"Do you know "Journey to the West"? The story of Tang Seng and his three apprentices going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to obtain the scriptures. The protagonist in our book also has ninety-nine and eighty-one, but it's not suffering, it's all fucking peach blossoms. You say it’s irritating or not, now nine out of ten people killed by a brick falling from the sky are single dogs, and his rotten peach blossoms can cover half of the sky!”

At the end of the conversation, the white ball of light floating in front of Shen Huaichu's eyes and talking to him exploded, turning into a white hedgehog.

Just after his 28th birthday, Shen Huaichu, who has been single since his mother's womb, touched the back of his head. He was killed by a brick falling from the sky, just 1 minute ago.

The brick fell with a bang, before Shen Huaichu could say "Damn it", he saw himself floating out of his body and had a face-to-face encounter with the ball of light.

The ball of light flew around him for a week, and the first sentence he spoke was "Have you seen "Nine Nine 81"?"

Shen Huai hadn't read it at the beginning, so there was a conversation at the beginning.

He withdrew his hand, glanced at his body at his feet, and said, "It's quite annoying."

It's really super annoying, this death is also a bit tragic, the entire back of the head is sunken, the face is still facing down, blood and mud are mixed together, mottled and messy.Chaos is the breakfast he just bought from KFC in the back. He has been in line for a long time, and he hasn't had time to take a bite.

But now it seems that something is not right to feel bad about eating.

"Then do you want to raise the torch and light up the grassland with a single spark?" Guang Tuan asked again.

"I don't want to, what do the characters in the book have to do with me?" Shen Huaichu frowned. Are people... or things in the afterlife world so out of their minds?

"Because you have been single for 28 years. If you hadn't been crushed to death by a brick, you might have been single for the rest of your life. Don't you have any malice towards this kind of dominant person?"

Shen Huaichu rolled his eyes, he has been single for so many years and has nothing to do with others, at most he felt sad and jealous.And he is dead, this life has passed, which means that the fact that he has been single for a lifetime has become a fact!Shen Huaichu moved his lips and was about to deny it, but the group saw his intention and quickly stuffed something into his mouth, making him silent for a long time.

"Single dogs don't cry, a couple is a couple when they are separated!" Guang Tuan shouted.

Shen Huaichu: "..."

"Go to my love crushing machine, smash those sevens and eights peach blossoms, and let the male lead become a single dog like you!"

After speaking, the light group gradually expanded and enveloped Shen Huaichu.

Shen Huaichu was blinded by the white light, and subconsciously raised his hand to cover his eyes. He originally wanted to wait for the light to fade and then move his hand away to reason with the light group, but he passed out within a few seconds.

Open your eyes again, the stars are flowing in the black sky, the glimmering blue light converges into a long river, and occasionally a cloud passes by, like a veil carried by the wind.This is a scene that Shen Huaichu has never seen in his limited life, and it is as beautiful as an illusion.He immediately propped up his upper body on his elbows, but halfway through the force, he fell back again.

Only then did he realize that his whole body was sore and weak, as if he had done some strenuous exercise the day before.

"Ding——my dear love smasher, this is the last time I talk to you. Welcome to Liuhuang, the world in the story "Nine Nine 81". What you need to do is destroy the protagonist Gu Qingxing All the peach blossoms around you! This task is limited by time, and the time limit is 50 years. At the same time, we will keep your body for 50 years. If you complete the task within the time limit, you will have a chance to be resurrected. Of course, you will definitely ask what to do if you do not complete the task. What else can I do, of course I can only say goodbye!" The previous light group appeared in front of him with a particularly cheerful tone.

"I put the book "Nine Nine 81" in your universe bag, and it will disappear automatically after reading it. In addition, as an outsider, you have no corresponding role in the book, that is to say, as long as it does not involve some As for the essence, you can play it as you like! Of course, your body has also undergone some wonderful transformations!"

"Hey--"

Shen Huaichu reached out to Guang Tuan, and with the other hand he tried his best to support his upper body, but Guang Tuan ignored him and said goodbye on his own.

"Then my lovely Love Smasher, work hard on the mission, I look forward to seeing you when the mission is completed!"

When the voice fell to the ground, the light ball gradually became smaller, and when Shen Huaichu stood up from the ground, it had already disappeared.

"Crap!" Shen Huaichu scolded.

He finally saw clearly where he was. This was a vast grassland. Presumably at this time, spring was in full swing, and various colors competed for beauty.The end of the grassland meets the sky, the stars are shining above his head, and the sea of ​​flowers blooms behind him.

The scene is good, but it still can't calm down the anger in my heart.

What happened to them? They were crushed to death by bricks for no reason, and they were sent to this place to accept the task of "Scatter 81 Peach Blossoms". Anyone would want to hit someone.

Shen Huaichu frowned into a knot, the fire had nowhere to go, so he had to kick the grass next to him.

With this kick, he realized something was wrong.

These legs are indeed a bit short, completely out of proportion to his height of 1.8 meters.Shen Huaichu quickly spread out his hands, the palms of these hands were also pitifully small, the fingers were thin and short, they were as soft as boneless after pinching.He didn't notice it just now, but now he remembered that when he spoke, his voice was soft and soft, with a smell of milk.

With a "fuck" in his heart, after looking at everything that can be seen up, down, left, and right, Shen Huaichu confirmed an amazing fact - he turned into a seven or eight-year-old.

After being stunned, Shen Huaichu lowered his hand weakly, but when his hand hit his leg, he was stung. He hurriedly looked down and found that there was still a kit tied around his waist.Presumably this is the universe bag that Guangtuan was talking about.He has read a lot of novels and comics, and he can probably guess what the Qiankun bag is based on these three words.

The heavens and the earth are all contained in one bag.

He fumbled in the Qiankun bag and found a thin book, and the five large characters on the cover of the book explained everything.Shen Huaichu sat on the ground and read this book under the starry sky.

After a long time, Shen Huaichu hissed and sighed.

In fact, he thinks that the male lead is nothing, but he is a little handsome and has a good swordsmanship, which attracts countless people to follow him.The male protagonist himself has no feeling for the rotten peach blossoms around him, but at the end of the story, these 81 people fought for him, and countless spiritual veins in the entire world of cultivating immortals were destroyed, and many immortal sects withered since then.

81 peach blossoms are really worthy of the word "rotten".

After reading it, the book really disappeared in his hands, but he was able to recite the contents of the book backwards.The memory has improved, and this is probably the second place where his body has been modified.

Shen Huaichu reached into the Qiankun bag again, searched a bit and brought out a paper bag. He opened the paper bag, and there were three pieces of flower cakes inside.

As soon as he ate the cake with his nose full of fragrance, Shen Huaichu began to think about the next step.

That light group really did not play cards according to common sense, and ran away without even telling him what year and month it is now. Now he can only find a family to spend the night and ask about the situation by the way.

He slapped off the dregs from his hands, and when he was about to get up from the grass, he saw countless torches appearing in the distance, like a continuous fire, and then the sound of horseshoes came to his ears, which was earth-shattering.

Shen Huaichu remembered the opening paragraph of "Nine Nine 81", "In the spring of the seventh year of Changning, thousands of riders passed around Zhongshan Mountain, ran to the plain of Heye, and killed more than a hundred members of the Gu family by the emperor's order. At that time, Gu Lang was thirteen, and he was shocked by the sword. In the long night, he attracted the attention of the immortals on the clouds. The immortals took pity on his delicate bones, resolved the matter, and accepted him as a disciple.

This is where the story begins, and Gu Lang's first peach blossom is about to bloom.

That's right, not long before meeting Gu Qingxing, the immortal just took in a female doll as his apprentice. The immortal who has already attained the Tao was amazed by Gu Lang, let alone a mere little girl?A young girl's heart has been rippling ever since, and then... tsk.

Shen Huaichu felt that it was time for him to raise the torch in his hand.

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