Lord God has a headache [Quick Transmigration]

Early the next morning, the virus opened the door.

As soon as he walked out, he saw a white "object" squatting on the left hand side.

The Lord God raised his head: "Get up." He stood up and said, "Go and have breakfast."

The virus squinted at him: "You haven't given up yet."

Lord God: "It is impossible to give up even if you die." After speaking, he turned his head and looked at the virus that was still standing there: "However, if you die, you will not be able to see you, so why don't you kill me yet?"

Virus closed his eyes and hid all his emotions: "Boring."

He passed by the main god and sat on a table and chair in the hall downstairs.The waiter hurried over to say hello: "Good morning, guest officer, what do you want to eat? Let's prepare it for you."

The Lord God sat next to the virus very naturally: "Just watch and prepare."

The virus stood up the moment the main god sat down, and the intention to escape was very obvious: "Where is the back kitchen?"

The waiter stretched out his hand and pointed him in the direction: "That's where it is."

"Is there any milk? Give the child a cup." The voice of the daughter of the world came from upstairs. She took Erdan's hand and walked downstairs, and came to the main god, a little puzzled: "I seem to have heard the voice of that fairy gone?"

The Lord God pointed at the back of the virus: "I don't want to see me, so I went to the kitchen with an excuse." Then he said to the little boy next to him who was sweeping the floor with a broom: "One, no, two cups of milk." He also wanted to drink.

The shop clerk stood aside and said to the two people who lacked common sense: "Miss, don't we have milk here?"

Now that farm cattle are rare, who will raise dairy cows?Except for some people in wild areas who may have the habit of drinking goat milk, they don't have it here anyway.

The daughter of the world blinked, complained about the inconvenience of ancient times again, and could only say: "Okay, okay, how about a glass of boiled water?"

Touching Erdan's still sleepy face, the daughter of the world said to the Lord: "You didn't sleep last night, did you?"

The Lord God nodded: "Yes. But it's okay, it's not a problem if you don't sleep for a day."

The daughter of the world admired the persistence of the Lord God, and cheered him up: "Come on. Actually, I feel that he cares about you, otherwise he would not make evasive actions one after another. There must be some knots in his heart that have not been opened, try harder maybe……"

After saying a few words like this, she suddenly stopped, sniffing lightly with her nose, and said strangely: "Huh? I seem to smell the smell of milk."

The main god also smelled it: "It seems to be..." He turned his head and found the direction of the smell: "It's coming from the back kitchen."

The waiter looked puzzled.Do you think this smells like milk?Impossible.

The three of them glanced in the direction of the back kitchen, and then the waiter who just said "there is no milk here" looked dreamily at the two cups of hot and steaming milk, which were brought from the back kitchen by the virus out.

Why are there two cups of things in the back kitchen of his store?It seems that I didn't see the customer passing by with something in his hand just now.

Xiaobai let out a "huh" and said, "It was boiled to kill bacteria."

The Lord God looked at the milk in Virus's hand, with a smile in his eyes.

This guy still remembers what he likes.

The daughter of the world was very active, and when she saw the expression of the main god, she immediately understood: "As expected of a god, this can be easily obtained." Then she stroked Er Dan's hair and said with a smile: "Then we can also touch the balls. Once it’s all lighted up, take a sip of milk.”

Sure enough, the virus put the fragrant milk in front of Er Dan: "Drink it."

Er Dan's eyes lit up and he let out a "wow", holding the milk and carefully licking it, he said happily to the daughter of the world: "Drink it well, mother!"

The Daughter of the World smiled and nodded: "It's delicious, you have to finish it, don't let it go to waste."

It’s just that she obviously underestimated the ancient people’s enthusiasm for food. If you put it on the modern dining table, you might be disgusted by children and waste more than half of the dairy products.Er Dan quickly drank the milk in the glass, then stared at the empty utensils, salivating.

The lord god looked at his lively little greedy cat, and couldn't help but laugh. The idea of ​​"give my milk to the child" just came up. Under the surprised eyes of him and the daughter of the world, the virus changed hands, and put another glass of milk in his hand in front of Erdan again. .

This move made them very confused, because in their eyes, another glass of milk for the virus should be for the Lord God.Then, before the daughter of the world could react, Er Dan quickly took a big gulp of the milk with her hands and feet, and the grunting sound was particularly obvious.

He couldn't help saying awkwardly to the Lord God, "Sorry."

The Lord God blinked and said "no".Then he couldn't help but look at the virus standing aside, searching.

I seem to be tricked by a virus?

Virus turned around quickly and found another table nearby to sit down.

"The temper is so awkward." The main god muttered, and moved from the original seat to the side of the virus with a smile: "Let's go together."

The virus stood up again.

"..."

These successive slaps in the face immediately plunged the surroundings into an embarrassing situation.

Er Dan, who still doesn't know how to read words, drank the last bit of milk with relish, licked his lips, and said sweetly to the "kind man" who gave him milk: "Thank you, big brother!"

The virus finally spoke: "I like to prepare it for you next time."

For the first time, the Lord God understood what it was like to be jealous.

It's fine if he doesn't give himself milk, he's an adult who has lived for an unknown number of years, so of course he won't compete with a child for food.But what is the difference in attitude towards the virus?He can't even compare to a kid who just met?

"Hello." The Lord God was a little unhappy.

The virus said again: "After breakfast, I will take you out to play." It seemed that the main god was not present at all.

With a bang, the Lord God couldn't bear it anymore.Hitting the table hard, he stood up and walked out.

The daughter of the world hurriedly said: "Hey, son! Where are you going..."

Before she finished speaking, she looked at the main god who seemed to have left in anger, turned around and came back again.

Standing in front of the virus, he said dryly, "I want to go too."

The virus said nothing.

The Lord God said to Erdan: "Dandanxi, don't you want my brother to go with you? My brother can buy you a lot of delicious and fun things."

Erdan immediately said pleasantly: "Really? Good!"

So the Lord God snorted proudly at the virus, as if saying "If you don't take it, don't take it, I'm not going with you, I'm going with the child".Xiaobai floated in the air, thinking that it was really the first time he saw the main god make such a naive move, and he had learned a lot.

Then after a breakfast, the four of them had a full meal.The virus took Erdan out to play.The Lord God made up his mind to follow by his side, so he joined in very naturally.At this time, the daughter of the world is still Erdan's mother, so of course she will accompany her.The four set off together.

But as he walked, the Lord God finally saw something was wrong.

It seems that the virus is really centered on the child's dick, ignoring the other two people throughout the whole process.

Where do you want to go to play, what do you want to eat and other inquiries are relatively light.In short, no matter what request Erdan puts forward, the virus, which is a god, will satisfy him without reservation.Even in the process of chatting with Erdan, the natural phenomenon of "rainbow" was mentioned in the topic, and when Erdan asked "what is a rainbow" with a puzzled face, the virus waved its hand and dropped a piece of real... Local showers covered the sky within [-] meters with dark clouds.Then not long after, the rain faded, the clouds cleared, and a rainbow appeared in the sky.

The jealous jar of the main god who witnessed all this was about to be overturned.The daughter of the world was also puzzled after seeing it, and wondered what the hell was going on with this fairy?Don't use this trick to please your sweetheart, what can you do to a child so hard.

——Could it be that he is Erdan's biological father? !

When the rainbow of seven colors appeared in the sky, the main god and the daughter of the world thought of such a possibility at the same time.

The main god began to call Xiaobai in a series of life-threatening calls: "What's going on, what's going on? Who is Er Dan's father?"

Xiaobai said: "It's not a virus, don't worry." He has lived in this world for hundreds of years, how could he have a child who is only a few years old with a village girl.

"That must have something to do with it, you can check it out for me!"

Xiaobai then transmitted the trajectory of the world in this world, including the future fate of the people in front of him, to the head of the Lord God: "Look."

After reading it, the Lord God said: "The daughter of the world will become a fairy in the future, and Er Dan will die because of it?"

Xiaobai briefly explained: "The daughter of the world was originally a fairy in the past, but because she violated the rules of heaven and had an affair with human beings, she was relegated to the human world and was punished. If she wants to return to the heavenly realm again, she has to live with human beings in the mortal world." Completely cut off the mortal bond, all the people around her died in front of her, suffered so much to understand the sufferings of the world, so that she no longer cares about the world, and the gods in the sky will come down to return her the fairy power of the daughter of the world."

"But now the key key for the daughter of the world to change from a mortal to a god - the step of obtaining the power of the gods. Most of the gods have been slaughtered by the virus today, and the little gods who survived by chance will never dare to appear In the case of the virus, unless the virus leaves the Daughter of the World or returns the active power to her, I am afraid that the Daughter of the World will not be able to complete the task until the end of her lifespan in a few decades."

In other words, whether the tasks of this world can be completed, and whether the daughter of the world can be ranked in the fairy class again, the key lies in whether the virus is willing to help.

The Lord God said: "I thought she had traveled from the future, so she is a fairy?"

Xiaobai said: "The gods know the past and the present, and it's not surprising that they know the future. It may be that something went wrong in the process of demoting the daughter of the world to the mortal world, and she accidentally retained that part of the memory. "

The Lord God let out an "oh" and asked again: "Then why does the system treat that child so well?"

Xiaobai also couldn't figure it out: "Yes, why?"

In this way, the group of four played with doubts until the evening sun set. The daughter of the world suddenly found the main god mysteriously, and said to him: "After a day of observation, I have come to a conclusion..."

The Lord God raised his spirits: "What?"

"That fairy seems to be dying soon."