Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

After a "good explanation" from the Lord God, the situation became more complicated.

Lu Wenyuan and Lu Caiqin, who were only suspicious at first, now guard Mo Qing more cautiously than thieves.

The system that received a beating did not die after all. The wounds on his face and body, after Lu Wenyuan was persuaded by Lu Caiqin to go home, were easily healed with the power of the world at the request of the Lord God.This made Lu Wenyuan, who saw the system alive and kicking in front of him the next day, looked at his bruised fist in shock, and suspected that he had hit a dummy yesterday.

The system was very sad that his job was completely taken away, because except for the little time when he slept at night, he usually had no chance to connect with the main god.I couldn't send the Lord God to school on the way to school, and couldn't pick him up after school. There were two parents who escorted him all the way, which was really worrying.

In the regretful mood of the system, the main god was sent home by the two parents.After arriving home, the two adults who should have been in the company at this time did not leave, but started the recently added family talk session.

They sat on the sofa, looking at them sitting opposite each other in a well-behaved manner, with a faint smile on their faces, but there was no care and fear in the eyes of children of the same age and parents when they faced their parents. On the contrary, their calm expressions seemed to be that Lu Xindi was "listening patiently to them." ", rather than "adults painstakingly teach children not to go astray", which caused some headaches for the two parents.

Sometimes, children are too smart and too precocious, which is not always a good thing.

Today is already the third day when the matter was brought to light. Two days ago, Lu Wenyuan and Lu Caiqin came hard and soft, but the main god's attitude remained the same as his expression.The two adults discussed for a long time, and finally decided to "influence" Lu Xindi with the method of teaching with heart-to-heart and persuasion.

They have always thought that the main god and the system are both developing in the direction of "boyfriend", so the content of today's speech is mainly about that aspect.

You start to brainwash the Lord God with each sentence.

Lu Wenyuan: "Your mother and I have known each other for more than ten years. We know each other well, and now we are sure we are in a relationship."

Lord God: "I have known him for quite a long time." It is longer than the combined lifespan of both of you.

Lu Caiqin: "How long is a few months?"

The Lord God was silent: "..."

Lu Wenyuan: "When I chased your mother back then, I went downstairs to wait for her every day, accompanied her to and from school, and brought her snacks, rain or shine."

Lord God: "Brother Qing doesn't need to chase me, he also picks me up to and from school every day and cooks for me." He hasn't noticed what the two adults are implying to him until now, he just thinks that they don't allow the system to stay by his side because they are worried The system will endanger his life safety.

Lu Caiqin planned to change the concept secretly: "Then my mother used to do this every day, and she can do it in the future. You don't want Mo Qing, but you want your mother?"

The Lord God thought about it seriously, and shook his head: "No." Although the daughter of the world is important, he prefers his family's system.

Lu Caiqin was a little sad, thinking that if his son had a wife, he would not have a mother.

Seeing that his son dared to dislike his wife, Lu Wenyuan was a little angry: "What's so good about that stinky man? What do you like about him? He can't be hugged or kissed. He doesn't have any sparkle at all. Look at how cute your mother is, Don't you think it's a blessing to be able to marry such a woman?"

Lu Caiqin blushed, her eyes seemed to be shining, and she looked at Lu Wenyuan with a coquettish and angry expression.

The Lord God really answered seriously: "Can you hug and kiss? It feels good."

The two immediately exploded: "What?! That beast did this to you?!"

The Lord God was quite calm: "Of course he wouldn't do it without my permission, basically I took the initiative."

"..." The two looked at each other.

Hearing what your son said, why do you feel that he has the initiative?

Lu Wenyuan said: "No matter what, you two just can't be together!"

The Lord God calmly said: "You can't stop it." No matter from any angle, it can't be stopped.

Lu Caiqin began to wipe away tears: "Why don't you understand what parents think?"

The Lord God looked at her and said, "Why are you crying?" To be honest, if the daughter of this world is so resistant to the system to stay with her, then the Lord God must consider leaving this world and study in another world.

Lu Wenyuan immediately went over to comfort Lu Caiqin, and shouted at the Lord God: "Look at you, an unfilial son, you will only be satisfied if you make your mother sad!"

The Lord God said: "I didn't mean that." He thought for a while, stood up and said, "Why don't I leave for a while."

Lu Wenyuan said angrily again: "Where are you going? Get out of here and sit here, you are not allowed to go anywhere!"

The Lord God had no intention of talking to Lu Wenyuan at all, but when he looked at Lu Caiqin, he found that she was also staring at him, so he had to sit down again: "Okay."

The atmosphere became very bad. The two adults sat together and sighed in frustration. The Lord God just sat across from each other with a blank expression and looked at them without speaking. He regretted why the system was not here. If he was there, the situation would definitely be fine. changed.

Then, I don't know if it was a coincidence or what, just as the room fell into an embarrassing silence, there was a knock on the door.

Lu Caiqin glanced at Lu Wenyuan, and Lu Wenyuan stood up consciously and went to open the door.

Outside the door, the system was holding something profusely in sweat, and looked at Lu Wenyuan innocently.

Lu Wenyuan said angrily, "What's the matter with you?"

I am not afraid of beatings and beatings, and I am not afraid of scolding and scolding. Now I dare to come and knock on the door, which is really annoying.

The system put the ice cream in Lu Wenyuan's hand, and said: "I passed by an ice cream shop just now, and saw that a flavor that was often out of stock came out today. Xiaodi likes this ice cream very much, but he can't eat it... that, I I brought it here, can you hand it to him for me?"

Lu Wenyuan looked down at the ice cream in his hand, and then at the system, his eyes were magical.

The system wiped the sweat off his face, and apologized embarrassingly: "I'm sorry, I tried to run as fast as possible, but I can't help it, I'm still a little slow, can you apologize to Xiaodi and me? Next time..." What next time, the system stopped in the middle of talking, and I feel that it is better not to touch Lu Wenyuan's minefield at this time.

Just looking at the system's hesitant and cautious eyes, Lu Wenyuan suddenly felt extremely powerless.

He closed his eyes helplessly, squeezed the ice cream with one hand, and without saying anything, he swung his hand and closed the door.

The system stood outside the house and blinked, then stood quietly for a few seconds, feeling that there was nothing wrong with it, so it turned and went upstairs.

Then he heard the door open behind him.

Lu Wenyuan yelled at the system that was about to go upstairs: "Come in, idiot!"

Knowing that it was possible to meet the Lord God, the system immediately showed a joyful smile, and ran in quickly: "Thank you."

In the room, the main god is sitting on the sofa eating ice cream seriously.Seeing the system come in, he praised: "Not bad."

The system put its hand on the back of the head, smiled embarrassedly, and apologized: "It's still melted."

The Lord God said "Well", "It's okay."

So the system seemed to have done something very honorable, with a smile on its face all the time.

It is even more wife slave than wife slave.

Both Lu Wenyuan and Lu Caiqin saw this sentence in each other's eyes.

Lu Wenyuan sighed, looked at the system that was naturally standing next to the main god, and said, "Are you so obsessed with my child? He's just a pretty kid with no breasts, butt or butt. Willful and ignorant, he doesn't speak well, and he doesn't know how to please people. What do you like about him."

When Lu Caiqin heard Lu Wenyuan say this about her child, even though she knew the meaning of Lu Wenyuan's words, she still couldn't help but secretly glared at him.

Without any embarrassment, the system said frankly, "Because he is him."

This short sentence with good reasons left Lu Wenyuan, who was ready to refute him with a lot of words, speechless.

The system thought that Lu Wenyuan didn't hear him if he didn't speak, so he continued to add: "Whether Xiao Di is a man or a woman, young or old, I will always be by his side like this. As long as Xiao Di doesn't dislike me, don't drive me away." If you leave, I will always stay by his side and serve him."

The Lord God followed and nodded, taking it for granted.

"Understood? That's it." The Lord God said: "You think I am young and ignorant, and Mo Qing may lie to me as an adult, so you resist so much? Age is not a problem." Because I am older than the system I don't know how many times.

Lu Caiqin couldn't help but said, "That gender..."

The Lord God looked at her suspiciously: "Gender is not a problem, is it?" After all, it's not about getting married and having children, so it has nothing to do with gender.They actually have no gender.

Lu Caiqin's speech faltered, and Nuonuo said: "You are still young, don't you want to try to be with girls in the future...Maybe you will find it more comfortable than being with Mo Qing."

The Lord God said casually: "No, I only need him."

The decisive and natural way of speaking made the two adults not know what to say.

The system looked grateful and honored, feeling that he was taken care of by the main god, and that he could serve and be useful to the main god.

The Lord God said again: "Time will tell everything, anyway, when I become an adult..." I will almost leave this world when I become an adult.

Lu Wenyuan immediately grasped the key words in the Lord God's words: "Yes, yes, we can talk about something after we are adults. Before that, you two can't do anything, you know?" After becoming an adult, maybe Lu Xindi's thoughts will change.

The Lord God was puzzled: "What is it?"

The system is also searching.

Lu Wenyuan paused, and exchanged glances with Lu Caiqin.

The Lord God continued: "What?"

Lu Caiqin blushed: "You are still young, you don't need to understand yet."

Since they didn't answer, the main god went to the system when he encountered a problem: "What did they say?"

The system thought for a while, and said, "Is it something illegal?" Probably.

The main god came to a sudden.

The two parents looked at the system in admiration, thinking that this person could really talk, and summed up the indescribable things lightly.

Feeling that the following words were inconvenient for children to listen to, they sent the main god back to the room, preparing to have a good talk with the older system who could speak freely.

Lu Wenyuan looked at the system that was sitting on the sofa, followed Lu Xindi's back, and kept sticking to the door of the room until no one could see it. He cleared his throat, and said, "That, Xiao Mo."

The system retracted its gaze: "What?"

"Xiao Di isn't here, so I'll just say something straight."

The system nodded: "Yes."

Lu Wenyuan said: "Everyone is a man, and I know what you think. It's just that my little Di is so young. If you want to wait for him to grow up, you may have to wait for a long time. Good-looking and considerate men and women outside are so Why do you have to choose such a child who has not yet grown up and hang him on a tree?"

Lu Caiqin couldn't help but slapped Lu Wenyuan from behind. For some reason, she felt a little annoyed when he said that, so she slapped Lu Wenyuan casually.

Lu Wenyuan let Lu pick the piano, pretending that he didn't feel any pain.

The system blinked and understood Lu Wenyuan's words: "I won't do that to Xiao Di."

Lu Wenyuan sneered: "Pretend, keep pretending. Look at how courteous you are to please my child. If you really like Xiaodi so much, what kind of things would you not have thought about? Hehe." Anyway, it is absolutely impossible for him himself. The first time he saw Lu Caiqin appearing in front of him, he couldn't help but want to hold this person in his arms, keep her within his sight, and do whatever he wanted to her.

The system says, "Like it?"

Lu Wenyuan asked back: "Don't you like my little Di?"

The system was lost in thought.

"If you have to choose between like and dislike, then it should be like." The system said: "After all, I was born for him. Without him, I can't live anymore."

The power that ordinary people can't easily say, but the system says it seriously in front of two adults, is really powerful.

"The happiest thing for me every day is to be with Xiaodi." The system said: "If I leave him, I will feel uneasy and uncomfortable if I can't see him. Time seems to pass very slowly, every minute and every second Suffering." This is the system's personal experience in the past few days, and the tone is full of emotion.

Lu Wenyuan looked at the young man in front of him, and found that he could talk more about love than himself, he was stunned, and felt that this man was very shameless.

Lu Caiqin is a woman, and she is naturally and especially not immune to such words. For a moment, she really felt that if she gave her son to Mo Qing, Mo Qing would definitely make her son happy for a lifetime.

The firm line of defense suddenly began to crumble.

Lu Wenyuan gritted his teeth and said, "Can you guarantee that you will not lay hands on my son, force him to do anything he doesn't want to do, do what he says, obey what you say, don't betray, don't cheat, and don't do anything bad for him ?"

The system didn't hesitate at all: "Of course."

Lu Wenyuan suddenly felt that he was powerless and lost.

Sitting on the sofa, exhausted physically and mentally.

"I can take good care of Xiao Di." The system said: "As long as you don't stop me from being with him. Xiao Di must think so too. He will be happy."

The husband and wife surnamed Lu glanced at each other, and they both saw the answer in each other's eyes.

"Okay." Lu Wenyuan said helplessly, "Just be careful, our eyes will always be on you."

The system nodded: "Yeah." He was confident that his performance would definitely satisfy the two of them.

After the conversation was over and the two parents were persuaded, the system stood up, walked to the door of Lu Xindi's room and knocked on the door: "Xiaodi."

The Lord God opened the door: "Okay?"

The system nodded: "Okay."

The Lord God turned around: "Okay, come in and teach me my homework."

The system obediently followed in, and then helped close the door.

The two adults were left outside the door with wry smiles on their faces.

Inside the house, the main god said to the system: "What did you say?"

The system thought for a while: "Hmm...ask me if I like you or something."

The main god nodded: "That's it." I'm not curious what the system's answer is. "Is that settled?"

The system pondered for a while, and thought it would be better not to tell the Lord God about Lu's father and mother's misunderstanding, so he nodded: "Okay."

Then that night...

Lu Caiqin and Lu Wenyuan were chatting about today's affairs, and suddenly thought of the fact that Mo Qing's house happened to be upstairs from his house, and Lu Xindi's room was only a few meters away from Mo Qing's bedroom.

I don't know if it's unnecessary, or because of the blessing of the soul, they inexplicably want to see their children in the middle of the night.Together, they gently opened the door of the main god's room.

The moment the door opened, his eyes fell on the bed not far away.

His eyes widened in disbelief, and he found a bastard lying on his child's bed.Like hugging a doll, hugging Lu Xindi tightly, sleeping soundly.

Then a scolding sound that could wake up the whole building resounded in the room.

"—I won't beat you to death today, you bastard!!!"

The Lord God rubbed his eyes, looked at the three people in front of him, and yawned: "What's the matter?"

Lu Caiqin rushed over to see if the main god's clothes were in good condition, crying and anxiously: "My poor little Di..."

……

After a chaotic noise, the main god finally understood the situation.

He said: "Do you think he will take advantage of me?"

Lu Caiqin covered her face and cried in a low voice, Lu Wenyuan's irritable voice could not be lowered: "Isn't it?! They slept together?!"

The Lord said: "If you want to see him at night, let him come down to accompany me. Sleeping is also the same. I like him lying next to me. It feels very soft and comfortable. Can't you?"

Lu Caiqin cried even harder.

It's over, the child is bent like a mosquito coil.

Lu Wenyuan couldn't help it: "Why are you so precocious, you!"

The Lord said: "I thought my behavior was normal." Could it be that I accidentally behaved like a human again?

"Why don't you tell me what's wrong, and I'll change it." He said this sincerely.

But it went so smoothly that the two very popular people almost couldn't breathe out: "You!"

The Lord God could only look at the system in doubt, asking him with his eyes.

The system explained: "Generally, at your age, it is abnormal to sleep with anyone other than your parents." Especially in this case, the object is yourself...

The Lord God pointed to Lu Caiqin and Lu Wenyuan: "Then didn't they also sleep together?"

System: "They are husband and wife, the closest relationship."

The Lord God was very eager to learn when he didn't understand, and continued: "But our relationship should be closer than theirs." After all, the system was made bit by bit by himself.

"That's right." The system said, but at the end, it added: "However, our current identities are not so intimate in the eyes of outsiders."

Well, if you keep silent and watch the two of them talk, you will be directly classified as an "outsider".

Lu Wenyuan pointed at the system and the main god, almost rolling his eyes angrily.

The system thought it understood and said to the two adults: "Don't worry, I really won't do anything to Xiao Di. He's still young, so I can't do anything."

The Lord God thought the situation was not chaotic enough, so he couldn't help asking, "What are you doing? Is it related to age? What is it? Tell me."

The system hesitated for a moment, feeling that it would be better not to say anything at this time, as it still couldn't withstand the repeated questioning of the main god, and said honestly and politely: "It's what a husband and wife will do."

The main god gave several examples in a row: "Marry? Have a baby? Get a marriage certificate?" These are things that cannot be done if you are under a certain age.

The system nodded: "That's about it."

Lu Wenyuan couldn't hold back anymore: "Did I talk about you having sex!" Play me innocent!

The Lord God does not understand.

It's not because he is so old that he doesn't even know this.

But the main god has a lot to learn, and the previous system has not had time to guide him to understand this aspect in detail.Of course he knows that two people who like each other can live together, and then they can have children through a behavior called sex.But behind the word xx, the feeling of "ambiguity", "shyness", and "inconvenience to talk to others" cannot be experienced by the Lord God at all.Because this kind of emotion is too complicated and advanced, the main god who is not even clear about the meaning of "like each other" can't understand it at all.

So he was even more confused.

The system began to subconsciously explain again: "It's just two people..."

In the middle of speaking, Lu Caiqin rushed over and covered his mouth, preventing him from finishing speaking in front of so many people.

Because it was the hand of the daughter of the world, the system decided to endure it and not move, so as not to hurt her.

Lu Caiqin said to Lu Wenyuan: "Xiao Di doesn't seem to know anything about that, don't talk nonsense."

Lu Wenyuan was suffocating in his stomach, feeling depressed.

Lu Caiqin said to the system: "You said you wouldn't do that to Xiao Di, right?"

The system nodded while keeping its mouth covered: "Well."

Lu Caiqin said: "Okay, I believe in you." Because seeing his son's behavior, stopping it will only have a rebound effect.The legs are on their body, so could it be that Lu Caiqin can still tie Lu Xindi to the waistband of his trousers?It is better to be sparse than to be blocked.

"In the future, don't climb the walls and windows every day. If you want to come to my house, go to the front door. We won't stop you." Lu Caiqin said: "But we will come in every night to see you from time to time, you know what I mean, Is it right?"

The system blinked: "Hmm."

"Okay." Lu Caiqin let go: "It's not too late now, the two of us will go back to the room, and you take care of Xiaodi to sleep."

Lu Wenyuan gritted his teeth: "I'll install a surveillance camera tomorrow."

The couple then left the room.

The main god sat on the bed and looked at the system: "What charades are you playing?"

The system said: "It's like this..."

……

After listening to the system's lengthy explanation, the Lord God finally cleared up his previous misunderstanding: "They thought we were in the same relationship as the two of them."

The system nodded: "Yes."

Lord God: "But why do you feel like they just accepted it?" So amazing?

The system smiled wryly: "Probably I can't beat you."

That's what happened by mistake.

The Lord God thought about it seriously, and suddenly said: "That's not bad."

The system's heart skipped a beat, its eyes widened involuntarily, and it calmly held back its emotions: "Huh?"

The Lord God said: "Just now I failed to understand the meaning hidden in your conversation, now it's not bad to take this opportunity to learn about human feelings in this regard."

The heartbeat of the system gradually increased, and he swallowed: "You mean..."

Lord God: "Teach me to fall in love, System."

"!!!"

The author has something to say: the author's bad taste w.

To be honest, I think these two people are really a good match, look at the two indirect confessions of the system and the main god, yooo, who else is more suitable for each other than them.

And there is another chapter in the afternoon. φ(>ω<*) has [-] words updated today, let’s have some exciting content.