The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

Parents group——

Parent 1: like it.jpg

Parent 2: Like.jpg+1

Parent 3: I don't know what to say, please feel sorry for Director Wu.

Seeing that the situation was out of control, Luo Zhiyu slipped out of the back door of the school auditorium, and met Xiao Yan who also slipped out.

[It’s not cicada]: The incident happened suddenly.wipe sweat.jpg

[Smelly Tangerine]: Unprepared.wipe sweat.jpg

[I don’t know it]: Then I think, let’s fly separately in the face of disaster.

[Stinky Orange]: ...

[Stinky Orange]: Is this the result of your pondering for a long time?That's it?That's it?

[It’s not cicada]: This is the best way right now.

[Stinky Orange]: You want to buy standing tickets overnight again and run away.smile upside down.jpg

[It’s not Zhiledo]: It’s agreed that heaven knows, earth knows, you know and I know.

[I don’t know it]: I want to ask, if all this happened, will the IOU still count?

[Stinky Orange]:?You want to default?I do my homework but not the aftermath?

[It’s not cicada]: I’ll just ask, don’t get excited.

[I don’t know]: Then how can this matter be resolved?

[Stinky Orange]: I don't know anything, I'm just a tool person.

[Stinky Orange]: My dad just asked me why I got together with the little bastard from the Luo family again.

[I don't know]: ...

"Then what." Fan Yue found the two of them at the back door, "You two committed a crime, go to the office of the Student Affairs Office and surrender."

Fan Yue: "And why do you two chat on WeChat face to face?"

No. [-] Middle School Campus Forum——

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1L: Let me laugh for a while after I sort out the ins and outs.

2L: The host intends to enter UC directly after graduation?This title is taken, so quickly out of the sadness after the midterm exam?

3L (landlord): Aha!In the face of absolute breaking news, the midterm exam is nothing, and I only got a fraction in math. I don't think that's a big deal.

4L: What's up?Hurry up, beep, don't tempt me, and quickly explain the cause, process and result to Grandpa.

5L (the original poster): Just now the parents asked to show the homework of the outstanding students. Old Wu said that the attitude of the outstanding students in our school to the homework is first-class. Then, hahahaha, after comparing the photos, Luo Zhiyu’s homework is Xiao Yan’s written.

6L: Niubi, by the way, Xiao Yan said that he should treat Luo Zhiyu better, which is really good, I admire it. #Xiao Yan? Not a slag A#

7L: The two of them are not in the same class, or even in the same grade. It would be embarrassing to be caught.

8L: Please ask for the current coordinates of the person involved. I really want to watch it.

9L: In the office of the Coordinate Science Office, the tour group asked me to form a team and set off immediately.schadenfreude.jpg

"You two..." If I had to describe Director Wu's current mood, it would be full of sadness and joy, "What should I say about you two? Can you save me some face?"

"Why don't you?" Luo Zhiyu took a small step back, "Let it take its course?"

Xiao Yan took a big step back: "Turn the big thing into the small?"

"It's over?" Luo Zhiyu retreated tactically.

Director Xu kept a straight face and knocked on the table: "Be serious, come back, you two will leave the office if you leave again."

The two students stopped talking. Director Wu has a good temper, and he is not too happy to blame the two students: "When did the two of you get along so well?"

Director Wu couldn't figure it out, Xiao Yan, who was soaked in peach-flavored soda a few months ago, was now willing to help Luo Zhiyu with his homework.Director Wu is reflecting. He has always emphasized that the two students should get along well, and the two students have first-class understanding. This is an over-understanding of what he means, so is it too hard to have a good relationship?

Director Wu felt that it was necessary to teach students according to their aptitude and guide them correctly. For the slightest possibility of friendship between the two students, blindly criticizing and accusing them could not solve the problem, so he stopped Director Xu from continuing to lecture, and found a reason to pay Director Xu office.

"Have you two not fought for a few days?" Director Wu asked the two students who were punished to stand in the office, "Have you gotten along well recently?"

Luo Zhiyu: "If I haven't pinched until tonight, it will be two weeks."

"That's right, making progress is better than fighting every now and then." What should be praised is still to be praised, Director Wu changed the subject, "However, I'm talking about a good relationship, I'm not asking you to help him with his homework."

"Director, you misunderstood." Luo Zhiyu politely retorted, "I don't have a good relationship with him. This is a heartless deal. Sooner or later, I will write for him again."

"And Director Wu, don't you think that there are too many homework in the first year of high school, and there are many unnecessary repetitive exercises... Ouch." Luo Zhiyu added fuel to the fire, was kicked by Xiao Yan, and shut up.

Xiao Yan stated the reason: "Director Wu, don't listen to Luo Zhiyu, we are busy with the work of the student union on weekends, and he can't finish the homework. I will help him only after I am sure he has mastered that part of the knowledge. "Fart, it was obviously forced.

Xiao Yan: "Otherwise, when I helped him write, why didn't I imitate his handwriting, and left my own handwriting naturally?" Shit, that's impossible to imitate.

But it doesn't matter, Director Wu just wants an explanation, so that there can be a step down: "Okay, I will let the senior one teacher see if I can adjust the homework appropriately, you two don't do this in the future, the teacher hopes that you have a good relationship One point, don't fight, other than that, there are too many things you can do, isn't it?"

"Okay." Luo Zhiyu followed suit, "We can do a lot more than writing homework for you."

"Okay, okay, goodbye, Director." The two parties began to retreat, and after opening the office door, they ran into a sightseeing group led by Lu Minggui.

"Punish station, copy, review and sweep the floor?" The tour group was very anxious.

"There is no dragon." Luo Zhiyu was thinking about how to deal with her sister, "Get out of the way, let's go back to study."

[I don't know it]: 0.0

[Luo Sixue]: Compiled?

[It’s not cicada]: I really feel it, how can I make it up.

[Luo Sixue]: The microphone is for you.jpg

[I don’t know]: Xiao Yan’s bastard insists on helping me with my homework, the purpose is to let me enjoy the success, and to bring down a good student Luo Zhiyu, he will be punished.

[Luo Sixue]: Rolling.

[I don’t know it]: Then change the version... One day, Xiao Yan picked up this homework on the road. After he opened it, he felt that the topic was really interesting.

[It’s not cicada]: Crap, I can’t make it up anymore.

[It’s not knowing]: He just helped me with my homework, but I didn’t go shopping with him, that’s all.ferocious.jpg

[Luo Sixue]: ...

[It’s not cicada]: [red envelope]

[Luo Sixue]: Okay, my sister doesn't know anything.

After the mid-term exam and the parent meeting, the sports meeting of No. [-] Middle School is finally coming. For a whole week, all classes are busy with the registration of the sports meeting. The posters for the sports meeting are also posted on the blackboards of each class. In the lower right corner of the poster, it says Luo Zhi Give Xiao Yan their names, which they made during these days.

"Luo Zhiyu, do you want to sign up for the sports meeting?" The squad leader asked him holding the registration form, "I saw that you ran really fast when you beat the school grass during the military training, are you sure you don't want a sprint package?"

"I won't." Luo Zhiyu returned the registration form, "To prove that my sense of collective honor is still there, I will pack the mineral water and snacks for class three during the sports meeting."

Although an obvious sprinter was not willing to sign up, the class still cheered.

In the activity room of the student office, Fan Yue and the others were repeatedly looking at the sports meeting registration lists of each class.

"Did Luo Zhiyu not participate?" Tang Yuan held the registration form delivered by Class 3 ([-]) of senior high school, "He was really quick when he kicked people out."

Xiao Yan was playing games by the window with headphones on, and said: "When he was a sixth-grade elementary school chicken, he fell while running 100 meters and came home crying. I was just passing by after school." See."

Fan Yue: "Pfft." He really couldn't imagine Luo Xiaobawang crying while walking.

A small orange flew over from the air and hit Xiao Yan on the head. Luo Zhiyu stood not far from the window with a bag of small oranges: "Let me see who is talking about my black history."

Xiao Yan: "..."

Luo Zhiyu came to approve the leave slip. The sports meeting was three days away, and he had nothing to do. He wanted to take this opportunity to sneak home. Xiao Yan was in charge of the leave slip. He specially bought a bag of oranges as a bribe.

"What's wrong with you?" Xiao Yan pulled out a leave note.

"Does it have to be sick?" Luo Zhiyu was very confused. He put the orange aside, sat down opposite Xiao Yan, put his hands on his chin and looked at the person opposite, lost in thought.

"It's not so easy to approve the leave note now. The school will be half open next week and you can go home. It is not recommended to leave school this week." The pen in Xiao Yan's hand tapped Luo Zhiyu's head, "Quickly tell me, what's uncomfortable?" .”

"Then I'm in heat." Luo Zhiyu hammered down the table, "Is it okay, brother."

"I'm very uncomfortable right now, I'm dizzy." May I ask whether to perform immediately or line up to perform, Luo Zhiyu has already thought out his lines, "The kind where the whole body is weak."

Xiao Yan: "..."

Xiao Yan raised his hand to test the temperature of Luo Zhiyu's forehead, then rubbed Luo Zhiyu's hair, and said with a smile: "Trust me, omega estrus is not your reaction. You definitely didn't listen well in physiology class. No one will help you change the answer this time."

Luo Zhiyu curled his lips, there's no way, he hasn't experienced such things as omega estrus so far, it's really hard to make up, and the physiology class hasn't talked about it yet.

"Go to the school hospital for an injection during the estrus period. The school hospital can solve it, not the reason to leave school." Fan Yue saw that they were really conflicted, and reminded him, "We have written the leave note for you, and you have to take it to the teacher for approval. , that's the most troublesome thing, it's not that Brother Yan won't let you go."

"There is a reason to leave school." Tang Yuan reminded, "I used it last year. I said I was pregnant. In order to go home, I was shameless. Would you like to try?"

Xiao Yan: "..."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

"You still say it!" Fan Yue said angrily, "This matter is still posted on the forum, and it is so embarrassing to be dug up with a Luoyang shovel every now and then."

"Brother Yan, is it too late for me to please you?" Luo Zhiyu peeled an orange for Xiao Yan.

"It's too late, you hit me on the head just now." Xiao Yan reached out to pick up the orange, Luo Zhiyu gave him the orange peel, and ate the orange by himself.

"Why don't you leave." Another member of the student union suggested, "On Sunday, there is a shortage of campus radio announcers. Do you want to come? Just come to the closing ceremony in the morning, and there will be 1 point for excellent points."

"Well, who am I to partner with?" Luo Zhiyu was very picky.

"Yan Zihan from Class Six." Xiao Yan checked the schedule, "Are you coming?"

"I'll come!" Luo Zhiyu agreed, "Call me on Sunday afternoon."

On Sunday afternoon, it was the closing ceremony of the No. [-] Middle School sports meeting. After a day and a half of sports meeting, Luo Zhiyu, an idler who had been idle for two days, was sitting upright on the rostrum in his red and white school uniform, flipping through the newspapers of each class. Send the sports meeting evaluation results.

"By the way, how are you and Big Spicy Film?" Before the closing ceremony started, Luo Zhiyu was chatting with Yan Zihan, "Last time you said you would go out to sing with him."

"Divided." Yan Zihan said nonchalantly, "His pheromone taste is not authentic enough."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

I don't really understand your Latiao contempt chain.