Tea Ceremony Trouble

The name of the tea servant was Lin Junxing, and he was selected by the Tea Masters Association to serve Shuai Jun after considering many people.It is said that the criteria for this selection are: be honest, diligent, and quick-witted.

I didn't expect such a coincidence of fate, not to mention whether the hands and feet are diligent or not, and the mind is not quick, the crime of assassination alone can make the Tea Masters Association drink a pot.

It can be seen that Lin Junxing's vision is still accurate. If he can really succeed in self-destructing here, it will cause more trouble than any other place in the Tea Fried Masters Association.

It's a pity that if you don't succeed, you will succeed.Wu Sheyuan was not in the mood to listen to Lin Junxing talk about his pitiful life. After all, it would take him hundreds of years to evolve sympathy.

Cutting off Lin Junxing's hands and feet was Fifth Sheyuan's revenge.The rest of this person can be handled by the deputy team.When the bright garden was tidied up again, and the soft and bright starlight shone on the lush forest, the bloody land just now had a new look, only the refurbished soil was moist and smelly.

Anyway, there are so many things going on tonight, I guess it will be morning after lying on the bed and squinting for a while.Fifth Sheyuan's clothes were a little messy, and he stretched his hands casually, revealing his beautiful muscle texture—it was just the one with dozens of self-recommendation cards in his pocket, mixed with discount cards for Internet cafes, revealing flowers quietly Come on.

Girl with hot body and huge football-sized boobs.

The slightly retouched photo quickly hit Shuai Jun's retina, and the figure that obviously did not conform to the proportion of the human body made him swallow a mouthful of blood silently, thinking in his heart:

"Fifth, you actually like this?"

Before #像想你是这个第五#, Shuai Jun’s strong ability to grasp the key points made him realize the seriousness of the problem, so he called Wu Sheyuan to him and asked directly: “You Went to a prostitute?"

Fifth Sheyuan: "..."

With his hand, he took out the self-recommendation card that was exposed in the pocket of Wu Sheyuan's coat, and took out a piece of it, which fell to the ground with a clatter.

Shuai Jun: "Oh."

Chu Fengci originally planned to go back obediently, but when he heard the phrase "Did you go to a prostitute?" asked by the deputy team, he immediately praised the deputy team for his sharp eyesight, and he discovered such a hidden thing.

So he stayed to watch the excitement, with a smile on his lips, his eyes like paint—it's a pity that he couldn't see the pained expression on Wu Wu's face, otherwise it must be more interesting.

Shuai Jun stared at a piece of colorful self-recommendation cards, and the long knife he was wearing kept shaking, as if he was about to draw out the scabbard to kill the scum.

"Although I don't care about the private life of the team members, it's better to have a stable partner."

"...my partner count has remained steady at zero."

"I used to worry that you were not enlightened in this aspect, but I didn't expect to read a thousand sails, and my heart felt like water."

"...Deputy team, listen to my explanation tat"

"But no matter what." Shuai Jun looked at Wu Sheyuan seriously, leaned over to pick up a photo, pointed at the chest as big as a football, and said in a gentlemanly way, "I I still hope that you can change the aesthetic trend."

"Puchi." Chu Fengci laughed beside him, a faint crimson color was added to his fair face, his knuckles were pale and slender, and there was a transparent jade-like luster against his dark red lips, which made people feel confused. Want to take a bite.

Probably sensing that the attention of the two of them has been attracted, he quickly said seriously: "Fifth, I think every word the deputy team said is true, you might as well listen to it."

Shuai Jun looked relieved, and he wished that the corps were full of good kids like Chu Fengci_(:3)∠)_

Fifth: A friend stabs a knife, and the seniors are sincere and do not deceive me _(: 3)∠)_

Chu Fengci: Stab a knife casually, forward negative energy_(:3)∠)_

Among the brightly colored self-recommendation cards, some stand out, and the light blue color looks very comfortable.

Shuai Jun studied the py objects of his team members with a rigorous academic spirit, and suddenly looked strange: "Walk through the mechanical game hall at No. 288, Fangyun Lane, Jiaozuo Street...A [-]% discount for all purchases?"

He thought silently: Even the game hall has started to expand its business?Speaking of fifth, I like to go to the game hall since I was a child, it can't be——

Fifth Sheyuan looked back at each other blankly: I guarantee that my childhood was innocent...of course it is now.

With regard to the aesthetic problem of the fifth Sheyuan, Shuai Jun worriedly connected to the captain's address book.

Although there is absolutely no worry on his face, he is still cold and indifferent, as tough as a rock that cannot fall down in the wind and snow.

Although the topic of □□ made the captain startled, but the captain is obviously very comfortable with Shuai Jun's straight-to-the-point conversation.I was able to keep up with Shuai Jun's thoughts that jumped all night. During the period, I also went to get a plate of freshly made Qifan Cream and ate it with warm tea milk.

"It tastes good. Would you like to try it, Mr. Shuai?" the captain asked with a smile.

"No, thank you." Shuai Jun calmly refused, trusting the captain to send pastries for thousands of miles.

"All in all." The captain put down the blue-and-white porcelain cup with half a cup of tea milk left, and there seemed to be a god-like holy light on his face, which was so handsome that only a god could match it. It’s easy for one thing to disappear from sight, isn’t it? If you don’t have the heart to change the fifth, you can change the other—”

……

On this busy and rough night, Chu Fengci was still on the way to watch the excitement, and fell asleep in a daze.

Leaning on the bench, there was a bit of cold wind, and within a few minutes at most, someone sighed in his ear and hugged him.

He was also in his teens, and he was a boy again. The man seemed to have completely embraced him in his arms, and the hot air was coming from his chest, penetrating his cold fingers little by little.

... Fifth Sheyuan?

That person's chest doesn't seem so broad?

So the young man blurted out a sentence: "Deputy team..."

The person holding him suddenly became very annoyed, and even lowered his voice and called out: "Deputy team, I called you here. I'll leave for you."

The man seemed to be reprimanded back, and then he fell asleep more and more deeply.Different from the darkness caused by blindness, in the slumber at night, the continuous heavy color is like the swaddling baby that gave birth to life at the beginning, which makes people feel very relieved-it will last until dawn.

"What does it mean to sleep better?"

Chu Fengci held a primitive thermometer in his mouth, and his usually pale skin was stained with a large amount of crimson.His eyes were lowered all the time, and there was a rare listlessness in those eyes that were as cold as an abyss.His whole body was wrapped in a fluffy quilt, and Shuaiqiu sat on the side, in the same posture as Chu Fengci, looking like two white balls, one big and one small.

"You're just sick. You're so groggy that you can sleep all day lying down. Does this mean that your sleep quality has improved?" Wu Sheyuan sat on the edge of the bed, mocking persistently.

Lu Citang put an ice pack on Chu Fengci's head, and persuaded Wu Sheyuan: "You guys should fight directly, it's better to kill one and injure the other, and I'll heal the other and bury you in a grave in the future. "

Chu Fengci: "No, no." Senior Lu was right.

"I guessed it a long time ago." Wu Sheyuan was still expressionless: "It's no wonder that you didn't get sick after all the tossing around yesterday. You insisted on continuing to make trouble, and finally fell asleep from exhaustion. I was the one who took a shower for you."

"Wait...? What happened to your relationship beyond friendship during my sleep time yesterday? Tossing, falling asleep tired, taking a shower afterwards? No wonder I had a fever this morning, routines, all routines! I didn't expect that I, Lu Citang There will also be a day of being tricked by others, it is really scary for young people..."

"Senior Lu, can you tidy up the dross in your head and stuff it into a corner to let it accumulate dust? I ran out with Chu Fengci all night yesterday, so I don't have time to play tricks."

Fifth Sheyuan rubbed Shuaiqiu hard, turned it over on the bed sheet and pressed it to his belly, relying on those four short hooves, unexpectedly couldn't turn it over for a long time, and said "baa qaq" twice in aggrieved way.

However, the smart and witty Lu Citang was not distracted at all: "Tsk tsk, you don't even bark at Chuchu anymore. Then what are you two doing running outside all night?"

Chu Fengci: "No, no!" He is dating a prostitute!

Fifth Sheyuan understood as if he was confused, and stuffed a piece of Hanbing into Chu Fengci's mouth, telling him to hold it with his tongue and not speak.I pulled out the thermometer again to check, but the fever still persisted.

Lu Citang had never seen such a troublesome patient.

When he inspected Chu Fengci for the first time, he knew that because of the "Tibetan halberd" in his eyes, he rejected all technological products for internal use.But the scope of technological products is too wide, it is difficult to define what the bottom line of "Tibetan halberd" is, and now he has a preliminary understanding——

Tibetan halberd, you are ruthless!

It was also Lu Citang who had a lot of research on ancient medicine. He used a thermometer to measure his body temperature. Except for ice packs and the ice-containing medicine invented in modern times, which has a weak effect, no special medicine for high fever can be used to reduce the temperature.

"Are you looking for herbal medicine from the ancient earth to cure your disease?" Lu Citang said to himself: "But the ancient herbal medicine has long since disappeared. It is still unknown whether the two flavors can be combined."

Buried in the quilt, Chu Fengci flipped over the ice with his tongue, his mouth was frozen, but the heat on his body didn't drop much.He said vaguely: "There is tea to treat high fever caused by wind and cold..."

Lu Citang's eyes lit up all of a sudden.

"How?"

Chu Fengci tried hard to turn Hanbing to the other side, so that he could speak clearly: "Take yellow bud fine tea, mix it with mint leaves, ginger juice and white sugar, brew it with snow water, adjust according to the proportion, it should be good. "

Fifth Sheyuan asked coolly: "Very effective?"

"...I haven't tried the folk prescription." Chu Fengci replied, "And I guess it's not as effective as the medicine, it can only play a supporting role."

"It doesn't matter, I'll let Qin Huai prepare the ingredients." Lu Citang stood up, staring at Chu Fengci's pale cheeks with heat reflected, somehow he felt a lot thinner: "Is he going to cook the tea or are you going to cook it?"

Fifth Sheyuan raised his eyes to look at Lu Citang, and said, "He is so ill that he can't even stand up, he can't even hold a cup steadily, and he is powerless to make tea—you don't need to go to Qin Huai at this time, use him anytime."

Lu Citang squinted his eyes, looked at Wu Wu and Chu Fengci twice, and showed a clear look, like a fox that has stolen fish, turned and left without saying a word.

The remaining two looked at each other.

Chu Fengci began to recall where Fifth Sheyuan was annoyed yesterday.

Leaving him alone outside the virtual cabin?

Trick him into leaving those self-recommendation cards?

Adding fuel to the flames when the vice team misunderstood him for being a prostitute?

Watched him liven up yesterday and fell asleep halfway through?

...the scope is too broad.

This is something that you can take out and put on yourself, and you can make yourself hate it for a long time.

The fifth Sheyuan is the No. 1 Chu Fengci "knows" in this other world, and he will need his help in the future.So Chu Fengci simply apologized, and didn't think about why she was not annoyed at the fifth Sheyuan yesterday, but today she became angry.

"Sorry." Chu Fengci said.He poked Han Bing again with the tip of his tongue, and continued, "I shouldn't have treated you that way yesterday."

"You remember?" Fifth She stared at him from afar and asked.

"...What do you remember?" Chu Fengci was bewildered.

Fifth Sheyuan turned his head away again and concentrated on teasing the sheep.

Shuaiqiu: Please let me go qwq