light in the dark.But there is only the dark abyss, which stretches out from the bottom called hell, and reaches the surface, where there are scarlet flames below, and the bright daylight on the surface, while the dark abyss itself has no light at all.

The abyss lord is the same as the place where he was born. His symbol is black, so his appearance is also very similar to His Majesty the Demon King. He has black hair, black eyes and black clothes, giving people a heavy pressure.

Bo Lai, the head of His Majesty's guards, keenly felt this pressure, and couldn't help but be taken aback. The Lord of the Abyss, Sir Sir, has always been very gentle (although sometimes his personality is very bad), ah, how could it be because of the relationship between His Majesty and the brave Xu Jun? Just so angry?

——Ah, could it be because of the influence of Lord Wiese, the Lord of the Ice Field?It seems that the adult really hates that Xu Jun...

After much deliberation, it's all about big shots. He, the head of the guard army, seems to have a high status in the demon clan, but he's just a knife in the hands of the people above him. He knows his position very well, and he never speculates about the "big shots" idea.

He was taken to drink by the abyss lord Serra.

What I was looking for was a human bar, called the Log Shield Bar, which was full of drunken mercenaries and adventurers.During the Grace Festival, even the most greedy adventurers don't want to go out to pick up jobs, so everyone is going to have a good time in the city for three days.The bartender at the Roundwood Shield bar complained while wiping the cup: "I can't earn any commission for these two days." But I didn't see him really frowning.

The abyss lord took off his black robe and put it on his arm. He was wearing a thin silk dress underneath. It was sweltering in early autumn, and there were many people dressed like this. He also deliberately chose a low-profile gray color, so he was not conspicuous. .

"It is said that around the Grace Festival, there are more people who break up and get divorced..."

"It can't be helped. The Divine Grace Festival is also a reunion festival. Every family has to lead someone to meet their parents, so it's a lot of things."

A young adventurer was talking to the bard, and after a while the adventurer also cried: "I was at this time last year too... Hiccup was dumped by my girlfriend... Hiccup..."

Bolai was thinking that human beings are really strange, and he can tell outsiders about his emotional problems, when he saw the face of the abyss lord Seir in front of him collapsed at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Bolai, you know what, a year ago I was also dumped at this time QAQ"

Boley: "..."

The abyss lord drank two glasses of wine, thinking that even His Majesty the Demon King has found a partner now, and his relationship has not been smooth since tens of thousands of years ago, so he couldn't help crying: "A demon with an ordinary appearance like you is I don’t understand, the pain in my heart can’t be said for three days and three nights. It’s okay if I didn’t meet a suitable person in the demon clan. A few years ago, when I was an undercover agent in a human city, I met a human. youth."

Bole subconsciously felt that something was wrong. After thinking for a while, he found out: Wasn't it the time Sir Sir was fighting against Xueren's Northern Allied Forces a few years ago?They demons have expressly stipulated that the generals guarding one side cannot run around for no reason. How dare they go to a human city to be an undercover agent?A majestic lord, you go undercover yourself?Wouldn't your conscience ache for telling such a lie? !

My three-year-old nephew can't even say such a thing!

Sir Sir didn't think there was anything inappropriate about his behavior. He was filled with his bitter relationship history, so Bolai could only listen with a bitter face: "She is...a very energetic young man, Completely different from a demon, she fights not to plunder, but to help others. At first I thought she was naive, but then I had to praise her spirit, she is more noble than a holy knight, and more just than a warrior."

After drinking two more glasses of wine, Searle supported his head with his hands.He thought of a certain afternoon a year ago, lying on the bed with his lover.

People sweat easily in summer, but the devil doesn't. His skin is always slightly cool, and young humans like to rub against him.At this time, he didn't dare to move, because he knew that his young lover was a guy with a lot of self-esteem, and if he was realized that he was acting like a baby, he would definitely wrap himself up and roll away.

They had a quiet time, perhaps for two or three months.During that time, he was troubled by some things, which had nothing to do with the Northern Allied Forces, and had nothing to do with the temper of the little princess who was getting more and more explosive. It might have something to do with his concealed identity.Every day is very pleasant, every day is also very contradictory, time seems to stop in that summer.

Why did they separate in the end?

Searle would ask himself occasionally, but the answer was so obvious that he didn't even need to think about it.He is a demon. Although he pretends to be a human, he lives in a human city for the time being.Contradictory identities, the abyss itself is also contradictory, there is light on both sides and only darkness The abyss is dark and deep, connecting the underground and the ground, it can be said to be the most important place on the main continent, but it is dirty, and there are all kinds of things in it .

Simple human beings cannot accept this contradiction.

The same is true of his love, the true love that has not been obtained since tens of thousands of years ago, briefly bubbled in that summer a year ago, and then was punctured.

It was doomed to be a tragedy from the very beginning, and the more I thought about it, the more bitter I felt.

"...Cheers to His Majesty's love, bless them... Well, don't be torn apart by that ruthless Wei Ze?"

In the end he had to say so.

Damn, as a single dog who has lost his lover, he can still bless others. Compared with Wei Ze, he really doesn’t know how much better he is →_→

Bo Lai drank sluggishly, thinking oh my god, he is going to die, suddenly he knows so many secrets QAQ

Can he, he, he, go back alive, his wife and children are hot on the kiln? QAQ

……

Bolai doesn't have a wife and children on the kang, but his majesty, the Demon King, is on the kang.

The devil pulled Xu Jun's arm with his hand, and pressed the disobedient brave man under him. The healthy and tall brave man was exactly a circle smaller than the devil.

It was hot, very hot, a little too hot for an old demon who had lived for tens of thousands of years.

The skin on contact caught fire, from the nerves on the surface down to the depths of the spine.

Luo Xienke thought about it, and told Xu Jun frankly: "I regret it."

Xu Jun: "..." What the hell are you trying to do!

The young brave man was stiff all over, and after being pulled into bed, one thing came to his mind slowly: Why did he have to take a bath first? !

——If you didn't take a shower before, you can use this as an excuse to get out now.Judging from his experience of being in the same body with Prince Lane for many years (?), Prince Lane is a clean freak and absolutely cannot bear to lie with dusty and sweaty people.

So why take a shower first!Isn't this rushing!

As for what he is rushing to... Cough, it's better not to clarify this kind of question.

"Don't worry," I felt my butt was slapped, and my body trembled as if it was electrified. After that, my waist and abdomen were also touched, and I heard the other party continue to say in his too young Su Susu voice: "During this period of time, I read a lot of popular novels, and I also learned the basic anatomy of the human body. Now I have a good understanding of the human body."

Xu Jun: "..."

Damn, read popular novels!What an anatomy!If this works, I will read countless films!Xu Jun propped up his body with one elbow, put his lips on the tip of Luoxienke's nose, and bit him hard: "Go away..."

As a result, his chest was pressed down, his whole body went numb, and he fell on the bed in disbelief.

Actually using dark elements at this time?Taking advantage of the weak human response to this thing?Fuck?

The voice of Demon King Luoxienke is exactly the same as that of Prince Lane, but the meaning revealed is completely different—Prince Lane’s words will probably never be able to say such shameless words: "I didn’t plan to do this at first, but Xu Jun, you There are too many places to encounter when struggling.”

— Blame me? ! ! !

But there is no way, the body has already heated up.The dark element has a certain corrosive effect on human beings, but under the use of Luo Xienke, it is as harmless as a cat. Its claws did not pop out, and the little meat ball scratched Xu Jun's heart one after another, very itchy.The body of the brave man has gone through thousands of battles, but at this moment he is as weak as a rookie.

He raised his neck, and unconsciously made a posture of neck-throwing.In the moonlight, Roshienke could see the brave man's bare chest covered with scars, which was obviously very hideous, but it would not make people feel ugly on this person.His subordinate Xu Jun's heart was pounding, showing vigorous vitality.

If you kiss with your lips, you can hear trembling panting, sticky and hoarse.

"...wait a minute... it's over... I need to take a bath..."

"Well, do you need to ask your housekeeper to turn up the hot water?"

"……do not……"

The floral quilts all fell to the ground_(:зゝ∠)_

The housekeeper had heard the creaking sound upstairs all night, and his mood was rather complicated. He is not a young man who doesn't understand anything. What is there that he doesn't understand after hearing such a sound?Mr. Xu Jun is really... full of energy.

It's not a bad thing for young people to be energetic, but at times like this... it's troublesome.

Now that he really wants to take Mr. Xu Jun as his master, he has to make plans for his master. He is a professional housekeeper.

What kind of person is Mr. Xu Jun?

The brave man may be very powerful, and he knows such big figures as the Holy Son and Holy Daughter of the Light God Sect, but in the final analysis he is a young man from outside, who will be dazzled by the holy city if he is not careful.In the eyes of such young people, the holy city may be golden, beautiful and friendly, without even a slum.

But this kind of place is full of dangers, even a woman can kill someone in the holy city.Young people come to the Holy City with huge sums of money and dreams, only to meet a passionate and debauched bad woman, who cheats her of everything from her body to her money. Isn't it rare?

Even Jinqi Weekly has dedicated an emotional page to talk about this kind of thing, okay?

Butler John recalled that Mr. Xu Jun went home alone yesterday, but his expression and mental state were not right! ——Just like his little nephew who had a girlfriend in adolescence!Definitely looking for a woman!There must be someone in the house!Why didn't I find out then!

Although I participated in the nobleman's Grace Festival banquet, it is very likely that I met a noble girl, but how could a girl from a good family take the initiative to climb the man's bed!

The family traditions of the Moggett family and the Fran family are relatively corrupt, but they also have several beautiful daughters. If they fancy Mr. Xu Jun's ability and want to hook up...

Thinking of this, Steward John adjusted himself to a fighting state.

At this moment, someone knocked on the door. It was His Royal Highness Denister and the young master Scar of the Toloman family who came. The two rushed in sweating profusely, as if they thought the housekeeper John didn't have enough things. Give him a picture.

"This is the Demon King! The portraits of the Dark Lord Luoxienke and his subordinates! He has a grudge against Xu Jun. You have to see clearly that these demons look like this. If someone like this comes to your door in the future, you must be careful!"

The housekeeper, John, broke out in a cold sweat—this matter is much more troublesome than the unknown girl in Mr. Xu Jun's bedroom!

"That, that devil—" John the butler swallowed, he never knew in his life that he could be so close to such a big man.The door of Mr. Xu Jun's bedroom on the second floor suddenly opened.

A man with a lazy demeanor came out and knew what he had done at a glance: "Keep your voice down, don't disturb Xu Jun."

Denister: "..."

Scar: "..."

Butler John: "..."

If they are not blind...why does this person look the same as the demon king on the scroll? ! ! !

The author has something to say: His Majesty the Dark Demon Lord Luo Xienke: Good morning, housekeeper, go and boil some hot water, Xu Jun wants to take a bath.

I thought about it again: let's burn more, the two of us together may be more water-intensive.

Butler John: ... Fei Shui? !Why? !What are you going to do! ! !