Boyfriend is artificially retarded
Chapter 10 I'm Not a Robot╭(╯^╰)╮
After they left, Yan Siqi looked at their backs and showed a sly smile.Said to himself: "Brother, our contest is not over yet."
He straightened his wrinkled collar, turned around and left the bathroom, and made a phone call while walking, "The situation is very bad, you have to be careful, I know..."
There were too many mosquitoes in the garden. After sitting for a while, Yan Siming was bitten several times, so he had to go back to the car and wait.After turning on the air conditioner and taking off the suit jacket, I immediately felt much more relaxed.
Yan Siming leaned on the seat, thought for a while, opened the blacklist to release Gu Ai's phone from it, and then turned on the car music, and the beautiful piano sound poured out.
In the smooth and clear sound of the piano, Yan Siming fell into deep thought——
I came here today to watch Gu Ai's training, but because I met Yan Siqi, I said so much to Gu Ai uncontrollably, Gu Ai won't misunderstand, right?What to turn on for you, what to send you home, this sounds very ambiguous.
Having said that, I feel embarrassed to stay there any longer.
Recalling the heart that Gu Ai compared to him, and the loving smile on Gu Ai's face, Yan Siming's heartbeat accelerated again.
Suddenly, he was startled.
If it wasn't for a heart problem, could it be that he fell in love with Gu Ai?
impossible.
What he likes is the little feelings in "Sweet Daily Life with My Employer Boyfriend".Infatuated, cute, daring to love and hate, more importantly, he is very clean.Although this character was fabricated by me, it at least represents Yan Siming's criteria for choosing a spouse.
Compared with Xiao Shou in the article, Gu Ai is still a little bit worse.If only he could wash his hands and quit, maybe...
Yan Siming quickly denied it in his heart, if he treated Gu Ai as a substitute for Wenli Xiaoshou, wouldn't it be unfair to Gu Ai, he couldn't do this.
It would be great if Gu Ai was a little shou in the text...
Under the soothing light music, Yan Siming gradually fell into a dream.
He was lying on a bed with a person in his arms. He couldn't see the person's face clearly, but Yan Siming was very familiar with it. This was a dream about a novel.When he was reading a novel before, he had such a dream, he moved to see the person in his arms clearly.
The person in his arms woke up following his movements, rubbed his eyes, and said in a lazily voice, "Why don't you sleep a little longer."
Yan Siming blinked, but couldn't see the face of the person in his arms clearly, it was blurry, as if covered by a cloud of white mist.Yan Siming reached out and touched it, causing the person in his arms to rub against his palm. The high nose bridge, the smooth facial curve, smooth skin, a pair of beautiful eyes blinked, and the long eyelashes were in the palm of his hand. It caused a tickle in my heart.
Xiao Shou kissed the palm of his groping hand, and said, "Siming, I love you." After waiting for a while, he was a little dissatisfied and said, "It's your turn, why don't you respond to me."
Yan Siming said, "I love you too."
Xiao Shou felt that there was a bit of perfunctory in the words, and said reluctantly: "Call my name!"
Yan Siming asked: "...what is your name?"
Xiao Shou said: "I'm Gu Ai."
Yan Siming suddenly saw the face of the person in his arms clearly, it was Gu Ai's face clearly and clearly, he looked at Yan Siming with a faint smile, that smile seemed to melt people, Yan Siming's heart began to throb again .
Gu Ai smiled, "That thing of yours is against me...I worked all night last night, and you still haven't let you enjoy yourself? But I can't take it anymore, so I have to sacrifice it and use my mouth to help you. "
"Don't!" Yan Siming suddenly woke up from his dream.
There was still Gu Ai's smiling face in front of him, which made him a little confused whether he was in a dream or in reality, until he heard Gu Ai's words.
"Mr. Yan, the training is over, I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long."
Yan Siming glanced at his watch. It was past ten o'clock in the evening. Under the lights of the parking lot, Gu Ai's cheeks shone with a crystal luster. It should be the sweat from training. Yan Siming turned off the air conditioner in the car, opened the door to let the Gu Ai got into the car.
When Gu Ai got into the car, he first felt the luxury of the car, and then excitedly asked Yan Siming to switch the car to flight mode. Yan Siming did as he said, and the feeling of the car flying at low altitude made Gu Ai jump with joy.
He excitedly said: "Ah, that's great, Boss Yan, do you lack leg accessories, or else, you can support me."
Yan Siming's heart moved when he heard this sentence, he looked at Gu Ai, thinking about the possibility of nurturing her.Although Gu Ai is a bit stupid, he has a pretty good personality. What's more, he is bursting with hormones all the time. Maybe if he keeps him, he can solve his disobedient part.
Gu Ai found that Boss Yan was looking at him with a scrutinizing gaze, remembering what he said accidentally just now, thinking that if Boss Yan drove him out of the car at this time, he would regret it to death, and hurriedly said: "I'm joking, hehe..."
Yan Siming: "..."
Gu Ai paused, and said with a smile: "A gentleman loves money, so get it in a proper way."
Yan Siming nodded in agreement, but looked at Gu Ai with disdain, thinking that in Gu Ai's heart, selling his body is also a reasonable way?
That's right, Gu Ai said that he did this out of hobby...
If Gu Ai hadn't said the phrase "just kidding" in time, Yan Siming would have already said the phrase "I will support you".
But thinking about it now, the decision just now seems to be too impulsive. He always thinks he is upright, and he will not do that kind of nurturing thing because of the lack of men. What he wants is for the two of them to be together sincerely and seriously. fall in love.
He said: "Siqi is my half-brother. He has always been romantic. According to what I know about him, I'm afraid he won't let you go easily. Don't be deceived by his rhetoric."
Gu Ai nodded, and after a while he said in a slightly uncertain tone: "Mr. Yan, that...do you also have a crush on me?"
Yan Siming said: "Yes, the goodwill among colleagues."
Gu Ai turned his face away and looked out of the window, his face seemed a little depressed.After a while, he asked, "Boss Yan, are you a robot too?"
Yan Siming said, "No. Also?"
Gu Ai hurriedly said: "Uh, well, I have a friend who is a robot..."
Yan Siming didn't delve into it, and seemed to believe his words, but then he seemed to think of the robot Xiaoshou in the novel, so he said: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with robots. Apart from the slight difference in their body structure and human beings, Other places are no different from humans. No need to discriminate against them."
"Oh." The tension on Gu Ai's face eased a little, and he pretended to ask casually: "Then will you find a robot as your boyfriend?"
Yan Siming shook his head, "No."
Gu Ai hurriedly asked: "Why, didn't you say you wouldn't discriminate against robots?"
Yan Siming said: "It's not discrimination. You also know that every robot in this world has an employer, and a robot that loses an employer will be destroyed. If you find a robot boyfriend, it is equivalent to completely tying the other person's life to yourself It's fixed, if the relationship can't go on one day, then the robot will suffer a lot."
Gu Ai said with a slightly regretful tone: "There is also that kind of long-term relationship. Robots are much more loyal than humans. If they are not rejected or abandoned by humans, they will always stick to their human partners. Don't you want to get such a relationship?" A relationship?"
After Yan Siming listened, he looked at Gu Ai seriously, and Gu Ai almost confessed the fact that he was a robot. He smiled and said: "I won't have such feelings. Humans are fickle and greedy animals, so it's not fair to robots. "
Gu Ai was silent.
No matter how stupid he is, he can understand Yan Siming's meaning. Yan will never fall in love with a robot. Although he doesn't discriminate against robots, it seems that they have no possibility.
Yan Siming looked at the sullen Gu Ai through the rearview mirror, and joked, "Why, are you also a robot?"
Gu Ai was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "How, how is it possible? No employer would want such a stupid robot like me..." Hey, it seems that I said something wrong.
The corner of Yan Siming's mouth twitched, "You are quite self-aware."
When the car flew to a row of buildings, it could no longer continue to fly and could only drive on the ground.This area is a slum area in the city. The buildings are very close to each other, and there are wires in the middle, and clothes are hung to dry. Every household is very close to each other, and the apartment size is also small.
Yan Siming frowned, thinking it's no wonder Gu Ai would give up his dignity in exchange for money, living in such an environment is indeed not very pleasant.
If it doesn't work, let's keep him, and treat him as a good deed...
After driving for a while, the car was overwhelmed by roadside vendors and couldn't move forward.
Gu Ai said: "Mr. Yan, just send it here, I'm afraid I won't be able to get in."
Yan Siming looked at the crowd all around who were paying attention to his vehicle, and nodded, "Goodbye."
Gu Ai got out of the car and smiled brightly at him, "See you next time, Mr. Yan." Then he blinked again.
Yan Siming's heart beat faster again, thinking while backing up the car, after this show is over, I'll keep him, this evildoer is really good at seducing people.
On the way back, Yan Siming imagined the scene of taking care of someone in the future, and there was an almost imperceptible smile on the corner of his lips.He thought that their future life should be like that in the novel, trivial but interesting.
After a while, Yan Siming put away his smile again.He was happy about something in advance, it was just a nurturing, besides, Gu Ai also said that he was joking, he might not agree...
He straightened his wrinkled collar, turned around and left the bathroom, and made a phone call while walking, "The situation is very bad, you have to be careful, I know..."
There were too many mosquitoes in the garden. After sitting for a while, Yan Siming was bitten several times, so he had to go back to the car and wait.After turning on the air conditioner and taking off the suit jacket, I immediately felt much more relaxed.
Yan Siming leaned on the seat, thought for a while, opened the blacklist to release Gu Ai's phone from it, and then turned on the car music, and the beautiful piano sound poured out.
In the smooth and clear sound of the piano, Yan Siming fell into deep thought——
I came here today to watch Gu Ai's training, but because I met Yan Siqi, I said so much to Gu Ai uncontrollably, Gu Ai won't misunderstand, right?What to turn on for you, what to send you home, this sounds very ambiguous.
Having said that, I feel embarrassed to stay there any longer.
Recalling the heart that Gu Ai compared to him, and the loving smile on Gu Ai's face, Yan Siming's heartbeat accelerated again.
Suddenly, he was startled.
If it wasn't for a heart problem, could it be that he fell in love with Gu Ai?
impossible.
What he likes is the little feelings in "Sweet Daily Life with My Employer Boyfriend".Infatuated, cute, daring to love and hate, more importantly, he is very clean.Although this character was fabricated by me, it at least represents Yan Siming's criteria for choosing a spouse.
Compared with Xiao Shou in the article, Gu Ai is still a little bit worse.If only he could wash his hands and quit, maybe...
Yan Siming quickly denied it in his heart, if he treated Gu Ai as a substitute for Wenli Xiaoshou, wouldn't it be unfair to Gu Ai, he couldn't do this.
It would be great if Gu Ai was a little shou in the text...
Under the soothing light music, Yan Siming gradually fell into a dream.
He was lying on a bed with a person in his arms. He couldn't see the person's face clearly, but Yan Siming was very familiar with it. This was a dream about a novel.When he was reading a novel before, he had such a dream, he moved to see the person in his arms clearly.
The person in his arms woke up following his movements, rubbed his eyes, and said in a lazily voice, "Why don't you sleep a little longer."
Yan Siming blinked, but couldn't see the face of the person in his arms clearly, it was blurry, as if covered by a cloud of white mist.Yan Siming reached out and touched it, causing the person in his arms to rub against his palm. The high nose bridge, the smooth facial curve, smooth skin, a pair of beautiful eyes blinked, and the long eyelashes were in the palm of his hand. It caused a tickle in my heart.
Xiao Shou kissed the palm of his groping hand, and said, "Siming, I love you." After waiting for a while, he was a little dissatisfied and said, "It's your turn, why don't you respond to me."
Yan Siming said, "I love you too."
Xiao Shou felt that there was a bit of perfunctory in the words, and said reluctantly: "Call my name!"
Yan Siming asked: "...what is your name?"
Xiao Shou said: "I'm Gu Ai."
Yan Siming suddenly saw the face of the person in his arms clearly, it was Gu Ai's face clearly and clearly, he looked at Yan Siming with a faint smile, that smile seemed to melt people, Yan Siming's heart began to throb again .
Gu Ai smiled, "That thing of yours is against me...I worked all night last night, and you still haven't let you enjoy yourself? But I can't take it anymore, so I have to sacrifice it and use my mouth to help you. "
"Don't!" Yan Siming suddenly woke up from his dream.
There was still Gu Ai's smiling face in front of him, which made him a little confused whether he was in a dream or in reality, until he heard Gu Ai's words.
"Mr. Yan, the training is over, I'm sorry to keep you waiting for so long."
Yan Siming glanced at his watch. It was past ten o'clock in the evening. Under the lights of the parking lot, Gu Ai's cheeks shone with a crystal luster. It should be the sweat from training. Yan Siming turned off the air conditioner in the car, opened the door to let the Gu Ai got into the car.
When Gu Ai got into the car, he first felt the luxury of the car, and then excitedly asked Yan Siming to switch the car to flight mode. Yan Siming did as he said, and the feeling of the car flying at low altitude made Gu Ai jump with joy.
He excitedly said: "Ah, that's great, Boss Yan, do you lack leg accessories, or else, you can support me."
Yan Siming's heart moved when he heard this sentence, he looked at Gu Ai, thinking about the possibility of nurturing her.Although Gu Ai is a bit stupid, he has a pretty good personality. What's more, he is bursting with hormones all the time. Maybe if he keeps him, he can solve his disobedient part.
Gu Ai found that Boss Yan was looking at him with a scrutinizing gaze, remembering what he said accidentally just now, thinking that if Boss Yan drove him out of the car at this time, he would regret it to death, and hurriedly said: "I'm joking, hehe..."
Yan Siming: "..."
Gu Ai paused, and said with a smile: "A gentleman loves money, so get it in a proper way."
Yan Siming nodded in agreement, but looked at Gu Ai with disdain, thinking that in Gu Ai's heart, selling his body is also a reasonable way?
That's right, Gu Ai said that he did this out of hobby...
If Gu Ai hadn't said the phrase "just kidding" in time, Yan Siming would have already said the phrase "I will support you".
But thinking about it now, the decision just now seems to be too impulsive. He always thinks he is upright, and he will not do that kind of nurturing thing because of the lack of men. What he wants is for the two of them to be together sincerely and seriously. fall in love.
He said: "Siqi is my half-brother. He has always been romantic. According to what I know about him, I'm afraid he won't let you go easily. Don't be deceived by his rhetoric."
Gu Ai nodded, and after a while he said in a slightly uncertain tone: "Mr. Yan, that...do you also have a crush on me?"
Yan Siming said: "Yes, the goodwill among colleagues."
Gu Ai turned his face away and looked out of the window, his face seemed a little depressed.After a while, he asked, "Boss Yan, are you a robot too?"
Yan Siming said, "No. Also?"
Gu Ai hurriedly said: "Uh, well, I have a friend who is a robot..."
Yan Siming didn't delve into it, and seemed to believe his words, but then he seemed to think of the robot Xiaoshou in the novel, so he said: "Actually, there is nothing wrong with robots. Apart from the slight difference in their body structure and human beings, Other places are no different from humans. No need to discriminate against them."
"Oh." The tension on Gu Ai's face eased a little, and he pretended to ask casually: "Then will you find a robot as your boyfriend?"
Yan Siming shook his head, "No."
Gu Ai hurriedly asked: "Why, didn't you say you wouldn't discriminate against robots?"
Yan Siming said: "It's not discrimination. You also know that every robot in this world has an employer, and a robot that loses an employer will be destroyed. If you find a robot boyfriend, it is equivalent to completely tying the other person's life to yourself It's fixed, if the relationship can't go on one day, then the robot will suffer a lot."
Gu Ai said with a slightly regretful tone: "There is also that kind of long-term relationship. Robots are much more loyal than humans. If they are not rejected or abandoned by humans, they will always stick to their human partners. Don't you want to get such a relationship?" A relationship?"
After Yan Siming listened, he looked at Gu Ai seriously, and Gu Ai almost confessed the fact that he was a robot. He smiled and said: "I won't have such feelings. Humans are fickle and greedy animals, so it's not fair to robots. "
Gu Ai was silent.
No matter how stupid he is, he can understand Yan Siming's meaning. Yan will never fall in love with a robot. Although he doesn't discriminate against robots, it seems that they have no possibility.
Yan Siming looked at the sullen Gu Ai through the rearview mirror, and joked, "Why, are you also a robot?"
Gu Ai was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "How, how is it possible? No employer would want such a stupid robot like me..." Hey, it seems that I said something wrong.
The corner of Yan Siming's mouth twitched, "You are quite self-aware."
When the car flew to a row of buildings, it could no longer continue to fly and could only drive on the ground.This area is a slum area in the city. The buildings are very close to each other, and there are wires in the middle, and clothes are hung to dry. Every household is very close to each other, and the apartment size is also small.
Yan Siming frowned, thinking it's no wonder Gu Ai would give up his dignity in exchange for money, living in such an environment is indeed not very pleasant.
If it doesn't work, let's keep him, and treat him as a good deed...
After driving for a while, the car was overwhelmed by roadside vendors and couldn't move forward.
Gu Ai said: "Mr. Yan, just send it here, I'm afraid I won't be able to get in."
Yan Siming looked at the crowd all around who were paying attention to his vehicle, and nodded, "Goodbye."
Gu Ai got out of the car and smiled brightly at him, "See you next time, Mr. Yan." Then he blinked again.
Yan Siming's heart beat faster again, thinking while backing up the car, after this show is over, I'll keep him, this evildoer is really good at seducing people.
On the way back, Yan Siming imagined the scene of taking care of someone in the future, and there was an almost imperceptible smile on the corner of his lips.He thought that their future life should be like that in the novel, trivial but interesting.
After a while, Yan Siming put away his smile again.He was happy about something in advance, it was just a nurturing, besides, Gu Ai also said that he was joking, he might not agree...
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