catch a boyfriend home

For Yu Fan, a rookie in games, Yi Xingwen is indeed a conscientious and hard-working "good thigh", and he can always find meat to eat after him.

Over the past few days, the game points ranking of the two has risen steadily, and the fish pond game can't wait anymore, and the two join hands to go to a more exciting battlefield.At the same time, the level of matching teammates is also getting higher and higher, and the level of irritability... has also increased significantly.

In this round, Yi Xingwen just landed on a roof, and saw a third-level helmet on the ground on the second floor from the window. He stood still, jumped off the roof, and ran to Yu Fan, who had no sense of direction and was wandering around. In front of him, he said, "Come with me."

Yu Fan frantically followed him into the room.

Yi Xingwen turned around and closed the door to prevent other teammates from coming to intercept the goods, and then said: "You search the second floor, I will search the first floor."

The teammates were amused by their operation, and complained: "I didn't say that, buddy, it only takes two people to search for one house!"

Yi Xingwen heard that his teammates' tone was not very good, and said in a nonchalant way: "This place is rich, and it cannot be taken by one person."

The teammate said: "Hey, why don't I come here on a motorcycle..."

Before he could finish speaking, Yi Xingwen said again: "The two of you... are just right."

The teammate choked for a moment, and said angrily: "Cut, then you two can search, I'll see if I can find something good!"

As soon as the words fell, Yu Fan's excited voice came from the headset, "Brother, I picked up a third-level head!"

teammate:"……"

Yi Xingwen was very happy to be loyal to the "face-slapping" activity, and said happily, "Put it on."

Teammates want to save face: "Just a broken helmet, I thought it was a gold mine! It's worth the fuss..."

Yu Fan said excitedly again: "Brother! I picked up M24 again!"

Wouldn't it be better to "slap the face twice", Yi Xingwen said happily, "Take it and use it."

This time the teammate turned off the mic and did not speak.

Yi Xingwen didn't bother to argue with him.

After searching this place, Yu Fan can be said to be overweight.

The barrage began to sigh.

"I love you, our fish is like the reincarnation of the European Emperor, how come there are good things everywhere!"

"This piece of equipment is really fat and bubbling!"

"Just relying on this equipment, I must fight till the end!"

"Am I the only one who found the blind spot? Brother Bird told him to go to the fish search place, think about it, think about it..."

"From the bottom of my heart, I have lemons."

"Halo, where can I find such a caring neighbor, who is gentle and doesn't dislike you, and even sneakily gives you equipment."

"..."

But Yu Fan, who was addicted to the game, didn't see a single word of these words.He was wearing his third-level equipment, waving a full-equipped M24 and running wildly on the hillside.

teammate:"……"

Teammate: "No. [-], you should hide a little bit. The room area is next to you. Do you think that others can't kill you by running like this?"

As a veritable "vegetable chicken", Yu Fan really didn't have the confidence to refute his teammates' "kind" reminders. .

However, Yi Xingwen couldn't bear the malicious ridicule from his teammates, and said in a low voice, "Take care of yourself."

At this time, as if to verify the words of his teammates, the room area suddenly shot at them.

The teammate hurriedly hid behind the tree, and said angrily: "Damn, I'll just say it!"

Yi Xingwen frowned and pursed his lips, reminding: "Number two get down."

Yu Fan immediately obeyed the command and lay down behind the stone.

After Yi Xingwen saw him lying down, he also hid behind the hillside, set up his gun and confronted the people down the hillside.

They are in an uphill position and have a great advantage against guns.

But no matter how superior the posture is, it can't match the rampage of the pig teammates.

Teammate No. [-] originally hid under the tree, but the tree trunk was like Schrödinger's trunk, which was useless at all, and the others hid too well, so he became the target of public criticism all of a sudden, he hid back and forth , but had no choice but to shoot and sweep.

I don't know whether it was intentional or not, but none of his bullets hit the enemy. Instead, he turned around and fed them all to Yu Ban who was hiding behind the stone.

Yu Fan: "?"

How did I fall down?

The teammate was still playing dumb, "What, brother, I'm sorry, I accidentally..."

Yi Xingwen sneered, and knocked down a player on the other side with a 98K shot. While reloading, he said sarcastically: "You can't fight against the enemy, TKNo.1."

The teammate was stunned for a moment, and just about to speak, Yi Xingwen shot again, completely killing the people in the housing area.

When the crisis was resolved, Yu Fan stretched out "Erkang's hand" and asked for help: "Brother, help me, help me!"

Yi Xingwen put away the spy, changed his rifle/gun and ran to rescue Yu Fan.

The teammate was still there beeping alone, "I apologized, and said it wasn't intentional, what else do you want? After all, we were beaten because number two was too ostentatious? Isn't it just the top three of the third level?" Do you want to show off, oh, can a broken M24 go to the sky? Will you play this game? Have you ever seen a player jumping on the hillside, isn’t it just looking for a beating? I said Wrong? Don’t play if you don’t know how to play, and you don’t feel aggrieved by following other people’s buttocks…”

That person talks a lot, and his voice is ugly, like a swarm of bees buzzing in your ears.

Yu Fan frowned, it's fine if he was beaten to death, the other party still has something to say?

His petulant temper also came up, and he opened his mouth and cursed: "Can you control me? I can walk as I like, sir? Even if I have eight legs and cross the road, the police are watching me. What's the matter with you?" Huh? If you were ugly, you wouldn’t go out on the street anymore? Just beat me to death and apologize, and you beep and say so much because you drool too much? If you drool too much, go to the toilet and face the toilet to your face spit it out!"

Since the beginning of the game, Yu Fan has been following Yi Xingwen step by step. He is so obedient. His teammates originally thought he was a submissive, but they didn't expect that his mouth would be stronger than himself, and they were stunned.

Start arguing with him now.

Yu Fan was naturally not to be outdone.

Seeing that the man's words became more and more dirty, Yi Xingwen couldn't bear it anymore, so he picked up the guy and fired twice.

The teammates paused.

Before he opened his mouth to ask the crime, Yi Xingwen said nonchalantly, "I'm sorry, it went off."

The teammate said angrily: "Fuck! You!"

Yi Xingwen raised the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "I apologized, and said that I went off the rails, what else do you want?"

Both the tone and the speed of speech are much more sincere than what he said before.

After being quiet for nearly a minute, the teammate swallowed this breath, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you are awesome!"

Then the mic was not turned on for the entire round.

Barrage music.

"It's so cool! Brother Niao specializes in dealing with villains! This teammate looks like he's greedy for his equipment. If we were playing alone, we might be beaten to death and snatched our equipment at the beginning of the game."

"Damn! I'll empathize and stop falling in love with Brother Bird!"

"Big Brother Cow!"

"It's been a long time since I heard Yu Yu swearing at the street, and I'm still a little unaccustomed to it for a while, hahahahaha."

"Our helpless but swearing fish has finally hugged his thigh, I'm glad!"

Yu Fan also didn't take the matter of being TKed to heart just now, after scolding, he took the bag given by the neighbor's elder brother to fill up the blood, and continued to start the beautiful journey.

In this game, the teammates died as soon as they reached the finals.

The remaining two, Yu Fan and Yi Xingwen, managed to eat the chicken.

When exiting the game and reaching the preparation page, Yi Xingwen suddenly said: "You said before that you could only consider offering a song if you had to eat chicken seven times. The game just now was the seventh time. You... have decided what song to sing for me." ?"

The bullet screen was shocked: "!!!"

"Ah?" Yu Fan didn't realize it, and was stunned for a long time before he couldn't laugh or cry: "No, brother, I was joking with the audience, why do you take it seriously! If it was you, I would sing for you anytime. you can!"

"If it were me..." Yi Xingwen chuckled with downcast eyes, and said in a low voice, "There are so many people around, I can't be special..."

Yu Fan didn't care at all and said, "Oh, we're so familiar!"

In front of the screen, Yi Xingwen stood up and tapped a few times with his finger on the mouse, his tone suddenly had a different meaning, and he lowered his voice: "Besides, it seems that only relatives or... lovers can blatantly Enjoy the special treatment..."

His voice was too low, and Yu Fan turned down his voice because he was playing a game, so he really didn't hear what he said, so he asked doubtfully, "Huh?"

Yi Xingwen coughed lightly, and said, "It's nothing, have you decided to sing something?"

Yu Fan exited the game, clicked on his own playlist, looked through a few times and got a little confused, and asked, "Is there anything you want to hear?"

The voice was a little more shy.

Yi Xingwen smiled and said, "Can I order?"

Yu Fan nodded, "Yes."

Yi Xingwen looked around the barrage, and found that someone posted the song he wanted to hear, and said, "Then..."Cute Beast"."

Yu Fan said: "Okay."

Because there were all kinds of song titles posted in the barrage, he didn't doubt why Yi Xingwen knew the song.

It was the first time he sang live in such a long live broadcast, so he was inevitably a little nervous.

He cleared his throat, and said very confidently: "My mic doesn't have any reverb, so you can just listen to it, it doesn't sound good...don't say it! Otherwise, I won't sing!"

The barrage got this benefit through the help of the neighbor's big brother, so naturally he didn't dare to ask too much, and expressed encouragement and expectation, and the rainbow fart was already in the barrage box.

Yi Xingwen pressed the headset and turned up the computer volume.

After thinking for a while, he turned on the computer's recording device.

Yu Fan turned on the accompaniment, put the microphone to his lips, and said, "I'm starting."

"Cute Beast" was written by Yu Fan when he was [-] or [-] years old. At that time, he seemed to have just started to learn to write lyrics. The style of the song can be described in one word, it is lively and melodious.

"A lovely beast awaits at the intersection of time,

Big eyes like those in fairy tales and a hoarse throat.

He made many friends in the splendid universe,

Live a happy life different from the one in the fairy tale.

Xing Xing is a little old man who often coughs,

The sun is also often scalded by its own body temperature,

Night and day bet on who can knock over the hourglass,

Xia Tian said that he wanted to make friends with Dong Dong. "

Yu Fan may not pay attention to his accent when he usually speaks, he is full of Beijing accent, and his modern temperament is very inconsistent with the leisure and agility in his songs, but when he sings, it is eye-opening, and he will never Some people suspect that it is not him who is overdue, because there is basically no difference between his live and recorded songs.

It's just that I may be four or five years older, and the voice will be a little different, but what I listen to the song is the melody, and what I taste is the taste.

"Death is an unsmiling child,

Reality always complains that they are not treated well by people,

The future and the past have a sworn feud,

The hour hand said that he was envious of the free and easy second hand.

The Beast is a lovely and gentle beast,

He will silently listen to everyone's sorrows,

Boundless at the crossroads of time,

He learned to worry a little,

In fact, it is not necessary to accept all orders. "

At the end of the accompaniment music, the bullet chatter sent out rainbow farts all over the screen.

Yu Fan coughed a few times, a little uncomfortable with the blushing compliments on the screen, he caught one of the bullet screens saying "don't play the original song", and said angrily: "When you don't sing, you call me False, I sang and said I will play the original song! I won’t serve you anymore!”

Then it was broadcast very neatly and violently.

Yi Xingwen couldn't help laughing a few times, shook his head and turned off the live broadcast.

The child was once again embarrassed by the praise.

He saved the recording, clicked on WeChat, and sent Yu Fan a feedback on listening to the song.

【Cute Blush Chicken】It sounds good.

That night, after a long time, Yi Xingwen opened the only playlist he had collected in the music app again, listened to those songs he had heard countless times, and came to a conclusion.

The male protagonist sets No. 13: Talented, innocent.

The author has something to say: the lyrics were written by the author himself, as long as my friend Meng knows the meaning of that "romantic fairy tale". QQ