The Pheromones Say We Have No Chance

IOU (capitalized and bold)

[On x, x, x, Year 3, Xiao Yan, Class 3, Senior [-], helped Luo Zhiyu, Class [-], Class [-], to make up homework. Luo Zhiyu owed Xiao Yan a favor. way of debt collection. ]

[Promise person? Luo Zhiyu]

[Supervisor? Xiao Yan]

"Brother, can you show some face, I just finished the college entrance examination." Luo Zhiyu lay beside the keyboard, unwilling to move anything, "Is this here to collect debts? And this IOU, you kept it really well."

"I sent you the exam in the past few days, and I didn't bother to do my homework. You wrote the IOU by yourself, and I have the right to collect the debt." Xiao Yan took out the textbook from his schoolbag, and stuffed it into Luo Zhiyu's hands confidently, "It's not difficult, the knowledge points are all in the textbook, you can just flip through the book."

"Besides, a certain person who just finished the college entrance examination is really idle. He plays games and swims in the water. He hasn't stopped for a moment since the afternoon." Xiao Yan took the phone from Luo Zhiyu's hand, "I'm jealous .”

The homework of the physiology class in the university was done on the computer, and Luo Zhiyu's ugly handwriting was not an excuse for him to shirk this time. In desperation, he could only obediently sit at the computer desk and type the answer into the document.

"My class is terrible, so you can really rest assured." Luo Zhiyu began to examine the questions, "Aren't you afraid that you won't get your usual marks, Xueba classmate."

"You write first." Xiao Yan was handling other homework at the table, "Don't worry, if you don't know it, you can just read the book, or ask me, as long as you can hand in the homework at the end of the semester, and you just preview this class in advance, anyway, everyone It’s all about learning.”

"Okay." Luo Zhiyu clicked on the game on the computer.

"Luo Zhiyu." Xiao Yan called his name.

Luo Zhiyu: "Here."

"Correct your attitude." Xiao Yan knocked on the table, "This is a debt repayment, not a good intention to help, I will come over later and check each question one by one."

Luo Zhiyu: "..."

His intuition told him that the two situations of "He won't teach him because of Xiao Yan" and "Xiao Yan taught him after checking the mistakes" will trigger the same result. After all, Xiao Yan had a criminal record at the beginning.

"Are you still distracted?" Xiao Yan looked at him.

"I'm thinking." Luo Zhiyu kicked Xiao Yan who was next to him, but Xiao Yan grabbed his ankle, pulled it lightly, and fell on the computer chair, and began to express his dissatisfaction in a jabber, "Or Hello high school student, I will have no status in this family after the exam."

The word "home" made Xiao Yan feel happy, and he let go of Luo Zhiyu.

[Wall Grass]: Five rows?

[Cicada]: Going to play, no time.

[Wall Grass]: What are you busy with?Just graduated, it's time to play.

[Cicada]: Help my boyfriend with his homework.

[Wall Grass]: So serious?

[Cicada]: Don't you, staring at me from the side.

[Wall Grass]: Speaking of which, you went to your boyfriend's place.

[Wall Grass]: I remember you said you were in a long-distance relationship, so are you not in the city now?

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

It has never been "off-site" from the beginning.

[Wall Grass]: Speaking of which, Xiao Latiao broke up with his boyfriend recently, saying that their grades are not on the same level, and after the college entrance examination results come out, they must have a long-distance relationship, in another province or something.

[Wall Grass]: I said it's okay, Zhiyu is also in a different place.

[Cicada]: No, no, I have no reference value.

[Wall Grass]:?

Luo Zhiyu rejected the game invitation from Jing Ximing and the others, and opened Xiao Yan's textbook. The book was still half-new, and there was no name written on the title page. Luo Zhiyu picked up a pen, and slowly and neatly wrote down For the boyfriend's name, Xiao Yan's student number was also filled in.

The short-answer questions were too difficult, so Luo Zhiyu wrote the familiar analysis questions first.

【Analysis】

1. Alpha student said that there is a student union activity, and he is unwilling to write homework for physiology class, so he asks omega classmate to help with it. (√)

Reason: It should be.

2. Pheromone can deepen the connection between alpha and omega. (×)

Reason: too shallow!

3. The matching degree of pheromone needs to be tested by pheromone test paper. (×)

Reason: Premarital examination and genetic testing are also available.

4. Alphas in the susceptible period are very clingy, you need to pay more attention to them, otherwise they will feel lonely. (×)

Reason: I don't feel clingy, and I don't see loneliness. It's true that I have a bad temper, and it's easy to turn into a green-skinned orange. It hurts to bite.

5. The final marking cannot be carried out lightly, protective measures must be taken, and decisions should not be made lightly. (??)

Luo Zhiyu is not worried about the final mark. Jing Ximing said that the final mark cannot be completed if the matching degree of pheromone is too low.

After all, for some reason, the pheromone said it was impossible for them.

And they had a rebellious love affair.

Xiao Yan was discussing with Qian Shuyu about retesting the pheromone matching degree, and Qian Shuyu seemed to know something about it.

[Qian Shuyu]: Accompanying her little boyfriend after the college entrance examination?

[Orange]: Teach him something, otherwise he won't be willing to learn.

[Orange]: Taotao has a very clear purpose in doing things, and he is not willing to learn things that will not see benefits in the short term, and he has not experienced the benefits yet.

[Qian Shuyu]: ... As a beta, after getting to know you, I ate a lot of dog food.

[Qian Shuyu]: Hey, when it comes to business, I find it very strange that you don't seem to have a zero-matching degree, and zero-matching degree is not like you.

[Orange]: We are not the first case of zero matching, it seems to have happened more than 150 years ago.

[Qian Shuyu]: Wait a minute, let me ask the teacher.

"The first four questions were wrong, and you wrote them blindly. Did you write the questions with your feet?" Xiao Yan appeared behind Luo Zhiyu at some point, raised his hand and knocked on Luo Zhiyu's head, "Zhiyu Now, do you want me to fail this course and retake it next year to take classes with you?"

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

Answering the question with real feelings is wrong, it is because the question is too hypocritical.

"Okay, I forgot again, I'll switch to the usual AO perspective." Luo Zhiyu deleted a few answers.

"Do you want to take physiology class with your boyfriend?" Xiao Yan's fingertips stopped on his lips, and gently rubbed twice, "With the temporary mark of your boyfriend, if not, I will tell you after class."

"I don't want to." Luo Zhiyu refused, "You are uneasy and kind."

The little hooligan has grown up, he is more cunning than before, he can see through problems at a glance, and he is not as easy to bully as before.

Xiao Yan, who has always been ahead in grades, really wants to fail a subject at this time.

[Qian Shuyu]: I found out that the two zero-matching degrees were recorded in our college more than 150 years ago. Those two people immigrated later, so the outside data may not be tracked, but our college once had a dean with them. Keeping in touch for many years, so the data was recorded, but it was not made public.

[tangerine]:?How to say?Fairy frowns.jpg

[Qian Shuyu]: They still have a 90% matching degree. At that time, the blood test could not detect it, and the alpha was an orange-flavored pheromone. The orange flavor of No. 06 is a high-level pheromone, which is different from other oranges. of.

[Qian Shuyu]: High-grade oranges taste better than ordinary oranges, sweet or sour.

Xiao Yan: "?"

He remembered that Luo Zhiyu had scolded him for the green-skinned oranges, but he himself didn't feel too obvious about it.

[Qian Shuyu]: It’s just that the equality of pheromones is emphasized now. No one mentioned the number more than 200 years ago, and few people will read the number on the test sheet. After all, most people think that the number is just a number, but in reality There is still a little difference.

[Qian Shuyu]: There are teachers here who are engaged in research in this area. They call the pheromones with numbers below 10 excellent, but this kind of statement will be criticized by some people. In fact, it has only academic significance here. Mathematical formulas are "beautiful" and have no other meaning (desire to survive).

[tangerine]:! ! !

[Orange]: I am 02.

[Qian Shuyu]: So tall, it's too good.

[Qian Shuyu]: The teacher said that two high-levels may not be detected when they meet together, but this kind of situation is too rare, and the outside world basically doesn't pay attention.No blood test, I remember you said that your boyfriend fainted, and the test strips are fine, go when you are susceptible.

[Qian Shuyu]: The latest test strips just came out this year. Our teacher is very interested in you and has called you to make an appointment. When you arrive...

[Orange]: I will be susceptible tomorrow!

[Qian Shuyu]: ...

[Qian Shuyu]: High level is amazing.

Luo Zhiyu flipped through Xiao Yan's textbook all night, was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, washed his hands in a daze, occupied the whole bed with half-closed eyes, woke up early the next morning, and the orange next to him turned green up.

Luo Zhiyu: "?"

Luo Zhiyu: "???"

Luo Zhiyu, who was still in a daze, was pushed into the car, drove all the way to the central hospital, and joined the test team.

"Do you remember the number you gave on the pheromone test sheet?" Qingpi Tangerine asked.

"Ah?" This Luo Zhiyu still remembered, "01, that number is meaningful? Don't everyone's test sheets are all 01, I thought that was the order of the testing machine."

Xiao Yan: "..."

"The excellent you deserve to know the excellent me."

The joke between the two people at the opening ceremony that year can still be fulfilled here.

"What's wrong?" Luo Zhiyu asked, "Is there something wrong?"

The alpha of the susceptible period needs more attention. This is the knowledge that Luo Zhiyu just consolidated yesterday.

Luo Zhiyu pressed the pheromone blocking spray on the green oranges a few times. The green tea flavor can block the fierce orange smell during the susceptible period.

Xiao Yan shook his head, and pressed the words he was about to say back to the bottom of his heart.

Without pheromone, he also likes Luo Zhiyu, and Luo Zhiyu also likes him. The high school years that just passed can be said to be without regret.

There is no need to worry about gains and losses. Retesting is just to get an answer.

That's it.

Luo Zhiyu leaned on the railing on the second floor, discussing long-distance relationships with Jing Ximing.

[Jing Ximing]: Oh my god, it's so hard for me, is long-distance relationship so life-or-death?

[Jing Ximing]: Xiao Latiao chatted with me all night.

[Jing Ximing]: I have a headache, I went to the hospital to see, I just arrived at the Central Hospital, I made an appointment online.

[Cicada]: Poor wall grass.

[Jing Ximing]: You said you were with your boyfriend, not in City X, so I didn't let you accompany me.

[Get it]: Actually, I...

Jing Ximing and Luo Zhiyu, who had just entered the hospital lobby, met unexpectedly.

Jing Ximing: "?" Someone said to be in a long-distance relationship with her boyfriend, leaning on Xiao Yan's shoulder and swiping her phone happily.

Luo Zhiyu patted Jing Ximing's shoulder, "It's a bit of a coincidence."

"What are you two doing?" Seeing these two acquaintances in the hospital, Jing Ximing felt his head ache even more, "Tomorrow the college entrance examination will give out marks, although the art test scores are high, the culture class is not a problem for you, But you should be nervous."

"I'm nervous." Luo Zhiyu said, "I even posted on Moments that day that I didn't perform well, and they all scolded me for being a whore."

Jing Ximing: "..."

"Come here with Brother Yan to test the matching degree of pheromones." Luo Zhiyu said truthfully, "At least we have known each other for so many years, and we both care about face, and we are not willing to get zero points."

"You're right." The grass on the wall clenched his fist, "Are you confident this time?"

"Yes." Luo Zhiyu clenched his fist.

"Maybe I can take the test this time, bah, how much can I test?" The grass on the wall clenched his fists.

"Not too demanding, just want a passing grade."