Coach, your fat paper dropped

In the urban area of ​​S City in the evening of September, there are many old people who go out to enjoy the cool air and young men and women with rich nightlife.

Ye Chen leisurely walked on the pedestrian street lit up with neon lights, towards the fitness club where he worked.He turned a corner, stood on the side of the road, counting the numbers on the red light, and answered the ringing phone.

Hanging up the phone, watching the red light jump, Ye Chen squeezed among many waiting people, and moved forward with the flow of people.

Ye Chen kicked and walked loosely, when suddenly there was a rush of footsteps behind him, he tilted his head slightly, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of a... The fat man ran very fast and approached, bumping into countless people, leaving behind Lots of sorrys and an uproar.

"Let's go! Please let's go!" The little fat man rushed here and there, and finally bumped into Ye Chen's shoulder, which he couldn't dodge. The not-so-small fat man slammed into him so violently that even Ye Chen felt his shoulder go numb. After a while, let alone other people, no wonder he still refuses to forgive after apologizing.

The little fat man grinned and rubbed his head, was forced to stop, his eyes were a little dazed, obviously he didn't have Ye Chen's resistance at that moment.

"Are you okay?" Ye Chen touched the tip of his nose.

Before Feiyue Ban could recover, she heard the question of the culprit who caused him such a question, so she poured out the anger that had been suppressed all night and had nowhere to go.

"All right? Do you think I'm all right? Are you blind? Didn't you see someone behind? Don't you know how to make room?"

After all, he turned around and ran away without giving Ye Chen any time to talk.

After all, Fei Yueban, who got angry out of nowhere, was a little guilty, afraid that Ye Chen, who was 1.9 meters tall, would suddenly violently hurt others.

Ye Chen, who had become a punching bag, opened his mouth, wanting to tell the little fat man that he didn't have eyes behind him, so he really couldn't see.

But he looked at the back of the little fat man who was a head shorter than him, clumsily disappearing in the crowd, and he didn't have time to quarrel with him.

Ye Chen saw Fei Yueban again at the fitness club. He happened to be receiving guests at the front desk for a colleague who had diarrhea that day. When he heard the door knock, he looked up and saw the fat man coming like a hurricane.

Ye Chen raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Welcome" was blocked by the flyer that was about to stick on his face.

"I'm going to do this!"

Ye Chen pushed the little fat man's hand away with a smile, and asked politely: "Sir, may I ask you..."

"This!" Concubine Feiyueban, who rushed in without thinking, patted the flyer in front of Ye Chen, pointed at the most expensive fitness package on it, "Get it for me, I want this!"

Ye Chen was blocked by the fat man's strength and wanted to persuade him. He squinted at the set meal he had chosen. In order to meet the market demand, the set meal with the largest characters and the most expensive price on the flyer was specially outlined in red. "Return your perfect body in three months" is the most conspicuous.

Well, it's his package item.

To be honest, it is really rare that there are still people who believe these advertisements.

Ye Chen raised his eyelids, and decided not to destroy the "childlike innocence" that rarely existed in this world.

He printed out an agreement and handed it to Fei Yueban: "Sign it."

Concubine Yue didn't even ask any questions, she finished writing with the brush twice, threw the agreement back to Ye Chen, and asked irritably, "When will the class start?"

Ye Chen looked at his signature - Fei Fat.

obesity?

He glanced up at the little fat man, secretly speechless, secretly lamenting the foresight of his concubine and concubine.

"Mr. Fat Concubine..." Ye Chen bit down on Concubine's pronunciation, not wanting to make the pronunciation become fat and hurt the little fat man's heart.

"Fuck!" Unfortunately, things backfired, Feiyue Ban immediately exploded when she heard his address, "Which eye did you see that my name is Fei Fat, and my name is Feiyue Ban, these are two words!"

Concubine Yueban pointed to the word Yueban on the signature, probably because she wrote it too hastily, and the three words were crowded together, so it was easy to read them wrong.

Concubine Ban was very angry. When she was a child, she wrote crookedly and crookedly. The nickname "Fat" came from being crowded together. Even if she deliberately wrote the two characters far apart later, she still couldn't erase the nickname.

He has been ridiculed a lot because of this name since he was a child, and his sudden weight gain was deliberately made funny by his classmates, which made him get angry reflexively when he heard others call him that.

Ye Chen opened his mouth, feeling powerless against Fei Yueban, who obviously seemed to have taken some explosives.

"Okay, Mr. Feiyueban..." Ye Chen looked at the little fat man who wanted to stare at him with two skeletons and sighed, "If you want to start class as soon as possible, you can start today, but you need to measure your body fat first , a personal trainer will make the best weight loss plan for you.”

Ye Chen paused, and read out the second line of the advertisement: "I will definitely give you back your perfect body in three months."

Feiyue pursed her lips halfway, thought about her perfect figure with her round face, and laughed uncontrollably, revealing her two pointed canine teeth.

Ye Chen poked his eyes and looked over.

The little fat man still laughed, he thought the little fat man was a bomb.But looking seriously, the little fat man is not ugly.

Feiyue Ban noticed Ye Chen's gaze, she immediately smiled back, and gave him a few supercilious glances along the way.

"Cough..." Ye Chen cleared his throat, and out of the corner of his eyes, he saw that the colleague at the front desk had already returned from the toilet before starting to work, "Your class is in the third room on the second floor. You can go there and wait for the coach. You and the coach are needed during class time." For discussion, there are changing rooms and bathrooms in front of the first floor, and there is a sportswear store next door..."

Ye Chen considered that the little fat man was not familiar with the terrain, so he wanted to introduce him. Who would have thought that the little fat man would not dump him, so he turned around and went up to the second floor.

tsk...

Ye Chen raised his hand to greet the front desk colleague who just came out and wanted to go back to the toilet: "Li Fei, I'm going to work, you come and watch by yourself."

Li Fei covered his stomach, and moved over with a look of lovelessness: "Thank you, Ye Chen."

"Ha...it's okay." Ye Chen patted him on the shoulder, making him stagger, "This is not okay, Li Fei, your complexion is too bad, you should go and have a look, it looks like you have a kidney deficiency of."

After finishing speaking, he laughed and dodged quickly, avoiding Li Fei's teasing legs: "You have a kidney deficiency, and my kidney is very good."

Staring at Ye Chen's back, Li Fei touched his face and murmured, "Is it really bad? How about I ask for leave?"

Ye Chen, who had just walked a few steps, turned around: "Please, please, don't die at home one day and no one will know."

Li Fei shook his fist at him: "Fuck you, you want to fight, don't you!"

Ye Chen waved his hands while walking: "You are not my opponent usually, and you are not even now, why do you have to seek abuse?"

Li Fei: "..."

The author has something to say:

It's just a short story

It must be short, but cute or not... I don't know (*^__^*) hee hee...