Never Thought You'd Be This Kind of Hero!

Xu Jun listened to this voice, and a smile appeared on his face. The time he spent in the illusion of the holy light elves was the happiest time he had ever spent in the game. The elves will treat him very friendly—of course, this is also due to his charm value. Before coming to the Holy Light Fairy Illusion, he went to the SPA twice to maximize his charm value.

... After all, this is a super face-seeking race.

Ellie, the princess of the Holy Light Elf—now Queen Ellie—is also his good friend. She helped Xu Jun obtain the wisdom well water of the Holy Light Elf and a drop of sap from the tree of life, so that Xu Jun could go back and hand in the task , Rescue the King of the Golden Banner Empire.

...It also allowed him to get rid of his status as a wanted criminal of the Golden Banner Empire, because he was originally going to be in prison.Who would have thought that he would beat up the second prince of the Golden Banner Empire so unfortunately in a tavern fight? !

He still remembers that he was almost desperate at that time, and was just going to try his luck with the Holy Light Elves. Along the way, he was thinking: at worst, he would become a hostile force with the Golden Banner Empire, at worst, he would enter the palace and kill the emperor Well!

Then, when he came to the outskirts of the illusion of the Holy Light Elf, he discovered...why is that little magician who was molested by the stupid second prince of the Golden Banner Empire also here! ! !

He still remembered that the little mage with black hair and a hood who looked weak and helpless was in the city of Oran, came to grab his hand and dragged him directly outside the city—he still remembered that day when he was in the sunset Running, that is his youth without regrets.

"You...why are you...you don't have to be so...enthusiastic..."

He managed to finish this sentence, but just outside the city, the other party directly opened an obstacle barrier, then took off his hood, and with a touch of his finger, his hair returned to blond. His eyes were akimbo: "Thank you? My princess—why should I thank you?!"

Then the squeamish little girl with a flat chest so flat that she could hardly tell that she was a girl punched Xu Jun's chest: "It's all your fault! If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have been discovered by stupid humans! You are so mad at me! !!"

Xu Jun: "... What's wrong with the girl?"

Then he was hammered in the chest by the girl's small fist.It was only later that I found out that this girl was actually Ellie, the princess of the Holy Light Elf. Because she was very curious about human society, she sneaked in and made waves. She went to the capital of the Golden Banner Empire, but she was molested by the second prince. Although it was not easy to escape But she still had a chance to escape, but Xu Jun made a move and beat up the second prince.

"It's all your fault! Such a big mess caused me to be discovered by them! It's all your fault!"

Xu Jun's chest was in pain from the little girl's fist, and he felt extremely tired--fucking makes you cheap!It's okay, what is the hero saving the beauty?Does this beauty need your help? !

Elf princess Ellie rolled her eyes, showing the cunning and mischievousness of a little girl: "However, I can use you now, human. I need someone to help me escape from their control, and you must be willing to help me." mine?"

Xu Jun understood that this might have something to do with his entering the Holy Light Fairy illusion to do the mission. Only by helping the princess would he have a chance to get those two mission items?

Of course he chose to help Her Royal Highness, but both of them were eventually arrested, and he was able to meet the Queen of the Holy Light Elf, and successfully gained favorability _(:зゝ∠)_

This plot was probably done by him a few months ago, but now it feels like a few years have passed.In my memory, Princess Ellie is a naughty little girl who loves to laugh, and she does not have deep prejudices against humans like other holy light elves, but she is too naughty, and she always has some childish ideas of little girls, and Xu Jun often feels that Overwhelmed.

But even such a little girl will have troubles. It is said that because of the birth of the Dark Demon King, there are even more dark elements in the air. This thing is very harmful to the Holy Light Elves, comparable to smog.At that time, Xu Jun had been accepted by the Holy Light Elves, and they allowed him to be alone with their Highness the Princess—the entire Shengyuan Heights was the home of the Holy Light Elves, and they had complete control over this land.

Princess Elle pinched her blonde hair: "If one day the dark elements fill the earth, my beautiful blonde hair will also turn into dull black."

The girl was very melancholy, looking at Xu Jun, she seemed to be expecting some brilliant persuasion from him.Her eyes were blue, but at the moment they were shining with water, and she just stared at Xu Jun without blinking.

Xu Jun found that he couldn't understand the girl's heart at all: "...but you sneaked into the Golden Flag Empire that time, so you obviously dyed your hair black?"

So you hate black and dull now?Miss, you woman, you really don't understand the needle baby in the bottom of the sea?

Princess Ai Li's face turned cold at a speed detectable by the naked eye. She snorted and stopped talking. Genius returned to normal.It's just that there are some ambiguous feelings that belong to a certain afternoon, and the soft temperature of the sun shining on the young elf princess and human brave has disappeared, and there is no trace of it anymore.

——Of course, Xu Jun didn't notice any ambiguity from the beginning to the end. He thought Ellie, the elf princess, was angry because of something else.

At the end of the memory, Xu Jun had a smile on his lips, and even Luoxienke Demon King felt his soothing mood: "Who is this?"

"Elf princess Ellie, my good friend," Xu Jun said with a smile, "but now she is the elf queen."

Lie to a ghost, Luoxienke Demon King thought to himself, I have never eaten pork and I have seen pigs running, so I am still a good friend after this?Brave, you must be kidding me.

Queen Ellie finally appeared in front of Xu Jun. This time even Xu Jun, who had very low aesthetic ability, was stunned by the beauty.Ellie is no longer what she was a few months ago—in this world, it should be two or three years ago.He remembered that the elf princess had a round face and round eyes at that time, and she could tell she was a little girl at a glance. She liked to wear pants that were easy to move instead of skirts, liked to run and jump, and liked to catch the butterflies on the sunflowers.

But now she was decked out, in the rich garments of the Queen of the Light Elves, with a crown upon her head.She walked slowly but firmly, and every step she took had the aura that an elf queen should have. Her solemn and elegant appearance reminded Xu Jun of Her Majesty Queen Ekar.

"...You are becoming more and more beautiful, my lord."

He stretched out his hand as if he was parting from Princess Ellie. This kind of Western game always has a lot of Western etiquette, such as kissing hands and sticking to the cheek. Xu Jun acted like a clumsy bear at first, but Now he can salute very gracefully and politely.

According to the routine, Princess Ellie—no, Her Majesty Queen Ellie should have stretched out her hand, and the young Her Majesty the Queen did extend her hand, but she didn't ask Xu Jun to salute, but hit Xu Junyi fist.

Xu Jun: "...Oh, what are you doing!"

Princess Ellie seemed furious: "You promised me! If you come to Shengguang again, you will definitely come to me as soon as possible! You also said that even if you release all the elder pigeons, you will leave the best things to me! "

"The result! Xu Jun, you! You actually traded with these elders first!!!"

"Not keeping promises! Bastard human beings!"

↑ Each exclamation point above corresponds to the node where Xu Jun was beaten ↑

#罗西恩克魔王 inexplicably smelled a sour smell, and his heart was a little sour#

Xu Jun hugged his head and begged for mercy: "Don't hit me, don't hit me, big sister, you have heavy hands - I left it for you and brought you two jars of golden rose essential oil!!! - You hit me again and resisted !!!”

Knight Commander Jesse stood aside and had nothing to do with himself. Although it was pitiful for Xu Jun to be beaten so badly, His Majesty Ellie hadn’t smiled for a long time since the death of Queen Aikal, and now she can vent like this Come out...Xu Jun, just take it!

Our whole family of Holy Light Elves will thank you!

When the scene was very chaotic and Xu Jun, the brave man who had defeated His Majesty the Demon King, was unable to escape under the small fists of the young Elf Queen Ai, a young Holy Light Elf boy who was as small as a cannonball ran across the corridor: "You are a bad guy! Sister beats you! Ahhh! I will help my sister beat you too!"

Xu Jun yelled in his heart, "I won't just be on a dog belt like this!" But the little elf boy grabbed the belt and fell to the ground because of his unsteady center of gravity.

……

"If I were you, I wouldn't be so close to the Holy Light Elf with such a bold personality." Demon King Luoxienke, who watched all this with a cold eye, said in a caring and foolish tone.

Xu Jun bared his teeth, Princess Ai Li actually took the effort out of beating him.But I don't know what this princess grew up on. She obviously has a strong magical talent and should be a magician, but she is also so capable in hand-to-hand combat—this Nima has the blood of a female orangutan, right? !

Not to mention... Ellie wants to hit him, he can't resist, and he can't use any defensive ability to avoid hurting her, so he has to grit his teeth and carry it down QAQ

And the Prince Ryan in his heart is still mercilessly stabbing the knife: "Your task was originally to kill the devil, there is no need to collude with various races, and now you are responsible for this situation."

Xu Jun feels wronged, is it because of the piss sex that Fengfeng's father played the game?High-degree-of-freedom games these days generally have a group of very slutty players.What about your wife being murdered and your son missing? Your father is obsessed with picking up trash. What about your daughter running away from home? My wife is missing, but it’s okay. Just come and play cards with me. There used to be only one way to go to the BOSS. There are fewer and more games. It's so dishonest.

As a very popular high-degree-of-freedom stand-alone game, God's Continent is no longer doing nothing, but almost no business. Only some players are conscientiously thinking about how to push the boss. This is also the sadness of the boss.

As Xu Jun himself, he was attracted by all kinds of fresh and interesting customs in the game, and couldn't help but start watching young ladies and brothers along the way, selling goods everywhere for business and fun-this is the most normal thing!

The author has something to say: Today's Luo Xienke Demon King is also very distressing_(:зゝ∠)_

Junjun Brave: Actually, I didn't even bother to kill the devil king. If the plot hadn't been almost finished, I wouldn't have killed any devil king!

Demon King Xixi: ...Oh, should I thank you?