Tea Ceremony Trouble

Before Fifth Sheyuan fell into a philosophical state of "who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do", Lezheng Yu's pure and unaffected roar pierced through the light screen.

"Lu Citang, you unilaterally established a video connection without my consent!" Le Zhengyu, who was wearing a white shirt and had a stern expression just now, gritted his teeth and his face was a little red.

It's the same thing at home, it's still shameful to be seen by friends_(:з)∠)_

"That's enough, you, I didn't notice it at all. Sure enough, he is a skilled worker, and he has done a lot of peeping on little girls, right?" Knowing his teammate's urination, in order to divert attention, Le Zhengyu could only stand stiffly Open fire on Lu Citang face to face, otherwise this matter will be ridiculed for a lifetime.

Shuai Jun: "..."

"Let me tell you, this is a stupid thing that only wretched men do." Lezheng Yu became more confident as he spoke, and his face turned rosy: "If you have time to peep, don't you have time to fall in love? At least you have to be single for a few days like this. For a thousand years, be an old virgin."

Shuai Jun, an old virgin: "...heh."

Lu Citang was shocked when he heard the deputy team's laughter, and immediately took the blame of "peeping" on him.After all, he didn't want to be asked to show off his hand-to-hand combat skills when dismantling the deputy team in front of him.

"The sky is a lesson, everyone is watching you here, and I'm not the only one." Lu Citang said innocently.

Le Zhengyu: "..." Oh my god, how many people have seen it.

Fan Sanyan looked at Le Zhengyu with sympathetic eyes, his eyes were vague, as if he had already seen the future where he was exchanging martial arts with the deputy team every day.

So he asked in a very affectionate tone: "Execute the mission, be serious, what's the situation now?"

Lezheng Yu, who was picked up high and dropped gently, was still a little suspicious.The teammates have all changed their temper, I feel that they are so pure-hearted and unconcerned →_→

...Could it be because they are performing tasks, strictly following the captain's rules, and have a serious and responsible work attitude?

Lezheng Yu, who had never had a work attitude, thought about it and found it very reasonable.I'm not afraid that this group of people who accept the task will tease me anymore, showing an idiot face: "Miss Yun is so gentle and gentle, she is a model of a goddess, and I really want to talk about a relationship that is based on the premise of not getting married..."

Everyone in the Corps: "..."

Fifth Sheyuan covered Chu Fengci's ears expressionlessly, and his soft and cold black hair flowed between his fingers, which made him feel more relaxed.

"Don't pay attention to this pervert..." Fifth Sheyuan gritted his teeth and said.

Chu Fengci: "..."

Although you covered my ears, but I have heard OTZ

Facts have proved that the fifth Sheyuan is very prescient.

Lezheng Yu had completely let himself go, holding his face together to express that he was quite satisfied with the marriage with the Yun family.As long as the future Mrs. Yun does not object to him continuing to be a virtual trainer, he will now kneel in front of his father and say: Marriage matters are all up to the parents, and children dare not refuse!

Such unscrupulous love and sour smell finally angered the thousand-year-old virgin, single dog, and deputy teammate Shuaijun.He called out in a low voice: "Lezheng Yu."

In an instant, there seemed to be a chill in the air.

Lezheng Yu froze.

...QAQ Oh my god, why is the vice captain here?

The white-clothed virtual operator who was exuding pink love all over his body just now didn't dare to move.Standing there with his spine straight, he looks extraordinary and can bluff people.

Shuai Jun seemed to have some headaches, and he was silent for a while before asking: "Lu Citang, what do you think?"

——I don't want to see the vice captain, your killing intent will make me into a sieve.

Bathed in the eyes of Lezheng Yu looking at enemies, Annoying Yan looking at martyrs, and Fifth Sheyuan looking at mentally handicapped people, Lu Citang said calmly: "It is inconvenient for us to offend the Lezheng family. One is that the price is too high, and the other is that we are too familiar It’s hard to start. Just use a peaceful solution—”

Lu Citang smiled bewilderedly, and said: "Lezheng Yu wants to be with his sweetheart, so he can't delay Miss Yun's marriage. After retiring, when you want to get married again, you have to consider the opinion of your 'sweetheart'."

Lezheng Yu had a look of grief and indignation, as if he really wanted to compete in force with this hot-headed military strategist who was bewitching the public.

Fifth Sheyuan's hands covered the soft black hair, leaving some gaps.Chu Fengci listened curiously for a moment, although he couldn't hear clearly, he could know the general plan of Lu Citang.

Immediately sigh——

Senior Lu is worthy of being a true senior who has been steeped in dog-blood novels and comics for many years.

A low voice came from the communicator, Shuai Jun seemed to think about it very seriously, and then said firmly: "It is possible."

Lu Citang: "..." Oh, I just said it casually.

But seeing Lezheng Yu's pale face, both Lu Citang and Fan Sanyan had satisfied smiles on their faces.

The fifth wave saw that the surrounding seniors were filled with joy, and they were a little speechless for a while, and concentrated on playing Chuchu.

His hand moved, across Chu Fengci's black hair, and accurately pinched Chu Fengci's cheek.

The black-haired tea master opened his eyes and blinked in confusion, and his black eyes were aimed at Wu Sheyuan.

The fifth Sheyuan was critically attacked.

He rubbed his chest, and seeing the joyful atmosphere of the seniors, he couldn't help saying, "How do you decide who is your sweetheart?"

"..."

Silence for a while.

"It's not good if you don't know the details." Lu Citang said first: "It's easy to make a fake show, and it can't be hidden from the eyes of Le Zhengjia."

Fan Sanyan held a pipe in his mouth, thought for a while and said, "Not only must you know the details, but you must also be very familiar with it."

Lezheng Yu added coolly: "What I told my family is that my sweetheart is very good-looking, the gentle and handsome type."

Fan Sanyan checked his social circle, and found that most of them were flirtatious and lowly, but there were also some beastly in clothes, so he said, "This is easy——"

Le Zhengyu: "Look like a cultural person, knowledgeable and reasonable, and behave in a gentle and generous manner."

Fan Sanyan: "..." It's a bit difficult to make those beasts educated, reasonable, gentle and generous.

Le Zhengyu: "Be shorter than me, look younger—it's okay to be younger."

Lu Citang was shocked: "You pervert!"

Le Zhengyu was filled with the pleasure of revenge, and continued to say expressionlessly: "I want to be born into a noble family and be famous all over the world. But I am low-key by nature, and I rarely compete for fame and fortune outside, and I have never attended various celebrity parties."

Lu Citang looked at Le Zhengyu with complicated eyes: "Did Le Zheng's family actually believe such a fine-grained person?"

Lezheng Yu showed a desolate smile, as lonely as a wild dog in the desert: "Do you think it's not hard work for me to perfect my personality—if not, how can I explain her refusal to go back to Lezheng's home with me?

If you ask for relaxation, my aunt looks at those famous ladies with eyes like a wolf staring at meat. She is already notorious, and people in the circle of celebrities call ghosts sad. "

Lu Citang complained inwardly, you also know that you are a scourge.

Shuaijun's headache became even worse, and a cold voice came from the communicator: "Continue."

So Lezheng Yu gave full play to his imagination of brain-filling people, which was mixed with his own hobbies, relatives' requests for him to choose a mate, and a large pot of dog blood, all spilled out one after another:

"Black hair and black eyes!"

"Be gentle at ordinary times, and be quick when you are bullied."

"Laugh and be gentle—relatives say I'm an iceberg."

"I want to learn about tea art, so I can talk to my grandpa like this."

"It must be someone who has never been in contact with Le Zheng's family."

"want……"

Fifth Sheyuan: "..."

Every time Lezheng Yu said a word, Wu Wu's face turned darker.

He had already covered Chu Fengci's ears again, then loosened it a little, and leaned over and said, "Seniors are almost done discussing, let's go to rest first, and I will secretly carry you there."

Chu Fengci actually heard some of them, thinking that these conditions seem familiar, are they hard to find?

Hearing Wu Sheyuan's words to him again, he didn't refuse the proposal to go to rest first, but "carried over" was avoided, and he shook his head and said, "I'll go by myself..."

Fifth Sheyuan directly embraced him in his arms, and said in a low voice, "Shhh—"

The black-haired tea master is not as thin as when he first came into contact with him. Although he has gained some meat and grown a lot in height, he is still light in his arms.

Fifth even doubted that he could lift him up with one hand. He was not in a good mood at first, but now he even tightened his lips.

The handsome ball that had been rolling and writhing was lying softly in the palm of his hand and stopped making noise, only showing two watery eyeballs, constantly licking Chu Fengci's palm.

The Fifth Sheyuan in this state is quite terrifying——Chu Fengci thought of this, but he never felt a little bit of fear in his heart, and even couldn't help laughing.

"What's wrong with you?" Chu Fengci asked in a low voice, but he didn't mention the matter of letting him go down.

Wu Sheyuan was already very annoyed at this time, his steps were very light, and he was about to get out of the handover cabin and go to the sleeping cabin, but no one noticed.

Lu Citang has already fallen in love with the feeling of hurting each other with Le Zhengyu: "You are ugly, poor, and have high vision, and you have so many demands—forget it, I'll take a knife and eunuch you to thank the world."

Le Zhengyu smiled and said: "You still want to castrate me, Lu Citang, I can hit ten with one hand like you."

Fan Sanyan couldn't stand Le Zhengyu lowering the lower limit of human IQ again, he told Le Zhengyu gently: "Lu Citang can't eunuch you, the captain can."

Le Zhengyu: "..."

Fan Sanyan: "The crotch. The evil. The root three liang. It doesn't matter if you chop it up."

Lu Citang: "Hey!"

Le Zhengyu: "I'm more than just three or two... No! I'm an officer, and you treat me like this after being a brother for so many years? What's wrong with me setting a high standard for my partner? It's not very harsh, you see... Well, Chuchu almost fits the bill."

Chu Fengci: "..."

Fifth Sheyuan: "..." His whole body froze.

The author has something to say: I have put it in my dream schedule earlier _(:з)∠)_

I'm so tired, I really want to be salted fish (no)

The first bowl of dog blood, splash!

Don’t worry about dismantling the CP, although the dungeon is in Lezheng’s house, it’s actually the fifth and Chuchu’s love affair (deep face)

Just occupying a happy place, hey, I feel so sorry for him XD