Lao Gong always does not do his job properly

Lu Ling woke up.

He was not woken up, but was woken up by pain. When he opened his eyes, he saw Zhai Xuanmu's clean and slender hands pinching his face.

Lu Ling looked blank, and heard Zhai Xuanmu say: "Get up and have dinner."

After Zhai Xuanmu finished speaking, he withdrew his hand, turned and left the room.

Lu Ling rubbed his face, then quickly got up from the bed, and followed him out of the room.

Outside, Zhai Hongmei was sitting at the dining table with her legs crossed and a cigarette in her hand, while Zhai Xuanmu had already picked up her phone and was watching a short video.

Lu Ling glanced at Zhai Dinghai who was cooking in the kitchen, and then slipped into the kitchen.

Seeing Lu Ling coming in, Zhai Dinghai thought he was hungry, so he said: "Go out and wait, there is still one more dish."

Lu Ling glanced at the two people outside and saw that they were playing their own games, so he asked Zhai Dinghai, "Senior, I forgot to ask you something before."

Zhai Dinghai asked casually, "What's the matter?"

"Even if I am a man, and Zhai Xuanmu is also a man, why did Senior Di Hongmei say that I am Zhai Xuanmu's daughter-in-law?"

Zhai Dinghai was adding salt to the vegetables, when he heard Lu Ling's question, he accidentally shook his hand and put too much salt.

Then Lu Ling heard Zhai Dinghai wailing, and said brokenly: "It's over, this is Aunt Zhai's favorite dish, and there is too much salt here, Aunt Zhai will scold me to death soon."

Lu Ling: "..." He didn't mean it.

For a moment, Lu Ling didn't know whether he should speak or not, so he just stood there motionless, watching Zhai Dinghai stir fry the vegetables, and it wasn't until Zhai Dinghai finished frying the vegetables that Lu Ling heard him ask: " Do you really want to know?"

Lu Ling nodded.

Zhai Dinghai didn't tell him immediately, but took out the food first, because Zhai Hongmei was already urging him outside.

After putting all the dishes on the table, Zhai Dinghai went back to the kitchen, squeezed out the hand sanitizer, washed his hands clean, and then patted Lu Ling on the shoulder and said: "People who have yin and yang eyes since ancient times have to fight with the gods of the Zhai family. Master, become a pair, no matter whether the other party is a man or a woman."

"And you are the yin and yang eyes of this generation, and Xuan Mu is the celestial master of this generation, that's why Aunt Zhai said that."

Lu Ling was silent for a few minutes, and asked, "Whether the other party is a man or a woman, are they bound together?"

Zhai Dinghai nodded.

Seeing him nodding, Lu Ling frowned, and just about to ask if there is a way to untie him, Zhai Dinghai said: "The only solution is that people with yin and yang eyes will be untied automatically after death. "

After speaking, Zhai Dinghai smiled and patted his shoulder again, "Little brother, you probably don't want to die young!"

Lu Ling was at a loss for words for a while, he could only be untied if he died, but he didn't want to die young!

Zhai Dinghai seemed to see through his mind, "I don't know whether it's your bad luck or that brat Xuanmu's bad luck. Several generations before us were a man and a woman, so I don't know how we got here. After one generation, it becomes a boy-boy group."

Lu Ling: "..." He doesn't want to fall in love with that lonely man Zhai Xuanmu!

What he wants is to fall in love with a beautiful young lady!

Next to him, Zhai Dinghai smiled gloatingly and said, "Pretty young lady, don't even think about it."

Then he pointed to Zhai Xuanmu who was playing a game outside, and said cruelly: "The only one who greets you is the handsome little brother."

Lu Ling looked hopeless and thought to himself: Can I choose to die young?

Zhai Dinghai suppressed his laughter, and said earnestly: "Don't think about dying young, it's better to die than to live."

Lu Lingsheng glanced at Zhai Dinghai unrequitedly, and thought to himself: Zhai Dinghai knows what he is thinking, so it is possible that Zhai Dinghai can read minds!

Zhai Dinghai chuckled, and said: "Hey, I really know this, and as a celestial master, mind reading is the most basic."

Lu Ling: "..."

That being said, Zhai Xuanmu and Zhai Hongmei who are sitting outside can also read minds!

"Actually, if you think about it differently, Xuan Mu is not bad. Apart from the three things that are gender male and xxoo having children, what girls can do, boys can also do."

Zhai Dinghai was still talking, but Lu Ling was about to close himself. Thinking of the next few decades, he would spend his whole life with a big man, so he didn't want to talk anymore.

But the two of them stayed away from the kitchen, and Zhai Hongmei's impatient voice came from outside, "I said, what are you two talking about secretly, get out and eat quickly."

"Wash your hands, here we come."

Zhai Dinghai went out first, and after Lu Ling heard what Zhai Dinghai said, he felt that he could not look directly at Zhai Xuanmu, so he dawdled in the kitchen for a long time.

Until Zhai Hongmei got impatient waiting outside, she winked at Zhai Dinghai, and Zhai Dinghai went straight into the kitchen and dragged Lu Ling out.

Lu Ling: "..."

***

After dinner, Zhai Xuanmu said that he would not go until twelve o'clock sharp, and went to his room to play games.

As for Lu Ling, Zhai Dinghai regarded him as a coolie and took him to the kitchen to wash the dishes.

While washing the dishes, Lu Ling glanced at Zhai Hongmei who was smoking outside. Remembering that she called Zhai Dingguo and the others before, he curiously asked Zhai Dinghai who was leaning aside: "Senior Zhai, ask a question abruptly, you How much is your Geng this year?"

"I think about it!"

Lu Ling looked at him in bewilderment, a little astonished.

Still want to?

Shouldn't you know your age as soon as you mention it?

After a few minutes, Zhai Dinghai spread his hands and said, "It's been a long time since my birthday, and I almost forgot that I'm almost seventy."

What, almost seventy?

Lu Ling was so shocked that he couldn't close his jaw, and the white ceramic bowl in his hand fell to the ground with a bang.

Then I heard the sound of the ceramic bowl shattering, accompanied by Zhai Dinghai's wailing voice, "It's over, it's over, this bowl is Aunt Zhai's favorite, it's over."

Lu Ling: "..." He really didn't smash it on purpose, but was surprised.

How did he know that Zhai Dinghai, who seemed to be only about 70 years old, actually said that he was almost [-] years old.

However, after a minute, Zhai Dinghai picked up the fragments on the ground, waved his hand calmly, and the fragments all stuck together. It seemed that there was no crack, just like buying a new ceramic bowl that was exactly the same as before.

Lu Ling was stunned again, "Senior Zhai, can I ask a weak question?"

"ask."

Lu Ling swallowed, looked at Zhai Hongmei outside again, and asked, "Aunt Zhai should only be in her thirties this year, right?"

Zhai Dinghai rolled his eyes, and said disdainfully, "Cut, that old woman is almost eighty, okay?"

Eighty, eighty?

Are you serious?

Lu Ling was stunned again, and the bowl in his hand almost dropped again, but Zhai Dinghai learned his lesson of shaking his hands when he was stunned, and took the lead in snatching the ceramic bowl in his hand, so he didn't drop it on the ground.

Lu Ling asked anxiously: "You are all in your seventies and eighties, why do you still look so young?"

"As the celestial master of the Zhai family, first of all, he has a very long life. If he didn't want to end it, it is basically impossible to die."

"Secondly, the celestial masters of the Zhai family know how to retain beauty, not to mention, no one wants to see themselves grow old!"

"The me in front of you, and the woman with cross-legged legs outside, all chose to keep my face forever when I was at my best and most satisfied."

After listening to Zhai Dinghai say a lot, Lu Ling suddenly thought of Zhai Xuanmu's deserted face, and thought: Zhai Xuanmu can't be 50 or [-] years old!

As soon as Lu Ling opened his mouth, he wanted to ask Zhai Xuanmu about it, but Zhai Dinghai said first: "You don't have to worry about this, that bastard Xuanmu is in his youth, the same age as you."

When he heard that Zhai Xuanmu was the same age as himself, Lu Ling suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, although he didn't know why.

Seeing that he had finished washing the dishes, Zhai Dinghai pushed him out of the kitchen and said, "Okay, the dishes are also washed, you can go to play mahjong with Aunt Zhai!"

Lu Ling: "..."

Looking at Zhai Hongmei with Erlang's legs crossed and smoke rings from his mouth, can he say that he doesn't want to play mahjong with Zhai Hongmei?

It was getting dark outside, and five or six people came to the mahjong parlor one after another. Lu Ling thought that he would not have to play mahjong with Zhai Hongmei, so he quietly sat at the bar and made tea, feeling a little lucky in his heart.

After 2 minutes, Zhai Hongmei smiled at him, then stood up uncontrollably, then walked towards the mahjong table step by step, and finally sat down in front of the mahjong table.

Zhai Hong rolled her eyes, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Boy, just take it as a good deed, and I've wronged you to play mahjong with Mrs. Zhai for a while."

Lu Ling: "..."

Lu Ling said that he didn't want to do such a good thing, otherwise he was afraid that after a while he would be lucky and win her money again, and she would talk to him in a weird way again.

But he couldn't say what was in his heart, so he could only laugh and say, "Then I'll fight with you until 11:30."

Because at twelve o'clock, he had to go to Li Ningde's house with Zhai Xuanmu to do business.

"okay!"

Zhai Hongmei smiled, and immediately went to greet the other two people to come over, started the mahjong table and began to shuffle the cards.

And the remaining four people naturally formed another table, and then started.

after an hour.

Lu Ling looked at the cards in his hand, and then at the cards that Zhai Hongmei touched in front of him, and thought: Aunt Zhai is growing a beard again, and Goddess of Luck doesn't seem to favor her very much today.

He sighed slightly, thinking silently in his heart: I guess he might have to spit out all the money from the previous two wins today.

And Zhai Dinghai, who was standing behind him, patted him on the shoulder, poured him a glass of cold water, and then made a cheering gesture for him in a very funny way, "Come on, I believe you can spend all of Aunt Zhai's money." Win it."

Seeing Zhai Dinghai's funny face, Lu Ling couldn't help laughing.

On the other hand, Zhai Hongmei gave Zhai Dinghai a hard look, and said through gritted teeth, "Zhai, Ding, Hai, you, immediately, immediately disappear."

Hearing Zhai Hongmei's tone, Zhai Dinghai knew that she was angry, and made a gesture of spreading his hands at her, then shrugged and slipped back to the bar resentfully.

And in the next half hour, I don't know if Zhai Dinghai opened his mouth, or if the goddess of luck began to favor Lu Ling again.

Lu Ling actually wore seven big beards in a row, and successfully won several thousand dollars, and was also successfully kicked off the mahjong table by Zhai Hongmei angrily.

"I won't fight with you next time. You brat's gambling luck is simply overwhelming. I have lost thousands of yuan after fighting you twice."

Lu Ling: "..." It's his luck!

It was agreed to play until eleven o'clock, but before it was time, he was kicked off the mahjong table. Lu Ling took the winning money silently and went to drink tea with Zhai Dinghai.