The little thief is cool

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According to the rules of the demon clan, the bells of the god-devil exchange meeting will be rung three times as a signal to the sky.

Shang Xiaolu didn't expect everything to come so suddenly and so caught off guard. He was clearly inquiring seriously about the Gods and Demons Conference in the basement classroom just now. The next second the gentle and amiable elder sister came back from the sky and waved her little hand: "God!" The magic exchange selection starts now!

(┬＿┬) The speed of this world is too fast, labor and capital can't keep up!

Because the Gods and Devils Exchange Meeting is held every three years and there are three people at a time, so there is only one place left besides the two people who have been appointed by default. The troublesome steps of the complicated process of viviparous birth are completely omitted, and even the magic eggs are made by the magical mud polymer in the place of birth!Super simple and rude, it can't be more cool!

The elder sister Zimao led the group of radish heads and the older radish heads under the command of the third and fourth elders, and then a group of two or three hundred people marched on the stone stairs. The stone stairs were wide and meandering downwards. It should be in a deeper underground building, but!

Fuck, is this huge forest a joke?The blue sky, green clouds and little wind are blowing. Is this mocking the IQ and common sense of labor and management?Obviously it was going down, but after passing through a small tunnel, a big hole came out, so why did it return to the ground again! !Shang Xiaolu felt that his three views had been impacted and urgently needed to touch Hua Xiaoren’s dog’s head to comfort his heart—then he was pierced with a lot of holes, and Hua Zhenxing’s bristling hair hadn’t softened. This is really a sad story ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

On the other hand, everyone didn't respond to this matter, which seemed to be the case. Shang Xiaolu couldn't use his common sense on earth to ask people, and he would definitely be ridiculed!Sister Yuxiang's eyes will roll back again, the only thing I can ask...

"Didn't we go down, Huaren, why are we on the ground again?" Shanglu poked Huaren's shoulder secretly and asked in a very low voice.

"Ah?" Hua Xiaoren's eyes were dazed, and he was very dumbfounded: "Is it going down?"

"It's nothing." How could I have thought of asking you, this road idiot, a guy who lost his way even at birth, has already transcended the realm of a road idiot, and he can't even tell the upper and lower. There are such, such, such... indescribable The younger brother also has to meet such a kind boss as labor and capital to not dislike him, hum!

The students are all here, the teacher is seated, and the protoss guests are seated. This selection meeting is time to fire the starting gun. Oh no, I have to explain the routine.

"My demon race is from blablabla, and the god race is blablabla, so blablabla, the last place selected in the current god-devil exchange conference, all the disciples carry the magic stone into the beast forest, the one who persists for the longest time wins, and those who can't hold on can come back by themselves, on the magic stone It will display the number of remaining contestants." The red-haired elder finished his lines seriously, then turned his head and continued to talk to the white-haired protoss with a smile, ah, speaking of it, I heard that the protoss are all silver-haired, commonly known as white-haired, but the colors of the pupils are different That's all, it's completely different from the colorful people of the Demon Race, so tall and good-looking, he looks like a good person, cough, of course, his own Demon Race is also a good person! !

"Hua Kui, I will definitely win!" Comrade Hua Nin stared at Shanglu firmly with both eyes, quite a bit like vowing to each other.Shanglu also looked back firmly.

After a while~

Emma can't hold back her eyes anymore, how did Hanano manage to stare at her for such a long time without blinking!Demons are just unscientific, no wonder labor and capital can't compare! (→_→)

The magic stone, which looks similar to a pebble but has a completely different value, is distributed to Hana Ninja, with a number written on it in common language—438. This number is really unlucky. !), but Shang Xiaolu still had to silently click “like” because he could learn one less bird language. This kind of common language seems to be very troublesome, and the shit is still three-dimensional. There are even front and rear !Thinking about the bitter history of being abused by one-dimensional English and two-dimensional Chinese characters, I couldn't help but shed sad tears.

Closer to home, there was a bang of the starting gun... Cough, it was the second Elder Huang Mao who shook his voice and yelled, a large wave of students rushed in like fluffy ducklings, and one unlucky one was dormant within a dozen meters of the door The little piranha suddenly roared and rolled into the bloody mouth.

Phytolaca: =口=

"This, this, this, he, he, he, he was eaten!!" Shanglu said tremblingly, shaking like chaff.

"Lack of observation, reckless behavior, and being eliminated is a matter of course." Sister Yuxiang still cast a blank stare at the Fifth Elder's side, and commented quite professionally.

"He's dead! He's dead! Aren't you going to save him?"

"Isn't it normal to die? After dying in the experience, the soul can still be retained and re-entered into the earth veins. After hundreds of thousands of years, it will return from the place of birth. If it dies in the mouth of a monster that can swallow the soul due to carelessness and incompetence, That is the sorrow of my demon clan." The girl Yuxiang who explained the battle had a calm face, she was handsome and her boyfriend was MAX!

//Today I’m showing off my common sense in front of girls again, if I continue like this, I will definitely be regarded as an idiot (〒︿〒)//

Shanglu had no choice but to refocus his eyes on the gate of the beast forest, looking forward to seeing through his eyes like a watchman's stone. This is related to three years of food rations. Hua Xiaoren, you must live up to the labor and management. If the labor and management can't eat meat, they will eat you I got hemp eggs.

At this moment, Hana Shinobi in the Beast Forest is also struggling every step of the way. After all, the newborn cubs are not as experienced as their predecessors. Watching the older three-headed ones dodge the traps one after another...then Falling into a bigger trap, Hua Xiaoren can only be forced to be rounded by the small trap over and over again, and then continue to learn from it. I have to say that Comrade Huaren is really awesome, with super learning ability, and quickly get to Many fighting skills, although there are a lot of big wounds and small mouths on the body, and the clothes on the small face are dusty and dirty, but the red eyes are amazingly bright, and the black hair of the chicken coop that was brutally raped is also standing on end, full of energy, plus a little Instinct and much luck were not fatally attacked.

The number on the magic stone has experienced a rapid decline and now it has slowed down. Most of the people who stayed in the forest were powerful masters, and everyone became more cautious.

Shang Xiaolu looked at the gate where people kept coming back, and prayed secretly, meat!Meat!Meat!

[Ding~ Players are not excited, not nervous, not afraid, as long as the points are 99, you will have the final result]

"You think I'm stupid, the result won't change just because I paid in advance, and it's still 99, it's so dark!"

【The player is not cute at all】

Shang Lu rolled his huge eyes in his heart, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't looked at the panel for a long time, so he called up the personal panel:

[Personal panel (only visible to players):

Name: Shanglu

Current: default slag

Force: 5

Skills: none

Mission: [Main Line] Fight Three-Headed Body——Instigate a dispute between gods and demons 0/100%

[Random] Go to Protoss (unfinished)

[Random] Good friends, let's go together (unfinished)

Points: 1200

Package: not opened

Mall: not activated]

Is it my fault for the 5 scumbags? !The young master was born yesterday! !It doesn't make sense!

The number on the magic stone is getting smaller and smaller, Comrade Hananin has also encountered an unprecedented crisis!

I saw a giant beast wearing sharp armor that looked like an enlarged version of a pangolin blowing a thick short kiss, firmly pressing Hana Ninja under his palm, and breathing heavily from the small round nostrils. To avoid turning into slag, you can only resist with all your strength, urging the innate strength advantage of the demons, but even so, the body is sinking inch by inch, and the soil under its feet is cracked and crumbled. It was much stronger than the mud balls in my own hole, so the rough soles of my feet began to roll and grind, um, just to rub the balls, poor Hua Xiaoren shrunk into a small ball, and was crushed and crushed. ..

"Pfft~" There was a little green-haired little guy squatting on the tree next to him, hunched over and looking at the ridiculous scene in front of him: "Hey, the weak point of Zhentian Beast is the intersection of palm lines." After finishing speaking, he tore off a branch next to him, broke it into a single spike in twos and twos, and threw it lightly. Seeing the opportunity, he pulled out the branch and poked it upwards—it was crooked.Zhentian Beast was in pain, and slapped it hard, Hua Ren immediately lost two front teeth.

"Pfft hahahaha~~~" Lvmao held his stomach and laughed twitchingly.

At this time, Hua Xiaoren finally managed to deal with Zhentian Beast, and limped over, grinning with a toothless mouth, "Thank you!" Although his face was ashamed, his ruby-like eyes were still shining. Luminous, extra conspicuous.

The three-headed young man with green hair stared fixedly at Hananin's eyes, and exclaimed, "Your eyes are so beautiful!"

Hua Ren was stunned for a moment, then took a small step back, and said cautiously: "I can't give this to you." You can't see Hua Suni without eyes.

The green hair choked for a moment, and was speechless for a while: "Who wants yours, I have it too, okay?"

The weak-hearted Hua Xiaoren really came up to take a look, um, she had the same red eyes as her own, but not as good-looking as her own, so she breathed a sigh of relief.

Green hair: (╬￣dish￣)

"My name is Hana Shinobu, what's your name?"

"Hana Ninja? I'm Jingluo, a third-year student. The elder said in class about the battle points and attack skills of Zhentian Beast, and you beat it so badly."

Hua. Never attended class. Ren felt that she had been shot in the knee with an arrow. She was really wronged, and said sullenly, "I was born yesterday."

"...Don't come to the trial when you are just born."

"I must come, and I must win!" Hua Xiaoren clenched her dirty little fists with a firm expression on her face.

Jing Luo... He's already dead, what should I say, this guy is just lucky to report on the birth just by instinct. Under the circumstances of experience, survived the trial of this intensity.