Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

Yang Yi felt that he had almost reached the limit of his patience and could hardly hold on anymore.

Standing in the toilet cubicle, there were many students who came out of class to go to the toilet outside. Through a door, he could clearly hear the conversations of the boys outside.

It is obviously a very normal scene, but what is abnormal is that Gu Qixi is blocking him in the toilet cubicle, using an extremely dangerous and ambiguous posture to "wall-dong".

After a year, the boy who finally grew taller and became more and more handsome and beautiful, at this time one foot was on the toilet seat, and his left elbow was pressed on his knee.The other hand grabbed his collar and pulled himself towards him.Doing rogue-like movements, squinting his eyes, and showing a provocative smile at the corner of his mouth.The heads are very close, as if you can clearly feel the other person's breath as long as you feel it with your heart.The voice in the voice-changing period was a little hoarse, and he whispered "still want to run?", which made people helpless.

Yang Yi admitted defeat and compromised, looked at Gu Qixi and said, "Xuesong, stop making trouble."

Gu Qixi snorted: "What are you hiding from? Do you hate me so much?"

Yang Yi begged for mercy: "You are still young, this kind of thing..."

Gu Qixi loosened the palm of Yang Yi's collar, patted his clothes, and then slowly slid down the palm against the clothes, the soft and warm palm feeling passed through the school uniform to the body below, making him People are delusional.

Yang Yi's Adam's apple twitched.

In the end, the palm stopped at a deadly position, pressed on it and squeezed lightly.

Yang Yi gasped, and suppressed his voice: "Don't make trouble!"

"You say I'm making trouble?" Gu Qixi threatened: "If you have the ability, you continue to hide? If you have the ability, you escape from here? Let everyone outside see, Yang Yi from the student union, and Yu Xuesong between classes The two of them stayed in the toilet and didn't know what they were doing, and then gossip spread all over the sky?"

Yang Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "You..."

Gu Qixi pouted, very unhappy, and his hands became more and more irregular: "You have changed, obviously it wasn't like this before."

Yang Yi held Gu Qixi's hand: "Don't get angry."

When Gu Qixi heard it, non-stop was even more excessive. He shook off his hand on his wrist, and went to untie Yang Yi's belt, like an impatient idiot.

Yang Yi quickly stretched out his hand to pull his pants, deeply afraid that Gu Qixi would do something impulsively.

Then at this time, the door of the toilet was knocked hard from the outside.A boy shouted: "How are the people here? It's been a few minutes?"

Just as Yang Yi was about to speak, Gu Qixi squinted at Yang Yi, as if you could escape if you dared to.

Then he took out a small robot from his pocket and threw it on the ground with his backhand.

The robot fell to the ground and fell to the ground. There were a few clicks, the joints moved, and it got up from the ground neatly, and got out from the gap in the door below.

The attached horn says to people outside: "Excuse me, my master is going to the bathroom."

The people outside were taken aback for a moment, then laughed: "Hey! It's Yu Xuesong's robot."

"Is Yu Xuesong here?"

Some people gathered around curiously.

"My master has a stomachache after eating something bad, and he is in a bad mood now, please don't bother him."

"Wow, I can really talk to people." A boy said enviously, "Yu Xuesong is too talented."

"That's right, he's only a sophomore in high school now, and Western University has sent an admission letter because of this. It's crazy in the school now, if only I could do the same."

"Artificial intelligence, right? It feels like watching a sci-fi movie, it's awesome."

Someone else began to tease the robot: "What is the next sentence of Chunmian Bujuexiao?"

"Smell birds singing everywhere." The little robot said: "There are still two minutes and 32 seconds before class starts. Please take the time to solve your physical problems so that you can prepare for the next class."

Of course no one will listen to it obediently, a boy said: "Sing us a song? Will you?"

"..." There are a thousand and one hundred reluctances in my heart, but because of the "rules", the little robot can only say helplessly: "I give you the song "Heart", I hope you will like it. Balabala, patapata~. I My heart is oh~ hot for you~pengpengpengda~."

"Wow, it's really singing." Everyone was amazed.

"Can you dance? Try moonwalking?"

The little robot had no choice but to sing and dance obediently, bouncing on the ground stepping on the rhythm.Because the joints are fixed, the smooth movements must be mixed with a little clumsiness from time to time. The small body is jumping and rolling on the ground, and the display screen on the head has a lifeless face, which looks dull. Very cute.

A group of people laughed and marveled, applauding again and again.

Listening to the voices outside, Yang Yi said to Gu Qixi: "You little robot, you are quite powerful."

Gu Qixi: "Don't try to change the subject."

Yang Yi raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay."

Gu Qixi took out Yang Yi's treasure, took a look at it and commented: "It's not worth it."

Yang Yi dared not speak out, he could only beg for mercy: "Xue Song, be good, don't do this."

Gu Qixi pursed her mouth: "Don't you like me? Why do you always reject me?"

Yang Yi raised his forehead: "You are too young."

Gu Qixi puffed out her chest, with a yellow accent on her face calmly: "Where is it young? I am not young anymore. Even the bottom is the same, you can touch it."

Where does it need to be touched, Gu Qixi seizes the opportunity to strip herself naked and send it in front of Yang Yi every day, and has seen it countless times.

During the stalemate, the little robot outside had finished singing, the preparatory bell in the corridor rang, and there were far fewer people outside the toilet.

Yang Yi waited for a few minutes, and managed to pull up his pants to preserve his virginity.He listened to the movement outside and made sure that there was no one there.Suddenly he lowered his head and kissed Gu Qixi.Gu Qixi was overjoyed, thinking that Yang Yi had finally compromised, and stepped on his feet to meet the kiss.Passionate and fiery.Yang Yi put his hands on Gu Qixi's waist, and led him around the toilet cubicle without a trace, moving from the position inside to the side facing the door.

Then, taking advantage of Gu Qixi's deep indulging in the kiss and being unprepared, he turned the lock on the door back with his backhand, and before Gu Qixi could react, he pulled away and ran away.

run away? !

Gu Qixi remained in a hugging posture dumbfounded, looking at the empty place that disappeared in front of him, the door was thrown open forcefully and was still shaking left and right in accordance with the laws of physics, making a creaking sound, as if ruthlessly mocking Gu Qixi for being beaten People play tricks.

After being stunned for three seconds, a distraught voice sounded from the toilet: "Yang Yi——!!!"

……

Gu Qixi stood outside the classroom window with a dark face, looking at Yang Yi who was sitting upright and listening to the class.

The students in the classroom noticed Gu Qixi's arrival and showed questioning eyes.Gu Qixi shook his head, lowered his head, took out a pen and paper from his pocket, wrote a line, and stuffed it into the robot's hand.

The robot glanced at it, and a string of "..." ellipsis appeared on the electronic screen, and it grabbed the note tiredly.

Gu Qixi: "If Yang Yi dares to pretend he didn't see it, you'll make trouble by stripping on his table, you know?"

Even a red triangle scarf around the neck counts as clothes?The robot said: "Understood."

After speaking, he jumped in from the window, quickly walked through the classroom that was huge to him, ran to Yang Yi's desk and threw the note in front of his eyes.

Yang Yi grabbed the note that was thrown to his eyes, and looked down.

Then he taunted the robot twice: "You can also dance striptease, come and dance for me."

Robot: "The master told you to go back to the dormitory after the evening self-study, and you are not allowed to sleep in other people's dormitories, otherwise we will wait and see."

Yang Yi: "Why wait and see?"

Robot: "The campus network has been paralyzed, and all the TVs and computers in every class are showing your photo stickers and snapshots in a loop. How about this?"

Yang Yi: "..." Gu Qixi can't think of such a bad idea, can he?

"Why are you helping your master to help the tyrant?" Didn't you try your best to prevent him from being with Gu Qixi before?

The electronic screen of the little robot rolled its eyes vividly: "This is the only body left, and if I get smashed by the owner because of you, I will really die."

Yang Yi sneered: "Then I have to work hard to make Xuesong more angry, and smash this body quickly."

Little robot: "Will love come or not."

After speaking, he slid down the table and fell to the ground along the legs of the table, and went back the same way.

Yang Yi sighed helplessly, feeling that he couldn't read the book anymore.

But no matter how big his head was, the time still passed by little by little. After the evening self-study was over, Yang Yi dragged himself back to the dormitory with a heavy body and mind.

The door opened just now, and before I had time to see clearly what was inside, I felt my vision blur and I was dragged in.

With a slam, the door was closed vigorously, and the center of gravity of the body was unstable, and Gu Qixi pulled him down to the ground after a stagger.His head almost hit the floor.

With difficulty propping up his upper body and raising his head to look at Gu Qixi who was sitting on top of him, Yang Yi said: "Cedar..."

Gu Qixi looked a little red-eyed, and looked pitifully aggrieved: "Did you change your mind, did you not like me anymore?"

Yang Yi: "How could it be?"

Gu Qixi: "Then don't reject me, don't avoid me."

Yang Yi: "I didn't refuse, it's just that it's too early."

Gu Qixi looked at Yang Yi with red eyes, "I hate you."

Yang Yi was helpless.

There was a knock on the door outside the house, which was a reminder from the robot.

Gu Qixi climbed off Yang Yi and got back into his bed, looking very depressed.

Not long after, the bedroom door was opened, Fan Molun opened the door, saw Yang Yi standing in the bedroom and said with a smile: "Hey, I'm willing to come back."

Liang Qi, who was traveling with him, picked up the locked robot from the ground, and carefully placed it on Gu Qixi's table.

Being in the same dormitory, he knows more about how intelligent this robot is than anyone else. This is a legendary artificial intelligence robot, a great baby, not comparable to the trivial pseudo-intelligent deduction programs outside. .

That's because the producer, Cedar, has a big heart, abuses it all day long, throws it around, and doesn't worry about the program inside being smashed at all.Otherwise, if you put it somewhere else, you will definitely have to give it a careful offering, and then treat it kindly.

Glancing at the robot, then at Gu Qixi who was hiding under the quilt and didn't know if he was asleep, Liang Qi said, "Stop quarreling?"

Gu Qixi said sullenly: "Who quarreled with him! I don't know this guy!"

"I really don't know that you two had such a good relationship before. It's weird why you can quarrel for so long." Fan Molun said with a smile: "Yang Yi, why haven't you apologized to your Xuesong and reconciled. Otherwise, our dormitory It’s all too busy.”

Gu Qixi was furious: "Who is Yang Yi, I hate him the most."

Yang Yi shrugged, expressing that he was helpless.

Fan Molun and Liang Qi could only silently give him a cheering look, and went to wash up with a towel and toothbrush.

In the middle of the night, Yang Yi, who was lying on the upper bunk, listened to the tossing and turning sound from the lower bunk, stared at the ceiling, and couldn't fall asleep.

When he realized something was wrong, he turned his head and looked to the side, and found a furry head approaching him, and his big black eyes looked very conspicuous by the moonlight, looking at him without blinking.

"..." This has to be replaced by someone else, and it must not be frightened out of good or bad.

His mouth was open, but no words came out.Gu Qixi quickly lifted the quilt and crawled in, got into Yang Yi's bed, and refused to go out even if he was beaten to death.

The narrow bed was extremely lively for a while.

The two roommates next to him fell asleep, Yang Yi didn't dare to make too much noise, tried to resist several times but failed, so he could only follow Gu Qixi.

Gu Qixi lay on Yang Yi's body, lying on Yang Yi's body as if he was a mattress of human flesh, with his mouth close to Yang Yi's head, whispering to his ears: "You hide, where else can you hide? go."

"If you move any more, I'll yell."

Is this line reversed?Yang Yi said helplessly: "I don't hide, but what can I do in the dormitory? Stop making trouble."

what can be doneThere are many things that can be done.

Gu Qixi groped under the quilt twice with his palm, then raised the quilt and slid down.

Feeling the warm, soft and moist touch enveloping him, and the tingling and irritating sensory nerves sweeping from bottom to top, Yang Yi couldn't help but take a deep breath, and unconsciously grasped the blanket next to him with his palm, his nervous heart was pounding.

"No, it's too dirty..." He moved his legs dawdly on the bed, stepped back, and wanted to pull away.

Gu Qixi groaned, and pressed Yang Yi's body to prevent him from running away.

After more than ten minutes, he covered his mouth and got out of the quilt.

Yang Yi's face was flushed, and there was a layer of hot sweat on his forehead.

"Nonsense." He suppressed his voice and said to Gu Qixi: "What if others find out."

"It's not that you are unwilling to cooperate, you have to be obedient when someone is around." Gu Qixi said indifferently: "If you think this is more exciting, I don't care, the worst is being seen by others, I said I forced you, Then you'll be ruined."

Yang Yi felt that he really had nothing to do with Gu Qixi, he held Gu Qixi in his arms and kissed him twice, and said, "Little ancestor, baby, how can I be willing to show you to others."

Gu Qixi: "Hmph, I've been waiting for a year since you were my boyfriend, and you still make me wait."

Yang Yi hugged Gu Qixi: "Okay, okay, I'm the one who's sorry for you. When you're an adult, okay, I'll listen to you whatever you say before that."

"It's settled." Gu Qixi said "viciously": "When I become an adult, you must hand over all the public grain for these years with interest, and squeeze you dry."

Yang Yi smiled wryly: "Who did I learn this from..."

Xiao Ya, who was far away in the dormitory building, held a G database in her mobile phone and smiled without saying a word. She said that since she was admitted to the first high school, she was able to watch Gu Qixi and Yang Yi's interactive cute bamboo horse cp up close. Qixi was very excited to come up with suggestions.

The next day, it was time for the month-end holiday again.

Gu Qixi wore light clothes and sat on the back seat of Yang Yi's bicycle.Yang Yi was walking on the road, because the road surface was a bit uneven due to the nearby road construction, he pushed the car and walked slowly downstairs to his house.

Gu Qixi said: "Why don't you work harder and skip a grade and go to university with me."

Yang Yi: "What?"

Gu Qixi: "University can be connected to the school. When the time comes, we can find a house next to the school to live in, and we can live together in a legitimate way."

Yang Yi: "It's fine as it is now."

Gu Qixi curled her lips: "It's up to you." Anyway, he was afraid of being pushed down by himself, so he made an excuse.

Yang Yi stopped and glanced at Gu Qixi, knowing that this big baby was angry again.Looking around, seeing no one, he lowered his head, touched his lips and kissed Gu Qixi lightly.

Gu Qixi blinked, she didn't expect Yang Yi to do this, and she was pleased to be pleased smoothly.

Yang Yi said softly: "In a good mood?"

Gu Qixi snorted arrogantly: "It's okay."

Yang Yi pushed the car and continued to walk forward: "Uncle and aunt will come back later today, let's make dinner. Let's buy whatever you want later."

Gu Qixi said: "I just want to eat snacks."

Yang Yi: "If I eat a little more today, I'll buy it for you."

Gu Qixi bargained.

Yang Yi pushed Gu Qixi to the downstairs of the building, parked the bicycle in the parking lot, then took the backpack in Gu Qixi's hand and carried it on his back, the smile on his face never faded.

"Okay, listen to you."

Gu Qixi jumped on Yang Yi happily from behind, and put his palm on Yang Yi's head to mess up his hair: "I know you are the best."

From a distance, it looks like two good brothers coming home from school, chatting and fighting with each other, a warm and ordinary daily life.

——If you haven’t seen the scene just now.

Yang Ci got out of the car with a face of shock, and stepped on the ground firmly. Until now, he still can't believe that what he saw just now is true.

Yang Yi, his son, lowered his head and kissed...on the mouth of another boy? !

How is this going? !

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When Gu Qixi and Yang Yi tidied up their things and came down from upstairs, they saw Yang Ci standing downstairs with a serious face, leaning on the car and obviously waiting for someone.

Gu Qixi, who once misunderstood Yang Ci as a virus, took a look at him, took out the little robot from his pocket, pinched its cheek, and said nothing.

A few weeping expressions appeared on the electronic screen of the robot, and they fell on Gu Qixi's palm and rolled around coquettishly.

Out of basic courtesy, Yang Yi didn't ignore Yang Ci, walked over and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

Yang Ci's eyes were complicated, and his eyes wandered back and forth between Yang Yi and Gu Qixi. He wanted to be angry, but because the relationship hadn't improved for so many years, the relationship was not deep, and he couldn't afford much excitement, so he hesitated Finally he said: "Stop standing here, come with me and find a place to have a good talk."

Yang Yi narrowed his eyes.

Gu Qixi was still out of the situation and didn't know what happened, so she walked over and said, "Aren't you going to buy vegetables?"

Yang Yi looked at Yang Ci, the car behind him, and the location where the car was parked behind him.Probably guessed something, and said to Gu Qixi, "Go home first."

Yang Ci opened his mouth, apparently wanting Gu Qixi to stay.

Yang Yi glanced at Yang Ci: "Just tell me if you have something to do."

Then go out first.

Gu Qixi was confused and shouted from behind: "Yang Yi, where are you going? Where are the snacks?"

Yang Yi: "I'll be right back later."

Gu Qixi wondered: "What?"

The robot said: "Looking at the virus, there seems to be something wrong."

Gu Qixi: "Now you know that Yang Yi is a virus? How dare you lie to me before? You are brave enough."

The robot begged for mercy: "Xiaobai is wrong, please calm down."

Gu Qixi snorted: "It's good to know you're wrong."

A year ago, Gu Qixi understood his feelings in the aquarium, and not long after he confessed to Yang Yi, he realized that he probably, possibly, should have been fooled by the system.

"Virus" Yang Ci didn't care about him at all, not only didn't come to see him often, but he didn't hear from the system that he had any chance to contact Xiao Ya, the daughter of the world, for so many years.

On the contrary, the "ordinary person" Yang Yi has been by his side from the beginning to the end, silently liking him, and seeing Xiao Ya often.As soon as the system sees two people meeting, it will get angry and let itself go to join in and make trouble, separating people, and it will look very suspicious when it happens too many times.

One of the most important reasons is that I don’t understand love, and I don’t know much about human thinking until now. I am in the "imitation" stage, and soon after I understood the meaning of the word "like" from the virus, I turned my head and made progress. The probability of quickly learning the skill of "flirting with love and falling in love with the infatuated little fresh meat around you" is too small and low.

Out of uncertainty, Gu Qixi questioned the system.The coward system faltered twice, and was soon defeated by Gu Qixi's questioning, and confessed his "crime" crying.

Then Gu Qixi, who got very angry, took most of the system's world power away, and locked him in a small dark room for a period of time.Looking back, when I thought about letting him go, it was because no one showed him the way when he went out to play, so he let him do things.

After being "released from prison", the system sincerely apologized to Gu Qixi, reformed himself and said that he would never dare again.Very positively confessed his inner thoughts, and told Gu Qixi all the unusual clues he found before, as well as his own worries.

Surprised to learn that in the previous world, Fu Xinghan's "dream lover" turned out to be himself in the previous world, the power of the world that shocked the virus was able to travel through the small world and share it to other places.Instantly understood that the system's worries were not without reason - after all, even Gu Qixi himself hadn't thought the worst about the matter the moment he learned about it.

But recalling the previous conversation with Lin Lingling in the Lord God's space, as well as the bits and pieces of his time with the virus in the past, Gu Qixi suddenly took his heart back.And just as the system expected, let go of your doubts, and explained all this by saying "this is the power of love" with a big heart, and actively think about how to let the virus keep the memory of the previous world, and even The method of bringing the virus back to the space of the Lord God.

The system is a little tired, but there is nothing it can do.

if not?Continue to lie to the Lord God, break the taboo again and again, and finally when Gu Qixi really gets angry and destroys himself?

Fortunately, this time Gu Qixi calmed down and listened to his explanation, and finally forgave his deception.

After all, he is not a cruel god, and he can't destroy the system just because he was cheated once.It's just that apart from the power of the world, the system seems to have nothing to lose.So I let the system write a set of intelligent programs for itself and import them into the chip, temporarily took away most of the system's world power as a lesson, and asked it to be stored in the robot's body. Behavior to please the people around, all kinds of shame play to destroy the "weak heart" of the system.

——Never mind, the effect turned out to be quite good.

Anyway, Gu Qixi saw the little robot collapsing in private and banging his head against the wall more than once, and the screen was covered with snowflakes.Typical program loading transition, overclocked.

Gu Qixi said: "Go and see what Yang Ci is doing here? If you do well, the next world will not make things difficult for you."

The system said weakly: "Yes..."

The author has something to say: It is still a day of nuclear peace.