Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

For the next two days, the atmosphere in Xu Jun's house was always very confusing.

"Why are you staring at me, disgusting unicorn!"

"Go away, who is looking at you, you look at you!"

↑Above, these are the most common words spoken by Kyle the Black Moonlight Horse and Jess the Unicorn Boy when they are fighting each other.

The two became elementary school students when they went together.In fact, if this is the wilderness, it wouldn't be like this. Although the black moonlight horse Kyle is not a herbivorous monster like the moonlight horse, he still has teeth gnawing on the devil flower, and his combat power is better than Xiaomantou and those two. The little maid is stronger (in Jace's eyes) and nothing to be proud of.

If it's easy to do in the wild, he can kill him directly, after all, that's what they did when they met last time.The enmity between Black Moonlight Horse and Unicorn is not a day or two. It is said that they have been rivals since the ancestors of Black Moonlight Horse went to the ground with the devil, but we haven't seen each other for many years, so we gradually forget the bad things in the past.Jess knew Kyle because 20 years ago, in order to catch a human thief who dared to steal the tomb of the unicorn, he chased him all the way to the human city east of the dark abyss, that is, the northern front. Kyle who is drinking.

Kyle and him could tell what each other was at a glance. This guy is cheap. He knew that he was chasing tomb robbers, but he called the human sheriff and the city lord to say that he was from a killer organization. He was the only one who caught him and brought him a lot of trouble.

What's worse, when Jess finally asked the group of humans who wanted to do meritorious deeds and went crazy, and killed the tomb robbers and threw them on the mass grave, Kyle was still watching the show secretly by the wall door.

Grandma, an old leg, can you bear this?Jess immediately beat Kyle hard, but he didn't kill him. He didn't want to confront the devil because of this.

As long as he is single, he can do anything, but he will also implicate race in doing things.Beating Kyle to pieces was just a personal vendetta, not a big deal, and the demons had an attitude of advocating the strong. As long as no one was killed, everyone would just say they deserved it if they were injured.

It was really cool that time.

At that time, Jess was still very narcissistic, thinking that his self-cultivation had improved, and he could not bear to meet such a stupid and cheap Black Moonlight Horse...but now only regrets are left, okay?If I had known this guy would come here, I might as well have killed him secretly!

Wipe off the tracking rune on the body of the person who was killed, and then throw it on the mass grave!What a big deal!

He gritted his teeth, wishing he could implement his ideas on Kyle over and over again.

But now at Xu Jun's house, he still has a backer, that is, the Dark Demon King...Let's put it this way, although Jess is not afraid of the Demon King of Demons, but the fear here means that their unicorn clan can't cause trouble without contact with demons , rather than saying that he can fight the devil hard.

Then how could it be possible to beat him? If he could beat the Dark Lord, wouldn't he have lived for more than 4 years in vain?

Speaking of more than 4 years, the age gap with Xu Jun is really scary.

Tsk tsk, the old people in this world are really getting more and more shameless.

On the other side, Kyle, the black moonlight horse, is also almost embarrassed. Generally speaking, if someone fights with him every day, he can show his majesty to support him, but now... His majesty has a new love and forgets his subordinates. I don't dare to rush to die.

After all, as soon as he came, he frightened the target of this mission, Xiao Mantou, which made His Majesty very disgusted.

While thinking this way, Kyle grinned provocatively at Jess again. Jess didn't say a word, he picked up a knife in his hand and threw it over. Kyle took it and peeled an apple.

Mantou was pacing in from the outside, and when he saw this scene, he began to cry out. He didn't know if it was because he was about to transform into a human being, but now his Xiluuli sounded more and more like a human talking. up.

For example, what he said now is "Fuck you so handsome!"

Kyle smiled coquettishly: "Hey little mantou, what's the matter, are you fascinated by my empty-handed and white-knife~"

Mantou nodded repeatedly, while kicking off his four little boots.Little Moonlight Ju still goes out every day. As a horse, it is inappropriate for him to stay at home, but because the time is approaching and there are too many people in the city, Xu Jun doesn't let him go far, so he wanders back and forth at the door of his house. The elder and Ke Ke followed him and came back quickly if there was anything to do.

At this time, Keke was packing the boots of the steamed bun. The bottom of this thing was knocked with horseshoes, and it rattled on the wooden floor. There was a hole in each foot, which made the housekeeper John crazy when he saw it.

"Mantou, I put your shoes in the bucket!" Keke patted Mantou's head with his hand: "You are really wasting your shoes. Fortunately, your boss is Xu Jun. If it was the elder Yuan, maybe he You won't be allowed to wear shoes."

Mantou thought to himself, stupid snow lion, Ben Yueguangju didn't need to wear shoes, but he didn't even need horseshoes. Now it's really uncomfortable to wear shoes to avoid stepping on the dirty wooden floor, but he thought of four The boots are made of such beautiful leather, and tied with colorful jade bird tail feathers, that there is no more complaints.

Make it harder...then make it harder, after all, it's so hot and beautiful_(:зゝ∠)_

Moonlight horse, in order to be more beautiful, what can't be done (⊙v⊙)

When I was walking outside this morning, many people stared at his feet, their eyes were about to pop out, they must have never seen such beautiful boots!

——No, Elder Yuan thought tiredly, it's just that he has never seen a horse wear boots.

Fortunately, this steamed bun belongs to Mr. Xu Jun's family. If they belong to the Snow Lion Clan... If there is such a blind and beautiful boy from their Snow Lion Clan, he must use his fists to teach him how to be a beastman.

But Mantou has a good master, of course he is qualified to mess around, other than that, the child is still very innocent and cute in nature.Keke has gotten along well with Mantou these two days. The Snow Lions are carnivorous monsters, and they have a wild personality among the carnivorous monsters. Being able to play with a herbivorous monster is similar to the friendship between humans and demons.

Oh, I can't say that, Mr. Xu Jun has indeed developed a friendship with the devil (the devil's king).

What a miracle.

Thinking in this way, Elder Yuan recalled his distant youth, when he also had many good friends, but it is a pity that he is the only one left.

So he felt that children like Keke and Mantou should be happier, and they may not be so happy in the future.

With his hands behind his back, Elder Yuan laughed softly.

Kyle and Jess, the black moonlight horses, started throwing knives at each other just like above, and threw apples after throwing the knives.Fighting is forbidden in Xu Jun's house. His house is small and the garden is also small. If they fight casually, they may break up. Even if the two of them have high grievances, they can only smash things like elementary school students here, and occasionally say "stupid!" "Bounce!" "Bounce is invalid!"

As stupid as three years old.

The original elder looked back and forth, and felt that nothing could happen. As an old man, he was old and had old ideas. He couldn't play with young people. He stayed here to disturb others, so he told Keke to go upstairs for something. Looking for him, he walked upstairs step by step with his hands behind his back.

Keke agreed, but kept his eyes on the arc of Jess and Kyle throwing each other, watching and applauding with Mantou.

With the two of them supporting each other so much, the duo can't help but add various tricks when throwing each other, backhand throwing forehand and backhand throwing handover, as if they are juggling.Keke couldn't help applauding: "It looks good! You really have a tacit understanding!"

"..." He suddenly calmed down.

Most afraid, the air suddenly quiet.

As soon as the word tacit understanding came out, whether it was Kyle or Jess... their brains instantly cooled down, and they felt as if they had eaten shit.

Mantou didn't know, so he foolishly followed Ke Ke and said, "Yes, yes, you guys are playing so well, so you actually have a very good relationship!"

After finishing speaking, the little Moonlight Pony sneered and trotted in front of Jess, and rubbed his head on his chest: "It's great to be a human being, and I can still play this kind of game. Tell me, if I become People, will they look like him!"

Mantou's hind hooves were lifted up, facing the direction of Black Moonlight Horse Kyle: "He looks so good-looking! His shoulders are so broad! His chest is so thick! His legs are so long!"

Jess: "..."

Ah, little mantou, do you know what despair is?

Jess, the former unicorn patriarch who couldn't turn his head anymore, swallowed his saliva: "Mantou, do you think he looks good?"

Mantou nodded heavily: "It looks good! I want to look like this too!"

Kyle, the black moonlight foal, obviously heard it too. He laughed loudly, thick and wild like wild ducks in the river, which attracted the two little maids who were drying the quilt in the backyard to come back and take a few peeks. The little maid looked at Kai Er's face was red.Hearing that Mantou said that Kyle "looks good", he nodded madly: He looks good!Really good looking!

Last time, last time they all saw that this orc man named Kyle suddenly appeared naked in the small nest of steamed buns, with his pectoral muscles, abdominal muscles, long legs,... the middle of those long legs!What a blush!It makes people blush and wants to like it!

Although, although Mr. Jess is also very handsome, he is so handsome that people dare not look at him, but he has no way to have any idea of ​​getting close... But this black moonlight pony Kyle is different!He is super down to earth!The speech and behavior are just right rough, too masculine!

Jess knows what the two blushing little girls at the back door are thinking without asking. The little girls now are really impure, and they are too one-sided. But I don't know that the real big [BEEP] never shows off. This is a good orc with modesty and self-cultivation.

Shaking his head, he wanted to quickly tell Mantou some truths about being a beastman. You can’t judge what you look like. You can’t learn from the black moonlight horse because of its ugly heart. The most important thing is that the moonlight horse’s fur is white, unlike the black moonlight horse. The crow is black, so no matter what, Mantou will not become a black-haired, black-eyed and black-tailed Heibuliuqiu Beastman—before he could say anything, he saw Mantou's expression suddenly bewildered.

"Suddenly I feel...a stomachache," Mantou blinked his big brown eyes and said in a dazed expression, "I feel like I'm feeling it?"

——How does it feel?

Jess was stunned for a second, but he immediately came back to his senses and shouted upstairs: "Elder Yuan! Come down quickly! Mantou said he was going to start!"

Elder Yuan was changing clothes upstairs. He was sweating after going out for a trip. They Snow Lions really don't like sunbathing.Ke Ke was young and strong enough to bear it, but he was old and weak, and he was soaked after walking outside for a long time, and he felt better after drinking three glasses of water and wiping himself at home.

However, Mr. Xu Jun is really careful. Knowing that the snow lions are not resistant to heat, he gave them a room not facing the sun, so that they will feel comfortable when they arrive in the room.

While he was changing into loose home clothes in the room (kindly provided by the housekeeper John), Elder Yuan was startled by a loud roar from downstairs: "...the man's hair moved!!!"

The old man's heart is very fragile, and he was very frightened: "What happened! Can you talk, you guys! Those who don't know think they are about to give birth!!!"

Xu Jun was not at home these two days, he left a bunch of various charged crystals and life crystals at home, and Jess knew how to use them—although he was also worried about steamed buns, but after the Grace Festival passed The first day of the fighting competition is about to begin. This time the rules are slightly different from the previous ones. It is said that it will be a melee with all members, and the number of people is not as before. There are only three people from each clan. Can play, which also laid the groundwork for the chaotic battle.

Multiplayer melee is commonly known as group fights. Of course Xu Jun has fought in groups, but like this kind of performance mode and face engineering...he has not participated in it.

The group fights he has participated in, whether it is dating Xiaoshulin when he was in school, or going to the battlefield in the game, it is a matter of life and death-even if it is a group fight in Xiaoshulin, they are very serious!I will also let two classmates help to see if the teacher is here!A matter of life and death!

But now, I suddenly told Xu Jun that he will fight more "show" and have more tricks in the fighting competition, so that the people above can watch happily and at the same time promote the prestige of our country, so that the orcs and elves can see us humans. Strong and confident.And try to be as magnanimous as possible, even if you do something dirty, don't let people see it, lest people think that we humans are not generous.

There are so many bad things!

These few days are the time for all races to prepare for the battle, and it is also the time for registration. When Xu Jun went to register, he did not attract much attention. After all, he is just a brave man, much worse than some noble youths.When he went there, he happened to run into Casspinde Toloman. The two small officials who were in charge of the reception laughed into a flower when they saw Casspinde, but they were business-like to Xu Jun.

Casspinde nodded at Xu Jun from a distance, he seemed very busy, he only told Xu Jun some key points of the battle and left in a hurry.

However, Xu Jun still analyzed a lot of things from his short sentences. This fighting meeting will be very troublesome for him, an honest brave man who always takes fighting seriously, and... I am afraid that some shocking events will happen in the meeting. Unacceptable accidents.

That being the case, more careful preparation is required.

Xu Jun took Mr. Luoxienke Mowang out for shopping.