The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

"Fuck, how many times have I said it, why did you provoke him!" Fan Yue rubbed his sore buttocks, and yelled in the direction the two left.

Xiao Yan waved at him while running away.

"The current students are really terrible..." The instructor left in shock.

"Come, come, soda and watermelon are given away to everyone, so let's treat it as a gift for the start of school." Fan Yue, a good man, is best at making friends with mud and borrowing flowers to present Buddha, trying to do something good and help his tablemate save some face, "It's all fresh Haven’t moved, pick what you like.”

A group of first-year high school freshmen had been craving watermelon soda for a long time, so they rushed over immediately, divided up the watermelon soda in an instant, and left happily.

In the office of the teaching building, several teachers were chatting with the dean.

"If you want me to say, I will lead class three in the future." Director Wu joked, "This number is good. Class two (3) has Xiao Yan, and class one (3) has Luo Zhiyu. Both of them are worry-free. He is a good student who is very self-conscious and doesn’t bother to teach.”

"Xiao Yan has his own ideas, and he doesn't listen to everything the teacher says." Teacher Li, the head teacher of Class 3 ([-]) in high school, smiled modestly, "I feel that Luo Zhiyu is more obedient and has a good personality."

"I feel like a very polite kid on the phone." The head teacher of class one (3) said, "It should be a very worry-free omega boy."

"Our No. [-] Middle School is a prestigious school, and the students have always been very good." Director Wu stood up proudly holding his teacup, facing out the window, and took a sip of tea.

"Have you read the news before, the one with rare pheromone matching?" A teacher shared a long article from the official account of X City Morning News in the WeChat group, "It's very interesting."

Teacher Li was just about to start a conversation when he caught a glimpse of Director Wu's hand shaking slightly holding the teacup.

"Then, what is that..." Director Wu looked at the path outside the teaching building in disbelief.

A chasing battle was going on there, and the two outstanding students who the teachers were proud of just now became the protagonists of this battle.

"You run away from your mother to sell the batch!" Luo Zhiyu chased after him, and the big broom in his hand danced with the momentum of a 40-meter long knife.

"I'll let you...I'll let you run 39 meters first." Luo Zhiyu swooped down on the broom where Xiao Yan was standing just now, and Xiao Yan nimbly jumped to the side, dodging Luo Zhi My broom.

Xiao Yan is obviously not the first time to commit a crime, and it is obviously not the first time for Luo Zhiyu to retaliate. Both of them move very fast. down this path.

All the teachers in the room fell silent in unison.

"Luo Zhiyu, are you tired?" Xiao Yan asked while running.

"You don't care about me." Luo Zhiyu swung the broom in his hand again.

"I'm considering your proposal last night." Xiao Yan paused for half a second at the entrance of the cafeteria, "We will all be alumni from now on, let's get along friendly."

Luo Zhiyu didn't believe Xiao Yan's nonsense at all, and slammed the broom on Xiao Yan's calf.

Teachers and students who are having lunch in the cafeteria: "..."

Everyone put down the chopsticks in their hands, secretly turned on their mobile phones, and found a post that appeared on the campus forum a few days ago. Sure enough, the post that no one paid attention to a few days ago has become a popular post.

【Have you read the news? I'm a little curious about what kind of experience it is to have a 0% pheromone match. 】

The thread from a day ago was like this -

1L: RT, 0%, absolutely pure, absolutely impossible to love?Students surnamed Luo and students surnamed Xiao.

2L: It's a pity. I took a picture of them at the opening ceremony. Good-looking people should be together, and they happen to be alpha and omega.

3L: Let me ask, does Luo Zhiyu have a boyfriend?

4L: What is the third brother doing, you want to chase?Funny laugh.jpg, I used to be in the same junior high school as him, I advise you to think twice.

After a day, there were many new posts on the originally cold post——

98L: ...I'm the third brother, I didn't say what I said yesterday.

99L: 0% matching hahahaha, I feel that both of them are a bit problematic.

100L: Let me ask, does anyone have the QQ and WeChat contact information of the school grass? I saw him right away when he was sitting on the grass today, he is so handsome!By the way, ask for a dormitory number.

101L: The school grass is being beaten, I'm a freshman, I'm a little bit cool now, I just want to say, well played!

The temperature in early September was still very high, and not long after, the clothes of both of them were soaked with sweat. Xiao Yan heard Luo Zhiyu's panting behind him, turned and turned into a door.

"No more fights." After entering the door, Xiao Yan's running speed slowed down significantly, he waved to Luo Zhiyu, and walked into a building.

Luo Zhiyu was also hungry, but his anger value had not been completely cleared. Seeing Xiao Yan dangling in front of his eyes, he was unwilling to let it go. He didn't care where Xiao Yan went. He picked up the broom and walked all the way. After a few steps, he rushed in Xiao Yan's direction again.

Xiao Yan stood in the corridor on the first floor of the alpha dormitory area and knocked on the door, and soon there were footsteps coming from inside.

"You came back alive?" Fan Yue opened the door with medicated oil in his hand in his underpants, "You..."

In the middle of speaking, he saw the big broom slowly rising behind Xiao Yan.

Fan Yue: "..."

Xiao Yan kicked the door of the room, and shut Fan Yue, who was only wearing underpants, back. He didn't let Luo Zhiyu see him, but before he could avoid Luo Zhiyu in time, he was hit hard by Luo Zhiyu on the back. broom.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" The housekeeper aunt rushed out when she heard the commotion, and saw the big broom in Luo Zhiyu's hand and a small leaf hanging on Xiao Yan's head.

At noon, everyone in the alpha dormitory didn't take a nap, and they all poked their heads on the balcony to watch the two people standing at the door of the dormitory.

In the dormitory group of building 1 in the alpha dormitory area

[Tang Yuan]: Who is it?Bravely broke into the dormitory area of ​​our fierce A. (>▽<)

[Fan Yue wants to be the student council president]: Luo Zhiyu, the first grader.

[Tang Yuan]: Oh my god, how much enmity they have, and it's only the first day of school that they've become like this.

[Fan Yue wants to be the student council president]: It's hard to say.

[Fan Yue wants to be the president of the student council]: World feud + doll feud, gradually doubles with age, plus Brother Yan can't be idle, and likes to tease him.

[Fan Yue wants to be the president of the student council]: I used to make trouble once a month, let alone now.

[Zhang Shu]: Self-inflicted.

[Zhang Shu]: It's very hot outside now, someone will give them an umbrella, it won't look good if they get tanned.Xiao Yan is the face of our dormitory.

[Fan Yue wants to be the president of the student council]: Uh, it's really thoughtful, but only Tangyuan in our dormitory has a sun umbrella, and we usually don't have a sunshade.

[Soup source]: Exquisite and fierce. (>▽<)

Beside the door of the dormitory, the two of them held a broom, both facing the wall and thinking about their past.Fan Yue avoided the supervisor's sight and handed Xiao Yan a sun umbrella.

"Are you eating?" Fan Yue asked.

"I didn't have time." Xiao Yan only had a can of peach-flavored soda left in his hand, and he kept holding it in his hand when he was running.

"I'll go buy some for you." Fan Yue stretched out his hand and asked the two for their meal cards, "It's good to have some of this point, so you two don't choose."

"Meal card?" Luo Zhiyu tilted his head and thought for a while, he seemed to have stuffed it into the drawing board bag after he used it up at noon yesterday, "I didn't bring it, I won't eat it."

After spending a whole morning in the sun on the playground, and chasing Xiao Yan for three blocks, he was a little sleepy.

"Swipe Xiao Yan's card." Fan Yue took the meal card from Xiao Yan, "He deserves it."

Fan Yue went to the cafeteria to buy lunch for the two of them, Xiao Yan looked around for no one, and propped up Tang Yuan's pink sun umbrella.

"Come here." Xiao Yan said looking at the wall.

Luo Zhiyu took a step to the left, got into the shadow of the sun umbrella, snorted, and continued to face the wall and think about the past.

Director Wu, who cared about the students, asked many students along the way, and finally found two of his outstanding student representatives under the corner of the alpha dormitory area, as well as a big broom on the school playground.

Two students faced the wall, holding a small flower umbrella and standing there delicately, ignoring each other. One of them had a broom mark clearly visible on the back of his blue and white school uniform.

How much enmity can a high school student in his teens have, and both of them are good youngsters in No. [-] Middle School, Director Wu decided to persuade them to fight.

"Two little classmates, were you punished to stand?"

"Hello, Director." The two outstanding students greeted the Dean when they saw him.

Director Wu's heart trembled, and he felt more and more that good students are polite, and they only need a little correct guidance, and they will thrive in unity and friendship.

"Many people I met in my student days are precious memories of my life." Director Wu used his life experience to influence the two students, "You are still young, what big conflicts can there be, hurry up and go back to rest, Luo Zhiyu can ask for leave for military training, but Xiao Yan still has class in the afternoon."

Director Wu thought that his words played a good role, after all, the eyes of the two students moved from the wall to each other.

Director Wu decided to work harder, he caught a glimpse of the soda in Xiao Yan's hand.

"Student Luo didn't drink much water during the morning military training?" Director Wu asked.

"Student Luo." After Xiao Yan provoked Luo Zhiyu, he originally planned to leave a can of soda for Luo Zhiyu, but he was driven all the way to the dormitory area by Luo Zhiyu, and he almost didn't have time. Hearing what Director Wu said, he put the umbrella away Stepping aside, he handed the soda into Luo Zhiyu's hand with both hands, "here, this is the end of our business."

Luo Zhiyu was really thirsty, and after making a fuss for a long time, he kept staring at the peach soda in Xiao Yan's hand.

Luo Zhiyu slowly stretched out his hand, trying to catch the soda that Xiao Yan handed over.

Director Wu felt that this was the most successful moral education experience since he was promoted to the teaching director, and it was worthy of being published as a case study.

Luo Zhiyu pursed his lower lip, reached out and grabbed the buckle of the can, and opened it.

Director Wu was waiting to witness the pure friendship between the students, Luo Zhiyu was waiting to drink water, and Xiao Yan was waiting for Luo Zhiyu to calm down.

No one remembered that this was a can of soda, and Xiao Yan had already run for three streets with it, shaking to the extreme.

Accompanied by the sound of Luo Zhiyu pulling the buckle, peach-flavored soda scrambled out. Luo Zhiyu was only stunned for a moment, and then reacted. When the first small bubbles flew out, he closed the mouth of the soda can. According to Xiao Yan's direction.

Peach soda gushes out.