Tea Ceremony Trouble

Chu Fengci slept uncomfortably.

He felt like he was back when he was very young, and his father carried him through the amusement park, where there were gorgeous fireworks set off in mid-air, and colorful candies distributed by clowns inside.

Then in the next moment, he was sitting on the roller coaster, rushing down at extreme speed, the wind blew his short black hair, and he felt a severe dizziness, mixed with slight pain.

Finally Chu Fengci woke up.

—Dreams are always absurd.He never had a father, let alone ride a roller coaster at an amusement park.

His throat was tingling and thirsty, indicating that he had indeed been in a coma for a long time.His lips were moistened with water, it seemed that someone was very careful taking care of him.

There is still a vague darkness in front of my eyes, but I can vaguely feel the shape of light and shadow, with a hazy dark halo.A voice next to him asked, "Are you awake?"

Chu Fengci blinked in a daze, and the previous memory slowly emerged.He found the corresponding voice in his memory, and asked carefully, "Senior Lu?"

"Eh?" Lu Citang said in surprise, "Fifth mentioned me."

"No, Senior Lu." Fifth Sheyuan dismantled the stage with a stern face, very dissatisfied with Lu Citang's behavior of greeting him first.

Chu Fengci is a very harmonious person who can talk to people as long as he has the heart, and his social skills can be described as first-rate.Just when he realized that he could have a pleasant chat on the topic of Wu Sheyuan, he was temporarily cut off by Wu Sheyuan, so he had no choice but to say: "I heard that last time."

Lu Citang seemed to have forgotten when it was, tried hard to recall, and let out a meaningless long sound "Mmm—"

"The last time you said 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" I have a mental retardation "."

Lu Citang showed a somewhat angry expression for a moment, he laughed awkwardly twice, grabbed Wu Sheyuan and beat him violently, hitting his knee directly on his soft abdomen, and said softly: "It must be I remember wrongly, I am usually the most refined, how could I say such vulgar words."

Fifth Sheyuan let out a muffled snort, the feeling of his knee pounding his internal organs made his stomach churn for a long time, and finally he swallowed the fishy sweetness in his mouth.

After bullying the patient, Lu Citang didn't feel guilty at all, and asked Chu Fengci's current physical condition with a smile, and then earnestly asked if he would like to have some porridge, what kind of soup he likes for dinner--the fifth direct question. His eyes were all wrong, and he had a look of "Senior, are you trying to poach my corner?"

Lu Citang thought to himself that Wu Wu was really a big deal, how good he was when he first came here, but now he is getting less and less affectionate.

Thinking of this, he didn't have time to spare, he tore off a thin piece of paper, and took out a dilapidated pen with a cap missing from his sleeve, heaved a sigh of relief and began to write quickly.

The beautiful interstellar characters looked very chic. Some dietary taboos, details of life and prescriptions were clearly written on it, and then he slapped Wu Sheyuan on the head.One end of the strip of paper was stuck to the forehead, and the other end was slowly hanging down, just covering half of the face.

Fifth Sheyuan: "..."

Reluctantly, he took off the piece of paper and glanced at it, quite surprised.Looking at Lu Citang's triumphant expression of "quickly kneel down and thank you", he said sincerely, "Thank you, Senior Lu."

There are not many people who can allow Lu Citang to formulate a recuperation plan, and the captain is one of them. I didn't expect Chu Fengci to have this honor.

Most of the details recorded on this piece of paper are difficult to detect, the cutting surface is extremely tricky and vicious, every word is like a knife, sharp like a sharp edge.But if you strictly follow the above requirements, you will definitely benefit a lot, and it will be of great benefit to Chu Fengci's overdrawn body.

Chu Fengci probably also realized that the topic they were discussing was related to him, so he asked in a daze, "Huh?"

Lu Citang smiled and said, "It's all right." He pulled Wu Sheyuan over forcibly, and pushed him out of the door: "I'll borrow Wu Wu first, and you can go to bed later, and I'll wake you up for soup at night."

Chu Fengci: "...um."

Fifth Sheyuan was pushed staggeringly, and the unhealed wound on his shoulder was still firmly restrained.Lu Citang pressed on Fifth Sheyuan's wound with a gentle face, adding strength with his fingertips, and the painful Fifth Sheyuan let out another "hiss -" sound.

Chu Fengci: "..." I'm fine with what to do.

After Fifth Sheyuan was forcibly taken out, Lu Citang asked with a smile: "Do you know what's wrong with Chu Fengci's body?"

Fifth Sheyuan originally wanted to perfunctory him, so he went in to see Chu Fengci, but after hearing this, he calmed down, his eyes darkened, obviously he became serious, and there was a gloomy and violent brow: "What's the problem? "

Lu Citang gave a secret "tsk" in his heart, thinking that Little Fifth had finally succeeded, but he didn't expect that the evil spirit on his body was still killing gods and demons, it really scared the baby to death.

With a playful smile on his face, he discussed with Fifth Sheyuan: "It's just excessive indulgence ♂ lust ♂, it's not good at such a young age. Do you know that interstellar law prohibits puppy love... oh, and it's not allowed either Sex in broad daylight, you have committed both, Xiao Chu is the victim and will not be sentenced for the time being, basically you will not be able to get out if you don’t stay for seven or eighty years.”

Fifth Sheyuan: "..." The evil spirit on his body dissipated, and he protested helplessly: "Senior Lu, are you suffering from hysteria, and now you have it again."

Lu Citang was wronged, but Lu Citang didn't say anything.He blinked: "Isn't this teasing you. Well, let's talk about something exciting."

Fifth Sheyuan: Isn’t it exciting just now==

Lu Citang suppressed his voice, trying to create a gloomy atmosphere, but unfortunately that cool and pure voice did not make Wu Sheyuan feel a little oppressed, and he said slowly: "The reason why Chu Fengci can't see is because he In the eyes..." Lu Citang pursed his lips, and he also felt that what he said next was a bit absurd: "There is a hidden halberd."

This sentence is really exciting.

A trace of astonishment flashed across Fifth Sheyuan's face.

"Senior, you..."

"What I said is true." Lu Citang affirmed again.After hesitating for a moment, he added: "I know that the Tibetan halberd should only be fused with the virtual manipulator, but I saw the shape of the Tibetan halberd in Chu Fengci's eyes."

"Maybe it's caused by a strange disease, and the eyes look weird." Fifth Sheyuan was silent for a moment, looked at Lu Citang and said firmly.

"It has been checked, the power controlled by this Tibetan halberd is..."

"Senior Lu!" Wu Sheyuan interrupted him slightly, suppressing his irritability and gloom.

Lu Citang still didn't stop, and said clearly word by word: "Differentiate and reconstruct energy shocks, predict trajectories, detect illusions, and even predict the future. According to my naming principle, I prefer to call this Tibetan halberd the Eye of Reality." .”

The fifth Sheyuan was silent.

"Currently, there have only been fusions of virtual manipulators and Tibetan halberds, and the fusion of human bodies and Tibetan halberds is unheard of. Is the situation of Chu Fengci a unique case or a special case, the strength of the fusion after fusion is relatively strong, and whether there are hidden dangers... These." Lu Citang cites all the urgent problems, his expression is so calm that it is almost cruel, like a perverted/perverted human doctor in a cold laboratory: "If everything is predicted in a favorable way, this is likely to be a change in the virtual world. A great feat of structure.”

Wu Sheyuan was not sure if his voice was trembling. At this moment, his heart seemed to be sinking into a deep pool, so cold that it was so numb that he couldn't feel any pain: "Does the captain know?"

A...very strange emotion flashed in Lu Citang's eyes, and he nodded.

For a moment, it was very quiet.

If the captain shot.

Chu Fengci will surely die.

Fifth Sheyuan felt that the wound might not be healed yet, and there were bursts of dull pain in his chest, as if needles pierced the internal organs bit by bit and soaked the bone marrow.

……

"Hahahahahahahahahaha Fifth Sheyuan, you mentally handicapped!" Lu Citang joyfully jumped over and slapped Fifth Sheyuan on the top of the head with a very heroic laugh.

Fifth Sheyuan was already in a state of disarray, although Lu Citang looked very gentle, but his strength was beyond ordinary, that hit him directly threw him to the ground, knelt on one knee, and put his hands on the cold floor , almost had a youthful painful contact with the earth.

Fifth Sheyuan: "..." A vein popped out silently on his forehead.

"Hey." Lu Citang even kicked him desperately. "Dead, dead, dead!"

Fifth Sheyuan: What should I do, I really want to commit a crime :)

Lu Citang saw that Wu Wu was really spoiled by him, so he squatted down, his legs were spread out, his legs were spread wide, and he looked carefree like a people's laborer who had just finished farming. It was also due to the quality of his trousers, otherwise The crotch was already seamed.

He poked Wu Sheyuan and said, "Are you really angry?"

Fifth Sheyuan: "No."

Lu Citang was furious, raised his eyebrows, and deliberately teased him: "You have changed, you were never angry with me before, you used to spoil me very much, do you want me now because of that little fairy Chu Fengci? Don't you love me anymore? My heart hurts so much, it's like it's broken..."

The door opened with a creak.

Chu Fengci stood at the door, with a polite and polite expression, smiled and explained: "I'm a little thirsty, I'll come out and find some water to drink."

Lu Citang wasn't sure if he heard what he said just now, and asked with a smile: "You lie down, and I'll pour it for you. Did we chat too loudly just now, did it bother you?"

Chu Fengci shook his head: "No."

Fifth Sheyuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Chu Fengci said again: "Senior Lu is a good person."

Lu Citang, who was issued a good person card for no reason: "...?"

Chu Fengci smiled again and "looked" at Fifth Sheyuan: "Don't let senior Lu misunderstand, I wish you happiness."

Fifth Sheyuan: "..."

Lu Citang: "..."

No date!I really don't date him!

Lu Citang didn't know what to think of, and he had an expression of swallowing a fly.

The fifth Sheyuan really wanted to knock Chu Fengci out and give him some medicine to cure his brain hole ==

Lu Citang: "...you misunderstood."

Chu Fengci looked relieved: "Does your heart still hurt? Let Wu Wu rub it for you. After all, you are his..." He paused, and the smile on his face became brighter and gentler, "Darling."

As soon as these four words came out, it was like sticky cotton candy, and it was fed to the two of them.Lu Citang's face was struck by lightning, and his spirit was greatly shocked, even a little dazed.

Fifth Sheyuan didn't say a word, just picked up Chu Fengci, threw it on the bed/on the bed, rolled up a layer of thick and soft quilt, and his voice sank: "Go to sleep, don't get up."

Then he took two steps back and locked the door with a bang.

Chu Fengci: ...I fucking want to drink some water.

When the fifth she came out, Lu Citang went from a dazed expression to a sudden realization and then backed away vigilantly, with his arms folded as if standing in front of him was an old pervert/wolf who coveted his beauty.

Fifth Sheyuan: "..."

"What you just said is clear."

Lu Citang looked displeased.

Fifth Sheyuan: "Be careful, think about it again."

Lu Citang covered his ears with his hands in pain, and took two steps back to distance himself: "Cheng Chengcheng, just stay away from me."

The fifth is far away, so it is easy to take time off.

After silently calculating the area of ​​psychological shadow, Lu Citang stretched out a white finger, slender, white and straight, and said, "First of all, does changing the structure of the virtual world have something to do with us?"

He narrowed his eyes and grinned maliciously, but he was still as innocent as a noble young master who didn't know the world, which didn't affect the slightly cruel sarcasm in his mouth: "With all due respect, I want to rely on changing the fusion method And those who turn over are all salted fish, at least for the Corps, there is no need for this.

The situation of Chu Fengci is very interesting, but there are also great hidden dangers. According to the captain's idea, no one in the Corps can conduct experiments with this method, so as not to cause unnecessary casualties. As for whether others need this method. He shrugged: "It has nothing to do with us." "

——Having said that, Fifth Sheyuan is still aware of the huge potential benefits represented by the new fusion form. After confirming that it will not cause losses to the Corps, the captain ranked this benefit second.

Because of his relationship.

The fifth Sheyuan knows it well.

"Second, and the most important point." Another slender finger was added, and Lu Citang slightly lowered his eyes, facing Fifth Sheyuan's eyes: "We have no way to confirm the safety of Chu Fengci, just in a A few hours ago, I found that Chu Fengci rejected all relatively advanced medical equipment, and could only accept some relatively primitive medical methods, and the effect was very limited depending on the situation.

It is temporarily uncertain whether this is due to the fusion of the Tibetan halberd with the human body.But you have to be clear, the Tibetan halberd is extremely powerful, and there are even precedents where the virtual manipulator could not withstand the energy and was damaged. For a fragile human body, I don't know how long Chu Fengci can live. "

Lu Citang's expression was extremely gloomy, hiding under the shadow of the mask: "Fifth Sheyuan, have you decided to choose a short-lived ghost as your partner?"

"...I'm just going to have a relationship."

"Minors are not allowed to fall in love early."

"You can get married early if you are not allowed to fall in love early!" Wu Wusheyuan was lying on his face.

Lu Citang sighed helplessly: "Fifth, have you noticed?"

...?

"If the captain really gave the order to 'study' Chu Fengci, then the deputy team should have done it long ago. But the deputy team clearly didn't respond, but you believed my words without hesitation. Do you know what this is called? "

The fifth Sheyuan has no expression on his face: "The color makes the mind faint."

"... Bah! If you care about it, you will be chaotic!"