The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

"Hurry up, it's all in one pot." Luo Zhiyu was ready, "I saw you dressed like a dog, and I knew you were eyeing my dormitory."

Xiao Yan: "..."

"Your dormitory still has a small refrigerator?" Jing Ximing knew for the first time that the alpha boys in the second year of high school turned out to be so good at living.

"Luo Zhiyu, let's talk." Xiao Yan put down his pen and scoreboard, and sat down on Luo Zhiyu's stool very consciously.

"Don't talk about it." Luo Zhiyu couldn't hide the smirk on Luo Zhiyu's face, "You have no position to discuss with me, you just said it yourself."

Luo Zhiyu's first-grade school uniform dyed blue was draped on the back of the seat. Xiao Yan's eyes only stayed on the school uniform for a second, and then he cast his gaze in Luo Zhiyu's direction: "You You can consider what you just mentioned."

"Want to bite me?" Luo Zhiyu pointed to himself.

"It's a bribe to me." Xiao Yan frowned.

"Don't think about it anymore." Luo Zhiyu came over, supported the back of the chair with both hands, and looked down at Xiao Yan who was sitting on his chair, "Senior Xiao, I'm ready to deduct points for the review with you."

The theme of the morning meeting next Monday is grooming, and Luo Zhiyu will be the speaker.In the future, the theme of the morning meeting next Monday will be dormitory safety. To put it bluntly, they are queuing up for self-criticism. One of them is holding the refrigerator and the other is holding the pot. Beautiful scenery.

"Two points will be deducted for the pot, and four points will be deducted for the refrigerator." Luo Zhiyu gently slammed the freshman enrollment manual in his hand on Xiao Yan's lap, "Du, you just stand here and deduct it, and leave after deducting it."

Compared to his own face, he wants the school grass to embarrass himself with him.

"And you have deducted mine." Luo Zhiyu tapped the "-2" written by Xiao Yan on the form with his fingertips, indicating that this matter is irreversible.

"It's okay, it's nothing." Xiao Yan reached out and tore off the score sheet just now, and threw it into Luo Zhiyu's trash can in a lump.

"Then what." Luo Zhiyu reminded, "There can be no garbage in the trash can, it can't be mine."

Xiao Yan: "It doesn't count, I didn't see it."

"Then my balcony?" Luo Zhiyu was particularly good at making an inch.

"I didn't close the balcony for you just now."

Xiao Yan took out a brand new dorm check form, wrote down Luo Zhiyu's dormitory number on the new form, and ticked every column in front of Luo Zhiyu, "If you don't tell me, I won’t tell, no one will tell about illegal electrical appliances.”

"You keep it a secret, I keep it a secret, no one mentions illegal electrical appliances." Luo Zhiyu succeeded in his trick, stretched out his right hand, swung it vigorously, and completed a high-five with Xiao Yan, "Deal."

"What's the deal? Xiao Yan." The half-closed dormitory door was pushed open from the outside, and Teacher Xu appeared at the door again, "I just remembered, are my keys and work card in your place?"

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

Xiao Yan: "..."

Teacher Xu came in too suddenly, and the two of them still kept their high-five gestures. The pot on Xiao Yan's lap fell to the ground with a bang, and there was a series of crisp metal sounds.

No. [-] Middle School Campus Forum——

[Grand one checked the bed, folded the quilt, and hid the small appliances! 】

1L: The coordinates are Alpha Building [-], and the inspection is quite strict.

2L: My pot, my pot QAQ.Pot + trash can, 4 points deducted, the garbage is not thrown by me.Fairy frowns.jpg

3L: Fairy frowned.jpg, upstairs, what you lost was just a pot, and what we lost in our dormitory was a small refrigerator. We also have 4 points, and we are sophomores.

4L: Light candles for the upper two floors, my small electrical appliances are all fine, I will hide them in the afternoon

5L: What about half of the people on the fourth floor?Was checked?

6L: This freshman batch, I just saw a small microwave oven brought out by the student union, how did you bring it in.Cover your face and cry.jpg

7L: Looking forward to the morning meeting next week, the annual freshman queuing review session.

8L: It's still early next week, let's talk about next week first, who will talk about grooming in the morning, we don't recognize bad looks.

9L: 3 Ban Luo Zhiyu, don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with him, and I’ll stop my observation. As long as Xiao Yan doesn’t appear within five meters of him, he’s a well-behaved top student.

The short military training time in the first year of senior high school ended amidst the laughter of the students. Due to the loss of the small refrigerator in the dormitory, for the remaining few days, Xiao Yan, a classmate who still clocked in to watch Luo Zhiyu every morning after class, exchanged watermelon soda and ice cream. It became plums and lemons.

During the week of military training, Luo Zhiyu did not beat Xiao Yan less, was not less cheated by Xiao Yan, and at the same time did not forget to drag Xiao Yan into the water together. All the snacks in Xiao Yan's hand.

The military training is over, and the first-year high school freshmen are about to officially enter high school life and start busy study.

During the break on Monday morning, all the students of the school gathered on the playground for the first morning meeting of the new semester. The teenagers in red and white sports uniforms walked out of the third class and stood up on the rostrum.

"Leaders, teachers and classmates, good morning." Luo Zhiyu wrote the manuscript in advance at the request of Director Wu, and stood upright on the rostrum to read the manuscript. The manuscript has been repeatedly reviewed by the school leaders Audit, can't find any mistakes.

"I am Luo Zhiyu from Class 3 ([-]) of senior high school. As a representative of this year's outstanding freshmen, I will jointly build a civilized campus and share a learning home. In this campus morning meeting, I will tell you what it means to be well-groomed and well-dressed. .”

"The morning meeting will be on our school's official account." Director Wu is also a photographer, holding up his camera to take pictures of the students who spoke, "I have to take a few good photos."

City No. [-] Middle School has its own school official account, which is jointly operated by students from the Media Department of the Student Union and instructors. It will push campus news and weekly morning meeting content on the official account.

Luo Zhiyu is like a natural hanger for clothes. The ordinary red and white school uniform of the first year of middle school and senior year of high school is worn on him. He has the unique student spirit and youthful vigor of this age. The camera in Director Wu's hand has never stopped taking pictures.

"This morning meeting can be posted on the campus website." Director Xu suggested, "Let people from other schools see the demeanor of our school's freshmen."

"As students of No. [-] Middle School, we should bear in mind the school motto, give consideration to appearance, respect teachers, and work together to create a good campus atmosphere..."

Under the attention of all the teachers and students in the school, Luo Zhiyu completed the task of reading the manuscript for the morning meeting, and put down the speech in his hand: "This is the end of my keynote speech. I hope that from this moment, everything can have a good start."

Luo Zhiyu walked off the rostrum amid applause and returned to the ranks of Class 3 ([-]).

Half a day later, Luo Zhiyu's speech at the morning meeting was posted on the official account and the homepage of No. [-] Middle School's campus website.

[On the first day of school, the students of our school showed their demeanor. 】

The first picture in the news feed is Luo Zhiyu on the rostrum, holding the manuscript in his hand, but his eyes did not stay on the manuscript, but looked at the audience from a distance, with that kind of good student on his face standard smile.

【Student Luo Zhiyu pointed out that as a student, you should always pay attention to your appearance, wear school uniforms, be polite, and be a qualified No. [-] middle school student. 】

The parent group in this press release received a good response.

Parent 1: As expected of a city-level No. [-] Middle School, the quality of the theme morning meeting is very high, and the content is on point.

Parent 2: Like .jpg, this year's students are good.

Parent 3: Wear school uniforms and be polite.

This press release was also moved to the Post Bar of No. [-] Middle School by members of the Media Department of the Student Union.

1L: They moved here again, no one read the content.

2L: I took the picture away. Director Wu took this picture really well.

3L: Real-name report that Luo Zhiyu is pretending to be cute, do you want me to show you a picture of him whipping people with a broom to wash your minds.

4L: Although, Luo Zhiyu is really good-looking. If you zoom in on the photo, you can see that there is no blemish on his face. The skin is so good, and the facial features are exquisite. I like him even though I am an omega.

5L: Wait a minute, I'm on the 4th floor, I advise you all to zoom in and take a look at his school uniform.

6L:?What's so good about school uniforms?Don't they all look the same, what can be enlarged?

7L:! ! !Fuck, your eyes are so good on the fourth floor!I urge you to zoom in on the nameplate before jumping to conclusions.

8L: 0301, no problem.

9L; 0301 is no problem, but 0301 Xiao Yan is printed on it.

10L: ...

11L:? ? ?

12L: Niubi, wearing school uniforms, and being polite.He was wearing someone else's school uniform.