The strongest BUG in the entertainment industry

Bi Li: Of course, the male god has a fan group. It was originally a group of our fans. You didn’t build an official fan group, the male god. In the end, agent Xie contacted us and helped us integrate the fans.

Banban: Ah, brother Xie didn’t tell me, so what’s the matter with you?

Bi Li: Cough, male god, have you forgotten that your birthday will be in a few days, we just want to help male god hold a birthday party, and now the male god is in place!

Banban: Oh, so when is my birthday?

Shen Ban looked at the date and thought for a while, but he still couldn't remember his birthday. He didn't nod until he found out his ID card and looked at the date on it. It really would be a few days later.

Bi Li: Goddess...you are so funny, you even forgot your own birthday.

Ban Ban: Well then, give me the address. There should be nothing to do recently. My cat and I will try to go.

Billie: Wow!Great, man god man god, and one more thing!Now that you have agreed, when will the fan group be converted into an official fan group? I was lucky enough to meet a great writer to come to your account. During this period, I have turned countless corners and used all kinds of relationships. , crying and chirping.

Banban: ...Why don't you ask Xie Lun?

Bi Li: QAQ, Manager Xie is very busy. I haven't responded to the message I sent a month ago.

Banban: Well then... I often use this account, and I usually turn off the function of adding friends. Today, you are lucky, please pull me into the group.

Bi Li: QAQ I know, today is the seventh day in a row that I have added friends.

Banban: ... rubbing her brain.

Soon Shen Ban received an invitation from a group, Shen Ban rubbed the nape of the kitten's neck hair, the kitten rubbed against Shen Ban and acted like a spoiled child, and smiled, Shen Ban hugged it, "It's really a surprise, Right."

Clicking to accept the invitation, Shen Ban entered the fan group and watched the various chats inside.

Banban Saigao: Welcome newcomers, welcome to Shen Ban's fan group, there are all kinds of new resources here.

My male god is here: Welcome newcomers, Sahua!

The poisoning is deep, there is no cure: ww, will the male god really come?If we can't get in touch, haven't we done white work?I'm so worried.

Light Green: Yes, I can only trust the group owner. Manager Xie is so busy and can’t even be contacted, QAQ

Bi Li: Ahem, everyone, be quiet, I have successfully practiced to become a male god!Cheers!

In an instant, all kinds of swiping screens appeared, and various diving parties appeared, all of a sudden, "Really?" 'Pan Shen couldn't see clearly, and the group leader couldn't stop shouting several times. They seemed to be excited, and many of them even sent emoticons that were so happy that they deformed.

Reluctantly mobilized all members to silence, the group leader sighed helplessly.

Bi Li: Oh, everyone, don't be so excited, yes, after seven days of being banned from adding friends, I was finally picked up by the male god!I also chatted with the male god, and the male god also agreed to participate in our birthday party. Of course, the excitement is more than that. Suppress yourself, don't get excited in such a hurry.

Bi Li: What I can tell you is that I invited the male god into this group, that is, the newcomer just now, that is to say, the male god has seen all the news just now.

The group leader turned off the mute for all members, but, in silence, a group of people who did not speak, just when everyone was stupefied, the group leader quickly promoted Shen Ban to administrator, and in the surprised eyes of everyone, he retired .

Banban Saigao: I'm not dreaming, am I? The newcomer I just welcomed is the male god himself? !

One sentence finally broke the current deadlock, the screen swiped up again, Shen Ban still couldn't see what was said, and sighed.

Banban: Everyone, slow down, I can't even see what you are talking about.

In a word, except for some quick-witted ones, no one spoke anymore, they waited quietly for Shen Ban's words.

Ban Ban: That’s how good I am. I just found out that everyone is going to hold a birthday party for me. I’m very happy. I’ve been growing fat at home these days, and it’s good to go out for activities. Xie Lun doesn’t have time, so she should bring the kitten there. So don't make too much noise, it's a bit timid.

Ban Ban: Don’t keep adding me as a friend, I won’t open it up, I just opened it very casually today, please ask the group owner to count the list of people who want to go, and then I will give you a gift, which is my little reward, haha Haha, it turns out that I am such a gentle person.

Ban Ban: I actually forgot my birthday, but I never thought that there would be such a person to help me think about it, um, that’s it, everyone, please take a screenshot, I’m leaving.

With a puff, everyone in front of the screen couldn't help laughing when they saw this sentence. Of course, even if he didn't say that, he would have taken a good screenshot. He was relieved and joined the author group, friends Still talking about the lipstick color, Shen Ban glanced at it a few times, and there was only a slight difference in color.

Banban: Everyone, you buy cosmetics every day, don’t you know how to eat dirt?

Fanquan: Oh, my Ban Ban, you're here, don't you know how to put on makeup before performing?Won't it hurt your skin?At this time, all kinds of skin care products are needed, Dang Dang Dang, of course, there are still few such as dried onions that are bought every day.

Dried Onions: God, I was stabbed in the chest.

Wisdom: Gancong, you just ask him like this, you say, male god, you let yourself go all day in the play, aren't you afraid that everyone will be run away by you?

Scabbers: As it turns out, no.

The girl's heart broke out: By the way, I heard that your fans have prepared a birthday party for you. I am relatively close to Zhizhi, and I plan to participate in it. Will you go?

Banban: Ah, I just got the news. I’ll go there if there are no special circumstances. There’s still one week before my birthday. I need to prepare a gift in return. Think about it, it’s a dark day again. The guardian is not at home, so I can’t ask him to help.

Wisdom: Hahaha, Manager Xie is very busy these days. I have a good friend who is a makeup artist. She told me that I have been busy recently. It is not so easy to compete for the right to sing X song, let alone Rong didn't sing before, and his qualifications were low, so it's difficult now.

Banban: Yes, I have been away for several months, and I only come back occasionally. I have finished filming.

The girl's heart is bursting: male god, why do you think you are gay again.

Banban: Don't flirt in front of real people.

After chatting like this for a while, counting the days, Shen Ban began to plan his return gift, and soon the list of the group owners was sent over, with more than 100 people. Shen Ban heaved a sigh of relief, and began to contact postcard sellers nearby, asking for 1000 To prepare for future troubles, the postcards arrived very quickly, and they were delivered the next day, so Shen Ban began to sign slowly, and signed their names one by one according to the list, and wrote a sentence.

Although I knew it might be slow, I didn’t expect that this writing took me all day, and at night the kitten meow meow meow meow meow to eat, Shen Ban rubbed his wrist, he hadn’t written so many words for a long time, for himself and meow After the kitten finished dinner, Shen Ban was lying on the sofa, a TV series was playing, and Shen Ban didn't know what to do, so he kept on playing like this.

"Isn't it a bit too simple?" Shen Ban picked up the kitten and looked into its cute eyes.

Kitten: Meow meow?

"Sure enough, it's still too simple. Everyone puts so much effort into it. I should repay you with some snacks."

Kitten: meow meow...

Before Shen Ban could figure out why, a phone call came in. Shen Ban took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Xie Lun.

"I heard that your fans held a birthday party for you? Did you contact you? Anyway, it's better to go this time. You haven't had much communication with your fans in the past few years. You can cultivate them well now."

"Well, I have already agreed." Shen Ban replied with a smile, "I was just thinking, what kind of gift do I need in return? I thought it would be troublesome to have to sign at that time, so I signed it first, but I always feel like too easy."

"Okay." Xie Lun said helplessly, "In fact, they will be very happy with whatever you give them. Of course, if you are willing to spend your time, everyone will be happier. Find something that is more troublesome, and it is best to make it yourself. "

"Let me think about it..." Shen Ban was silent for a few seconds, "Ah, I thought about it, you are very busy now, I won't bother you, goodbye!"

Shen Ban hung up the phone after speaking, Xie Lun looked at the phone that was hung up without saying a few words, and sighed helplessly, forget it, Shen Ban has never seriously regarded him as a manager, most of them are A friend who can talk freely, but he is really looking forward to it, a gift from Shen Ban.

Everyone would like the one-and-done method, including Shen Ban, and a seal can do many things. Shen Ban bought props and spent the last few nights carving out several small cartoon characters. It was relatively simple, and finally It was almost over, Shen Ban looked at the time, and couldn't continue to procrastinate, so he quickly ran out with the kitten and a full set of props,

Unexpectedly, no one recognized him along the way, Shen Ban heaved a sigh of relief and continued on his way.

In a certain hotel, everyone has been waiting here early, the cake has already been reserved, and they are just waiting for Shen Ban to come over.

A young girl kept looking outside, "Sister, why hasn't the male god come yet? Is there something wrong with him?"

"Don't worry." Another girl who was more mature than the previous girl comforted her, "It's not yet time, he will definitely come, not to mention, if he doesn't come, he will definitely tell us."

After another 10 minutes, finally, in the anticipation of everyone, Shen Ban ran over, panting and breathed a sigh of relief with his hands on his hips, "Haha, I'm not late."

In an instant, everyone almost screamed in surprise, and Shen Ban immediately hissed at them, telling them to be quiet and sit next to an empty seat, Shen Ban sent the cat in his arms to the person next to him, asking him to take a look .

"Everyone wait for me a moment, there is still one thing I haven't finished." Shen Ban pulled the back of his back to his chest, and with a crash, various tools fell on the table. Everyone came over curiously, and saw that Shen Ban was skillful. carved hand seal with tools.

"Just look at it, don't try it." Shen Ban carved the last point bit by bit, and said, "If you are not careful, you will hurt your hand. I have to use up a lot before I become proficient."

Everyone nodded and nodded, the male god is awesome, the male god can do everything, ahhh, he is indeed a male god.