Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!
Chapter 137
When Xu Jun asked Luo Xienke to go shopping together, Luo Xienke was touched by it for a second. He knew that he was with Xu Jun now, which might not be good for Xu Jun's reputation, but if Xu Jun If he didn't care about this, wouldn't it be cowardly and hypocritical for him to emphasize this point again and again?
The Dark Lord, who has never been in a relationship before, and has no experience in caring for other opposite sexes and intelligent creatures of the same sex, thought for a second or two: "What do you want to buy?"
——If you just want to buy some materials, you can ask the housekeeper John to go. If you don’t have enough manpower, you can also send the maids. Otherwise, Ke Ke and the original elder are also good labor. Although Si is not very useful, it is still a hindrance at home. It is better to send them out, and since they want to go out, Mantou can also be driven out together-Little Mantou has just evolved into an orc, and can also be used as an orc.
In short, if everyone is sent out, Demon King Luoxienke can discuss the great harmony of life frankly with the brave Xu Jun in the bedroom.
That's what he thought at first.
Xu Jun didn't comprehend the feelings of his bedmate at all, and counted with his fingers: "The steamed bun has just grown into a human being, and he doesn't know anything yet, so he has to be trained to eat with a knife and fork. First, buy the ones for children that don't have the tip of the knife. Scratched his hand; Jess wants a box of maple perfume, Kyle said the other day that his tail hair is out of order and needs that... what a good comb? Little Alice and little Green Although I didn't say it, I guess every little girl has to wear hair flowers..."
Roshienke frowned: "Let the servants buy these things."
I haven't heard of any nobleman who is still a purchasing agent for everyone from top to bottom in the family. What has all this become?Xu Jun's temper is so good that they are all itchy. Leaving aside the others, why is Kyle, the black moonlight horse, still here?Why do you need to comb the horse's tail if the hair is not smooth? How do you say this?Isn't the usual salary paid to him not enough? !
He just wanted to teach Xu Jun well, telling him not to always take other people's affairs so seriously, and in the end he would still be tired, so wouldn't it be nice if he had that free time to sleep and play for a while?
Xu Jun turned his head and showed a super sunny smile: "And what are you wearing on your body? It's so dark that it looks like a cockroach. Don't you think it's too hot? I just bought you some more men's clothes today... Oh yes, there is still a shortage of steamed buns A urinal..."
What about a urinal?Luo Xienke selectively ignored the last half of the sentence, and felt extremely moved after hearing the first few sentences. He walked up behind Xu Jun with his long legs, and hugged him: "Xu Jun... I didn't expect you to care so much. I."
Xu Jun: "??? What's going on? It's so heavy to feed you. I'll think about whether I should buy a diaper for Mantou later. He doesn't seem to know how to use a human body to go to the toilet..."
Roshienke: "Do you have to say such things at this time!"
Black Moonlight Horse Kyle shrunk his body into a small ball, stood at the door and peeked in secretly, shaking his head inwardly, I don't know if it's because His Majesty the Demon King he has been with for so long is not as good as he just met a few days ago The kindness of the human brave man is because His Majesty the Demon King, who used to be brave, mighty, cruel and domineering, has become like this. Seeing that the brave man said that he bought clothes for him, he was overjoyed like a fool. I really want the Lord of the Icefield to come and see.
Thinking of this, he backed away. He came to listen to the corner, so he couldn't let anyone find out.After taking two steps back, he was blocked by someone, and when he turned around, he saw Jess sneering behind him.
Now he was squatting and Jace was standing, condescending, and the situation was very unfavorable.
Kyle immediately made a defensive posture, but was a step too slow when Jess stepped on his face, and immediately rolled back three times under the heavy pressure: "Damn it!!!"
"You kid is looking for death, wow wow!!!"
"—Huh? You were the one who was sneaking around for a fight, oh oh oh there are big footprints on your face~"
These two guys were so naive as a pair, Xu Jun and Luo Xienke pushed the door and walked out, Luo Xienke frowned coldly: "It's a unicorn anyway, what does it look like?"
After all, he still defended his shortcomings, and came up to reprimand his opponent first. Jess's head was locked by Kyle's arm, and his fingers were inserted into Kyle's nostrils. The posture of the two was very twisted.On the contrary, Xu Jun felt that it was okay for young people (?) to fight like this, and it could also enhance friendship.
"Let's play, but don't make too much noise. Mantou has just evolved and needs to catch up on sleep during the day."
Bright red blood flowed from Kyle's nostrils, and he was very miserable and refused to admit defeat: "Who - played -!!!"
Just as Xu Jun finished talking about Mantou, the door of Mantou's room was pushed open, revealing a boy with snow-white hair and a soft round face, his round brown eyes were half-open, and he seemed very sleepy: "What... "
Then seeing the tragic battle between Jess and Kyle, he instantly became excited: "Wow! You are playing again!"
"——The relationship between Jess and Kyle is really good! They don't take me every time they play!!!"
The bear kid ran out rolling and crawling. It seemed that not only was he not used to using his human body to eat and go to the bathroom, he hadn't even learned to walk, and he looked like a little pony.
Xu Jun looked at Mantou with loving eyes: "I finally became a human being. Everything is good but clothes are too expensive. Luo Xienke will help you find clothes for yourself. I will find some loose clothes for Mantou. Bar."
His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke: "..."
Is the emotional steamed bun a gift from you because I am your own? ! ! !
The brave Xu Jun's family had little preparation for shopping, because Xu Jun had an infinitely large backpack, he and Luo Xienke didn't even use a satchel, and they went out empty-handed.Luo Xienke thought in his heart that he could not expose his real relationship with Xu Jun so quickly, but when he really went outside, he found that he could not control the desire to show off at all, so after hinting to Xu Jun twice that "the hands are too empty", At last he held the hand of the hero.This hand is not the soft little hand of a young girl, but has rough calluses and thick joints. It is completely a big man's hand.
When this hand is clenched, it contains the power to tear everything apart, but it also has moments of weakness and helplessness.At night, on the bed, the breath pressed against the throat is like a cat, and the hands are also pressed on the sides of the body, clenched and opened, trembling without any strength, and the lines on the palms ooze sweat.
He must have believed in me.
Only then will all armor be removed in front of me.
At this moment, His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke, just like any little boy in the world who is greedy for the first time, held his lover's hand and smiled with peace of mind.
They lived so comfortably, in stark contrast to the leaders of other forces in the holy city.During this period of time, no matter the size of the forces are very busy, even the demon family is no exception.The demon king here puts his picks aside to do business and fall in love, which makes the abyss lord very busy for a while. On the one hand, he has to fool the leader of the small clan who came to show his favor, and on the other hand, he has to lament his poor self who is busy with work and has no time to eat, drink and play.
Boley is doing better than him now.
There are not many things that the abyss lord should do in the holy city, and the tasks that should be assigned have already been assigned. Obviously he can lie on the bed like an old man every day, read popular novels and eat fried chicken, but now he has to get up and do it live.
Fortunately, the savior is on the way.
Just this morning, the lord of the ice field, Wiese, also came to the holy city.This guy came over early in the morning and woke up the abyss lord Searle from his dream: "Don't sleep, there are shamans from the Dragonhawk clan looking for you outside."
The abyss lord woke up cleverly, saw the ice lord with the holy light shining in his eyes, and opened his mouth: "You are here, what am I going to do!"
The lord of the ice field hated iron for being weak, so he slapped the abyss lord on the face: "Look how lazy you are!!!"
But the shortcoming of the abyss lord not doing business is not just developed now. Even His Majesty the Demon King can't control him at ordinary times. Can piss myself off.
Rubbing the dog's head of the abyss lord Searle with his hands, the ice lord had no choice but to take over the job of receiving shamans of various races, and gave the brat a day off to let him go out to play.
I still don't forget to tell you: "Be low-key outside, and don't provoke people you don't know if you have nothing to do. Yesterday, the priest of the Sea Snake Tribe came to you and asked you to refuse to go back, right? Sir, how old are you this year? Can't you be more mature?"
The abyss lord wondered who said that these demon lords were born without parents. The one in front of him was even more biological than his own mother. He was reprimanded, he didn't even dare to fart, he could only respond with ah ah ah.
——In this world, no one can mess with the icefield lord in the state of an old lady. The abyss lord tried to die many years ago, and the consequences were unimaginable. He wanted to chop off his ears for the next three days.
He fled.
Ice Lord Wiese looked at the back of the abyss lord Thur. For some reason, he suddenly felt that the sun was hitting the back of the abyss lord, making this guy much taller. Then he smiled helplessly at the back of the abyss lord shaking his head. What was he thinking? Well, this is a stupid kid.
The stupid boy, the abyss lord, came back after walking for a long time: "Yo Wei Ze, I'm going to visit the Shang Tower. Is there anything you want to buy and I can bring it for you? Recently, I heard that human beings have a movie "The Brave vs. Dark Creatures" His popular novels are quite popular, can I bring you a copy?"
Wei Ze's eyes were as sharp as a knife: "It seems that you still don't want to take a vacation, why don't you come back and continue to do reception work?"
Sir Fei also ran away.
After finally being able to rest, he didn't want to stay in the house and meet people one by one like animals in a zoo!The shaman of the dragon eagle clan and the sand scorpion clan is an annoyance!It's tiring to talk to them!
He always mentions Xu Jun and the Demon King—it’s poisonous!It's okay to mention what they are doing!
Is it good to mention Enaigou in front of someone who is currently single and not looking for a relationship? !
While thinking about it with a headache, at the same time feeling really sad in his heart, the abyss lord Ser felt like an idiot, finally able to relax for a day and still be full of these bad things in his mind.
As a result, while walking, I met His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke and the brave Xu Jun who were shopping (en) street (love) on the street (show).
The Dark Lord, who has never been in a relationship before, and has no experience in caring for other opposite sexes and intelligent creatures of the same sex, thought for a second or two: "What do you want to buy?"
——If you just want to buy some materials, you can ask the housekeeper John to go. If you don’t have enough manpower, you can also send the maids. Otherwise, Ke Ke and the original elder are also good labor. Although Si is not very useful, it is still a hindrance at home. It is better to send them out, and since they want to go out, Mantou can also be driven out together-Little Mantou has just evolved into an orc, and can also be used as an orc.
In short, if everyone is sent out, Demon King Luoxienke can discuss the great harmony of life frankly with the brave Xu Jun in the bedroom.
That's what he thought at first.
Xu Jun didn't comprehend the feelings of his bedmate at all, and counted with his fingers: "The steamed bun has just grown into a human being, and he doesn't know anything yet, so he has to be trained to eat with a knife and fork. First, buy the ones for children that don't have the tip of the knife. Scratched his hand; Jess wants a box of maple perfume, Kyle said the other day that his tail hair is out of order and needs that... what a good comb? Little Alice and little Green Although I didn't say it, I guess every little girl has to wear hair flowers..."
Roshienke frowned: "Let the servants buy these things."
I haven't heard of any nobleman who is still a purchasing agent for everyone from top to bottom in the family. What has all this become?Xu Jun's temper is so good that they are all itchy. Leaving aside the others, why is Kyle, the black moonlight horse, still here?Why do you need to comb the horse's tail if the hair is not smooth? How do you say this?Isn't the usual salary paid to him not enough? !
He just wanted to teach Xu Jun well, telling him not to always take other people's affairs so seriously, and in the end he would still be tired, so wouldn't it be nice if he had that free time to sleep and play for a while?
Xu Jun turned his head and showed a super sunny smile: "And what are you wearing on your body? It's so dark that it looks like a cockroach. Don't you think it's too hot? I just bought you some more men's clothes today... Oh yes, there is still a shortage of steamed buns A urinal..."
What about a urinal?Luo Xienke selectively ignored the last half of the sentence, and felt extremely moved after hearing the first few sentences. He walked up behind Xu Jun with his long legs, and hugged him: "Xu Jun... I didn't expect you to care so much. I."
Xu Jun: "??? What's going on? It's so heavy to feed you. I'll think about whether I should buy a diaper for Mantou later. He doesn't seem to know how to use a human body to go to the toilet..."
Roshienke: "Do you have to say such things at this time!"
Black Moonlight Horse Kyle shrunk his body into a small ball, stood at the door and peeked in secretly, shaking his head inwardly, I don't know if it's because His Majesty the Demon King he has been with for so long is not as good as he just met a few days ago The kindness of the human brave man is because His Majesty the Demon King, who used to be brave, mighty, cruel and domineering, has become like this. Seeing that the brave man said that he bought clothes for him, he was overjoyed like a fool. I really want the Lord of the Icefield to come and see.
Thinking of this, he backed away. He came to listen to the corner, so he couldn't let anyone find out.After taking two steps back, he was blocked by someone, and when he turned around, he saw Jess sneering behind him.
Now he was squatting and Jace was standing, condescending, and the situation was very unfavorable.
Kyle immediately made a defensive posture, but was a step too slow when Jess stepped on his face, and immediately rolled back three times under the heavy pressure: "Damn it!!!"
"You kid is looking for death, wow wow!!!"
"—Huh? You were the one who was sneaking around for a fight, oh oh oh there are big footprints on your face~"
These two guys were so naive as a pair, Xu Jun and Luo Xienke pushed the door and walked out, Luo Xienke frowned coldly: "It's a unicorn anyway, what does it look like?"
After all, he still defended his shortcomings, and came up to reprimand his opponent first. Jess's head was locked by Kyle's arm, and his fingers were inserted into Kyle's nostrils. The posture of the two was very twisted.On the contrary, Xu Jun felt that it was okay for young people (?) to fight like this, and it could also enhance friendship.
"Let's play, but don't make too much noise. Mantou has just evolved and needs to catch up on sleep during the day."
Bright red blood flowed from Kyle's nostrils, and he was very miserable and refused to admit defeat: "Who - played -!!!"
Just as Xu Jun finished talking about Mantou, the door of Mantou's room was pushed open, revealing a boy with snow-white hair and a soft round face, his round brown eyes were half-open, and he seemed very sleepy: "What... "
Then seeing the tragic battle between Jess and Kyle, he instantly became excited: "Wow! You are playing again!"
"——The relationship between Jess and Kyle is really good! They don't take me every time they play!!!"
The bear kid ran out rolling and crawling. It seemed that not only was he not used to using his human body to eat and go to the bathroom, he hadn't even learned to walk, and he looked like a little pony.
Xu Jun looked at Mantou with loving eyes: "I finally became a human being. Everything is good but clothes are too expensive. Luo Xienke will help you find clothes for yourself. I will find some loose clothes for Mantou. Bar."
His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke: "..."
Is the emotional steamed bun a gift from you because I am your own? ! ! !
The brave Xu Jun's family had little preparation for shopping, because Xu Jun had an infinitely large backpack, he and Luo Xienke didn't even use a satchel, and they went out empty-handed.Luo Xienke thought in his heart that he could not expose his real relationship with Xu Jun so quickly, but when he really went outside, he found that he could not control the desire to show off at all, so after hinting to Xu Jun twice that "the hands are too empty", At last he held the hand of the hero.This hand is not the soft little hand of a young girl, but has rough calluses and thick joints. It is completely a big man's hand.
When this hand is clenched, it contains the power to tear everything apart, but it also has moments of weakness and helplessness.At night, on the bed, the breath pressed against the throat is like a cat, and the hands are also pressed on the sides of the body, clenched and opened, trembling without any strength, and the lines on the palms ooze sweat.
He must have believed in me.
Only then will all armor be removed in front of me.
At this moment, His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke, just like any little boy in the world who is greedy for the first time, held his lover's hand and smiled with peace of mind.
They lived so comfortably, in stark contrast to the leaders of other forces in the holy city.During this period of time, no matter the size of the forces are very busy, even the demon family is no exception.The demon king here puts his picks aside to do business and fall in love, which makes the abyss lord very busy for a while. On the one hand, he has to fool the leader of the small clan who came to show his favor, and on the other hand, he has to lament his poor self who is busy with work and has no time to eat, drink and play.
Boley is doing better than him now.
There are not many things that the abyss lord should do in the holy city, and the tasks that should be assigned have already been assigned. Obviously he can lie on the bed like an old man every day, read popular novels and eat fried chicken, but now he has to get up and do it live.
Fortunately, the savior is on the way.
Just this morning, the lord of the ice field, Wiese, also came to the holy city.This guy came over early in the morning and woke up the abyss lord Searle from his dream: "Don't sleep, there are shamans from the Dragonhawk clan looking for you outside."
The abyss lord woke up cleverly, saw the ice lord with the holy light shining in his eyes, and opened his mouth: "You are here, what am I going to do!"
The lord of the ice field hated iron for being weak, so he slapped the abyss lord on the face: "Look how lazy you are!!!"
But the shortcoming of the abyss lord not doing business is not just developed now. Even His Majesty the Demon King can't control him at ordinary times. Can piss myself off.
Rubbing the dog's head of the abyss lord Searle with his hands, the ice lord had no choice but to take over the job of receiving shamans of various races, and gave the brat a day off to let him go out to play.
I still don't forget to tell you: "Be low-key outside, and don't provoke people you don't know if you have nothing to do. Yesterday, the priest of the Sea Snake Tribe came to you and asked you to refuse to go back, right? Sir, how old are you this year? Can't you be more mature?"
The abyss lord wondered who said that these demon lords were born without parents. The one in front of him was even more biological than his own mother. He was reprimanded, he didn't even dare to fart, he could only respond with ah ah ah.
——In this world, no one can mess with the icefield lord in the state of an old lady. The abyss lord tried to die many years ago, and the consequences were unimaginable. He wanted to chop off his ears for the next three days.
He fled.
Ice Lord Wiese looked at the back of the abyss lord Thur. For some reason, he suddenly felt that the sun was hitting the back of the abyss lord, making this guy much taller. Then he smiled helplessly at the back of the abyss lord shaking his head. What was he thinking? Well, this is a stupid kid.
The stupid boy, the abyss lord, came back after walking for a long time: "Yo Wei Ze, I'm going to visit the Shang Tower. Is there anything you want to buy and I can bring it for you? Recently, I heard that human beings have a movie "The Brave vs. Dark Creatures" His popular novels are quite popular, can I bring you a copy?"
Wei Ze's eyes were as sharp as a knife: "It seems that you still don't want to take a vacation, why don't you come back and continue to do reception work?"
Sir Fei also ran away.
After finally being able to rest, he didn't want to stay in the house and meet people one by one like animals in a zoo!The shaman of the dragon eagle clan and the sand scorpion clan is an annoyance!It's tiring to talk to them!
He always mentions Xu Jun and the Demon King—it’s poisonous!It's okay to mention what they are doing!
Is it good to mention Enaigou in front of someone who is currently single and not looking for a relationship? !
While thinking about it with a headache, at the same time feeling really sad in his heart, the abyss lord Ser felt like an idiot, finally able to relax for a day and still be full of these bad things in his mind.
As a result, while walking, I met His Majesty the Demon King Luoxienke and the brave Xu Jun who were shopping (en) street (love) on the street (show).
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