I'm a global superstar after reiki

Bai Zhaotang carried a hiking bag and got on the bus to Zhaojia Village.

The car rocked slowly because of the rough road, Bai Zhaotang followed the car, feeling drowsy.

Last night when Song Siwei came out of the shower, he pretended to be fast asleep, turned his body sideways, and remained motionless.

He could feel Song Siwei sitting beside him, looking at him.I also felt his slight breathing, came to my ear, and kissed myself.

then…

Then he fell asleep!

And because I wasn't used to it, I didn't fall asleep until early in the morning.Early this morning, I had to leave as soon as possible before he got up.

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Zheng Ping and his wife live a prosperous life, they have no children yet, and they usually have time to go shopping.

This week they plan to visit a well-preserved ancient village.When I got on the bus, I saw my wife Chen Li kept looking at the young man who was leaning towards him.As soon as he looked at this posture, he knew that his wife's nympho had committed another problem.

He was a little annoyed, and he slapped his wife hard. Chen Li was hit unexpectedly, and she was stunned for a while, but when she recovered, she couldn't help feeling angry.

Good guy, what are you trying to do?She grabbed the ears of the people around her all of a sudden, and only calmed down a little after receiving repeated apologies from the other party.

"The young man is very handsome, he looks like our brother."

"Come on, I'm so young, I don't have a girl as old as you!"

"Oh, can you spit out ivory?"

"I can't, can you?"

Looking into his sincere eyes, Chen Li chose to screw him.

Bai Zhaotang vaguely heard the movement behind him, a bit dumbfounded, this big brother is too sincere.

"You deserter!!" A fluffy head emerged from the backpack, and a cat with yellow patterns covered its mouth with its paw pads, but spoke human words.

"Keep your voice down." Bai Zhaotang looked at him lazily, a monster with patterns resembling a cat teacher, with a very venomous mouth.

"In love, you must seize the initiative. Look at you. When the other party pushes you, you want to run away. It's embarrassing for me."

"It's just you? Want to take the initiative and move so fat?" Bai Zhaotang was poked at the sore spot by him, and wanted to stab him in the heart with his backhand.

"Ah, I'm such an elder, it's a crime to be contradicted by a junior like this!"

Bai Zhaotang watched him self-direct and act, and noticed that the surrounding ears were pricked up, staring at the vicious cat who was obviously on purpose, calmly picked up the phone, and met the inquisitive eyes of the old man sitting next to him.

"Master, I'm watching TV, I'm bothering you"

"Watching TV, I thought what are you doing, it's scary." The uncle was a little interested, "Did you watch "The Happy Life of Cuihua" on National TV recently?"

"...read."

"Hey, let me tell you..."

Along the way, from Cuihua's superb parents, grandparents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, aunts, and aunts, to her mother-in-law's naughty neighbor who Mabao's husband dislikes after she married, the uncle criticized a lot of innocuous relatives and friends, and praised relying on Cuihua, a good wife and mother in the countryside, is a simple and beautiful woman who grows vegetables against the township head and becomes rich. Countless young talents worship under her cotton-padded jacket. .

Bai Zhaotang was a little dizzy, he watched the enthusiastic uncle get off the car, and ruthlessly moved the fat cat.

……

The villagers of Zhaojia Village are self-sufficient, live a relatively comfortable life, and exclude outsiders from entering the village.

The village has beautiful mountains and rivers, and the buildings still maintain the characteristics of wooden houses in the Qing Dynasty, and the details are more delicate.Zhaojia Village is surrounded by mountains on all sides, shaped like a valley, and is not connected to the outside world.

It wasn't until the 80s wild animal expedition team entered by mistake that the outside world knew that there was such a paradise.Later, the young people also gradually left the village and got in touch with the outside world.

This time I came because a rich and second-generation tour group went on a trip, but they disappeared for a few days.The family members are a bit capable, because they searched all around and couldn't find anyone, so they thought of the Daoist Association and asked someone to ask the Daoist Association for help.

Bai Zhaotang found a small hotel in the village to stay, and planned to look for clues tomorrow morning.According to the information given by the client, they should have disappeared in the mountains behind the village.The range is small, and it should be easier to find.He thought easily.He glared at the rogue cat who kept clamoring for food.

After feeding the hungry ghost in the cat, he breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking to himself why he raised such a monster, it would be disgusting to treat it as a pet, such a big monster, he didn't think of face at all.

"Can I eat the face?" The cat washed its face comfortably, and then jumped onto the soft bed.After a while, there was a snoring sound, and it was obvious that he had entered a sweet dreamland.

Bai Zhaotang: This cat cannot be abused, but this demon should be able to, right?

Early the next morning, he went to the back mountain.Someone in the back mountain was missing. Everyone in the village knew about it, but they all said that they usually went to the mountain to pick wild vegetables and fruits. They have lived here for several generations, and they have never heard of anything strange happening.

Bai Zhaotang also felt strange.Although this village is remote, it does not seem to have any ghostly aura, and there are no dangerous places such as caves and caves in the mountains. It is too strange to disappear.

"Don't worry about it, maybe you were caught by the mountain god to be your daughter-in-law?"

"What kind of mountain gods are there in the Dharma-ending era? However, it stands to reason that you have lived for so long, why can't you cultivate your human form?"

"What's so good about cultivating the human form? If you are not sincere in your own heart in cultivating the Tao, even if you dislike it, it is better not to cultivate."

Bai Zhaotang was thoughtful, he didn't expect him to be so enlightened, it's rare that he really underestimated him?

"Besides, it's not as cost-effective for a human form to be a pet for me. Isn't it flattering to be a master in a democratic era."

Bai Zhaotang touched his forehead, he knew him, and it really was him.

But to be honest, he really envied them a little bit, eating, drinking, and basking in the sun all day, this life is really cool, much more successful than being a human being.

"Did you find out?" The cat's voice was more serious than serious.

"The entire forest is a trap, and the villagers usually go up and down the mountain without hindrance. It can be seen that those people triggered some mechanism and were caught by the master." Bai Zhaotang also became serious.

"And the Lord?"

"Of course, otherwise the villagers have been fine for several generations, and it's a coincidence that something happened as soon as they came! And if there is no one to maintain it, it will be scattered in a few days, and it is impossible to still have it now."

"You doll is smart." As soon as the words were finished, a figure of a woman appeared. She was wearing ancient clothes and her hair was combed in a bun. She looked neat and elegant.Thick eyebrows and big eyes, but the birthmark on his face ruined the beauty.

Bai Zhaotang didn't dare to ask her too much, so he saluted first, "I don't know if the three men and two women who went up the mountain a few days ago are guests at the girl's house?"

The woman sat on the rock and said, "So what!"

"Their family misses them very much and hopes to see their children, and hopes that the girl can release them back."

"Don't let go, what can you do?"

"Of course it's to reason with the girl."

"It's a pity, my old lady was born unreasonable!" As soon as she said that, she conjured up two hammers in her hand and threw them at Bai Zhaotang.

"I can see it..." Bai Zhaotang made seals with his hands and threw the cat out. The cat was trembling and whizzing, screaming, "Darling, don't leave me behind." I felt like a big rock fell on my right leg.

"Raise a cat for a thousand miles, and use a cat for a while. You are a thousand-mile cat, and I am your Bole. Get mad, you can do it!"

The female ghost saw that he was still talking poorly, one person and one cat, and the offensive became more and more fierce, so she didn't pay attention to her, it's unreasonable.

"The idea is a bit hard. Come on, bring the picture of Zhong Kui." Bai Zhaotang felt that the stalemate was not the same, so he decided to take out the treasure at the bottom of the box.

"Even a cat has to be commanded," the cat muttered, ran to find a painting in the backpack, and threw it out.

Bai Zhaotang caught it, unfolded the painting, and closed his eyes, "A star on stage, never stops responding. Drive away evil spirits, protect your life and protect your body, be as urgent as a law."

The female ghost saw it, but stopped her movements, laughing.I saw Zhong Kui in red in the painting moving delicately, leaning forward with his hands back, sniffing the hanging flowers, and there were a few large characters written beside him:

I go out to see flowers in spring, what are you doing hiding at home?

The female ghost was overjoyed, but Bai Zhaotang smiled. This picture was copied by himself after seeing the spoof series by the veterans on the Internet.

Add rooster blood with cinnabar in it, and expose it to the sun at noon when the yang energy is the strongest. Don't look at the god who is not serious, and make ghosts cry when you work!

This is called having a tiger in your heart, sniffing the roses carefully, and juggling with these old antiques.

Sure enough, the female ghost was suppressed by Bai Zhaotang, who had borrowed Zhong Kui's strength. She squinted her eyes, knowing that she was at a disadvantage, so she had to negotiate peace with Bai Zhaotang.Neither party dared to push the envelope, and hurried off the ladder.

"Since this is the case, sister, let those guests go home. I will ask their family members to make an apology to you. What do you think?"

"The skills are not as good as people, but I didn't want to do anything to those people. I just starved them for a few days. Even if you don't come, I will let them go."

Bai Zhaotang found some people to carry them.

"We don't even know each other. Big sister, why don't you tell me your name, and I'll ask them to burn some sacrificial candles for you."

The female ghost sighed leisurely, "My maiden name is Zhong, and my boudoir name is Wuyan."

"If I'm stupid, if I need a soul..."

The female ghost looked at him gloomily.

"...Have you heard of your name for a long time?"

"You young people are so frivolous!"

"Big brother, those people wouldn't just say bad things about you and you'd hear them?" It wouldn't be so unlucky!

...

Cheapskate!

"Hmph! King Xuan of Qi and I just take what we need. He uses my talent. I need wealth and status. Otherwise, why would the king of a country marry a woman with no appearance and no family background.

"And his love is like a beauty's love for jewellery. It's shallow and fragile, and I despise it. I just hate that this fellow spread rumors that I and Xia Yingchun are competing for favor after using me, ruining my reputation, and begging him to have mercy on himself for others." , I still can't do it. If I were a man, I would have been a king and a general based on my meritorious deeds, so I won't suffer from this birdishness."

"It's been a long time since I saw these people as dislikes! And they are also unlucky. If I am in a bad mood, I would ignore them at other times. But I went to visit Empress Wu Zetian that day, and ended up looking for Empress Ekaterina! "

"You and Mr. Zetian have a good relationship?" Bai Zhaotang was full of interest.

"Women in the world who are more talented than men are all entangled in sewage and slandered by official history and unofficial history. Only Empress Zetian dares to be an empress and disdains the world's comments." She glanced at Bai Zhaotang.

"I know that Yang Shi said that she killed her sons and daughters, and made the queen and concubine Xiao Shu into a human pig." She smiled sarcastically. It is said that King Luo Bin spoke fiercely in "Discussing Wu Zhao", if there is evidence or rumors in this regard, why didn't he write it? It's just some foxes to seduce the Lord, seduce the Lord, those emperors who dare to do it, why can't they take the responsibility?"

Bai Zhaotang said seriously, "I know that although those people feel unwilling because she is a woman becoming emperor, she is also a competent emperor, and her brilliance cannot be concealed."

Zhong Wuyan nodded, waved her hand, and five bodies appeared on the ground, "You are not bad. Most men imprison women in the backyard because they are afraid of their talents. Those who can understand are hard to come by. But , There is too much movement here, maybe a ghost messenger will come, I will find you next time, let's have a good chat." As she said, her figure slowly disappeared.

"Since you have nothing to worry about, why don't you go to the underworld and step into reincarnation?"

"What's so good about reincarnation, it goes round and round, how can you be free now, and you can study with your friends without being imprisoned by the world!"

When Bai Zhaotang heard the words from afar, he took it for granted.

Suddenly he heard sirens blaring, and the police came quickly. Bai Zhaotang took out his Taoist certificate, and the police were not surprised. This incident was so strange that it had already been handed over to the special case team. They had cooperated with the Taoist Association many times and were used to it.

Those people had been starving for several days, trapped here by Zhong Wuyan, they were already dying of hunger and thirst.After the police fed them some water, they were rushed to the hospital immediately.

When Bai Zhaotang returned to the hotel, he saw the timid figure of the cowardly cat, and recalled the shameful scene where he couldn't stand up while facing the female ghost. He couldn't help mocking, "Some monsters eat food and don't do anything. It's really a disgrace among monsters."

Seeing the cat's nonchalant expression, he wanted to point out its face, "That cat, what about you!"

"Hey, I said people. There are many cats. Which one are you talking about?"

Seeing him, Bai Zhaotang dared to argue, "Oh, I'm talking about immortals."

The cat visibly froze.It bared its teeth, "Forget about that name! Bastard!"

Bai Zhaotang laughed out loud, this name was given to him when he was a child, and he called it for a while, but after being laughed at by his mother, he stopped calling it, it is not bad to tease this rascally cat today.

"But it's not okay to call you a cat all the time, I still have to think of a name for you."

The cat tilted its head, and felt that what he said was right, so it nodded lazily.

"Then it's called: Huahua?"

...

"Chunxiang?"

The cat scratched the floor with its paws, making a screeching sound. "I'm a male!"

"Okay, that tiger?"

"Dog, no, bastard?"

"Hahaha" Seeing the resentment almost materialized on the cat, Bai Zhaotang laughed out loud, his stomach ached from laughing.

"Why don't you call me Teacher Cat?" Song Siwei walked in, looking at Bai Zhaotang who was rolling on the bed, his eyes deepened a little.

Seeing him coming in, Bai Zhaotang quickly sat up straight, raised his head and bumped into his gentle eyes.He blushed slightly, lowered his head, and asked in a low voice, "Why are you here?"

"I asked Auntie, I know you are here, as for how to get in..." He walked in, leaned over to Bai Zhaotang's ear and said, "I said it was your boyfriend, Auntie let me in and gave me the key to your room .”

Bai Zhaotang dodged a little, glanced at him secretly, seeing that he was still looking at him with love in his eyes, and blushed even more. "I'm done with my work here. I'll pack up and go back. There's no need for you to make this trip."

"It's still quite far from here. I'll pick you up by car, so you can sit comfortably. Besides, I'm just a little transparent now. When I become a big star, I probably won't dare to just come out like this." He looked at the embarrassed Bai Zhaotang, I just feel more and more love in my heart, and the majestic love will overwhelm him.

He was a little irritable, he just wanted to say how unbearable it is to love him, and he just wanted to be with him all the time.But he was afraid that it would scare him, but the impulse in his heart encouraged him all the time, and he just wanted to hold him in his arms.

He did the same, he threw his beloved one down, grabbed his lips, and kissed him carefully, feeling that he was so beautiful that no one could kiss enough.He was fierce and passionate, and his heart was full of joy. After a kiss, he looked at the man who was panting, "I know, you are willing, right?"

Bai Zhaotang sat on the side, he knew that he was indulging in the kiss just now.Although more than ten minutes have passed, the heartbeat and infatuation just now are still rippling in his chest.He responded excitedly, holding his arms tighter.Feeling his willingness, the person on his body responded even more tremblingly.They both need each other and demand each other's warmth.

He was a little shy, but also looked at him boldly.Song Si looked at him with a smile, sat next to him, slowly put his hand in his palm, and rubbed it carefully.