God Stick Couple [Rebirth]

Zheng Yuxiang's words made Li Quan freeze like a spell, and he was stunned for a long time before he thought of pulling his clothes back together, and asked Zheng Yuxiang without thinking about it: "What do you mean I have a ghost in my body? Can you explain it from the beginning?"

"If I can explain it, I'm not a half-immortal, but a master!" Zheng Yuxiang tapped his knuckles under the glasses frame, standing tall and tall in front of Li Quan, his back was so straight that he didn't look like he was strong enough to pick someone else up. clothing.In fact, this is all he knows. On the day when Jiang Anping came last time, he clicked a tracer in the room while everyone was in the front hall, and led him to Li Quan's room, where he found the altar in the cabinet. He could tell that the memorial tablet was some kind of 'ghost raising' formation, but he couldn't explain which one it was.

Li Quan understood Zheng Yuxiang's meaning directly, and turned his gaze to the master he considered.Master Yu, who had just watched his Xiangzi take off other man's clothes in front of him, was looking at that 'other man' very unpleasantly at the moment. He looked at Li Quan's neck that Zheng Yuxiang had touched just now and said, "I'm still It’s not as good as my half fairy, don’t look at me!”

Zheng Yuxiang understood Yu Congyi's narrow-minded thoughts, and went to sit on the edge of the bed with him, completely ignoring the person who was still haunted by yin on the bed, took a sip of the cigarette in Yu Congyi's mouth, looked up Looking at Li Quan, "Master Li, if you want to deal with this matter, tell the truth. We won't reveal anything to anyone. There is still a bit of professional ethics."

"What am I not telling the truth?" Li Quan felt as if he had been splashed with dirty water. What he hated the most all the time was the pointing comments as if he had done something outrageous. Zheng Yuxiang This attitude made him feel no different from those people.

Zheng Yuxiang didn't get angry with Li Quan, he lifted Yu Congyi's finger and lightly blew a smoke ring, just put it on his ring finger, and then he just glanced at Li Quan casually and said: "The cabinet in your room There is a memorial tablet named Xu Jiamo, you want to say that you don't know?"

Li Quan's expression froze suddenly, looking at Zheng Yuxiang's eyes was not just angry, he said in a cold voice: "Master Zheng, do you just sneak into other people's rooms casually?"

Zheng Yuxiang ignored Li Quan's accusation, and finally looked directly at Li Quan and asked, "That's the method of raising ghosts, and you don't know?"

"What?" Li Quan raised the furrow between his brows and raised his voice, "What the hell are you raising?"

Zheng Yuxiang raised his eyebrows following his sudden tone, "You really don't know?"

Li Quan's surprise was real, Zheng Yuxiang frowned deeply, trying to discern the authenticity of it, although he didn't know Li Quan well, but Li Quan's character that doesn't hide his emotions can be seen without knowing more.If Li Quan really didn't know or if this was something Li Quan absolutely didn't want to mention to others, he couldn't get an answer if he asked again, so he dropped the topic and asked the main question they were invited to.

"Then what happened last night?"

"You mean what happened last night has something to do with——?"

Zheng Yuxiang didn't want Li Quan to take the initiative to turn back to the topic he deliberately avoided. The eyes of the two collided in the air. Li Quan finally straightened his clothes and recalled what happened last night.

"Second uncle and his family came back together yesterday afternoon. After dinner, we chatted with grandpa in the front hall. At about ten o'clock, we were going to go back to sleep. Second uncle called for a long time, but Li Yi didn't find anyone. We all thought he ran away I didn’t care when I went out to play, but when I went back to the house and opened the door, I saw him—” Li Quan’s words stopped abruptly, stared at Yu Congyi and Zheng Yuxiang, and then continued, “I saw him In front of the bed in my room, kneeling on the ground, masturbating—”

Yu Congyi and Zheng Yuxiang rolled their eyes at the same time, remembering the similar situation they saw in Li Quan's room two nights ago, and felt awkward.And Li Quan heaved a sigh of relief as if he had said the most difficult thing to say, but his eyes still deliberately avoided Li Yi who was still lying on the bed.

"This Li Yi is sick? Even if he eats the Spanish golden fly, he won't be unable to return to his room, right? Why does he have to be in front of your bed?" Yu Cong subconsciously turned back to look at the man on the bed, his eyes focused on him crotch.

Zheng Yuxiang rubbed Yu Congyi's short hair and turned his face back, "Master Xiao Yu, can you get your point right once!"

"What's wrong?"

"Spanish Golden Fly!"

Li Quan asked without shame, "What is the Spanish Golden Fly?"

"Grandpa will send you two boxes some other day, just try it!" Yu Cong looked at Li Quan, feeling that he was really duplicity, thinking that this guy who is so full of ideas doesn't know about Spanish flies?

"Then how did he become like this?" Zheng Yuxiang suddenly turned back to the topic, saving Yu Congyi from getting further and further away.

Li Quan's eyelids froze suddenly, and the atmosphere suddenly became serious, "I was a little angry at the time, and I rushed up to scold Li Yi, but as soon as I got close, I was bounced away by something invisible. I don't like it, but I don't want to do such things that hurt others and benefit myself, so I think he may have got into trouble and wanted to go out to call for someone, but the door was closed somehow, and he couldn't open it anyway. No one cares, I called you but I didn't get through."

Speaking of this, Zheng Yuxiang was basically sure what was going on, and Li Quan took a breath. Even if he was angry, he never got angry, and there was a rage between his brows and said: "I can't go back even if I go in." I can’t help watching him there for more than an hour, and, and I found that he was not masturbating, but was given by something——, but I can’t see that!"

Yu Congyi felt that his teeth were about to be crushed by himself, so he could not bear to say directly to Li Quan, "You have also been raped by ghosts." His thoughts were simple and rude, and they were all in Li Quan's room. And there is a ghost in Li Quan's room. This ghost must be a pervert who likes men, and may even have a soft spot for men from the Li family.

Zheng Yuxiang shook his head at him, and said to Li Quan: "Xu Jiamo, is that your junior brother?"

Li Quan was startled suddenly, and turned back with his head drooping: "Yes, you think Li Yi was caught by him—"

"No!" Zheng Yuxiang replied affirmatively, "Would you like to tell me about your younger brother?"

"Master Yu, give me a cigarette!" Li Quan asked Yu Congyi for a cigarette. After smoking, he found a stool and sat down. After a while, he said, "There is nothing to say, I don't like men. When he died, I asked him to promise that he would never marry and have children in his life, and that he would enshrine his memorial tablet in my house, and use blood incense every day to keep his soul immortal."

Zheng Yuxiang asked in surprise: "You agreed?"

"Yeah." Li Quan nodded lightly, with no emotion on his expression.

Zheng Yuxiang got a headache from this soft sound. He stood up and stared at Li Yi who was lying on the bed. He couldn't help but folded his arms and touched his chin with the other hand. I can be sure that the one who was not Li Quan's junior last night is because the yin energy on Li Yi's body is completely different from that of Li Quan's that night. If you describe it a bit obscenely, the one who overwhelmed Li Yi is already a beauty who has experienced many vicissitudes. , and Li Quan's younger brother is the top card that has just started to be listed.

But there is no room for two tigers in one mountain, Li Quan enshrined the Xu family in his house, how could there be another "sex ghost", according to what he heard about the character of Li Quan's junior brother, I am afraid that only a fly that looked at Li Quan twice Being bitten to death by him, not to mention daring to carry a gun in his territory.

Thinking of this, Zheng Yuxiang suddenly glanced at Yu Congyi, and couldn't help thinking that if it wasn't for ordinary ghosts who couldn't do it to Mr. Yu, maybe his Mr. Yu would also get down at this moment.

Yu Congyi suddenly yawned, stood up impatiently and said to Zheng Yuxiang: "Xiangzi, don't talk nonsense, let's see if this guy is still alive, and then go back to sleep, don't you have to go there tonight! "

This is the real topic, but Zheng Yuxiang didn't look at the person on the bed, but frowned at Yu Congyi, smiling wickedly.The corners of Yu Congyi's eyes sank slightly, and he already had a premonition of Zheng Yuxiang's idea.Sure enough, Zheng Yuxiang stepped forward and grabbed his hand, he said with a presumptuous smile on his face, "Zheng Banxian, what should I do if you make me suffer from kidney deficiency someday?"

Zheng Banxian put away his smile, and replied righteously, "It's nothing, I'm not in vain."

Yu Cong withdrew his hand, and was about to back away when Zheng Yuxiang grabbed him and stuffed a talisman into his neckline, as if stuffing money into the chest of a girl who was undressing. The resounding 'Fuck' resounded throughout the world, took out the talisman, pricked his finger lightly with the tip of a knife, and tapped it on the talisman paper after bleeding beads appeared.

Then he went to the bed and slapped the talisman on Li Yi's face. The black air jumped up strangely as if frightened, and suddenly burst into the air with a howl of horror. The black air rose into the sky like a soaring cannon, and finally hit the ceiling and scattered and disappeared.

Seeing that the black energy on Li Yi's body had dissipated, Zheng Yuxiang thought that the blood of the divine beast was indeed much better than the heretics, so he wiped Yu Congyi's pricked finger comfortingly, and said to Li Quan in a blink of an eye, "Here you are." For a friendly price, let’s get a [-]% discount!”

Li Quan's jaw dropped, "You still need to collect money? Zheng Banxian, do you need such a money fan? You just made more than 2000 million from Mr. Jiang!"

"Master Li, this kind of business might be just once in a lifetime. If it weren't for your introduction to Mr. Jiang, there would be no [-]% discount." Zheng Yuxiang straightened his back and brushed off his clothes, dignifiedly dignified, he As soon as he pushed Yu Cong to the door, he suddenly turned his head towards Li Quan, "By the way, the cause and effect of this incident are not clear. As for whether it will happen again in the future, I don't know for sure. If you want to solve it completely, you should ask your roommate. The one who offered it!"

"Wait!" Li Quan called to stop Zheng Yuxiang who had already put his hand on the door, "Is my junior brother really still there?"

This time it was Zheng Yuxiang who was stunned. He looked at Li Quan with a measure, and had an incredible doubt, as if he had slept with a beautiful knife on the bed for 20 years but didn't know that the money could be spent. .He couldn't help asking: "Li Quan, to be honest, what do you know?"

Li Quan's face was filled with anger of being regarded as an idiot by others, "What should I know?"

Zheng Yuxiang fumbled in his pocket disapprovingly for a long time, took out a piece of incense and a talisman and handed them to Li Quan, "At three o'clock in the morning, soak the talisman paper with incense ashes, try drinking it, and if you see anyone, just ask him .”

When Zheng Yuxiang opened the door and went out, Li Quan was still in a daze, and an unfamiliar male voice came from the background saying, "Fuck! What's going on!"

Not far from the door, Grandpa Li and Uncle Li Quan's family got together and rushed over when the door opened.

"How is Shesun?"

"Is Xiao Yi okay?"

"Where's my brother?"

Yu Congyi nodded pretendingly, "It's fine for now, be careful not to bump into anything in the future."

The middle-aged man responded repeatedly: "Understood, I will tell him well! Thank you, Master Yu!"

The whole family was eager to enter the house to see if Li Yi was really well. Zheng Yuxiang called Grandpa Li Quan abruptly, "Mr. Li, I have a few words to ask you."

Grandpa Li Quan turned around to let the others go first, then turned to Zheng Yuxiang and Yu Congyi and said, "What's the problem? Is it related to Li Yi?"

"No, it's related to Li Quan."

It's just that the wrinkles on the old man's face seemed to tremble a little. Grandpa Li Quan stared at Zheng Yuxiang for a long time before letting go of the breath that was raised in his throat, "From the perspective of age, you should call me grandpa. As a grandpa, I Thank you for Miaomiao, and please don't ask me anything, I just hope he can live one more year according to his own wishes."