I'm a global superstar after reiki

In one day, Bai Zhaotang's Weibo fans increased by more than one billion fans.

Because this incident will affect every aspect of everyone's life, the official blog of the state agency also explained it in detail, and answered everyone's doubts.

Forbidden Pavilion v: Please don't worry, you should go to school and go to work.Although we may be facing another profound social change, this is another turning point in history. We cannot change it, but I hope everyone can face it positively!

The Central Committee of the Republic v: Huaxia has retained the wisdom of countless ancestors, and they will help us overcome difficulties!This live broadcast can be regarded as a professional skill to help us improve, and there are famous teachers on the spot to explain the confusion! [love]

People's Daily commented: ...

Phoenix Soaring Network:...

Fellow Daoist, you have also come to cross the tribulation: Seriously, even though so many big bosses endorsed it, I still can't believe it! [sad] [sad]

Jade Bird was so attentive to me: Oh, me too!I thought the Chinese media were as mischievous as the Americans. They used to spoof in the newspapers, saying that a plane crashed into a building. [Laughing]

Flying Dragon and Phoenix: +1

Xiaobu Tail Wagging: +1

Go to the township to look for people like Lanke: +1008611

I'm Baitang Tiansisi: Wow, to be honest, my mother still can't believe that my brother is so amazing that I told her all day long!

Lest Shi Lianghua fall asleep: Me too!My mother said all day long that she should study hard and not just chase after some vase idols. Now she was beaten in the face by her brother, haha!

The wind direction determines the hair style i: I heard from my dad that those foreigners also want to watch my brother's cultivation course bird!

People ugly mouth not sweet long security: what the hell?

The little slag in the second grade also eats spicy strips? : No way, this is China's treasure, you can't let crooked nuts get their way!Comrades, push me up.

Who does Sadako keep her long hair for: You can go to the official blogs of ambassadors from various countries. [pick nose] [pick nose]

My skin is thicker than my homework: my skin is thicker than mine! [envious]

I hope there is wifi in front of the grave after death: don't promise them! !

Papa, I want to pull Dad: Comrades from the War Bureau, follow me and go abroad together!

Ugly Seven Monsters: Take me!

Dominate the kindergarten!: And me!

Bearded Girl: Me!

So this day's foreign Witte website was bombed!

Because of the cohesion of foreign courts, the prestige is not high. Although their presidents have also issued declarations and shown evidence, the people do not trust them.

They think that the president may be making some irrelevant jokes on everyone like his predecessors.

What's more, it is thought that American Haolaiwu will release a blockbuster special effects movie and spend a lot of money, so ask the president to advertise!

Comrades from the Bureau of War and Uncertainty cunningly blended in with netizens from other countries, expressing their dissatisfaction with the "country"'s decision to introduce Chinese variety shows!

Sure enough, they were hooked!

Some countries don't know why, and they have always maintained their "blood" and attacked the Chinese people at every turn.

So when they saw that the country wanted to "subdue softness", there were instant protests from all over the country.

The citizens of America, Neon, and Kimchi are particularly dissatisfied. Doesn’t the country’s actions make them bow their heads to China?

Absolutely not!

Are they worthy of our eyes on the top of our heads?

As a result, the approval ratings of the current presidents of the three countries are faster than the stock market's decline rate. They have expressed their dissatisfaction with the president in various places, and they want to replace the unreliable people!

The dignitaries of the three countries were very angry. Although they were ridiculed by the people on weekdays, it did not mean that they were fools and did not know the importance of Huaxia's cultivating variety show.

Their country is controlled by plutocrats, but it is a democratic country in name, and it is impossible to enforce something under mass protests.

All in all, I am very sorry.

For a long time, for the sake of political correctness, they have encouraged the people to discriminate against Chinese people and unite to suppress Huaxia.

I didn't expect to lift a rock and hit my own foot today, as if I was about to throw my stinky socks, but it was blown on my face by the wind, disgusting and bitter.

Gee.

……

When the foreign people were still protesting against the president, Bai Zhaotang was lying on the bed, looking at the shadows of the trees outside, blowing the cool breeze.

He was holding a mobile phone and was chatting with Daoist Tian.

Wei Wei washes out the autumn steps: Daoist, when will I have class, the lesson plans are all written!

Daochang Tian: Oh, I'm still arguing.

Slightly washes out the autumn steps:?

Tian Daochang: You don't know, the places for those guests are overwhelmed!My head hurts too!

Wei Wei washes out Qiu Jieying: This class is mainly to teach swordsmanship, of course, some people with basic swordsmanship are needed to come!

Wei Wei washes out the autumn steps: Of course, in order to let people with various spiritual talents understand, we can also invite some masters in the field of music, cooking, and medicine to participate in the future.

Wei Wei washes out the autumn steps: But time is running out, I can't wait!

Daoist Tian: Yes, let me remind you again.

……

For the Huaxia people, that day was an ordinary day, they went to school and work as usual.

However, it was such an ordinary day that changed his destiny!

After many years, they still remember that day clearly.

"That day, I was a child, and I just went to school as usual. When I was walking on the road, I heard the cheers of many big brothers and sisters."

"Although many people later felt that the era of comprehension created by Jianxian greatly destroyed the passion and dreams of the scientific age, but he saved people from the pain of life, old age, sickness, death, and parting from their families. Although I have experienced so many things, I still remember I was so touched at that time!"

––Excerpt from "Memoirs of the Sword Fairy"

However, the current Bai Zhaotang doesn't know the right and wrong about him in the future.

He just wants to fulfill the mission entrusted to him by the country and the way of heaven!

Bai Zhaotang v: The first episode is about to start. If you are interested, you can follow the xx live broadcast. Tonight at [-] o'clock, I will wait for you in the live broadcast room! [chirp me]

This Weibo was quickly forwarded by various official blogs.

Because he posted it during meal time, many people saw it, and those who didn't saw it also learned about it through the publicity of relatives and friends.

They immediately kept this matter in their hearts. Many netizens who needed to study at night and work overtime, after asking for leave without hope, complained angrily about the school or the leaders, and soon became the hot search.

Many leisure people showed off in the comment area, causing netizens to warn Cha Lemon.

Bai Zhaotang looked at the turbulent waves on the Internet, but he was actually quite touched in his heart.

No matter how big the storm will be in the future, these sand sculpture netizens are so happy and cheerful.Perhaps life taught them to cry and enjoy the unavoidable suffering, but at this moment, they still absorbed the warmth of human beings.

Soon, huge traffic rushed into the live broadcast room, the platform was paralyzed for a while, and the staff hurriedly worked overtime.

Bai Zhaotang looked at Song Siwei who was determined to take care of him, took the water he handed him, and quickly pulled him to sit and rest.

Today he just wanted to live broadcast some common sense of cultivation, and how to draw Qi into the body.So it just needs some ordinary people to come to the scene and practice according to their own methods.

Because it was too late to decide on a candidate, he proposed to find some ordinary people in the entertainment industry for the first period. First, they are used to reality shows, which is a good start. Second, it is more convenient and saves time.

The relevant departments also agreed, but they asked the candidates to be decided by them.

When Bai Zhaotang arrived, he found that several guests were already seated on the stage.He took a closer look, and it turned out that they were several national first-class actors who had long been well-known in the circle!

He didn't dare to take it too seriously, and after saying hello to the old people, he picked up the microphone and prepared to test the sound.

Facing the crowd of spectators standing in line behind him abruptly, he murmured in his heart, where did he find this actor? Why does it look so strange?

It's time.

He first introduced himself to the machine he was filming, and then introduced repairs that people don't understand.

After the Great God Pan Gu created the world, his body formed this beautiful world.

Because the three ancient races were fierce and fierce, and their populations were everywhere, they did not know how to restrain themselves, and consumed countless auras.In order not to be dragged down, the way of heaven set up a catastrophe and opened the first immeasurable catastrophe led by dragon, phoenix, and unicorn.

After that, the vitality of the three clans was seriously injured, and they withdrew from the prehistoric stage.

Di Juntai was born in the great sun, transformed from Pangu's right eye, with noble roots and strong strength.Their brothers set up the Heavenly Court and led the monster clan to dominate the wind and clouds, so majestic!

At that time, the witch clan dominated the ground, and they were transformed by Pangu's flesh and blood, and their physical bodies were tyrannical.

There was a gap between the two clans of liches. In order to fight for the supremacy of the prehistoric world, they started the Lich War, and the corpses were scattered all over the field, which was the second immeasurable calamity.

At that time, God Nuwa was sanctified because of the human race, and Sanqing was also sanctified because of teaching the merits and virtues of all living beings.The discord between the teaching and teaching disciples coincided with the establishment of the heavenly court and the catastrophe of conferring the gods. The two religions fought fiercely and suffered heavy losses.It should be the third immeasurable robbery.

Then Heaven was furious and separated all walks of life.If the human race and monster race want to become immortals, they can only prove the Tao if they practice hard.

The road to comprehension is long.In order to achieve Taoism and become immortal, monks do not hesitate to oppress mortals, even slaughter wantonly, and use human lives to cultivate magic weapons.Rivers of blood flowed in the world, and resentment abounded on the earth.The way of heaven is powerless, so he had to choose to enter the age of doomsday. This is the fourth calamity measurement.

"So far, ordinary humans have become the protagonists of the earth. They are smart and hardworking, and they have created technological civilization generation after generation. They can fly to the sky and escape from the earth without practicing. If the gods of the past knew it, I am afraid they will be very pleased."

Bai Zhaotang said with a smile, he avoided looking at the weird audience in the back row, but frequently looked at the kind old artists at the side.

"I want to answer some questions first, which are the questions that the teachers have carefully sorted out that all audiences care about." He smiled and glanced at the camera.

"A lot of viewers must be very distressed, why do you still have to go to work and go to school?"

"The Dao is three thousand, not limited to one form. Cultivation just provides us with another perspective to understand things. We can't let practice become a chain that confines us, but let it become our assistant."

"Can you give me an example?"

A gray-haired old lady heard this kindly, and Bai Zhaotang recognized this somewhat familiar old lady, and he grew up watching her movies!

"For example, chefs can cook delicious food. If they practice, they can infuse aura into food, and through the improvement of their expertise, they can upgrade their realm."

"We need to introduce spiritual energy into the body to practice, and usually only when doing things we are good at, there will be a state of immersion in it, which is the first appearance of the spiritual light of heaven and earth. Ordinary people cannot successfully induce energy, because they do not pay attention to this step. "

"Entraining qi is only the first step in cultivation. If you want to live without food and live forever, in addition to enhancing your allure to aura and improving your ability," he blinked mischievously, "you also need to improve your own realm."

So bear children, don't struggle, you can't escape the "claw" of the school!

As for adults, even if you have reached the realm of bigu, you still need to work!

Immortal cultivation is very resource-intensive.

Girls from other people's homes wear fairy-like clothes embroidered with magic charms, can you ignore the envious eyes of your own daughter or wife?

What other magic tools in the shape of hairpin rings, spiritual food overflowing with aura, and beauty-retaining pills with remarkable beautifying effects...

Dear, are you motivated to work again?

"Cultivation requires a process, but how can we elderly people with handicapped legs protect themselves?" asked a senior.

"You got the point," Bai Zhaotang snapped his fingers, and a fluffy creature rolled in.The audience also widened their eyes, "Isn't this a national treasure?"

Bai Zhaotang saw their surprised expressions, "Humans have human nature, and demons have demonic methods. You can raise some spiritual animals and help them practice Taoism. In the future, you can also protect your parents and family."

Although Gun Gun was born not long ago, he is very spiritual. Now he has the wisdom of a three-year-old child.

Bai Zhaotang hugged the cute little Gungun, stretched out his sinful hand, and boldly touched the national treasure's head.

"Now let our Lingling say hello to everyone." The people in front of the screen stared at the somewhat shy Roll, looked at it lovingly, and glanced resentfully at Bai Zhaotang who was holding the cute animal.

Different from the voice of Zhong Nuo Nuo, its voice is very bright, after all, it is a bear!

The expressions of the audience were a little dreamy, after all, they could hear the national treasure speak in their lifetime!

He must have accumulated virtue in his previous life.

"Although monsters have their own methods of practice, those who are interested can pay attention to the official blog of the National Religious Association, but people's love can help them make rapid progress in their practice! Newly born animals need patience from their owners education and companionship."

作者有话要说：谢谢读者大大们的支持！感谢在2020-06-1322:45:51~2020-06-1522:17:46期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 1 bottle of light;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!