One Hundred Ways to Make a Villain Unemployed [Transmigration Book]

They returned to the "safe house" of the different-dimensional team in the different dimension.When Su Rong heard about the safe house, she thought it was a sturdy and tall room, and she was still wondering why there was such a place in the school, but she silently followed them to the place to have a look. It turned out to be the warehouse under the school supermarket for storing goods. There is no problem with the group of them living here, there is only one entrance, and there is a female ghost Zhenzhen to help guard the door, so they feel that this place is very safe, and they agreed that if they had to get separated, they would come back here to gather together.

This was Su Rong's first time meeting a female ghost Zhenzhen.Zhenzhen is much younger than he imagined, only reaching his chest, and looks like a little girl in junior high school.Su Rong secretly scolded the author for having no conscience, even forcing underage girls into the male lead.

"Brother Qiubei, you're back!" She was really clingy to Yu Qiubei, even if they came back together as six of them, she could only see Yu Qiubei in her eyes.

She rushed over directly, but it was a pity that Xuan Weiran and Qin Nian were at the front. I don't know if it was because of their inconvenient legs or other reasons, they just stayed there and blocked Zhenzhen abruptly.

Yu Qiubei was not ashamed to hide behind the two girls, so he nodded at Chong Zhenzhen and said flatly, "Well, have everyone else returned?"

"Hmph, I don't care!" Zhenzhen played with his petty temper.At first glance, she looks similar to a normal person, but if you look closely, you can find that her figure is still faintly transparent.

Yu Qiubei just said okay perfunctorily, bypassed her and went straight into the warehouse.Su Rong looked at the figure that really raised her foot to catch up, and thought sadly that this was probably the fate of an unfavored concubine.

They have cleaned the warehouse a long time ago. The space is spacious and tidy. There are folded sheets and bedding in the corner, and there are all kinds of snacks and drinks on the shelves. It is easy to eat and drink.

Yu Qiubei counted the number of people, but luckily all fourteen people were here.

Seeing Xuan Weiran came back injured, the little girl who had given Su Rong water and bread burst into tears.Qin Nian was embarrassed and embarrassed to explain that it was all her fault, but was interrupted by Xuan Weiran raising his hand: "It's okay, don't talk about it. Compared with what happened to Qiubei, I was only slightly injured, so there is nothing to mention of."

Qin Nian had just said half a sentence, and had to shut up embarrassingly.

The little girl looked at Yu Qiubei sobbingly: "What's wrong with the president, why did you take so long to come back?"

Wang Fan volunteered to take a step forward, ready to speak generously.Seeing his posture, Su Rong knew that it wouldn't be over in ten minutes, so she immediately said "I'm going to the bathroom" to the air and slipped away with oil on her feet.

No one paid attention to his words, because most of the people concentrated on listening to Wang Fan's wonderful story about Yu Qiubei's battle with the skeleton spirit. Until he completely disappeared around the corner.

When Su Rong first entered the supermarket, he spotted the bathroom. As soon as he got out of the warehouse, he rushed straight to the bathroom, eager to see what his body looked like.

Although I somehow came to a spiritual world with ghosts running around, but it doesn't seem too bad to have a chance to experience another life?

Passing through the rows of shelves, he excitedly pushed open the door of the bathroom. When he entered, he thought he had gone to the wrong place, so he exited and re-entered.

Well, that's right.He just went from a supermarket with 2020 food into a 2000 toilet, no big deal.

The time and space in this different dimension was a bit chaotic, but now that he thought about it, he realized that the cafeteria he stayed in just now didn't seem to be in the style of 2020.

There is no distinction between men and women in this toilet. On the left is a simple sink, and on the right is a latrine with a ditch. There are only three cubicles with wooden doors.A bare light bulb hung from the ceiling, emitting a dim yellow light.

Su Rong stretched one leg in first, and looked at the situation with her head.It was empty inside, the compartment doors were all open, and there were neither people nor ghosts.Only then did he walk in with confidence, and looked in the mirror in front of the sink.

The surface of the mirror was covered with a thin layer of dust, as if it hadn't been cleaned for a long time, but it didn't affect the use, and the human face was still clearly visible, so Su Rong didn't bother to clean it.

The amazing thing is that the person in the mirror looks very similar to Su Rong himself. He has an ordinary appearance with a little bit of upturned eye corners, which tends to look very aggressive, but he has no serious personality every day. No matter how aggressive the appearance is, it will become listless.And this Su Rong was wearing a pair of black-rimmed glasses, which gave him a nerdy air out of thin air. He hadn't felt that he was wearing glasses before, but when he took them off, the world around him was still as clear—this is a pair of glasses. With plain glasses, there is no change in his 5.2 vision eye.

It should be that after he transmigrated into the book, the world made some adjustments to his body according to his own physique, so that he could get used to it?

Speaking of which, don't there generally be systems for this kind of text-transmission? Why isn't there a system to remind him what he should do!

After finally having time to be alone, he sorted out the current situation in his mind: The known information is that he has inexplicably transmigrated into a book, and the good news is that he is not familiar with other characters so there is no need to worry about revealing his identity , the bad news is that he knows nothing about the next plot, has no cheats at all, and has to start from scratch with this group of unlucky people!

Su Rong was concentrating on looking in the mirror when the light bulb above her head flickered suddenly.

Am I dazzled...

Su Rong turned her head, and found that the light bulb was still hanging upright. It may have been used for too many years, and the inner wall of the light bulb was a little black. It seems that this kind of old light bulb flickers occasionally, and there is nothing to make a fuss about.

He comforted himself, turned on the faucet and washed his dirty hands. Seeing that his face was not too clean, he washed his face again by the way.In the end, he thought that since he had already come, he should go to the toilet and go back.

He walked into the middle compartment. The smell in the compartment was not very pleasant. Holding his breath, he unbuttoned his trouser belt and studied the small characters engraved on the side wooden door.

I don't know whether these words were written with a pencil or engraved with a pen. The handwriting is blurred and only the general outline can be vaguely recognized.

He first recognized the three words on the bottom: dead pervert.

Su Rong thought, could there be a pervert in this toilet?

He shivered while urinating, but then he thought, this is a different dimension. We all know that there are only ghosts in the different dimension, and there are no perverts.

He convinced himself with his own logic, and continued to study other small characters with confidence, and found that there were many "careful" in different handwritings in the remaining characters, which should have been written by different people, and each caution was followed by a string of exclamation points.

The word "be careful" isn't scary at first, but the bathroom wall is covered with moss, and the floor is covered with mildew. The atmosphere is really gloomy, and it's hard not to let him have horrible associations.

He pulled up his pants, feeling a little nervous, but he couldn't restrain his curiosity and continued to look down.

In the middle of the wooden door are some large characters. The person who wrote them seems to be very angry, and the words are very large: Die voyeur! ! !

After learning that it was a voyeur and nothing else, Su Rong was relieved.Peeping Toms are generally very timid, only dare to hide in the dark, and there is no threat.The previous "dead pervert" should also be talking about this voyeur.

Speaking of such a small toilet, if you want to hide and peep, where can you hide...

Su Rong raised her head and looked at the ceiling. There was a ventilation hole in the corner of the ceiling, so she couldn't hide in the ventilation duct and peek at the girls going to the toilet. What can she see here?

He continued to read along the line of writing, and the next line of big characters was still written by the same person, and it was written flamboyantly: Don't look below! ! !

Sometimes people just have a strange conditioned reflex, where the body insists on doing whatever the brain does not let it do, and nothing can stop it.

He lowered his head, caught off guard and met a pair of dark eyes in the latrine.

Even after all his calculations, he didn't realize that there was a person lying under the stinky latrine!

This person's eyes were black and blue, his cheeks were sunken, and his face was as white as paper. He looked at him without blinking, without any expression.There was still filthy excrement hanging on his face and body, but he seemed to be one with the mess, staring at him faintly under the cover of excrement.

When she thought of unbuttoning her trousers and urinating on him right above this person just now, Su Rong's hairs stood on end in an instant, and the blood in his whole body rushed straight to the sky. Open the lock of the compartment.

The breath he held was useless, and he inhaled countless foul odors in his lungs in the panic, which made him feel nauseated as he ran back to the warehouse, as disgusting as swallowing a hundred flies.

Ignoring the risk of his identity being exposed, he pushed open the warehouse door and yelled, "Why is there someone lying under the latrine in that toilet watching people poop—"

Everyone in the warehouse sat in a circle, with a large sheet of white paper and a notebook in the middle, and it seemed that they were in a meeting.His voice successfully suspended the meeting, and the entire warehouse was silent.

Yu Qiubei was sitting facing the warehouse door, with his lips parted slightly, he was suddenly interrupted from what he was saying, and looked up at him with displeasure.

This time he didn't feel guilty, he straightened his back, sank into his dantian, ready to repeat it again.

But the little girl spoke up before him: "Why did you go to that toilet? Didn't we all go to the library to go to the toilet together? Oh no, it seems that you were taken away by Xiaowan before you knew about it... "

It appears he was not exposed.Su Rong breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to ask: "So what's going on? It's too creepy!"

Some girls scolded angrily: "That's a pervert who likes to hide in the cesspit and peep at girls going to the toilet! I don't think shit smells too bad!"

"That's not right..." Su Rong was confused, "Aren't we all dead people here, and that person will lie in the pit even after turning into a ghost, so persistent?"

Yu Qiubei wanted to find his rhythm in the meeting, and he could no longer let Su Rong ask endlessly: "We are having a meeting to discuss some issues about ghosts and this world, why don't you sit down and listen, if you have any questions after listening It’s not too late to comment.”

The little girl kindly squeezed to the side when she heard the words, and made room for Su Rong to sit down.Su Rong was startled in the bathroom at first, when the series of "fuck" finished speaking, it was the time when the momentum was like a rainbow, but when Yu Qiubei interrupted her, she immediately became sluggish, took the warehouse door and sat obediently in the line .