The male god in the interstellar entertainment circle is poisonous

The official first day event took place in a private forest not far from the villa.

Wearing a golden mermaid skirt, Christina showed off her plump figure with a small card and snapped her fingers at the three family members:

"Hey, today's trip has officially started! Are the three families ready? - First, let's do the first activity: Dream House! The rules are as follows..."

The first activity gives each family one morning to complete. With the help of the most basic robot, family members build their own cabins together.

The program team provided a rough drawing of the log house, so that the guests could order the robot to perform logging work by modifying the parameters, and grind out various types of wood that meet the size requirements.But the work of building is up to each family, with tools provided including superglue, axes, hammers, nails, varnish, and more.Also included is a complete set of high-coverage gouache paints and brushes for decorating. ——Of course, the robot comes with drills, nail guns and other tools, and can complete auxiliary work quickly and quickly. Otherwise, let alone a morning, they would not be able to do it in a month.

After the completion, the judges invited by the program group will score remotely, and evaluate from the aspects of firmness, innovation, aesthetics, and the cooperation status of the three families.

"This is a private forest. You don't have to worry too much about environmental protection regulations. However, please don't cut down at will. Please try to use wood according to your needs, okay? Also, let me tell you a little secret, how rich your lunch is, and The score of this activity is directly related.”

Christina blinked with a smirk.

"Huh? Building a log cabin? I have no experience at all..." Ikeda Mirai bit his lower lip after hearing the request, and looked at Mo Yixiao with watery eyes.

Mo Yixiao knew that this was purely intentional - after all, they had already obtained the script, how could they not know the content of this event?It's true that the three children don't know, but the celebrity guests... Looking at the expressions of surprise or panic, it can only be said that they all have good acting skills.

But he had no intention of dismantling other people's designs, and cooperatingly comforted him: "Isn't there a robot to help? Sister, can you check the optical brain first?" ——According to the requirements of the program, during this time, the guests will follow the "family relationship" to each other.

"...Rely on you, I don't count on today's lunch."

A somewhat arrogant voice belonging to the boy sounded: "Give me the drawing."

"Call me sister and brother." Ikeda tried to touch the boy's head in the future, but Chen Jianglan quickly avoided it.

"Take your hands away! You can't touch a man's head casually." He frowned and looked up at Ikeda, with disgust in his eyes.

In the later stage of the program group, they deliberately took a close-up, with a "click" to make a freeze-frame effect, circled his little face with a red circle, and marked it with comic fonts: disgusted eyes!

In addition, the boy's head was exaggeratedly marked with a bubble pattern: man?

The audience has 233333:

"Silly boy, do you know how many otaku's dream lovers are your sister?"

"Hahaha, the man's head... Chenjiang Lan is crying for me, she has always acted like an adult, and she feels really reliable."

"After all, the young genius who skipped a grade always feels that his younger brother is the head of the family..."

"This child seems to be very smart and mature, but it seems too straightforward. When others are upset, they just say it. It looks weird and cute, but if there is such a child, he will die of headaches, right?"

Ikeda was a little embarrassed by Chen Jianglan, moved his lips and didn't know what to say.Mo Yixiao sighed, bent down, put his hands on his knees, and looked at Chen Jianglan at the same level: "Jiang Lan, what you said to my sister just now is very rude. I think we need to set a family rule: respect and consider each other. You Do you understand me?"

Chen Jianglan met his eyes, and quickly looked away: "...Don't you hurry to cut wood? Family No. [-] has already started over there."

"Sharpening a knife is not the same as chopping firewood." Mo Yixiao didn't want to get used to this kid's problems.While he's really smart and seems to have a high IQ, he's just too self-centered and outspoken.People live in this world, there are always many things and people that they don't like, but even if they are really dissatisfied, they can't say it directly, but use some language skills, or for the sake of the other party's face. He didn't talk about the relationship between them at all.With Chen Jianglan like this, he will offend everyone.

"If you don't like something, can you think about three questions in your mind before you say it? First, is it appropriate to talk about it now? Second, will the way you say it make others unhappy? Third, in the end Should you say that about your age and identity? If you think about these three issues, you still think it’s okay to say it, besides, is it okay?”

Chen Jianglan's toes were grinding on the ground - because it was a forest, the ground was covered with dirt, so he made his toes slightly stained with dirt.The little boy frowned, stomped his feet in dissatisfaction and dusted off the dirt.He didn't look at Mo Yixiao, and muttered in his mouth: "Why do you make rules for me?"

"Because I'm your brother." Mo Yixiao was very calm, "And this is not just a rule for you, my sister and I are willing to abide by it."

"You obey me, will you obey?" Chen Jianglan finally looked into his eyes, her tone was still elegant that shouldn't appear on a child, but there was a provocation in her dark and clear eyes, "It's just San Zhou's 'brother' .I don't think I need to listen to you."

"Three weeks' elder brother is also an elder brother." Mo Yixiao still looked at him at the same level, "If you mind this, at least, during the three weeks when I was your elder brother, you should abide by this rule, okay?"

"Do you have to abide by the rules proposed by 'brother'? First of all, I don't think what you said must be right. Secondly, if I promised you, let's start with this. Today you say a rule, and tomorrow you say a rule and you want me to Obey, I'm afraid there will be no end." Chen Jianglan did not show any weakness.

Mo Yixiao listened to him refute himself in an orderly manner, but for a moment he didn't know what to say.With a twinkle in his eyes, he saw families No. [-] and No. [-] not far away—the parents of the two families over there led the whole process, basically what the parents said and what the children did.Although Gabriel kept kicking and beating coquettishly and refused to touch the wood or glue, the parents did not compromise after all.

This made him think of a possible solution.

The boy straightened up and smiled at Mirai Ikeda: "Sister, may I discuss it with you?"

The black-haired clean boy has a face carefully carved by the Creator, so close to showing a gentle and beautiful smile, it seems to turn everything around him into a distant blurred background, robbing the light of heaven and earth.

Ikeda Mirai was in a trance for a while: "...ah, yes, yes, tell me."

"Sister heard the request I just made to Jiang Lan, right?" Mo Yixiao looked at her earnestly, "If Jiang Lan agrees to comply with my request, we will build a log cabin today and follow his instructions, okay?"

Ikeda Future stretched out her finger and tapped her pink lips lightly, as if she was thinking about something, she smiled for a moment: "Okay, I have no objection." She looked at Chen Jianglan again: "What does Jiang Lan think? ?”

The young boy was stunned for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and nodded: "Okay, I agree to this condition."

In the later stage of the program group, the words "finally reached an agreement, but the other family has already started work! Family No. [-]!"

And the audience reacted differently when they saw this scene.

"Although it is said that sharpening a knife is not a mistake for woodcutters, it is too inappropriate to suddenly establish a rule at this time?"

"You can't say that. It's obvious that the little boy is very egotistical and has his own ideas. He is so rude to Ikeda, and Ikeda is probably angry. If it doesn't make sense, it will be bad if internal conflicts break out later. .”

"As a kindergarten teacher, I want to give Mo Yixiao a thumbs up. Looking at the child's eyes will make him feel that he is fully respected—especially, it can be seen that Chen Jianglan is a child with a special idea and does not want to be treated as a child. Mo A smile is an appropriate detail."

"The tone is also great, I laugh~~ I thought of making rules in such a short time, and then let the boy ask himself three questions every time... Does he feel like a super responsible brother? I don’t know if I was a big boy At such a young age, one day you will become a fan of a minor's younger sister!"

"Ikeda feels very passive. In front of the two younger brothers, she doesn't have the aura of a sister at all..."

"But the future is always like this, always cute. Is my goddess soft and cute?"

"How did Mo Yixiao think of using this as an exchange? His brain is so quick. I'm also surprised that Chen Jianglan would really agree."

"Obviously Chen Jianglan has a special idea and wants his two brothers and sisters to listen to him. This exchange condition is still very tempting to him."

After the No. [-] family reached an agreement, Chen Jianglan took the blueprints to study in a very young adult, and made a request to his brothers and sisters: "Mo..."

"Ok?"

“好吧，哥哥。”辰江岚别扭地叫出这个称呼，“你记一下我说的：3*15*150的木头48根，0.5*10*50的木头……”

Mo Yixiao didn't have any doubts, as expected, he memorized everything he said, and then he didn't even check it, he turned on the robot directly: "Is that all? Then let's take the robot to log."

In the later period, a surprised manga font was added: "Full trust?!"

Ikeda Mirai saw Mo Yixiao's intentions, and followed the two boys, one big and one small, without hesitation: "Let's go to the east a little bit, staggered from the No. [-] family and the No. [-] family."

Mo Yixiao had no objection, just looked at Chen Jianglan: "What does Jiang Lan think?"

"I think it's good." The little boy nodded solemnly, which made people feel cute.He found a good place, watched Mo Yixiao and Ikeda adjust the robot data, and let the robot start to do it.

The robot is really efficient. It quickly saw wood, sanded, polished, painted... a series of tasks in the most economical way as required, and then piled a pile of wood there.

This robot does not have the function of carrying, that is to say, the wood is finally transported back by each family member.

At this moment, the No. [-] family not far away has already made some wood, and the two ladies carried it away together one after another. They did not forget to say to the four-year-old Gabriel: "Gabriel help us put that wood away." How about taking a bunch of small logs to the camp?"

Gabriel pursed her mouth and was reluctant, but after the unsuccessful experience of crying last night, she also knew that there was no mother here, so she could only follow these two people.So reluctantly, he squatted down and touched the wood with his chubby little hands.

"It hurts, it hurts!"

It seemed that the girl's tender skin had been stabbed by the eye thorn, and little Gabriel quickly burst into tears. "Mom" and "grandmother" hurried over to see what was going on.

"Like a crow, it's really noisy." Chen Jianglan frowned again when he heard the girl's cry, and rubbed his ears irritably.

Ikeda was gathering the wood that had just been processed, and turned his head when he heard the words: "Did Jiang Lan forget what he promised us just now? Is it inappropriate to say that about my sister?"

"I haven't forgotten." The boy's tone was still polite, but Mo Yixiao could hear a hint of mischief in it, "First, I think it's a good time to talk about it now, because she is arguing; second, she is too busy crying. Impossible to hear, will not be unhappy; three, I am older than her, and my identity says she is fine."

Ikeda Mirai stared, and listened to his plausible words, tongue-tied.

Mo Yixiao thought for a while, then suddenly smiled: "Well, since Jiang Lan has really considered these three issues seriously, then we haven't violated the agreement, so we can't say anything."

"Smile!" Ikeda stared at him in shock.

Chen Jianglan didn't seem to expect that he would say such a thing, a bit of astonishment flashed across his immature face, but he soon showed a little childish complacency, and it was rare for his proud and pretentious little face to show that he really belonged to a child naughty and naive.

Mo Yixiao smiled casually without further explanation.

In the later period, Ge Ge was paired with a big cartoon question mark, and the audience was also baffled.

"Don't you even talk about Chen Jianglan? He's still outspoken."

"However, this kid is really logical. He has considered all three of Mo Yixiao's problems. Maybe Mo Yixiao can't do anything about it?"

"Just how could such a 20-year-old boy teach children?"

"Bet me a dime, can I have another idea, Xiaoxiao? Xiaoxiao won't just give up!"

But the "wooden house production" of the No. [-] family is still going on in an orderly manner.Thanks to the high efficiency of the robot, and the fact that Chen Jianglan calculated the amount of wood needed based on the drawings at the beginning, they quickly prepared the required wood.

Mo Yixiao was about to pick up the wood and walk back to the camp, but saw the embarrassment on Ikeda's future face - she was wearing a short-sleeved white dress, if she hugged the wood, she might be hurt by the rough wood, of course Definitely will stain the skirt too.

Seeing this, Mo Yixiao took off the jacket on his body - there is a long-sleeved shirt inside, which can protect his arms - and handed it to Ikeda: "Sister, wear this, so as not to stain your skirt."

"Huh?!" Ikeda Mirai opened his eyes wide and smiled, "Thank you, Xiaoxiao." Then he put on Mo Yixiao's clothes—because she was about [-] centimeters shorter than Mo Yixiao, so she looked like a It's a bit funny for a child to steal an adult's clothes and scratch his hands.Mo Yixiao even rolled up her sleeves for her.

A group of viewers brushed "good brother" in the comments, and of course some people came out weakly-"I am the only one who thinks handsome men and beautiful women, what do I put on for you, it doesn't look like siblings but lovers? "As a result, there are still many people who agree with it.

The three of them carried it several times, and finally moved all the wood to the camp, and began to build the wooden house.

Ikeda Mirai's personal design is soft and cute but he works hard, so although he looked delicate and weak before, he rolled up his sleeves and picked up the hammer at this time: "Let's do it! What should we do first?"

"The bottom bottom plate." Chen Jianglan seemed to have an idea, and stretched out his hand to direct, "There is nothing to say about this, I will leave it to the robot, and let it splice those large wooden boards to make the bottom plate."

The little boy’s earnest appearance seemed quite amusing, Mo Yixiao looked amused, and originally wanted to press the hat on his head, but thought of his saying that he would not meet him just now, so he gave up: “Okay, sister, you can adjust it The robot...well, what's next?"

"Build a frame... First, build the frame of the wall..." Chen Jianglan was studying the drawing seriously, and suddenly put down the drawing, frowning dissatisfiedly, "Can't you be a lady and stay still?"

Mo Yi smiled for a moment, looked over, and saw Gabriel rolling over and refusing to stay here, he must sit on the sofa.Alma grabbed her by one arm and didn't want her to run away, but the child struggled with his weight and dragged "mother" to the camp on their side, breaking a short, thin, Wooden planks for roofing.

When Chen Jianglan saw that the wooden plank was broken, his whole face turned dark all of a sudden.He didn't yell and express his anger like ordinary children, but walked over with a gloomy face, his beautiful lips parted, but he uttered shockingly mean words: "Gabriel?! Please don't Howl like a baboon and don't break my plank like a mammoth! You can't do anything normal except wreck? You've been howling since just now! I want to give you this Your injection of tranquillity will completely stop you!"

"!"

The adults present, whether it was Mo Yixiao, Mirai Ikeda, or Alma who was staggered by Gabriel, all looked at the beautiful ten-year-old boy in shock.His face was showing extreme impatience, and his eyes were full of disgust and disdain when he looked at Gabriel.

Later, blood-red exclamation points and bold fonts were used to zoom in and out word by word on the screen, emphasizing what he said: baboons!Howl!Mammoth!stable? ! !

"How could you!" Alma pressed her chest in surprise without being held by the "daughter" hand, "For God's sake!" She cried out in astonishment and disappointment: "You are a very Year-old child! Such words!"

What he said was not the swear words that he might hear occasionally and he didn't understand the meaning, but logical and well-organized irony that was extremely mean.It's even worse than swearing.Because it shows that the child has fully used his reason to judge what he is talking about, and the expression expresses what he wants to express, instead of roaring in anger.

Mo Yixiao's face slowly turned cold.

He was about to say something when Gabriel cried out heartbroken with a "wow".

She was only four years old and didn't understand what that little brother said, but it didn't affect her feeling the other's malice and ferocity.This made her cry unbearably, tears rolling down her cheeks.

In the chaos, even the audience didn't know what to comment.At this time, the whole screen suddenly went black, and then a guest monologue recorded afterwards appeared.

Ikeda Mirai wore a long dress of cherry blossom pink, and said with a wry smile: "At that time, I really thought—'What kind of luck am I? Why did I get such a child?'. He is already ten years old, not young, not young The child's willfulness and pampering, but...how should I put it. He knows what he is talking about, and it's not that he doesn't understand how other people speak, but he will still say that, that is..."

The idol with a round face like white porcelain frowned and shook his head inexplicably.

"He seems to be full of venom spraying out of his heart, and he will spray out unconsciously. I don't know if you can understand my statement, but it is the feeling that makes people always feel out of the situation..."

Everything in the picture, Mo Yixiao, who was wearing a simple beige T-shirt, sat on a stool and sighed slightly to the camera: "Jiang Lan, frankly speaking, seems to have his own logic and ideas, and it is difficult for you to intervene to persuade him. I will try Trying to make rules for him, only to find that to him it's boring and inexplicable - you know, he's always able to find his own logic to justify himself and think everyone else is stupid, If you happen to be smarter than him, it must be because you are so much older."

The author has something to say:

╮(╯▽╰)╭A lot of little angels think that Chenjiang Lan is cute...I can only say that he is only cute in the text. If there is such a careless person in reality, will others be embarrassed and say whatever they want? What is a very self-righteous kid, you must want to strangle him every minute, okay?