The strongest BUG in the entertainment industry

This time it wasn't just the cashmere picking, there was another person. Shen Ban looked at it for a while, then suddenly took out his mobile phone, looked at today's trending pictures on Weibo and compared it with this person, and suddenly realized, " Ah, it’s you, Mao Feng, didn’t the Internet say that you went abroad to film? Why are you here?”

"Don't pay attention to him." Xie Lun came over, pulled Shen Ban's sleeve and walked out, "Don't get together with him, let him lead you into trouble."

"Oh, my brother Xie, you can't keep misunderstood me like this. I just don't like tidying up things very much. Look, I'm not very tidy now." Mao Feng smiled and patted Xie Lun on the shoulder Xie Lun narrowed his eyes, let go of Shen Ban and pointed to Mao Feng.

"Leaving aside your unrestrained appearance, why did you appear here? When I handed you over to someone else, I told you that you should be obedient and don't disappear from time to time. I'm afraid your manager is here right now. Damn it."

"Ahem." Mao Feng coughed, "Don't worry about these details. I have been working continuously for more than a month, and I just want to rest. I don't want to participate in that fashion week at all. I have to wear it every time." That kind of tight clothes, it feels like they are going to strangle my intestines out, wow, Brother Xie, you have to help me, I don’t want to go.”

Shen Ban hugged the kitten, one person and one cat tilted their heads to look at Xie Lun and Mao Feng, all with puzzled expressions on their faces, Cai Rong covered his mouth, and secretly took pictures of this scene, with a click, Shen Ban turned his head Looking at Cai Rong, Shen Ban showed a smile and motioned for another shot.

"It's quite narcissistic." Cairong muttered to himself, clicked and took a few more pictures, Shen Ban picked it out, ahhh, that cat is so cute, I want to hug it.

Interrupted by Shen Ban and Cai Rong, Xie Lun glanced at Mao Feng, and made a phone call in his pitiful eyes.

"Hello? Yes, Mao Feng is with me. He must have gone to pick cashmere. The two came here together."

"It's said that I don't want to participate in the fashion week. That's fine. This person deserves to be beaten. If you want to die in the future, you can beat him. It's not just about the face. You are tall and big, but you can't beat this little boy? What a gentleman, Let him be obedient first, you say Shen Ban? He is very obedient, what a good boy."

After hanging up the phone, Xie Lun looked up and saw Cai Rong and Mao Feng who were looking at him with strange eyes. They looked at each other, Shen Ban, is he a good boy?No, no, if you ignore the things he did, Shen Ban is really a good boy.

Shen Ban, who was still teasing the cat, raised his head blankly. A moment later, a kitten with a cute smile nestled in his arms, making a synchronous expression, as obedient as he wanted, as cute as he wanted .

The official immediately released the news of Mao Feng's disappearance. This person escaped, and now it is unknown where he fled. I hope that viewers who find him will notify the official immediately, and they will go and bring him back!How could it be possible to let Mao Feng go like this, the damn thing is about to get on the plane and let people slip away.

In the car, Shen Ban took out his mobile phone and searched Mao Feng on Baidu, and sure enough, he found some interesting news.

Mao Feng, this person is fit and fit, with a wild atmosphere all over his body, and his acting is also good, but his main talent is a fashion model. His height and figure are his innate talents. Walking on the stage, Especially eye-catching, countless designers use his figure as a template, hoping to invite him to try on the clothes he made.

But it is a pity that Mao Feng is not only wild in appearance, but also wild in his heart. What he dislikes the most is the kind of clothes that are tightly bound. In desperation, the company had no choice but to promise enough benefits for Mao Feng to participate, so Mao Feng was hailed as the most successful artist in history because he made the company compromise.

At the same time, Mao Feng also has a rather resounding nickname, "Luo Run Xia", because this person has reached a certain level of unrestrainedness. He does not know when he will run away. It's not bad like a savage, and almost put the manager in the hospital, so Xie Lun temporarily took over this person.

That period of time was simply a nightmare for the two of them. Every time they went out, they would have a stinky face. Xie Lun disliked him for being too unrestrained. He can wear a set of clothes for more than a week without changing them!If there is no cleanliness, he will soon be forced out of cleanliness.Mao Feng disliked Xie Lun's pedantry, he followed the rules in everything, and was not free and easy at all.

But after trying to sneak out several times and failed, Mao Feng finally saw the power of this pedantic manager. He still has nightmares, seeing Xie Lun standing by the wall watching after he climbed over the wall. Looking at him, as if waiting for him to jump down.It's really crazy, every time Mao Feng plans to escape, he will see Xie Lun standing where he wants to escape.

The pissed-off Mao Feng shouted loudly that he wanted to leave. He couldn't stop himself. At this time, Xie Lun would take out a stack of sub-contracts and tell him seriously that his current behavior violated the contract. If he continues this kind of behavior, he will file an appeal and give Mao Feng a popular science on how much he will pay. Mao Feng was frightened at once, and he retreated into his room obediently, and found himself in two days later. Be deceived by him.

Then he continued to escape, to be deceived, and the cycle went on and on. Before the arrival of the new manager, Mao Feng didn't let Mao Feng escape once. Mao Feng looked at Xie Lun crying, and almost begged the boss to let him go. .

After experiencing Xie Lun's experience, Mao Feng restrained himself a lot. At least he behaved well on really important occasions. Fans also like his troublesome appearance from time to time. As long as Mao Feng doesn't have any problems, The company just turned a blind eye and returned him to the original manager. Seeing the former manager, Mao Feng almost burst into tears, and jumped on him. A pervert.

Cairong was the only artist in Xie Lun's hands at the time, and he was still on the rise. He was also the only one who witnessed Xie Lun's ruthless suppression of this guy. Perhaps it was the most embarrassing time he had ever seen himself. Mao Feng actually had sex with this little girl. They got along inexplicably, they ran to Cairong if they had anything to do, and they didn't care about whether men and women were close or not. The media had already seen Mao Feng's true face, and they didn't expect Mao Feng to come to Cairong at all. Do something poetic.

"Brother Xie, where are we going?" In the car, Mao Feng sat on the seat and looked at the scenery outside, "I don't seem to know this place."

"I don't know where this is, but you dare to follow the velvet." Xie Lun sighed, "Don't be so stupid all the time, you don't know when you are sold."

Shen Ban burst out laughing, the kitten meowed, as if agreeing with Xie Lun, and Cai Rong couldn't help but say so, Mao Feng cut, "Okay, I understand."

Because they were going out for fun, Xie Lun didn't say where they were going. It wasn't until they got there that the four of them got out of the car and saw the piece of solid ice, which turned out to be a big skating rink.

"Considering that in the script, the male protagonist has a scene on ice, I chose this place. I specially hired the host for a day, and Shen Ban is here to have fun. I have experience whether I study or not. I am hungry and tired. There is a great restaurant outside." Xie Lun nodded, very satisfied with his arrangement, "In addition, there is an underwater museum nearby, if you are interested, you can go to see it together, of course, hide your identities well, if the three of you are exposed Maybe I can’t get out and go to this underwater museum.”

The three of them said yes and ran to change into skates and skating clothes, skating!They haven't played for many years. The earliest time was when they came to the school in primary school. They still remember that they fell several times. Shen Ban slowly changed his clothes and saw that Mao Feng and Cairong had already run out, and Successfully fell a somersault on the ice, Shen Ban laughed out loud, impatient to eat hot tofu.

Xie Lun changed into his clothes, but not his skates. The kitten was put in his arms. Unlike Xie Lun who didn't plan to go down, the kitten's eyes were full of curiosity towards the ice skating surface. She escaped from Xie Lun's arms and went inside to have a good time.

The kitten was so naughty, Xie Lun had no choice but to carry the kitten into the skating rink, different from Cai Rong and Mao Feng, Xie Lun could skate, although Shen Ban was unfamiliar, but after a few tries, he could barely skate. Sliding twice, watching the practice of the three stumbling, Xie Lun squatted down and gently placed the kitten on the ice. The kitten shivered, raised its front foot, and staggered. When it got up, it frantically wanted to go back, but it slipped one after another. After falling three or four times, Xie Lun stretched out his hand, and the kitten crawled directly along Xie Lun's arm to his shoulder. Trembling and never going down again.

Xie Lun sighed, turned his head and tapped the kitten's forehead lightly, "I told you not to go down, now I know I was wrong."

The kitten meowed and showed its cuteness to him, Xie Lun smiled, squatting a cat on his shoulder, and slid to the place where the three of them practiced.

"How about it?"

Shen Ban's slipping was almost decent, "Not bad."

Mao Feng has lived a lot in the wild, and now he is holding on to the railing firmly, "Well, it's fun."

Picking Cashmere has a strong balance ability, and she is even better at skating than Shen Ban at the moment. She began to try to slide for a long distance, "It's really interesting, I don't know how long I haven't played like this."

In the end, the four of them took a cat to rest in the rest room to warm up. Mao Feng looked for a topic with a smile, "Oh, Brother Xie, you said you came here because Shen Ban had a scene on ice? Shen Ban, you Wouldn't it be in "Anecdote of the Tomb", or the leading actor? Wow, I'm here too."

"Huh? Is that so?" Shen Ban asked curiously, "What is your role?"

Mao Feng paused strangely for a second, and then said with the corners of his mouth twitching, "A butcher."

Cairong and Shen Ban looked at each other and laughed in unison. Xie Lun pushed his glasses and continued to read. Mao Feng covered his face and screamed when they laughed, "I knew that this kind of role is really unworthy." , not handsome at all."

"Then why are we laughing that the character is not handsome." Cairong shook his head, "You know, although you have always been a wild character, you know it."

"Actually, just looking at your face, you look like a little boy with no strength." Shen Ban followed Cairong's words and said, "Actually, I still admire this director for being able to invite you to play such an imposing role. .”

The three laughed and laughed, Xie Lun took them to have a big meal, Cai Rong and Mao Feng opened the room and went up to rest, leaving Xie Lun and Shen Ban still down there.

"Would you like to go to the underwater museum?" Xie Lun suggested, "It is said to be very beautiful."

"Then let's go." Shen Ban picked up the kitten, "I really like pretty things."

The underwater pavilion is not so much beautiful as it is shocking. The two of them looked at the surrounding seawater in the pavilion, went deep into the bottom of the sea, and could see the sea fish swimming in the lower reaches of the bottom of the sea. A person with a deep-sea phobia might come here directly. I was so scared that my legs went limp and I didn't dare to move anymore.

Walking on the bottom of the sea, the kitten felt salivating inexplicably looking at the fish swimming around. Shen Ban put it on his shoulder, and continued the journey below under its soft meowing sound and trampling on the meat pads. As the water gets deeper, many fish that cannot be seen on land also show their shapes, some are beautiful, and some are scary.

"It's so ugly." Shen Ban sighed looking at the strange fish, "But after watching it for a long time, I think it's cute, ugly and cute."

After a while, Xie Lun looked at a small octopus not far away and said, "This one is quite beautiful, it is unique in the bottom of the sea."

Shen Ban looked at the place he was pointing at, and said after a moment of silence, "Did you see it? The brightly colored ones on the bottom of the sea are all poisonous. The blue-ringed octopus is very poisonous. If you take a small bite, you will hardly survive." of."

"Oh..." Xie Lun clicked his tongue, "Sure enough, you can't underestimate anything."

They continued to walk, and there was no one in the distance, Shen Ban stopped, "Hey, will you really stay with me all the time? Didn't you lie?"

"I always thought you wouldn't ask this question in the end." Xie Lun stopped and looked back at him, "I should be able to treat you as my younger brother until one day you marry a wife and have children and no longer need me appear."

Shen Ban looked at him, "Why? We obviously have nothing to do with each other, why would you sacrifice yourself for others? Are you the Holy Father? Do you do this when everyone begs you?"

"Of course not." Sheron looked at him, "Do you think everyone is special?"

Shen Ban laughed, out of breath, and finally raised his head, "This is what you said, if you regret it, I will come to you."

"Sure enough, he is a childish child." Xie Lun stepped forward, pulling Shen Ban's wrist and walking out, "I have to guarantee everything before I can feel at ease, it's really..."

The pleasant play was over, and the three went back to their homes satisfied. Shen Ban finally started to watch the plot. Shen Ban no longer needed to audition with others by himself. This role was reserved for him. Xie Lun was very stubborn. He It was said that only the leading actor, Shen Ban, would take the role, and the other roles were completely ignored. The director probably thought a lot, and finally decided to let Shen Ban play the leading role, not only for Shen Ban's fame, but also for the sake of Shen Ban. partner's acting skills.

To be honest, Shen Ban has acted in two movies and two TV series, but these four are all popular, and his acting skills are really good, not to mention that now because of the plagiarism incident, almost the original creators of the whole network They are all on Shen Ban's side. This is not a small force. If one person gives Amway, even if there is only one fan to watch, it will be a huge number, not to mention, it is impossible to have only one person.

The character design of the male lead in "Anecdote of the Ancient Tomb" has the most pen and ink. Shen Ban only took a rough look at it at the time, but after looking carefully this time, he discovered many details that he hadn't seen at the time.

As a family of tomb guards, the ancestor of the hero was a master of yin and yang. This master was a close friend with the current emperor. The emperor rescued him several times, but there were always people fighting for the throne. They rumored that the ancestor was killed. They took him away, but actually dragged him to a certain place. When the ancestor finally came back, the emperor had been killed. In order to avenge his friend, the ancestor used the forbidden book and was punished by heaven. Since then, his descendants have withered. Unfortunately, the ancestor is a Being cautious, he packed up all his things and ran to his friend's tomb to be the gravekeeper. Then he picked up an orphan outside, trained him and told him that he must guard the things here.

The male protagonist always listens to this as a story, although his career as a gravekeeper seems to only exist in novels.During the day, there is generally no bad idea of ​​anyone coming to the tomb, and even if it is to rob the tomb, there will be movement a few days ago. The male protagonist will do some part-time jobs during the day, buy some basic daily necessities, and go back to guard the tomb at night. .

Shen Ban looked at it and thought it was very funny. The male protagonist is a very contradictory young man. On the one hand, he has taken over modern education, thinking that the grave guard and the monsters in the coffin are fake, but at the same time, he He has been performing this duty all the time, guarding the cemetery, and even though he is poor, he never thought of giving up.

The male protagonist has never entered the tomb, because it is called stealing without asking. The male protagonist is very clear that he is just a janitor, and all the things in it are not his own, and he will not take the valuables inside. When there is no work to do, he will exchange one or two pieces of broken antique pieces for tens of dollars. He is quite a principled person.

Only such a male protagonist can be so surprised when he sees the antiques full of tombs, and accept this setting so easily. He is a person full of personality and charm. The middle is not inferior, but occasionally, the hero will find that these antiques always look at him with a trace of nostalgia.

The stories told by the antiques are interesting and embarrassing. The hero always listens to this kind of story and never falls behind, but he is always the calmest person in it.

Yupei looked at the hero and said with a smile, "You really look like him."

Who do you look like?Yupei shook her head and stopped talking.

The author has something to say: wow wow, it's finally over, I'm exhausted these days, I'll start pampering the three thousand little fairies tomorrow, and, as you may have noticed, the lawsuit Shen Ban fought in the last chapter actually didn't win. There is no result, and public opinion wins. The plagiarist admits to plagiarism and deletes the article to apologize. This is already a relatively good ending. As for the lawsuit, forget it...