Tea Ceremony Trouble

Before learning the orthodox tea ceremony, it is not difficult to learn several simple tea arts. The most vivid example is "tea outside tea".

Teas other than tea are teas such as cassia tea, wolfberry tea, persimmon leaf tea, and bamboo leaf tea.Compared with those famous teas that are complex and cumbersome and require sophisticated techniques, this kind of tea is more concise and applicable.

So even ordinary people have learned the brewing method and always prepare the materials for backup.

——"Teaching you how to become the first step of a gifted tea master sought after by virtual practitioners"

Today is also a sunny day. The majesty of the autumn tiger finally rested.

So the two members of the "Dream Mercenary Corps", who are now famous and notorious in the future, rolled over to this barren little planet non-stop under the affectionate encouragement of the captain, and widely cast nets for their scarce tea master talents.

90.00% of the talented tea masters are in the hands of the Tea Masters Association. Unfortunately, this "mercenary regiment" consisting of eight members is all virtual manipulators.

Although their self-control is extraordinary, they can't help being a vigorous man.Every time I see a good tea, it's like seeing a big girl with a virgin/boy in 800 years. I can't control it, and I'm still 8v1.

What's even worse is that the group of tea masters still want to take Joe, like a snobbish father-in-law who makes things difficult for a simple and honest son-in-law.

The calm team members hugged the captain's thigh and said, "No, no!" while helping to quench the poison on the knife.

... No matter how you look at it, it seems that the danger level is S-level, and it will be transferred from a normal mercenary group with a license to a dangerous group that will be jointly hunted down by the "Tea Masters Association for Slaughtering".

In order to prevent this phenomenon from happening, the deputy captain and the military adviser jointly suggested to the captain: Go find an excellent tea master seedling and let us destroy it... Let us educate and train him, and when he grows up, he can help all the team members make tea Now, think about it, there is really a kind of pleasure in raising a daughter/son... No, a sense of responsibility!

Quickly detected nearby planets with signs of life, and then found this planet, which was casually named number 1567029, which was translated as "Crow Star" in Interstellar Common Language.

Adhering to the principle of picking up leaks is to pick them up from humble places.Blowing on the thermostat, drinking synthetic coffee, and playing interstellar poker, all the members of the "Dream Mercenary Corps" unanimously decided to throw away Wu Sheyuan, a well-behaved and obedient junior who had just joined the mercenary troupe. Go out and be a coolie.

Considering this junior's irascible temper, confused wayfinding ability and slightly lower average IQ.The seniors of the friendly mercenary group still decided to send a senior and a junior from Shiyuan to pick up their cute little seedlings in the future.

This person is called Lezheng Yu.

His surname is Lezheng and his given name is Yu.He surnamed fifth, and the younger generation named Sheyuan had the same surname in the same way.

"Maybe you were one family [-] million years ago." The captain smiled gently and gracefully. "Hurry up and take care of your lovely relatives... Chirp~"

The main reason was that Le Zhengyu, who was so frightened by that "chirp" that his hair turned upside down and his face was bloodless, calmly adjusted the glasses disguised by his own virtual manipulator, and said very seriously, "Then, captain, I will take the fifth out." gone."

After finishing speaking, he came to Wu Sheyuan's room, knocked on the door pretendingly, and then decisively pushed the door in. The younger generation who played late last night, is still sleeping, and has no idea what happened, never Pulled up under the quilt.

"Up fifth, there is a new task."

"what?"

The junior who got up from the bed, with short black hair in a mess, and a blue shadow under his eyes, who looked very dazed and innocent, uttered such a question in doubt.

...It really affects the prestige of the dream mercenary group too much.

Lezheng Yu sighed silently, "Urgent mission, speed up and down—"

"Okay, it's so noisy, senior Lezheng, you're so annoying!" Wu Sheyuan jumped up quickly, changing clothes and putting on socks very skillfully, obviously used to being called up suddenly to perform "urgent tasks".

Lezheng Yu who was rejected by his junior was very sad, especially being rejected by such a mindless junior.He sighed silently again, and turned around first to prepare to drive the small starship.

Fifth Sheyuan passed by the teahouse and saw the seniors sitting safely, he was a little puzzled, "Hey, seniors, aren't you going to carry out urgent tasks?"

The captain serenely showed a compassionate smile, like a certain holy goddess in a distant legend, "Lu Citang is still checking the launch procedure of the small starship, and setting off at the same time is afraid of accidents, you go first, we will go to other planets to investigate later .”

Lu Citang is a military advisor and mechanical overhauler of the Dream Mercenary Corps, so Wu Sheyuan said "Oh" naturally when he heard such an explanation, and said, "Then be careful, I'll go with Senior Lezheng first."

After speaking, meeting Lezheng Yu's benevolent eyes for some reason, he sat in the launch preparation cabin of the small starship.

"Little Fifth is still so cute."

"The captain was so calm just now."

"As expected of our Yushu Lingfeng's smart and witty captain."

"Where is there." The captain illuminated everyone with the glory of the goddess, and casually took a sip of coffee, "Next time, I will change the excuse. I have used this excuse for the third time, and if I use the fifth one, I will become suspicious. "

The Fifth Sheyuan, who had no IQ at all, sat in the central protective cabin of the starship and asked, "Senior, are you coming or me?"

Le Zhengyu, who was very weak, waved his hand, "Come here."

"Oh." In the next instant, Wu Sheyuan's aura completely changed, and that image of respecting seniors and being a bit stupid disappeared all of a sudden.

After poking open his virtual controller disguised as a wristband, Wu Sheyuan's voice became calm and arrogant, even hiding an imperceptible irritability.

Control buttons glowing with silver light gradually appeared in front of them, freely arranged to form a horizontal arrangement pattern, and some buttons were condensed and floating on the side, which should be commands that are not needed at present.

Pressing a slightly larger control button, silver light overflowed from it and connected various parts of the small starship. Wu Sheyuan tapped a few symbols with one hand, and the starship flew towards the endless starry sky like a sharp arrow.

The arrangement and combination of the control buttons is constantly changing, sometimes a few float up, and sometimes sink a few, Wu Sheyuan's hand speed becomes faster, his fingers fly around without hesitation whether he presses the wrong button, and he does a few casually. With one command, the speed of the starship became faster and faster.

Le Zhengyu looked at the serious junior with his feet up, stretched his body and leaned on the operating chair in peace of mind, no matter what, this junior was indeed a very reliable person.

Arrival number 1567029, Witherstar.

"By the way, senior, what is our urgent task?"

"..."

"senior?"

Something very reliable... This kind of weak thinking is really an illusion.

The translator on the collar of the fifth junior was adjusted to translate the minority languages ​​commonly used on the planet of Withering Crow.

Le Zhengyu began to explain, "Look for young children who are gifted tea masters, and bring them back to become dedicated tea masters for our mercenary regiment."

"Will children be troublesome?"

Just as troublesome as you are.Lezheng Yu thought so, and suddenly felt his heart was broken, "Yeah."

"I heard that children are very fragile. Let's go buy milk powder, baby bottles, paper diapers, saliva towels and cradles. By the way, we should buy some toys to prevent him from crying, and tell him fairy tales at night... Who said it, Captain?"

Le Zhengyu slapped Wu Sheyuan on the shoulder with his palm, "Listen, such a small child, we rough men can't support him."

"The captain can't support him?"

"...Yes, he is the same."

Le Zhengyu suddenly didn't know what to say. Could it be that the captain is like a mother in Wu Sheyuan's heart?Thinking about it makes me shudder.

I have never had a normal childhood, and I only saw Wu Shiyuan on the optical brain about the supplies needed to raise a child (baby). Hearing what my senior said, I didn't intend to get entangled, and soon made a plan.

The plan is as follows:

1. Find a child with tea master talent.

2. Take it if your parents agree, and take it if you don't agree.

Lezheng Yu who saw the plan "..."

Fifth Sheyuan "Senior?"

"Fifth." Le Zhengyu raised his glasses, and a sharp white light seemed to flash on them, "Have you thought about how to implement the first step?"

"at this time."

Fifth Sheyuan said slowly.

"You should bring Senior Lu here."

Lu Citang is a military adviser, and the plan and implementation steps are all formulated by him.

"After all, I am the main attacker and not responsible for the strategy. Speaking of it, Senior Lezheng is really useless."

Le Zhengyu "..."

After tidying up his juniors, Lezheng Yu happily found that his mood had improved a lot, so he smiled and asked Wu Sheyuan to prepare some ordinary "tea other than tea" utensils.

There were very obvious marks of redness and swelling on the left side of the face, and the expressionless Fifth Sheyuan asked, "Senior, what is your plan? I don't know why there is always a bad feeling..."

Le Zhengyu said in a very inscrutable manner, "Fifth, have you ever heard a philosophical story about the ancient earth called 'Jiang Taigong fishes, and those who wish to take the bait'?"

"Although I haven't heard this story before, I almost understand the meaning. I don't think you, senior, have heard the word 'high cold'."

Le Zhengyu felt that there must be something wrong with the smart translator, why did he hear a mocking tone from his well-behaved junior.

However, Lezheng Yu's plan is indeed very simple and rude. He will hold a small competition, and the reward will be 5 interstellar general coins. Children under the age of 12 will be allowed to participate. The competition event is the simplest "tea outside of tea".Even if it is an entry-level tea, the quality of the tea will be known by the practitioner as soon as he drinks it, and it will definitely be the fastest way to detect whether the tea maker has the talent to become a tea master.

Speaking of which, tea masters generally appear only a few among the great aristocrats with intricate blood ties, and all of them are recruited by the tea masters association.

The chances of a talented tea master appearing among ordinary people are so small that even the tea master association doesn't bother to pay attention.Not to mention that tea masters also need to be cultivated by aristocratic families, and it takes countless financial and material resources to cultivate them.Only big families can bear such a price, and common people really don't have that kind of capital to instill energy.

So even if there is a child who is talented as a tea master, he will not think about becoming a tea master, and the parents will only think "Hey, the scented tea made by my child is better than other people's", and they will not go astray at all. Go up in the direction of the tea master.

Over time, it was common sense that common people had no tea masters. Although Le Zhengyu brought his younger generation to this remote planet to look for tea master seedlings in a serious manner, he didn't intend to really find out.The competition held was also very small. If you really want to cultivate a tea master, everyone in the dream mercenary group can make a lot of fanfare... High-profile enough to attract the attention of the whole star, and by the way, try to eliminate all forces racking their brains An □□lai's subordinates...

So what is the purpose of the captain.

Le Zhengyu, who was still puzzled, couldn't help but analyze his heart to Wu Sheyuan.

"Even if you say so, senior." The autumn wind rolled up the fallen leaves and floated in front of his eyes, very sad and desolate.The boy with black hair and an indifferent expression said calmly, "It's too much for such a small game."

There was absolutely no one in front of me.

Who would believe that two ordinary young men with good looks at most can get 5 interstellar coins as a reward for a small competition!

No one with a brain will believe it, okay!

So standing in front of a small stall, with all kinds of tea making utensils on the wooden table in front of it, and a whiteboard next to it with cool competition rules and rewards written on it, two young virtual operators, lonely, no one cares about them.

"Although I have never done such a thing before, but senior, I suddenly feel that it is so embarrassing."

"That's right...according to this progress and screening scope, it is estimated that it will take us about 200 years to complete the task and go back to meet the captain." Le Zhengyu said to him very indifferently.

"It's not as good." Fifth Sheyuan touched his wrist, suddenly murderous, with endless coldness and cruelty on his face. "I'd better go to the leader of the planet and ask him to obediently offer up the boys and girls on the planet. After we check it out, if there are no good seedlings, go to the next planet?"

"All virgin boys and virgins still sound like a lot, why don't we let them screen internally... No, fifth, think about it, this is too much noise, not everyone knows that our mercenary group is recruiting tea masters Yet?"

"Senior, think about the owe/abuse of the Tea Masters Association. All geniuses don't bother to send them to your door. Those who send you to your door must not be geniuses. We can't find geniuses like this."

"Scary fifth, what you said is so reasonable, I'm almost convinced by you. Does the translator have an IQ bonus?" Le Zhengyu replied with some distress.

While the two were discussing, a young man wearing a slightly old-fashioned white shirt, with white gauze tied around his eyes, and his mid-length black hair neatly tied behind his head, with a pale and gloomy face asked, " Excuse me, is the tea art competition here?"

At this time, Chu Fengci is like an angel who saved the leader of the planet and the chastity of all the boys and girls (...).