Others say the devil is my cub [Rebirth]

"What's going on?" Li Yu squatted on the ground with his hands in his hands and asked.

His mind was dizzy, and only by squatting on the ground could he barely guarantee that he would not fall down.

"My demon weapon was taken away by bandits, and grandpa was killed to protect me," the little boy squatted beside the dead body and cried loudly.

Suppressing the constant dizziness, Li Yu stood up clutching his head and walked to the old demon's corpse. After seeing the fatal wound...

Couldn't help but turned around and vomited.

"vomit"

Li Yu wiped his mouth and said with a bitter face after spitting out the alcohol-smelling stuff that had poured into his throat: "Little brother, go and find the demon guard quickly, brother will help you first." Go catch that thief."

As a result, as soon as he got up, he slammed into the shed of the street shop with a "bang" sound.

"Leave this matter to the Yaowei, and I'll help you go back," Huang Ji, who had followed Li Yu down, saw this scene and quickly reached out to support Li Yu's waist, and persuaded him.

"No, no, no, since you see it, you have to deal with it," Li Yu said, wagging his tongue.

"Don't stop me."

"Okay, then I'll support you, walk slowly." Seeing that Li Yu was determined to look for it, Huang Ji didn't say anything, but clasped his hands tighter to prevent the cat from falling down in the street.

"Beads!" Li Yu suddenly rushed towards a jewelry shop with his eyes shining.

"Brother, do you want to buy jewelry for your wife?" the shopkeeper asked with a smile on his face.

"Yes, buy beads and use them for my daughter-in-law," Li Yu smirked, looking back at Huang Ji while laughing.

"Brother, you really have a heart. You should know that bracelets are especially good for the banshee to wear."

While talking, the seller turned his wrist upwards, and pointed with his other finger: "There are two acupuncture points, Neiguan and Waiguan, on Yao's hand."

"If these two acupoints can be stabilized, sickness such as cold and heat will not be able to seep into the internal organs and corrode."

"And among these beads, ancient beads are the best..." The seller wanted to fool around more, but saw Li Yu stretching out his hand and pulling a long string from the shop, and shouted: "This is what I want!" I like it thick and long!"

"Huh? I haven't seen this string before." The shopkeeper was startled for a moment when he saw the strange bead string, but he reacted in a blink of an eye, took the demon coin from Li Yu with a smile, and said, "Okay, here's Wrap it up for you."

Putting the beads he just bought in his hand and playing with them over and over again, Li Yu said to Huang Ji solemnly: "Daughter-in-law, I studied it very seriously for a while before you came."

"I counted them carefully, and there are a total of eighteen strings drawn in the picture book. They have to be stuffed in one by one, and finally taken out one by one."

"That chain doesn't seem to be an ordinary demon-locking chain either. The clasp is so small that it can bleed when strangled on the flesh."

While speaking, Li Yu gestured on his wrist: "It is tied from the wrist down, then around the back waist, and finally put it on the back."

"Oh, it's really complicated. You came in before I did the research."

"Oh, by the way, I saw that the two male monsters in the painting also used a lot of big |玉|shi|, yo hoh, I was shocked by the size, hiccup!"

After hiccupping, Li Yu approached Huangji's ear with a mysterious expression and whispered: "But I looked carefully, and it shouldn't be as big as mine, hehehehe."

"...What exactly are you looking at?" Huang Ji was so shocked that he opened his eyes wide and looked at Li Yu who was swaying beside him, and couldn't help asking.

When the store owner handed over the painting book to Li Yu, Huang Ji just entered the store. He thought it was a gadget for entertainment, but he never thought it was such an unsightly thing.

Huang Ji reached out his hand to Li Yu's arms to take out those messy picture books and destroy them, but Li Yu quickly opened his hand.

"I bought Longyang's painting book, children are not allowed to peek at it."

Li Yu grabbed the skirt of his chest with one hand, patted Huang Ji's butt with the other hand, touched the oil twice, and said triumphantly: "Your husband, I bought it specially for your future happiness. , look how much I love you, hehehehe."

Huangji was patted and trembled all over.

Before he could react, he heard Li Yu say: "Just use this bead, I think it's fine, hehehehe."

While talking, he flexibly played with his slender fingers.

Then, a heart-piercing wailing sounded from the long bead string: "Li Yu, you pervert, stay away from me fucking!"

***

In the grove, a male demon was tied up in the air with his legs spread wide open, Li Yu and Huang Ji stood one after the other and sandwiched him in the middle.

Li Yu has a clever mind, although he is not so good at photographic memory, he can remember almost everything he has seen, so he made a copy for this male monster according to the style in the drawing book.

As a result, when the male demon looked at Li Yu, his eyes were full of fear and pleading

The male demon cried bitterly: "Li Yu, I like female demons."

Li Yu tilted his head and flaunted, "I have a wife."

The male demon sobbed: "I know I was wrong, Li Yu, I beg you to send me to the demon department. I really can't stand such violent and perverted things. Otherwise, you will kill me directly, you can kill me real."

Li Yu narrowed his eyes with a smile, pointed at Huangji and said, "My wife can plug beads, but can a banshee?"

He wanted to say more, but was picked up by Huangji and covered his mouth, and kicked wildly in mid-air with his two long legs.

"You're drunk, calm down," Huang Ji covered Li Yu's mouth tightly and didn't let go, until Li Yu's face was flushed, and then he let go of the struggling cat.

"Have you calmed down?" Huang Ji asked Li Yu's shoulders, looking straight into Li Yu's eyes and frowning.

"En!" Li Yu nodded obediently and obediently.

"Extremely calm."

Huang Ji looked at the white-skinned, serious-faced kitten in front of him, he didn't know what to say.

When he caught this demon-killer and weapon-snatching male demon, Huang Ji thought that Li Yu's drunken nonsense just now was intentional, but now it seems that Li Yu is really not sober.

"Really calm down?" Huang Ji asked again in disbelief.

"Really, really, really," Li Yu nodded fiercely, his short hair turned into a chicken coop by himself.

Jumping up and breaking free from Huangji's big hand, Li Yu put his hands behind his back and walked around the male demon again and again.

"There's a guy named Li Yu who is really, really, really perfect," Li Yu said solemnly, eyes widening.

"He is beautiful, cute, smart, rich in money, he is in love with monsters, flowers are blooming, he is humorous and open-minded, kind and optimistic."

"Hey, do you think I'm right?"

Speaking of this, Li Yu slapped the male demon's butt hard, and shouted: "Did you hear that? You heard the answer!"

The male demon was so smart that he shrank his butt subconsciously, and sobbed: "I heard it, I heard it, you are so right, you are really special and perfect. You are so perfect that a demon sees a demon's love, and a flower sees a flower bloom." .”

Stretching out his index finger and shaking it in front of the male demon, Li Yu corrected his mistake seriously: "You are wrong, it's not me, it's Li Yu."

The male demon was about to be tortured to the point of madness, and he repeatedly responded: "Yes, yes, it's not you, it's Li Yu."

"Well, really good," patted the male demon's waist with his hand, and Li Yu continued to say under Huang Ji's shocked gaze: "This boy named Li Yu, his father is the demon king of the demon world, and his mother is the demon king of the demon world." Miss from a big family."

"He himself is very competitive, no matter what he learns or does, he is the most outstanding one in his generation."

"He was born with all the good things imaginable in the world."

"Lacking nothing, so never wanting anything."

"Until one day, he heard his master talk about the history of the mainland in class, and the master told him that the three worlds of humans, demons, and demons were originally one."

"But I don't know when, the continent was separated and blocked. Since then, the ocean can no longer be seen from the forest, and the desert can no longer be walked from the plain."

"So he had a particularly whimsical dream."

"He wants to eliminate the prejudice and hatred of the Three Realms towards each other, and restore the disintegrated continent to its original freedom and prosperity."

While talking, Li Yu lowered his head and stretched out his feet to kick the stones on the ground.

"But it may be that God saw that he was living too smoothly, so he made his parents disappear first, and then let him be arrested by the elders and tortured."

"But he is not afraid. The Elders will be reluctant to kill him for Wang He. He feels that as long as he is alive, things will always turn around. Moreover, every time he sees those old demons who are so angry that he is helpless and half dead, he I just feel happy from the bottom of my heart.”

"But one day, he suddenly realized that his inaction caused many people in the demon world to suffer. So he panicked, and he knew that he had to find a chance to get out."

"So he lowered his head, bent his knees, joined forces with the enemy he hated deeply, and at the same time paid a great price, and finally escaped."

Li Yu's eyes turned red as he spoke, and he slapped the male monster's head with his hands as hard as a watermelon and asked with a bang: "But he is still happy in his heart, because he is still being beaten by him after all." He escaped. He's the real winner, don't you?"

"Yes, yes, yes, Li Yu is the real winner," the male demon echoed hastily.

Nodding in satisfaction, Li Yu continued: "His parents left too early, and no one taught him the rules of survival in the jungle, so he can only trust himself and only himself."

"But he is still very happy. Because he firmly believes that he is still the only beautiful man in the world. He has never resented any monsters, but he just hopes that he can be stronger gone."

Whispering and muttering a long series, Li Yu meowed when he got excited, then jumped up to the male demon and looked directly at him face to face.

Li Yu: "I don't think I actually said anything I shouldn't have said, but there's no other way, you've heard it all. So either you choose to answer my questions obediently, or you're ready to be tortured."

The male demon was taken aback by this sudden turning point: "Ah? What are you talking about?"

"Hi," Li Yu hiccupped, stretched out his fingers to smack the male monster's face, and said seriously: "There are quite a lot of branches here, and they are of various sizes."

"Why don't you just enjoy it first, and then make a decision after enjoying it?"

"Wow wow wow wow!!!!!!"

The male demon was so frightened that he couldn't cry, struggled frantically, and said tearfully: "Little ancestor, just ask what you want to know, and I will know everything without saying anything."

"Just please don't touch my ass, I really can't stand it!"