One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

Su Rong's feet seemed to be nailed to the ground.The girls who were hiding in the supermarket also ran out one after another. There were crowds of people around him, but he couldn't move his legs, and he couldn't even give them a little space.

Who the hell is Yu Qiubei, and what kind of novel is this novel... The more Su Rong thinks about it, the more something goes wrong. What he clicked on is a male novel with a supernatural division, that's right, there are male novels like Yu Qiubei. Is it the leading actor in this book? I haven’t seen his harem open until now. On the contrary, the character design is getting farther and farther away from the humble gentleman at the beginning. Is it because he crossed in and affected the development of the plot or is the original plot setting of this book just so weird? ?

Before he was allowed to think about it, the people around him chattered around the dead parrot, and his already chaotic thoughts were made even more chaotic by the noise, so he could only give up first.

Yu Jin couldn't believe that this flamboyant thing died so easily, picked up an arrow and gently planed it with the tip of the arrow, the corpse rolled around on the ground and rolled back to her feet , she startled herself.

Wang Fan stood aside silently.The parrot died, and his revenge was avenged, but he was not half happy about it.

You Miao pushed his glasses, and asked Yu Qiubei strangely: "You have thought of a solution from the beginning, why didn't you tell us? We can cooperate with you better."

In the supermarket, Yu Qiubei only asked them to shoot arrows to lure the bird to him, and then he trapped the bird, never saying that his real intention was to kill the giant bird the moment it became smaller.

Yu Qiubei didn't take it seriously: "Only the way I know is the safest way."

He didn't say it clearly, but everyone thought of the photos in Pan Youqing's wallet at the same time.There may be a ghost among them, and it is not safe to plan to speak out.

At this moment, out of the corner of Su Rong's eyes, he glanced at the tattered bamboo sword in the corner of the ground, and a thought suddenly flashed into his mind——

The bamboo sword he brought on a whim saved his life at a critical moment. No matter how you look at it, it seems that he had foreseen the danger and prepared a way to break it in advance.

But he obviously didn't intend to do it.

He looked at Yu Qiubei again, and Yu Qiubei was also looking at him.

They looked at each other silently across the crowd, Yu Qiubei seemed to see through him, but he couldn't see through Yu Qiubei.

From this angle, Su Rong could not only see Yu Qiubei, but also the big tree tied to the clothesline behind him.

Behind the tree is a bush, and in front of the bush, behind the trunk, there seems to be a half-figure...

"Look over there!" Su Rong raised her hand in surprise, and everyone looked over there.

It was an old man who had been spying behind a tree for an unknown amount of time.

Unlike the old man who was the administrator in the equipment room, this old man seemed to be exuding a circle of low air pressure. His old face was riddled with ravines, his eyes were staring like dead fish in the dark circles of his eyes, and his lips were dry and tight.

Seeing that he was discovered, he no longer hid, and walked out slowly from behind the tree generously.

He had difficulty moving one foot, and it took him a long time to get out of the shade.

After seeing this man's face clearly, You Miao suddenly showed a surprised expression.

"This……"

Su Rong was terrified by his reaction, "What's the matter, you don't know him?"

"I've seen this grandfather, but I don't know him." You Miao also felt that the current situation was very strange.

The old man was still walking towards them, his steps were slow but firm, and those who were closer to the tree couldn't help but hide behind one after another, making way for him.

At the same time, You Miao also explained where he met this grandpa: "I don't like living in the school dormitory, so I have been renting a room here in the family building. I have met this grandpa a few times, and he is always..."

The old man stopped in front of the dead parrot.

You've finished your sentence!Su Rong anxiously asked: "What are you doing?"

You Miao swallowed his saliva, stared at the dead parrot, and understood something in an instant, "...he is slipping the bird."

If it wasn't for the dead body of a bird lying in front of him, Su Rong might have thought it wrong when he first heard the word "slippery bird".

You Miao still said: "He didn't hide in a cage like the old man. His parrot held a chain on his foot and stood obediently on his shoulder. Because it was very strange, I kept on seeing it. I haven't forgotten."

At this time, the old man raised his eyes and stared at You Miao who was talking.Then he slowly opened his mouth with few teeth left, and said in an old voice, "Young man, I remember you too."

For a moment, everyone looked suspiciously at You Miao, but You Miao did not panic, on the contrary, he politely asked back: "Grandpa, we have no intersection, how do you know me?"

"Ha!" The old man's gloomy expression suddenly became agitated, as if you dared to complain first, "You still have the nerve to say, why don't you ask your cat!"

You Miao was taken aback, obviously not understanding what he was talking about: "... Where did I get the cat?"

The old man was aggressive: "It's just that black and yellow raccoon cat, didn't you raise it loose in the yard!"

"It's really not..."

Before You Miao finished speaking, he was interrupted by the old man.Although the old man has few teeth in his mouth, he still speaks very sharply: "I clearly saw that you bought ham sausage from the supermarket and fed it! You still said no!"

At this time, Wang Fan quietly defended his cousin: "My brother is obsessed with cleanliness, so it is impossible for him to keep cats. He would rather keep me than cats."

You Miao finally understood what the old man was talking about, waved his hand and said: "Grandpa, I did feed it a few times, but it was just outside the supermarket when I went to buy something, so I just fed it. It's just a stray cat, not my cat."

"Impossible!" The old man was agitated, and he started to catch You Miao tremblingly, as if he wanted to force him to admit that the civet cat was his.

For a moment, Su Rong felt as if he was in a noisy vegetable market. The public said that the public was right and the woman was saying that the woman was reasonable. He was one head and two older, and he didn't know what they were doing.

This old grandpa looked old and weak, and looked harmless, Yu Jin boldly stepped forward to hold him back, and patiently persuaded him: "Grandpa, you have something to say, what's going on?"

The old man pointed at You Miao's nose and cursed angrily: "My parrot! The parrot I have raised for more than ten years! He killed him!"

You Miao's eyes were wide open, it was the first time Su Rong saw him showing such an expression, as if saying "It's really not me".

"The other day I went out for a bird walk, and your damn tabby cat came out of nowhere and grabbed my parrot and ran away. I only managed to save one of its legs..."

When the old man said this, it was like a nightmare reappeared in front of his eyes, one of his feet didn't stand firmly, if it wasn't for being supported by Yu Jin, he almost fell down.

"I chased the cat in the direction where the cat was fleeing, but I accidentally rushed into the street, and a car rushed towards me..."

Everyone understands what he didn't say. He went to chase the wild cat that took the parrot, but accidentally chased him onto the main road, and was hit and killed by a passing car on the road.

He choked up a bit before continuing: "I don't hate that car, I've lived enough to be over 70 years old. But my parrot is like my child, and my child can't die even if I die!"

You Miao tried to reason with him helplessly: "Grandpa, I understand your feelings, but that cat is really not my cat, and it's useless for you to hate me."

Under his firm denial, there was finally a wave of wavering in the grandfather's eyes.Maybe he also knew subconsciously that the raccoon cat was a wild cat, and he was just persistently looking for someone to blame and vent on.

"If I don't hate you, who else can I hate..."

When he said these words, the parrot corpse on the ground suddenly turned into a pool of ashes.

Su Rong cleverly remembered the voice that Yaoyao said, and hurriedly said while the iron was hot: "Grandpa, why are you hating? Did you listen to some messy things? Grandpa, listen to me, you are old, and some People with malicious intentions are only staring at you old people and fooling around. You listen to what the saint Jesus said, Jesus said to love those you love, love those you don’t love, and love your enemies!”

He said so much in one breath, he had to stop to take a breath, and then said with fuller emotion: "What does this mean? It means that we must use love to resolve hatred! As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become Wonderful world!"

Yu Qiubei couldn't help but burst out laughing, but immediately covered his mouth to avoid being discovered by the grandfather.

Where has this grandfather seen such a battle before? He seemed to be taken aback by Su Rong's rapid-fire words, and asked hesitantly, "Yes, is it? Jesus really said that?"

Su Rong's eyes were clear and earnest. He had been the teacher's favorite type of good student since he was a child. When he stared at him with such sincere eyes, the old man's heart was shocked.

"Hey, I'm not an unreasonable person..." The old man let go, and stopped looking at You Miao with the eyes of killing his son and enemy, and finally said in a calm tone, "You said that when you die, you should go to You Miao." Reincarnated, what am I doing wandering around here, I don’t even think about it.”

Su Rong still wanted to dig a little deeper about the voice guiding him, but once the grandfather figured it out, his body became more and more transparent, and he was about to disappear like Yaoyao.

Su Rong hurriedly asked: "Grandpa, do you remember who made you hate it? You can tell us anything about that voice!"

"Ah?" The old man was a little slow to respond, "I think, that voice seems to be a male voice..."

Su Rong's heart tightened.

"It seems to be a female voice..."

Isn't it the same as saying nothing!Grandpa, do you really not have dementia?

The old man blurted out the last sentence: "Anyway, he is a young man just like you. Ah, it's nice to be young..."

This information can only be said to be better than nothing.The old man's figure instantly turned into a wisp of green smoke, and flew away like an unfettered blue bird.

They stood there, not knowing what to say.

After tossing around for so long, it turned out to be a misunderstanding, so what is the dead Xiao Yuanyuan?

Xiao Yuanyuan's body was still hanging upside down from a tall tree, and they couldn't even collect her body.

They walked around the area of ​​the family building and found no other dangers.Behind the family building is a small door that leads directly to the main road. If a driver on the road is distracted and someone suddenly comes out of the door, the driver will not be able to react and step on the brakes.

But now they were standing in front of this door, they could see the wide asphalt road, but across the road was a thick fog, a large area of ​​gray, Su Rong would even feel blurred vision after staring for a long time, and had to look away.

This is their situation, trapped in the fog on campus and unable to go anywhere.

"Have you ever watched a horror movie..." Qin Nian couldn't help but want to say something, "The heroine also went to a strange dimension. In that dimension."

"So, can we really go back?"

Her dry voice echoed across the empty road.

Yu Qiubei might have gotten tired of saying the same thing, so he put his hands in his pockets this time, turned around and left.It was still Su Rong who couldn't stand it anymore, broke the silence, and said in a relaxed tone: "Of course I can. There are so many delicious and interesting things waiting for me, and I have to crawl back."

The setting sun lightly sprinkled on his fair cheeks, and the plain facial features also had brilliant colors.

In fact, when he said this, he didn't know if he could live to the end, but if there was no hope, then there was really nothing.

The author has something to say: How can you beat an old man, so let's continue talking!

Maybe this article is essentially a sand sculpture essay.

The next chapter, Yu Qiubei's Blackening, is finally scheduled!Please take a day off tomorrow (5.18), and think about QAQ