[Touken Ranbu] Things Kohomaru and Sankazuki have to say

Honmaru, Chenshi.

When the inquisitor woke up with messy hair, she knew it was getting late when she saw the light coming into the room from outside the paper door. She rubbed her eyes and sat up sleepily from the soft quilt, then Crawling towards the door on both hands and feet, he yelled weakly.

"Guang Zhong──"

It was as if this sheep-like words had exhausted all her strength.The inquisitor was tired and exhausted, with loose hair, decadently waiting for Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, who was like a mother in Honmaru, to come in to help her dress and arrange her hair, without even bothering to move a finger.

Then the god judge suddenly heard Xiaohumaru's roar from the courtyard not far away: "Tsurumaru! Are you trying to quarrel with me!"

Seeing the surprise, the god judge made an ugly expression on purpose, looked at the candlestick Kiri Mitsutada who knocked on the door and pulled the door open, and asked, "What happened to Xiaohumaru and Tsurumaru?" In the scene of men quarreling, the judges were very worried from the beginning, and later they thought why they were always arguing, and now they feel a little annoying.

"Lord, your hair..."

The judge suddenly felt that Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada's face was distorted for a moment.Of course, it was only for a moment, she watched Candlestick Cut who was sitting next to her, taking out the comb and hair accessories from the dressing cabinet beside her, and began to fight with her long hair like an enemy, and after a while Answered her question: "I don't know too well, it seems that Tsurumaru did something to Sankayue."

The judge thinks that Candlestick Qie Guangzhong must be thinking about how his master can be so sloppy.must.

"...I think so too."

Then she heard herself say it.

"Things that Xiaohumaru and Sankayue have to say"

The first thing: About the lower limit of Xiaohuwan.

When the judge waited slowly for Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, who was more like a nanny than her mother, helped her arrange her hair and put on those complicated clothes, the quarrel between Kokomaru and Tsurumaru (although she felt that it was only Tsurumaru's unilateral Playing with and Xiaohuwan's unilateral fried hair hook) has also reached a fever pitch.When the interrogator arrived at the scene of the crime, he waved his clothes domineeringly, feeling good about himself, and asked Yaken Toshiro who was beside him with dignity.

"Let's talk about what kind of evil Tsurumaru has fallen into. Ask Kokomaru to try his tricks?"

Yaken Fujishiro shrugged helplessly, and first said good morning to her: "Oh, good morning, General." Then he pushed the glasses on his face before continuing: "I heard that Tsurumaru is in Xiaohumaru Kissed Sanriyue's cheek in front of her."

"Oh?" The judge raised his eyebrows: "It's really amazing, you should give Tsurumaru the Best Courage Award." She joked nonchalantly, it was standard to lie down and talk without leg pain.

The judge thought about it and decided to ask again: "Where's Cattail?"

"I remember...today is the plan to go to Madangban with Gu Gu?" Ranto Shiro, who appeared at an unknown time, was standing beside Yaken Toshiro. with a sigh

"Ma, right now."

In an instant, Candlestick Kiri Mitsuchu's bad memories were awakened.

After that, the god judge went to the stable with Yaoken Toshiro and Ranto Shiro, and sure enough, he found Natsuo Toshiro in the place where the horse manure was cleaned. The god judge frowned and pinched his nose, and seemed to be having fun Nanao Toshiro felt a little headache.

"Oh, Lord! How did you come to such a place?"

Natsuo Toshiro put down the big rake used to clean up the horse manure, washed his hands with clean water and walked over, and saw that the judge moved quickly and hid behind Yaken Toshiro (because of the height difference, although he could hide A little reluctantly) said: "Wait, wait, don't come here!" Even if you are more than ten meters away, you can't stop the strong smell in this place.

The judge decided to leave after speaking.

"Well, cattail, Xiaohuwan seems to be in a bad mood right now, please put it aside and go talk to Xiaohuwan."

"Huh? Shall I go?" Natsuo Fujishiro blinked, put down the sleeves of his jacket that were rolled up for convenience, and said, "Of course I'm fine, what about the Lord? I think if you go, the effect should be better than mine. Is it better?"

At this time, the judge used a serious expression, as if he was talking about some great principles of life.

"Ciaowei, people need a moderate amount of relaxation, so leave your relaxation method to Xiaohuwan."

Of course, it's just a bunch of fallacies.

"But Lord, we are swords."

Judge: "..."

"Ciaowei, don't be too obsessed with those little settings."

Natsuo Toshiro: "..."

After throwing a terrible consequence to Tsurumaru, the judge left happily. She decided to go to the kitchen to find Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada, who was going to cook lunch, and discuss with her favorite knife about whether we can add more meat to lunch.

On the other hand, Natsuo Toshiro also appeared in front of Kohomaru wearing a horsey look.

"Xiaohumaru, I heard from the Lord that you really need a way to relax?" Natsuo Toshiro squatted down beside Xiaohumaru, looking at Xiaohumaru who was still crouching in front of the pond and tilted his head to think about it, although He doesn't quite understand the entanglement (?) between Mikazuki Kohomaru and Tsurumaru, but if it's just a way to deal with annoying people (swords?), he really has a few tricks.

So Natsuo Toshiro stood up and smiled: "Well, there is always a way! Kokomaru, let's go to the stables!"

"The stables?" Kokomaru looked at the person coming, with an expression that seemed to say that when he was thinking about how to pay back to that bastard Tsurumaru, someone interrupted his plan. Painting is like delusion.

"Well, let's come together!" Natsuo Toshiro said playfully, blinking his eyes.

Stables, Sishi.

"Hey - cattail - what are you doing here?" Xiaohumaru reluctantly stepped into the stable, and he still vividly remembers the scene when he was ignored by the horse when he was on the horse with Mikazuki Zongjin before. These nasty horses.

Xiaohuwan vowed that one day he would roast and eat all these horses when they were useless.

Natsuo Toshiro rolled up the sleeves of his coat again, put on plastic gloves and picked up a rake, then turned to look at Kohomaru, and said with a smile.

"Just throw horse manure on the people you hate!"

So it was a bit late when the god judge and Candlestick Qie Guangzhong heard the noise in the courtyard and came out of the kitchen to find out.Xiaohuwan's long, fluffy white hair looked even whiter in front of several buckets of brown objects, and the face of the examiner turned black.

Of course, it is not ruled out that the face may be blackened by the smell.

"My God! Cattail! Little Fox Ball! What are you doing!" It's not like her to cover the mouth and nose with other people's coats.

"Little Fox Maru... Calm down, calm down!" Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked at the buckets of things with a disheveled face, and couldn't accept it. He couldn't believe that the lower limit of Xiaohu Maru could be refreshed to such a level, and What the hell is Natsuo Toshiro next to him instigating!

Then Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked at the judge as if he saw a savior: "Little girl! Hurry up, hurry up!"

"Hahahaha! Come on, Kohomaru! Make Tsurumaru look good!" Natsuo Toshiro patted Kokomaru's shoulder happily to add fuel to the flames.

The god judge felt that if he was hit by that thing, it wouldn't look good at all, and it would make the courtyard stink.

...Although it stinks already.

"You guys—that's enough! Didn't I tell you not to collect horse manure!" The interrogator said no matter how many times, she was worried about whether Xiaohuwan's hair would be stained with horse manure. Worried about whether her yard would be stained with horse manure to make her ugly, and at the same time worried about whether she herself would be affected and also be stained with horse manure and stink.

She has so much to worry about, God.

"God, what about Sanriyue? Where is Grandpa!"

"Sanriyue went on an expedition with the fourth team two hours ago! Haven't come back yet!"

"I---" Damn.The god judge coughed and swallowed the indecent words back into his throat, and said, "Who arranged it! I just went on an expedition today!"

Everyone who was watching was silent for a while.

Yaken Toshiro took a breath, and then his face was ugly. The examiner felt that he had forgotten that there was such a thing as horse manure on the scene.

Finally, Yaken Toshiro calmed down and broke the silent air: "General, it seems that you ordered it."

Judge: "..."

"Yakuken, don't be too obsessed with those small settings."

Yaken Toshiro: "..."

"General, all in all, let's stop Xiaohuwan and Catfish first..."

Suddenly, Horikawa Kunihiro's voice cut in and interrupted Yaken Toshiro's words, bringing the supreme hope to the examiner.

"It's back! The expedition team is back!"

At this time, the god judge finally let go of Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada's suit jacket, and ran from the other end of the corridor to the gate of Honmaru, shouting and galloping like a lunatic in a disfigured manner: "Crikazuki ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!" ──Grandpa, ah, ah──”

Sanriyue Zongjin heard the stern scream like a female ghost in red who appeared from the ghost gate in July, and the usual smile on his face still made people feel like it was a super-rare sword. During the conversation, he withdrew and reached out his hand to touch the head of the judge who was rushing in front of him, and said with a smile, "Hehe, it's a little girl, what's the matter? Don't worry, I'm here, speak slowly."

"Ask Grandpa Sanriyue to save Xiaohuwan!"

"Xiaohuwan?" Mikazuki Zongjin tilted his head in doubt, "What's wrong with Xiaohuwan?"

The judge had a solemn expression: "Xiaohuwan has lost his mind, and the situation is extremely urgent."

It's as if Xiaohumaru and Tsurumaru Kuninaga are going to break the knife after one of them heads-up.

Mikazuki Zongjin was taken aback by the urgency that was unnecessary for a god judge. After asking where Xiaohumaru was, he withdrew his hand and rushed to the courtyard gracefully even when he was nervous.

"...Hey, tell me, did Grandpa Sanriyue misunderstand something?"

Qingguang and Yamato, who were left behind, kept their peace: "..."

"The Lord's statement is easy to misunderstand, so the matter is actually not as serious as you said." Yamato Shou'an shook his head with a smile, "The Lord is really getting worse and worse. "

"...I think it's serious? Although it seems to be different from what grandpa imagined." The judge looked serious.

Horikawa Kunihiro, who didn't speak from the beginning to the end but knew everything: "..."

California Qingguang raised his hand at this time.

"Here and here──Master, my face and hands are covered with blood, I want to take a bath and relax now──"

Only then did the judge notice that the two people who were left behind had some inconspicuous blood stains on their bodies. She took out a handkerchief from her pocket and wiped the blood on the faces of California Qingguang and Yamato Shou'an, and said with a smile: "Okay." Lah! This is world-class handsome again!"

Both of them were taken aback by this move, and laughed at the same time.

The judge was baffled by the laughter of the two, "Are you not injured? If you are injured, go and enter the room first." She reminded with concern.

"Yes──" California Kiyomitsu and Yamato Mamoru Anding smiled and said they were about to walk towards the courtyard.

The judge was so frightened that he quickly grabbed the two of them, with a serious expression on his face, "Go back to your room from the east corridor today."

"Stay away from the courtyard and cherish life."

After that, Mikazuki Munechi rushed to the courtyard in a hurry after hearing the words of the judge, but it turned out that it was only when Natsuo Toshiro incited Kokomaru to throw horse manure at Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and after Tsurumaru Kuninaga saw him She somehow hid behind him.Mikazuki Zongjin couldn't help being stunned for ten seconds, it was Yaken Toshiro who called him to ease the atmosphere.

"Little Fox Maru." Mikazuki Zongjin smiled, grabbed a pile of horse dung in front of him, and waved to Kokomaru who was about to greet Tsurumaru Kuninaga. It was only then that Xiaohumaru realized that Mikazuki Zongjin had returned. Also froze. "Three moons?"

"Hehe, don't be angry, I'll help you tidy up your hair later, okay, look, your hair is messed up."

Later, the judge who arrived at the scene and continued to hide behind the candlestick Kiri Mitsutada swears that she definitely saw the burning background of Xiaohumaru instantly extinguished like an ice bucket was poured, and then a spring breeze blew past, vaguely as if it was still alive There is a tail dangling behind.

Xiaohumaru thought for a while in silence, finally put down the plastic gloves that were holding the horse manure, and nodded: "Well, since Sankayue said so, it's not impossible to let Tsurumaru go this time, but..."

"Ok?"

"You want to kiss me too."

Judge: "..."

The judge really felt that there was no lower limit to how thick-skinned Xiaohuwan could be.

After Xiaohumaru and Mikazuki Zongjin both left, the god judge ordered Nanwei Toshiro to dispose of the horse manure in a stern (self-confessed) tone, and asked the seemingly unwilling Gu Kuo Toshiro to supervise and ask Nanwei Toshiro to stop Collect horse manure.

Even if you really have this kind of interest, don't put it in front of her.

On the other hand, Xiaohumaru and Mikazuki Zongjin returned to the room, and Xiaohumaru was sweetly pillowing on Mikazuki Zongjin's leg, letting the other party follow her white hair.Xiaohumaru has always felt that the room of Sankayue Zongjin has a smell of tea, mixing with the smell of Sankayue Zongjin, it can always relax his impetuous mood.

"Xiaohumaru." Mikazuki Zongjin's slender and slightly calloused fingers lightly brushed Xiaohuwan's cheeks and swam towards his ears, brushing up a few smooth white hairs before falling from his fingertips, "Although Tsurumaru As if wishing I hadn't told you, but I'll say it anyway."

Sanri Yuezong closed his eyes with a smile, raised his hand, and the wide sleeves of his robe covered half of his face.

"Hehe, actually, Tsurumaru didn't kiss me at all this morning."

"Eh—yes."

"Yes."

"..."

"Huh!...No?" Xiaohumaru got up from Mikazuki's legs in an instant, and his crimson eyes suddenly looked into the blue eyes, and Xiaohumaru felt that even the moon in Mikazuki's eyes seemed to be the same. smiling.

"Hehe, but I didn't expect you, Kohomaru, to have such a big reaction. I didn't have time to tell you in the morning that it's time to start the expedition. I thought I'd explain it to you after I got back. I'm sorry."

Then Mikazuki Zongjin slightly bent down to get closer to Xiaohumaru's face, and kissed his lips like a superficial kiss.

"That will cancel it out."

He rolled his eyes with a smile.