The male god in the interstellar entertainment circle is poisonous

After solving the audition for "Thousand Que", Mo Yixiao took the spaceship back to Seablue Star to film.Calculating the time, he will be able to complete filming in half a month. I have to say that in the interstellar era, thanks to high technology, filming has become much faster.

One night, Mo Yixiao, who returned to his hotel room after a day of filming, received a communication request from Hongyi.

"Assistant Hong." Mo Yixiao chose to accept, and the floating screen of the optical brain popped up immediately, showing Hongyi's face, "Good evening."

"Good evening. Didn't bother you? Is it convenient to talk about things now?"

"Convenient and convenient, you say."

Hongyi then talked to Mo Yixiao about the shooting time of "Thousand Que", which channel it will broadcast on Star Network, and how to divide the income according to the income situation. Mo Yixiao listened carefully and asked the crew about the progress of casting actors .This newsletter chatted for half an hour, and when the business was done, Mo Yixiao relaxed, and couldn't help but want to care about the actor who hasn't been mentioned in the news recently, but seems to be very busy.

"Assistant Hong, is Jing Yan busy lately? Seeing that he hasn't updated his star network space except for the forwarding from the studio."

"Recently, the preparations for "Thousand Que" are a bit too much. The boss and I traveled for several planets, and we just returned home today." As soon as he got home, someone asked him to communicate with several actors, and he ran to pet cats Yes, huh, huh.

"Thank you." Mo Yixiao thought about how tired he was recently, and it was not suitable for him to chat with him anymore, so he said with a smile, "In this case, you can take a good rest, I won't bother you - talk to Jing Yan for me Say hello. Bye."

"Okay, thanks, bye—"

Mo Yixiao was about to switch off the communication when he heard a demonic high-pitched voice from the other side—"Xiaoxiao, long time no see, I miss you so much, Xiaoxiao!".

This, this is...

Mo Yixiao's mind froze, and he didn't press down with his fingers, but the next second, the optical brain floating screen still went black - the other party turned off the communication.

Hong Yi reluctantly retracted the floating screen of the optical brain, turned around and looked at the film king Da Da, who was holding a big fat cat with an idiot face, wishing to poke his eyes: "Boss, can you stop howling suddenly? It scared me I turned off the light screen with a shake of my hand, but fortunately, all that should be said has been said."

"I haven't seen my Xiaoxiao family for more than a week." Qi Jingyan buried his face in the cat's fur with a face of enjoyment without raising his head, "It's a little plump, and my parents fed it very carefully."

Hongyi looked at the chubby cat expressionlessly: "...You'd better suggest that your parents let it eat less. If this continues, even if you shave it off, you won't be able to tell if it's a cat or a pig."

"Smile, let's ignore him. He's just jealous that you eat well, drink well, and have a good figure, right?" Qi Jingyan ignored his assistant, and put all his heart and soul into the gray-brown haired baby with a pretty face in his arms. , and made a gesture to point the cat's head at Hongyi, "Come on, give him a smile and make him mad!"

Hongyi looked at the cat's natural mocking face and fell silent.

What happened at Qi Jingyan's house, Mo Yixiao didn't know.

But at this moment, in the room of Mo Yixiao, the hotel where the crew of "Runaway Slave" stayed in Seablue Star, the chestnut-haired boy rested his chin and fell into deep thought.

First of all, he is very young and has no ear diseases; secondly, his spirit is very normal, and he is not keen on being pursued and obsessed by others.So, he did hear someone yelling "Xiaoxiao, long time no see, I miss you so much, Xiaoxiao" in a fanatical voice just now, and it wasn't a hallucination caused by being too narcissistic.

OK, so here comes the question - who is it that is shouting?Why is he shouting like that?

The first question is easy to answer.Although the voice was distorted due to over-excitement, this person can be identified through reasoning—first, Hongyi said before that he and Qi Jingyan had just returned home, so the person calling was at Qi Jingyan's home.Secondly, the other party said "Long time no see", which proves that we have met him.Third, the other party called him "Xiaoxiao", but most people who knew him would call him "Yixiao" instead of Xiaoxiao.Based on the above three points, we can draw the conclusion that -

The person who uttered such a fanatical cry was Qi Jingyan, the idol of all mankind who stood at the top of the entertainment industry with a stern appearance and a very serious appearance.

——If it is someone else, after drawing this conclusion, they may overthrow it based on Qi Yingdi's consistent stern image: after all, no matter how rigorous the discussion of causality is, a pious fan will never believe in a god-like perfect Yingdi Qi would do such a thing!

However, Mo Yixiao is not an "other person", he is the one who has witnessed the red eyes of Emperor Qi because of a blockbuster movie!He is the one who has witnessed King Qi's meal in front of Lolita's sweet angel dream restaurant with great relish!

Therefore, he didn't have much resistance, so he accepted this conclusion, although the side effect was that a weirdness emerged from his stomach pouch like swallowing a snail raw.

But anyway, the first problem is solved.Then comes the second question - why is he shouting like that?

In order to get the answer, Mo Yixiao decided to analyze the text in a simple and literal sense—"I haven't seen you for a long time, I miss you so much, Xiaoxiao".There are two key points in this sentence: First, it's been a long time.Two, I miss you so much.

As far as the key point is concerned, this is actually an objectively untenable judgment, because Mo Yixiao and Qi Jingyan have not seen each other for more than a week since the audition for "Thousand Que", but the other party thinks "long time no see", which is not true.So, why does the other party feel "long time no see" with him?There is a saying that seeing each other every day is like three autumns. It is adapted from the "Book of Songs", expressing a sincere...love.Therefore, the answer can be drawn naturally - Qi Jingyan is using exaggerated techniques to express his anxious emotion that he can't see Mo Yixiao, and this emotion, ahem, mostly comes from admiration.

The second point echoes the conclusion drawn from the first point, and presents the speaker's mood more straightforwardly.

Okay, now that the question has been broken down, the answer is - Qi!scene!Word!he!happiness!joyous!Mo!one!laugh!

The moment Mo Yixiao came to a conclusion, he felt that his brain was blasted by thousands of tons of fireworks, and caused symptoms of bewilderment.

After finally waking up, he immediately shook his head desperately: No, no, no, you can't be so narcissistic, just judge from one sentence?Maybe the other party is playing truth or dare!Actions can reflect a person's true thoughts better than words.Okay, let me sort out what that guy did.

He got the film contract of "Runaway Slave" and was hacked, and Qi Jingyan forwarded the audition video to implicitly support him; when he met him unexpectedly, the other party directly asked to sit at home and showed his true self unabashedly; he was obviously not popular yet Accumulation, but the other party puts the male lead of the popular TV series he invested in in front of him...

Come on, don't count, Qi Jingyan just had a crush on him and didn't run away.

Sitting on the bed in the hotel, Mo Yixiao felt complicated for a moment, unable to tell what it was like.

(Distant Hua Chenxing. Qi Jingyan: Smile, you are so cute and cute. Can you make it? I recently met a little Ge Ge who is as cute as you, so I couldn’t help but say Be kind to him a little bit, just a little bit, Xiaoxiao don’t be jealous—oh! You still scratch after saying no!)

Mo Yixiao sat on the edge of the bed in a daze for a long time, then slowly recovered and sighed slightly.Well, I finally know why Qi Jingyan has always been so nice to me, it turns out that he has taken a fancy to me.

Accepting this fact is quite complicated.As a man who likes men, he must be happy to be favored by a film king with good looks, long legs, good figure, famous fans and resources. It has nothing to do with whether he likes it or not, it's just a little vanity in human nature.And the other party is still a legendary existence, such a person that everyone can only look up to, when he bends down just for you, I have to say, I really think Su is terrible.

But... If you leave aside these external conditions, reputation, and status, do you like him?

Mo Yi admitted with a smile that this is a difficult question to answer.Let's not talk about how good the other party is to me, just think about the other party's handsome facial features, and think of the inverted triangle figure, eight-pack abs and male dog waist, yes, and the muscular appearance should be very motivated Strong buttocks, I think it's good to be big... Cough, cough, Mo Yixiao was yelling at Qi Jingyan in his head, the more he thought about it, the more he felt his heart surge, and he almost wanted to drool.

This kind of man has a crush on himself, so why not let him go?It's exciting to think about it!

Thinking of this, Mo Yixiao couldn't help but start to make up his mind.The other party stretched out his strong arms to push himself against the wall... His chest muscles pressed against his chest, and he lowered his head slightly relying on his height... The ice-like and stern handsome appearance was enlarged in front of his eyes... The other party's thin His lips parted slightly, and a soft voice came from the hot breath——

Smile I'm so shy (w)...

!!!

The pink bubbles in his brain burst to pieces, and Mo Yixiao jumped up from the bed trembling—it was terrible!The evil spirits retreat.The evil spirits are gone!What is this all about? !

But from what he knew about someone, Mo Yixiao had to find sadly that this could still happen.Moreover, this made him think of a very important question - such a girly actor, is it 0 or 1?

If you look at it from the perspective of body... no, no, it is the heart that determines a person, not the outside, so...

Thinking about the "inside" of Qi Jingyan's girlish heart, Mo Yixiao shuddered silently: This handsome guy with broad shoulders and narrow hips, eight-pack abs, and muscular looking firm and plump, I'm afraid... is it a treat?Still a Vajra Barbie.

Although he didn't really try it, Mo Yixiao felt that he was more inclined to accept it.In this way, huh, huh, can't stand a blind date, no matter how beautiful the muscles are, they can't stop the other party's girlish heart.Definitely, how can I be able to satisfy other movie stars with such a small body?

I'm guessing or something, but I really don't want to come.

Mo Yixiao made a secret decision in his heart: I'm sorry, Yingdi Qi, although you are really good to me, your appearance and body are top-notch, and you are the male god of the whole people, but... we will not have sex together!Please allow me to think of a tactful way to reject you, please don't be sad.