Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

Because of being the youngest, when Yang Yi and Yang Yi appeared in the class for the first time, the class was so lively that it was as if they had been notified that there would be a spring outing for two days.The pot exploded.

As a result, it has been a week since the start of school, and every time after class, a group of people are still crowded in front of Gu Qixi's seat, and they come to play with him in front of him.

Anyway, Gu Qixi is short (...), sitting in the first row, with the podium table and aisle in front of him, the seat is already empty.A group of people around is not too crowded.

Because of this, everyone worked tirelessly to create a sense of presence in front of him. Gu Qixi, who didn't pay much attention to primary school life, somehow saw the difference between primary school and junior high school.There are even signs of being infected by elementary school students.

Sitting in the seat, watching a girl not far away pour water into the bottle cap, and play a game of clinking glasses with her good friend. Drinking water has to be sipped in the bottle cap one by one, and she plays for herself while drinking , said in his mouth, "Your Majesty, this cup of poisoned wine, the concubine drank it." After drinking it, she said "Ugh" and fell on the desk. Another girl rushed over and pulled her Arm shouted.Gu Qixi felt an inexplicable sense of joy watching it, and thought it was very funny.

There was also a female classmate who went to the canteen downstairs to buy snacks and wanted to share with Gu Qixi when she returned to class.Another girl was standing next to her.The girl's greedy nature is well known in the class, she stood eagerly in front of Gu Qixi's desk, and said to the girl, "Can I have one? Just one. I'll treat you next time."

The girl hesitated for a moment, then took out a stick from a pack of hot sticks and gave it to the other party: "Here."

The other party took it happily, and ate that one. Not long after turning around, he came to her again: "Can you give me another one? I will definitely treat you next time!"

Less than a few words with Gu Qixi, the girl who was disturbed said, "I'm gone!"

"I will definitely invite you next time, just one."

The result is of course one after another, until a pack of spicy strips is exhausted.

This unique way of getting along with children only makes Gu Qixi, who has been an adult many times, witness the life attitude that children should have, and feels very fresh.

There is no great pressure or responsibility. The biggest troubles every day are not finishing homework, not knowing whether their parents will let them watch TV when they go home, and losing the newly bought pen.Let Gu Qixi, who was fighting with others on the battlefield not long ago, witness "what are you doing", "what are you doing", "you are sick", "you are sick", you pat me on the shoulder, I Hitting you for a while, and finally ending the "violent conflicts and disputes" with "don't want to eat my spicy sticks next time, and don't even want to read my comics", I deeply feel that the world is peaceful and life is stable.simple is the best.There is a feeling that you can comprehend the true meaning of life in a second, and shave your hair and return to vulgarity.

Because Gu Qixi is small, with fair skin, red lips, big eyes, and two small dimples on his face, he looks very harmless and cute.Coupled with the fact that he is the youngest and has the best academic performance, all these factors have given him a "unique" status in this simple and direct environment.Almost no one in the class would dislike him and would not want to play with him.

Snacks don't need to ask others to "give me one", there are a lot of people who buy them and offer them to Gu Qixi.After class, there are even more people looking for him to go to the playground to play.Even if Gu Qixi refused, saying that he didn't want to go, and stayed and stood in front of Gu Qixi's seat, there were still a lot of people playing other small games with him.

During today's class break, several children played "brain meridian sharp turn".

Gu Qixi raised her head, patted her chest and said loudly: "I know everything, you just ask."

So it was originally a game of guessing and answering each other, but suddenly it defaulted to a game where a group of people came up with puzzles to entertain Gu Qixi.

But who knew, Gu Qixi, who was confident that he would win, encountered a problem before the first question.

A boy smiled and said: "There is a word that everyone will mispronounce. What is this word?"

Gu Qixi thought for a while, and couldn't say it for a long time: "This, that..."

The system came up with an idea and told Gu Qixi a lot of uncommon words: "Yu? Ning? 槑? Elementary school students probably don't know these words."

Gu Qixi wrote these words on the paper like a living doctor: "Is it these?"

A group of students were dumbfounded.

"Wow, Xuesong is so good, he knows a lot of words."

Gu Qixi thought he was right, and cheekily accepted the compliment: "It's okay, it's okay."

Then Yang Yi, who was sitting at the same table as Gu Qixi, thought about it, and said, "Is it the word 'wrong' that everyone pronounces 'wrong', right?"

The classmate who originally figured out the mystery was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Huh? Ah, yes, that's it."

Gu Qixi said "Hey~": "It can still be like this!"

Another girl said again: "Then what should I do if I lose my ID card?"

The system was dissatisfied with the fact that it had lost to a virus, and quickly said, "Go to the local public security bureau to report the loss, and then take the household registration book back to the place of birth to re-apply for a new ID card." It didn't believe it could go wrong!

Gu Qixi repeated it again.

Still stunned by what a group of children said.

Yang Yi felt that his brain had made a sharp turn, and the answer should not be like this, so he tentatively said a different answer: "I lost my ID card, just pick it up?"

The girl clapped her hands and said with a smile, "Yes!"

The system panics.

"Why can't you break an egg with a hammer?"

"How is it possible!" While saying impossible, the system program ran quickly, and began to simulate the possibility of hammering the egg but not breaking it. After five seconds, he said: "It is certain that the egg has been modified by some methods, and the density has reached the density of the hammer. The above is why it cannot be broken with a hammer! Lord God, I have 32 ways to increase the density of eggs above a hammer, can you tell them?"

Gu Qixi already understood, and said, "Oh, you must be wrong."

The system is still insisting: "These methods are definitely achievable! Absolutely indestructible!"

Gu Qixi said: "If you hammer an egg with a hammer, the hammer will definitely not break it."

system:"……"

A group of elementary school students smiled happily: "That's right!"

System: "..." This group of people is terrifying.

"Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, the only son is named Da Ming, the second son is named Er Ming, what is the name of the third son?"

The system finally understood this time, and shouted excitedly: "Xiao Ming! Xiao Ming!"

Gu Qixi: "Xiao Ming."

"Correct."

The system flew and rotated at high speed in the sky: "Yeah! Yay!"

Gu Qixi looked up at the sky, thinking that his own system was really becoming less and less like a system.I am becoming more and more like a person, with his emotions, happy and unhappy, and able to express my emotions.

Then the guessing game ended, and Gu Qixi and Yang Yi joined hands to win the championship.

A group of kids started chatting and spanking again.

The center of the topic naturally revolved around Gu Qixi.

The few boys who often fight around in the class, beat other boys' buttocks, or do other actions, and speak yellow accents, are somewhat restrained in front of Gu Qixi.But when he saw a group of girls playing around Gu Qixi, he couldn't help but gibberish and said, "Is Xue Song dating Ouyang?"

Ouyang is the class flower of their class, she wears skirts every day, she is especially good at dressing up, and she is a very pretty girl.I usually disdain to play with boys, and I don’t know how to ask others to "give me one, give me another one" to eat. In the class, I can be regarded as the "flower of Gaoling".Such a child took the initiative to play with Gu Qixi, and often stuffed Gu Qixi with various food, so it was often rumored that she fell in love with Gu Qixi, making everyone in other classes know about it.

Gu Qixi said: "No, don't wrong Ouyang."

The girl named Ouyang snorted, and said proudly to the boy: "You just can't find a girlfriend, so you are jealous of Xuesong's popularity, so you are talking nonsense."

When Ouyang said that, the boy blushed and stammered: "I, I can't find it! I, I lost my first kiss."

Because of the TV, the children now are not like Du Mingzhu's previous generation, they are very precocious.Not only do they know who has made boyfriend and girlfriend with whom, but they even know things like "first kiss".

Ouyang said with disgust: "Who are you cheating on, it's you."

She pointed at Gu Qixi: "I still believe Xue Song didn't have his first kiss."

The boy jumped angrily, and asked Gu Qixi: "You, you, your first kiss must still be there!"

Gu Qixi thought about it for a while, and felt that he was losing face at this time, and he absolutely couldn't admit it.He said, "Of course I don't have it!"

Yang Yi stared, and couldn't help looking at Gu Qixi.

Boy: "You lied!"

"I don't lie to people." Gu Qixi stuck out his tongue and made a face: "Trick people into eating instant noodles without seasoning."

Oh, this poisonous oath is really powerful.

Blinded a group of students.

Yang Yi began to feel sad and wondered when Gu Qixi kissed another girl, why he didn't know.

Then he began to comfort himself. During the past few months, when he was sleeping, Gu Qixi hugged and kissed him several times. That girl must not have kissed her as much.There is an inexplicable feeling that I have won.

"Then who is your girlfriend?" The boy asked stubbornly, "I don't believe it!"

Gu Qixi's eyeballs were dripping: "Who said that the first kiss must be given to a girlfriend."

This kind of tone of "I am the king of popularity" and "kissing is so simple" really shocked a group of people.

Not long after, the rumor that Yu Xuesong was very popular with girls quickly spread among the fifth and sixth grade students.It was said that it was well-organized, and Ouyang became a member of the lying gun, and everyone believed it.

It even spread to the teacher's ears not long after. During a parent-teacher meeting, the homeroom teacher found Du Mingzhu on purpose, told her about Gu Qixi's "falling in love with girls", and sued her to the parents.

In the evening, Du Mingzhu approached Yang Yi and secretly asked him if Gu Qixi really made friends with girls.

Yang Yi felt troubled, and wanted to say that Gu Qixi really had a good relationship with many girls, and a group of girls secretly liked him.But he felt that it was definitely wrong to say that, and it might make Gu Qixi scolded.So for the first time, he lied in front of Du Mingzhu: "No, Xuesong is very good. Those male classmates are jealous of Xuesong's popularity, so they are talking nonsense."

Du Mingzhu breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good, that's good."

She was very afraid of children's puppy love. People in that era regarded puppy love as a fierce tiger. Once children got involved, they felt that they would think about it all day long, decline in their studies, and become "bad".

"Xiaoyi helped Auntie look after Xuesong, you can't let him get a girlfriend at school, you know." Du Mingzhu said: "With you here, Auntie can rest assured."

Yang Yi nodded obediently: "Yes."

Flying beside Gu Qixi, the system whose eyes covered the entire room secretly rolled its eyes in its heart.

Leave Gu Qixi in the care of the virus?I'm afraid that I will be taken care of by others, so I will be taken care of on the bed.

Fortunately, both of them are children now, even if they really sleep together, they won't think about it at all, otherwise the system will really be desperate.No matter how much I lied to Gu Qixi, if the virus really attacked Gu Qixi, the system would not be able to stop it, and Gu Qixi would immediately realize that he was lying and cheating him.

Hey... why hasn't the daughter of the world appeared yet? Hurry up and let the main god complete this task and retreat in time.The system is a little tired.

It said to Gu Qixi: "Lord God, remember to take the second middle school exam in junior high school, the daughter of the world is there."

Gu Qixi casually said "Ohhh".

This careless attitude made the system even more depressed.It seems that since Gu Qixi knew that "Virus" had another lover, he had a feeling of being careless and careless about everything.

"Anyway, it's the same as Liu Xinyue, just let her graduate from university safely and find a good job." Gu Qixi said, "If there's any difficulty, I'll just watch her from the sidelines."

The system is helpless: "Yes..."

Gu Qixi turned over on the bed and continued watching his cartoon.

Unexpectedly, half a minute later, Gu Qixi suddenly sat up from the bed.Looking at the system, he looked puzzled.

"Wait, I remember that Yang Ci is an entrepreneur, his family is far from here, right?"

The intuition of the system is not good, but he still said: "Yes?"

"Then in this world, how did the virus interfere with the daughter of the world?" Gu Qixi became suspicious: "Judging from the identities of the two of them, it seems that they won't have any contact, right?"

Oops.

The system didn't expect this at all.

After a quick search of the identity information of the daughter of the world and Yang Ci, she began to make nonsense: "Daughter of the world was taken by her parents to a banquet in the second year of junior high school. At that time, Yang Ci knew the daughter of the world and paid attention to it. "

When Gu Qixi heard this, she became angry again: "This bastard, no kid in the second year of junior high school will let him go."

The system secretly wiped off the sweat: "Yes, yes."

Gu Qixi sulked: "I don't want to talk to him anymore, he is not at all like the virus I know."

The system felt guilty: "Yes, yes."

It began to pray that Gu Qixi would never recognize who the virus was, and pass through this world safely.Otherwise, Gu Qixi, who knows the truth, will be so angry at that time, it can imagine...

The author has something to say: The next chapter is the Dafa of the passage of time.

Qi Xi and the virus will definitely recognize each other, don't worry.You see, the author and I will basically not abuse the two of them in the process except for the ending in each world, and now Qi Xi has realized that he likes viruses, so the misunderstanding of love rivals will basically not appear again.The reason why the system does this is purely the fault of the author.Because I think Qixi always pays attention to him because the virus is a virus.To make Qixi understand, even if he discarded the virus and his "virus" status, no one reminded Qixi.Qixi will also really, time and time again, take the initiative to fall in love with viruses, so this plot was arranged.This time, although there is no clear purpose communication with the nature of "knowing who the target is" in the previous few worlds, but like now, without knowing who the virus is, the two of them gradually understand their own intentions as time goes by , and then suddenly realize that I have fallen in love with the other party unknowingly, which is not bad.This is the normal process of falling in love, without predicting in advance, and not knowing who the other party is, after interaction and communication, the relationship is finally confirmed, and you know who your future partner is.Wouldn't it be quite a surprise if Qixi finally found out that the person she liked was not "someone else" but a virus.The real "no matter you change your identity or appearance, I can still fall in love with you again and again".There are so many worlds in front of them, and there is no chance for them to have a good relationship. This world deliberately buffers it so that the two of them can stick together.

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Two days ago, I saw that everyone said that the system was not good, so I wanted to come forward and explain to take the blame for the system.I just saw yesterday's comment after writing this paragraph, well, it's just an answer.Thank you for your comments, and thank you for the support of the shredder, okay.Anyway, the author, I think that what you say is wrong is because my writing skills are not enough and the plot is not arranged well, so you can say whatever you want to say.

Finally, thank you for your follow-up, haha. (╯3╰)