Quick time travel professional sycophant

Xin Li was awakened by a surge in his lower body. To be precise, he felt that someone was touching his body, and then he didn't know where it was pressed. He felt a warm current rushing down his body, and then—— —

With a twitch of the body, everything became dull.

Xin Li, [...what's the situation? ]

He opened his eyes in a rippling motion, and was right in front of him—a huge face magnified many times.

Xin Li, [! ! ! ]

Who is this? What is he doing so close? What is he going to do?Why do you have to be so close to yourself, is it to insult him?

No, my heart belongs to Master Yunxiao, I will not fall in love with you.Well... although you are handsome.

Xin Li hurriedly shouted Qi Ling in his mind, but there was no response at all for a long time.Xin Li started to panic, he wanted to sit up, but he felt like a vegetable with damaged nerves, he couldn't feel his limbs at all.

But at this moment, that face was getting closer and closer to him, so close that Xin Li felt that his reputation would soon be lost.But he couldn't move.

Xin Li took a deep breath, and the small universe exploded.

He opened his mouth and yelled no appointment!However, what was exported was——

"Boom!"

Xin Li, "..."

Lu Zezhou froze for a moment, then saw the flame of his own lighter, and suddenly slammed it down again.Afraid of burning his face, he hurriedly took it away.

The gray wolf ears on President Lu's head were trembling, and the big gray tail behind him was wagging.He raised his eyebrows in surprise, and his dark gray eyes were fixed on the lighter in his hand. Does the current lighter still have history playback?It's all fired, can it be fired again?

Naturally, a lighter is not carried, but the human brain is.

Xin Li never imagined that he honestly completed a task that he remembered, honestly listened to Qi Ling's explanation of the next world, and obediently passed through.In the end, when he woke up, he didn't have the weapon spirit, why did he become a lighter?

Could there be anything worse than this?

He sprayed fire several times in a row to vent his anger, and almost set Mr. Lu's hand on fire.

Lu Zezhou thought the lighter was interesting at first, and then wondered if it was broken, but after looking at it for a while, he felt something was wrong again.

Unexpectedly, President Lu pointed at a lighter and said seriously, "Can you understand people's language? If you understand it, you can light it twice."

After Lu Zezhou finished speaking, he felt that he was also sick, how could a lighter understand people's words.

But what he saw in the next second proved his guess.

Xin Li resolutely sprayed fire twice, but he shouted angrily in his heart, not only can he understand human words, I am a human being.

President Lu's trembling ears stood up sharply, his eyebrows raised even higher, and he asked in a deep voice, "So, you are a human being?"

Xin Li sprayed fire twice more.

Lu Zezhou laughed, "You are too unlucky. You did something outrageous, and you were turned into a cigarette lighter."

Xin Li felt that he was really wronged. When he came to this world, Qi Ling told him well.

This is a future orc world.Due to the deterioration of the earth's environment, human beings migrated to outer space.In order to improve the survival rate, animal genes are injected into the human body.Those who can successfully transform into humans and animals are called Type A residents.Those who have not successfully transformed, whose gender is disordered by genetic mutations, have a neutral personality, are called O-type residents, and can conceive.

And his possessed body, called Mousse, is an O-type resident.

Mousse was once the top general of the empire and now the chief executive of the Imperial Bank—the deputy. His deputy did not earn his own hard work, but was given to him by others.

Outer space is not safe, and residents from other planets will invade from time to time.The gene of the Mousse family is the Bird of Paradise, which is the most sensitive and reconnaissance family among all species.So Mu Si's brother and father, as well as the uncle of the same clan, all work in the Imperial Military Aircraft Department, going to various planets with potential threats to lurk.

Mu Si's elder brother, Mu Cheng, died when he accidentally exposed his identity as an agent in order to protect Lu Zezhou, the number one general on tour, when someone came to provoke him on Jialan Planet.

So the first thing the first general did after retiring to the second line was to put Mu Cheng's only younger brother by his side and take care of him.So Mu Si was lucky enough to become the first general's deputy.

It's a pity that this Mu Si is a standard ancestor of the third generation. What Mu Si does every day is to smoke and drink with her buddies.However, it is estimated that the heavens are not used to his unrestrained behavior. The day after Lu Zezhou announced that he would be his deputy, he was hit and killed while drunk driving.

And Mu Si wanted Xin Li to help him achieve a very simple wish, to let Xin Li help him live a good life, so that the first general can look up to him and live up to his family.

The task is not difficult, but Xin Li has a headache when he thinks about it.He has no body now, and he can't move freely, and he still doesn't know if the lighter is broken, will he die with it.Really live on the tip of the knife.

I don't know where Qi Ling is, or how he can get to Mu Si.Xin Li was a little scared. He didn't know when he had passed through this world. If this happened after Mousse had a car accident, then he hadn't entered Mousse's body for a long time. Could this Mousse's body have hardened? / had...

And the number one general seems to be called Lu Zezhou.He is the first general, retired and became the bank president, in charge of the banks of the entire empire.He is a lighter now, and it is impossible not to see him.

Xin Li sighed for a while, and the whole person fell silent.

Lu Zezhou looked at the lighter in his hand and suddenly didn't respond, somehow he could feel his dullness.He wondered if what he said just now had pierced his heart, and he wanted to comfort him for a while.

However, he seldom communicated emotionally with others, let alone comforting them. His expression was tangled for a moment, and he looked down at the lighter in his hand.

"You, do you want to burn paper to play?"

Not long after Xin Li was immersed in sadness, he was taken aback when he heard this sentence, "What?"

But as soon as the words came out, another burst of flames spewed out.

Mr. Lu thought he was thinking, with a clear attitude and slender and strong hands, he pulled out a box of waste paper that was about to be shredded from under the desk.

He took out a few sheets and held them in his hand. He laid the papers flat and pointed them at the nozzle of the lighter, "Come on."

Xin Li was speechless for a while, and did not move for a long time.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Mr. Lu thought it was because there wasn't enough paper, so he drew two more, "Don't think it's too little, you're too young, you can't burn too much paper."

you are too young.

too small -

Small……

After Xin Li turned into a lighter, he felt a heart-pounding physical insult.

He held back all his strength, and as soon as he exerted force, a large flame burst out, directly igniting dozens of sheets of paper at the same time.

Afraid that Xin Li would be detonated, Lu Zezhou took him away. "Spitting fire is kind of fun, although you become a lighter, but you still have superpowers."

Xin Li pondered this sentence twice before realizing that this man was comforting him.But these comforting words are really like coaxing a child, with superpowers, does he seem to be someone who can be coaxed by superpowers?

Xin Li groaned in his heart, and continued to spray, but his heart softened, and he didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore.

The firelight from the paper reflected the face of the man opposite.Xin Li couldn't see it completely from close up just now, but now he was taken far away, and the man's face was completely displayed in front of his eyes.

Xin Li stared at his face, and said to himself, to be honest, the person opposite is indeed quite handsome.And the suit on his body is held upright, so you can guess that he must have muscles at a glance.

From the ears on his head and the drooping tail behind him, it can be seen that he should be of gray wolf blood.The pair of gray wolf ears on his head made it seem that the whole person has a hidden explosive power.

I don't know if the first general, one of my goals, also looks like this person, sitting here casually, with a sense of oppression and momentum that others can't learn.

Thinking of this, Xin Li sighed silently as he thought of his lighter body.

He watched Lu Zezhou shake off the paper that was about to burn, and throw it into a fireproof box aside, then took out another piece of paper and put it in front of him.

This time Xin Li only spewed out a small cluster of flames, and did not move.

Lu Zezhou seemed to know that he didn't want to burn it anymore, so he put the paper back calmly, "I don't want to burn it anymore, let's rest for a while."

"Are you tired?" Lu Zezhou asked.

Xin Li blew out a small flame, as if he agreed with his words.

Lu Zezhou then took out a handkerchief, stacked several layers on the desk, and then gently put Mousse on it, not afraid that Mousse would suddenly get angry and burn the documents on his desk.

Then he lowered his head and began to process the documents.

At first, Xin Li watched him work, looked at him and his subordinates' hundreds of pages of documents, but later he became bored and looked down at his stomach.

Mousse didn't know where the eyes of his lighter were, but he could see the oil in his body.

He was a little curious, his current body was a lighter, would it hurt him if the lighter broke?Will he die if the lighter runs out of gas?

While Xin Li was struggling, he discovered a new superpower of his own, that is, he could control the oil in his stomach and make various shapes.

Mousse thought it was fun, so she lowered her eyes and kept building shapes, making a boat for a while, a bird for a while, and a gray wolf for a while.

As soon as Lu Zezhou finished processing a batch of documents, he looked up and saw the gray wolf in Xin Li's stomach.Although they are all the same color, the wolf's pointed ears and tail are slightly longer than the average wolf's shape. It looks like a gray wolf.

Lu Zezhou stared at it with interest for a while, and saw that the gray wolf suddenly became much smaller, and then shrunk into a small bird.

The appearance of the bird is very special, there is no crown on the top of the head, and it is flat.The body is not big, but the tail is extremely long, about twice as long as the top of the body.And there are two protruding long tail feathers at the end. The tail feathers are rolled up in small curls, one from the left and the other from the right. It is a bit like the beard of an old man in a stick figure.

The peculiarly shaped bird appeared only for a moment, and then turned into another small animal again.

But Lu Zezhou remembered the bird at a glance.

Because the difference between that bird and ordinary birds is really too big.Regardless of its short body, extremely long tail, or its tail feathers spread out on one side and one on the right, Lu Zezhou only knows that this kind of bird has such a look.

The empire has a very serious family plot, and the animal shapes transformed into by different families are clearly distinguished. The chromosomes inherited by Type O residents are recessive and never manifested in offspring.Only traits of Type A residents are passed on to children.So it is equivalent to saying that the child will only have the same animal nature as the party who does not have children and only provides sperm.As a result, the same animal shape will only appear in the same family.

And this kind of short-bodied and long-tailed bird is not as common as the gray wolf family.

Lu Zezhou remembered that he seemed to only know one family, which was in such a beast shape.

Mujia in Kyoto.

Lu Zezhou's eyes sank, he looked at Xin Li, and poked his belly full of oil and water, "Your animal shape is a bird, right?" He said, "Yes, you sprayed it twice, didn't you just spray it twice? Spray once."

Xin Li sprayed it twice.

He has never met the first general, nor the man in front of him. In his memory of this world, there are only memories of his day-to-day debauchery.But he was aware of his bestiality.

It's a bird of paradise.

Lu Zezhou got an affirmative answer and immediately called his assistant.

Assistant Yang Xiu answered the phone almost immediately.

Lu Zezhou, "Yang Xiu, ask me if anyone in Mu's family has been hospitalized or had an accident recently."

As soon as he said this, the assistant answered, "Well, I just received the notification and was about to tell you that General Manager Mu had a car accident last night, and he hasn't woken up yet."

When the man started calling and directly asking about "Mu's family", Xin Li felt that the man might have figured out which family his animal shape belonged to.He felt that there was hope for himself to return to the body of "Mousse", and he couldn't help being a little excited.

But when the assistant continued to speak, he couldn't get excited.

The assistant continued on the phone, "Mr. Lu, are you going to take a look? Do you need me to prepare?"

Xin Li was stunned.

President Lu! ?

President Lu!

Could this be Lu Zezhou?Xin Li thought it was really possible.After all, isn't the first person he sees when he opens his eyes in every world the mission target of this world.

Xin Li's guess was right, and Lu Zezhou's next sentence was resolving his confusion, "After all, he is the deputy I want to recruit. Of course I want to see if something happens. You go downstairs and wait for me in your car."

It really is Lu Zezhou.

Xin Li cried to death, Qi Ling couldn't have put him here on purpose so that he could see the mission target at first sight.

And Lu Zezhou now, have you already guessed who he is?

Xin Li was a little entangled, he really wanted to see "Mousse"'s body, he didn't know if the body was still there.Of course the real soul of Mousse has already left, and Xin Li is worried that his body will become hard due to the long time without soul.

If it's really tough, he won't have to do the tasks in this world.He doesn't even have the identity to complete the task, even if he managed to attract Lu Zezhou's attention, it's useless!

Lighters can't make a career out of it!

He was depressed when he was suddenly poked by Lu Zezhou.

Lu Zezhou looked at him, the gray wolf ears on his head stood up, and the white hairs on the tips of the ears trembled slightly, "You must be Mousse."

No, I'm not mousse, I'm cappuccino.

Xin Li sprayed a burst of fire expressionlessly.

His heart was as still as dead water.

He watched Lu Zezhou lower his head and get closer to him, his eyes swept up and down his whole body.

Xin Li shook the oil in his stomach uncomfortably, wondering if Lu Zezhou was going to ridicule him, "The wicked have their own rewards"?

Unexpectedly, Lu Zezhou stared at him for a while, and said softly, "Don't worry, I will take good care of you."

He spoke so calmly, so calmly that he couldn't feel any emotion.But it seemed to give Xin Li a shot of reassurance, making him instantly relieved.

People who have done great things are really different. Xin Li admires that Lu Zezhou really has a convincing magical charm.

Xin Li was happy, and gave him a thumbs up hand with the oil in his stomach.

Lu Zezhou saw it at a glance, his face remained expressionless, but his ears trembled violently.

Xin Li's eyes were immediately attracted by his ears.He's actually really into big, powerful, furry animals.I have never met a good-looking one before, so I have never raised it.

Now that I watched Lu Zezhou for a while, I was hooked on the idea of ​​raising a giant pet and petting its fur when nothing happened.