Your Majesty said that mountain patrolling is a beautiful job

On the tenth day of February in Dingyou Year

How likely is it that two people stay together all the way without speaking?

……

Is zero.

——Mountain patrol log

Xun San was angry, "Don't touch me!"

Zhu Jiuyin looked innocent, "There is a pit ahead."

"I'm not blind!"

Zhu Jiuyin withdrew her hand from Xun San's waist and smiled mischievously.

Xun San rushed two steps sullenly, turned around again, and said depressedly, "Don't you understand what I told you yesterday?"

Zhu Jiuyin shrugged, "It's not like that."

With that earth-shattering kiss, Zhu Jiuyin still feels that what he did was extremely correct.

Xun San was frightened blank at first, then couldn't believe it, and then all kinds of thoughts burst instantly, and his body reacted instinctively.

He returned to his original form.

Before Zhu Jiuyin had time to stick out his tongue without a teacher, his hand that was pressing the back of Xun San's head sank.

There is a huge rabbit in his hand.

Gray Rabbit seemed to be frightened, kicked him fiercely, broke free from his restraint, turned around and was about to run.

But the trees in the forest are too dense.

Xun San ran into a tree in a panic.

With a loud "bang", Zhu Jiuyin distressedly picked up him who was dizzy, looked left and right for a while, and then directly carried him to fly and left the dense forest.

For the next few days, Xun San avoided him like a tiger.

Until yesterday, Xun San suddenly dragged him to a pond where there were ducklings.

"Look, the group of ducklings followed the mother duck all the way, didn't they?"

Xun San asked him, Zhu Jiuyin was unclear, so it seemed that this was indeed the case, but he felt that there was a trap, so he refused to nod.

Xun San didn't care whether he answered or not, and said to himself: "Ducklings are always like this. Even if they see a cat when they break out of their shells, they will follow it and treat it as a mother cat."

"...what are you trying to say?"

Xun San looked at Zhu Jiuyin, "Xi Gu..."

This was the first time Xun San called his name.

Xun San said to him, "You've just been lonely for too long."

……

Xun San has always been clear about right and wrong and alert and vigilant in matters that have nothing to do with Liu Yanhuai.

Zhu Jiuyin smiled, feeling sullen and depressed.

He pointed to the sky, "No, it was destined by the sky."

Xun San looked at the sky, looked at him, and saw that he looked like a mentally retarded person.

Next, in order to prove that she was not dependent on Xun San because of loneliness, Zhu Jiuyin began to try to treat Xun San like a lover.

Xun San couldn't adapt at all, and even had to walk one foot away from Zhu Jiuyin.

When the two of them stumbled and walked to Milin City, they met the daughter of the city lord of Milin City, who was throwing a feast of flowing water. It was said that the good food and wine would be celebrated for three days and three nights.

It was the first time for Xun San and Zhu Jiuyin to encounter such a lively event in the world. They heard people's voices from outside the city. The crowds in the city were crowded, and they all gathered around the long table, pushing cups and holding them, toasting and staggering, okay? lively.

As soon as this little demon came to his senses, hungry and curious, he sat down with the crowd and ate his first full meal in so many days.

"These two little brothers looked at each other, where did they come from?"

While eating, an uncle sitting next to him leaned over and asked in a low voice.

Xun San was gnawing on a chicken leg, his face glistening, when someone asked him that he was eating free food from a stranger, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty, so he replied: "Zhong Shan."

The uncle shook his head, "Did the two brothers pass through Milin, or did they come to Milin for business?"

Xun San was a little embarrassed, and said, "We just passed by here." He put down the drumsticks, "I'm really sorry, my friend and I haven't had a full meal for many days."

The uncle quickly waved his hand, glanced at Zhu Jiuyin who was stuffing glutinous rice into his mouth sitting next to Xun San, and felt that this person had an extraordinary temperament and was not an ordinary commoner, so he said: "Our city lord has a kind heart. You can eat whatever you want."

He said this on his mouth, but he said in his heart: This is probably the nobleman of the Tian family. The ordinary young man in front of him may be a high-level expert who has hidden secrets. One or two, will there be rewards for fighting rice and gold in the future?

Xun San was stunned, unaware that the uncle in front of him was already imagining the Wanzi drama, so he shook his hand, "Uncle?"

The uncle came back to his senses, the way he looked at Xun San changed, and he said with a smile: "The little old man's surname is Li, so just call me Uncle Li."

Xun San hurriedly said, "My name is Xun San, and his name is Xi Gu."

One has no name and the other has no last name.

Uncle Li even made up his mind in his heart, thinking that the two of them must be hiding their identities!

"You two little brothers, it's getting late, do you want to stay overnight in Milin City?"

Xun San glanced at Zhu Jiuyin, who nodded.

Uncle Li smiled, and looked around, "Little brother, look, our city lord is marrying a daughter, congratulations from all directions, this small Xiaolin city is full, the inns are all full..." Speaking of this, Uncle Li paused and glanced at Xun San.

The ordinary-looking young man looked at him quietly, and when he finished speaking, the extraordinary young man behind him gave him a sideways glance, his eyes were indistinguishable, he couldn't help but trembled in his heart, but he still insisted on speaking.

"If you two want to stay here, there is still a good room in the humble house..."

Xun San suddenly realized, "Uncle Li, you are so kind, we are worrying! You have solved our urgent need!"

See what this scene says.

Uncle Li was dumbfounded, what are you worrying about?Wasn't the look you gave your master just now asking for permission to stay in Mirin?

"Then bother Uncle Li." Xun San thanked Zhu Jiuyin without looking at him.

This time, I didn't ask for permission again... Uncle Li couldn't figure out the relationship between the two again.

The flowing water banquet will continue to serve dishes, and Xun San and Zhu Jiuyin are full, so they follow Uncle Li and prepare to go back to his house for a night.

Xun San tugged on Zhu Jiuyin's sleeves from behind, and belatedly asked, "Will there be any danger?"

Zhu Jiuyin glanced at him.

Xun San knew he was wrong, "Wait, if it's wrong, you run first, I've changed my original shape, and no one can catch me."

Zhu Jiuyin was a little annoyed and amused, he patted Xun San's head, "Don't be afraid, I'm here."

Xun San didn't have the nerve to hide this time, but he still emphasized: "Don't touch my head casually!"

"Ouch!"

Xun San was bumped suddenly, and Zhu Jiuyin protected him behind him, only to realize that it was a boy in ordinary clothes.

"Genzi, what's the matter?" Uncle Li turned around and found that the nobleman hadn't left, so he asked the child.

A young man named Genzi held a piece of red rope in his hand, and there was a wooden sign tied to the rope. When Uncle Li asked him, he said: "I accidentally bumped into someone, Uncle Li, your son will hand over the sign." Yet?"

"No, what's the matter?"

"The city lord said it will be before Haishi!"

"Didn't it be fine to hand it in on the third day?"

"It's time for the change, so hurry up and ask the son to hand over the cards!"

"Oh, okay, thank you Genzi!"

Genzi waved his hands, turned around and cupped his hands at them, "Sorry, I bumped into you just now, it's really urgent, let's go first!"

Xun San shook his head and said it was all right.

In the blink of an eye, Uncle Li quickened his pace, "Two little brothers, go faster, my family's birth brand hasn't been made yet!"

Xun San and Zhu Jiuyin looked at each other, and Xun San asked, "What brand is it?"

Uncle Li said as he walked, "It's just a wooden sign, issued by the city lord the day before yesterday, and all males in the city who are under the age of a weak crown have to engrave their birthdays on this sign. "

Uncle Li muttered to himself.

Zhu Jiuyin frowned slightly, "Dare to ask, did the city lord say why the wooden sign is used?"

Uncle Li shook his head, "It's for praying!"

After all, I won't say any more.

Zhu Jiuyin squeezed Xun San's hand, Xun San glared at him and mouthed, "Is there a ghost?"

Zhu Jiuyin looked unpredictable.

When she got home, Aunt Li seemed to have heard the news, she had already made the wooden sign and gave it to her son to take it.

"Father, I'm going!" The son has just turned 14 years old, and he is full of energy. When he sees a visitor, he is not timid, greets him with a smile, and walks around Xun San, saying : "This elder brother is so kind-hearted. When the baby comes back, I must have a chat with this elder brother."

Zhu Jiu's face darkened, and the son ran away with a smile on his face.

Uncle Li said "Hey" and didn't stop shouting, so he just smiled at Xun San and the others, "The dog is really naughty, I hope the two little brothers don't take it to heart."

Xun San smiled and said, "What a lively boy, Uncle Li is blessed!"

Uncle Li smiled.

Aunt Li had a sad face, and she was not easy to get angry in front of people, so she said: "The two little brothers are tired from the journey. I got the letter earlier, and the guest room has been cleaned up. It's just that the humble house is small, and there is only one room left." Yes, I hope you two don't feel disgusted."

Xun San saw that the Li couple was so hospitable and thoughtful, and thinking about how he was still doubting them just now, he couldn't help but feel guilty. He didn't even care about whether there was only one room, so he waved his hands quickly, "It's okay, it's okay, the two of us are bothering you late at night. I hope uncles and aunts will not be disgusted."

Li Shule laughed and said, "No way!"

Only one room, only one bed.

Xun San was speechless.

Zhu Jiu was gloomy and complacent.

Xun San was about to say that he could play the floor tonight, but Zhu Jiuyin's expression changed and he walked to the door.

Xun San's mind moved, and he conjured up his own ears. Rabbit ears are very sensitive to sounds.

Thinking about it, the Li couple also walked a certain distance before talking while walking, but unexpectedly the two people in the room are extraordinary people, they heard it clearly.

"Li Quan'er, I heard that old beggar say it today. It's very evil!" Aunt Li seemed to pinch Uncle Li, and Uncle Li hissed, "Where is someone getting married and praying for blessings? A man with a horoscope!"

"And you have to be young enough to be a weak crown. The old beggar said that the horoscope looks like nothing. If it is caught by a capable person, it is easy to take someone's life! Besides, if you can marry the daughter of the city lord, you want me to marry you." It's hard for me to believe that he has no different intentions!"

Uncle Li didn't seem to believe it, and he was a little impatient, "I said it all, don't believe that old beggar, it's all nonsense, the city lord treats us well, don't ask for a character, what's wrong with you?"

Aunt Li made some crying sounds, and said harshly: "We have such a treasure as a baby! If you pray for blessings, that's all. If there is anything good or bad about having a baby, I will fight with the city lord first, and then I will come to you to settle the score!"

"Bah, bah, bah!" Uncle Li was a little annoyed, "It's nothing, why did you make ten percent out of your mouth, what nonsense are you talking about?!"

"..."

The conversation between the two gradually faded away.

Xun San looked at Zhu Jiuyin.

Zhu Jiuyin stretched out her hand.

Quickly and ruthlessly, he grabbed Xun San's ear before he could retract it.

The rabbit ears in his hand trembled, making Zhu Jiuyin's mind twitch. Looking at Xun San again, the rabbit's eyes staring at him were full of anger, and the corners of the eyes were crimson, like a cluster of thin flames, burning in clusters. to his heart.

"Rabbit, we are destined!"

He repeated it, forcefully ignoring Xun San's mentally retarded eyes.

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