Your Majesty said that mountain patrolling is a beautiful job

The fifth day of the twelfth lunar month in Bingshen year

I guess it was the fifth day of the twelfth lunar month. Actually, I don't know how long I was dizzy.

I don't know where this is, let alone why I fainted here.

It's just that there is always a snoring sound in here.

——Mountain patrol log

In the huge space, Xun San could barely see the surrounding things clearly with a little bit of faint light coming in from nowhere.

In fact, there was nothing there, just a bumpy stone wall, a stone bed built according to the trend, Xun San slept on it when he woke up, feeling sore all over his body.

In fact, there is a narrow gap on the east side of the stone room that only one person can pass sideways, and the snoring sound came from that side.

Xun San wandered around the gap for a few times, but he still didn't have the courage to go and have a look.

And the closer he got to the gap, the more Xun San felt that his lower abdomen was falling down inside his body. It was very weird, as if something was about to jump out.

Xun San touched his lower abdomen, where his elixir was located, could it be that he fell into a cave of a big monster who specially ate the elixir of little demons to help his cultivation.

Thinking of this, the foot near the gap hastily stepped back a few steps.

He leaned cross-legged on the stone bed, feeling very strange in his heart, there are so many monsters in Zhongshan, he has neither cultivation base nor ability, why is it him?

He remembered that before he fainted, someone called him, vaguely it seemed to be Yu Jiuyuan's voice.

"Ah! Yu Jiuyuan!"

Xun San stood up suddenly, he remembered what Yu Jiuyuan said about the floating mountains, there must be strange omens.

Could this be a strange sign?

He was covered by this strange omen again?

Xun San wanted to cry but had no tears. What kind of movement was this? I'm afraid Yu Jiuyuan didn't see him at all and yelled blindly, and now even the demon can't be found.

When drunk, the stomach is empty.

However, there was nothing in the stone room, not even a single piece of grass. Xun San clutched his stomach, curled up on a corner of the stone bed, and passed out.

Xun San was awakened by the dazzling light.

The dazzling light disappeared when I opened my eyes, and the dark stone room suddenly became bright.

"You are the hare."

A voice sounded, Xun San looked around, and finally confirmed that the voice came from the gap over there.

He didn't dare to lean over at all, and moved back vigilantly.

"come here!"

The voice seemed a little annoyed for an instant.

Xun San felt that he could see himself, although the gap was not facing the stone bed, so he tried to shake his head.

"Come here for me!"

Anxiety and frustration became more obvious.

"You, who are you?" Xun San tried to ask.

"come here!"

Xun San rolled his eyes, he kept letting himself pass, could it be that he couldn't make it by himself?

Thinking of this, Xun San became a little more courageous, and said tentatively, "I won't go, Third Grandpa, come here if you have the ability!"

"..."

There seemed to be silence over there, and after a while, Xun San heard a rustle.

After a while, Xun San's rabbit eyes widened, and his whole body trembled.

"What are you shaking?"

"I, I don't know," Xun San said with a sad face, "I can't control it!"

It took a long time for Xun San to control himself, then raised his eyes to look at the person standing in front of him, "You, are you here?"

The man was stunned for a moment, then suddenly laughed, and said sinisterly, "Do you think I can't come here?"

Xun San felt terrified, and quickly shook his head, "No, I just invited you because I wanted to have an interview with you."

"Then why don't you come over?"

"...Why do you have to go over there?"

"Then why am I coming here again?"

"Then you go back!"

"..."

The man stopped talking and squinted his eyes. Xun San only felt that the light in the stone room dimmed, and he felt a little cold for no reason.

Feeling guilty, he apologized and said with a smile: "Hey, I don't know your surname Gao?"

As if the question was on point, the man's expression turned pale, "My name is Xi Gu, and I am the ancient true god Zhu Jiuyin."

Xun San was short-sighted and didn't know what Zhu Jiuyin was. He only knew that the person in front of him was not a human being, "You, are you a god?"

"What do you say?"

Xun San shook his head honestly, "I don't know."

"...Then do you know why you are here?"

Xun San shook his head.

Zhu Jiuyin approached, sticking very close to Xun San, just now he felt that the man who called himself Zhu Jiuyin was extremely cold, and he breathed out a breath of white air when he got close to Xun San.

He stretched out a finger, and Xun San lowered his eyes, watching the index finger with round and slender nails stretching towards his lower abdomen.

The moment his fingers touched him, Xun San almost felt the inner Danyuan vibrate violently as if it was about to jump out suddenly.

"You keep my things here." The index finger slightly bent, making a "picking" movement, Xun San bit his lip, as if to dig it out, Zhu Jiuyin smiled slightly, "Now it's time to take it out It's time."

"No!"

Xun San stared wide-eyed and exclaimed.

As if amused by his frightened appearance, Zhu Jiuyin's mouth slightly curled up, "Little rabbit, I gave you your fate, and now I will take it back."

Xun San was so frightened that he returned to his original shape, jumped up and kicked Zhu Jiuyin hard with his hind legs, and ran away.

The temperature in the stone chamber plummeted, almost turning into ice.

At the corner of the stone bed, a gray rabbit with mixed hairs faced the stone wall with its head facing the stone wall, its fat short-tailed buttocks were exposed, and its whole body was trembling.

"Change back." Zhu Jiuyin's voice was so cold that it chilled Yao Yao.

The wild rabbit did not move, but trembled more violently.

One god and one rabbit were in a stalemate for a long time, Zhu Jiuyin suddenly rolled onto the bed, and quickly reached out to grab Xun San.

The hare is alert, let alone in such a big crisis.

Shrinking his ears, he stepped on Zhu Jiuyin's feet again, and swished past him.

When Zhu Jiuyin turned his head, the stone room was empty, and a wild rabbit that big had disappeared right under his nose.

"..."

Zhu Jiuyin felt like a mentally retarded person, walking around the slit stupidly for a wild rabbit.

But still can't find the wild rabbit.

"If you don't come out within a stick of incense, I'll find you by any means. You'd better not wait until then."

The threat didn't work either, Zhu Jiuyin seemed to be talking to himself.

The stone chamber suddenly became dark again, even the faint light just now disappeared. As the light dimmed, the temperature gradually became colder.

The stone room was terribly quiet, only the sound of breathing could be heard coming from nowhere, it was very slow, it seemed that he was just exhaling all the time.

Xun San hid in a depression on the side of the stone bed, his fluffy fur could no longer resist the inhuman cold.

Xun San's heart was ashamed, thinking that he might perish here before he made it clear to the scholars at the foot of the mountain.

What a shame.

Tears welled up in the dark rabbit's eyes, and they quickly froze again.

Xun San was so cold that he approached the heat source very spinelessly.

Zhu Jiuyin felt a little more heat around his calves, he stopped his long exhalation, and looked down, the fat big hare hugged him tightly with its four legs like a pillar, and its long ears were docilely attached to its Body, a well-behaved appearance.

Zhu Jiuyin almost believed him, if it wasn't for the pain in the area where he was kicked just now.

He moved a few steps with difficulty, but the wild rabbit did not let go, and hugged him even harder.

Zhu Jiuyin stretched out her hand, grabbed its ear, and lifted him up to look at her.

"you--"

"Ah!"

Zhu Jiuyin, as the god who called wind and rain in ancient times, probably never thought that one day he would be kicked in the face and spit on by a wild rabbit within the time of a stick of incense.

He never thought that rabbits could sneeze too, and for a vengeful wild rabbit, this sneeze was quite a noise.

Xun San was thrown aside, his chubby body rolled several times before stopping.

He was a little stunned, but soon woke up from the cold, and quickly rushed over to hug Zhu Jiuyin's hot thigh.

"..."

"You change back to me, and this place will return to normal." Zhu Jiuyin said while wiping his face.

At this time Xun San was still very innocent and innocent, not knowing what kind of supernatural power the man in front of him was, who behaved a little funny and naive but also a little scary and gloomy.

The wild rabbit tilted its head and stared at Zhu Jiuyin with black grape-like eyes, as if thinking about the authenticity of this sentence.

Little did he know that the man in front of him suddenly trembled, and maliciously reached out to grab the furry short tail, ignoring the rabbit's life. hand.

Xun San instinctively felt the great crisis in the sense of the original form, and panicked into a human form.

Hei Lulu stared at Zhu Jiuyin, "You bastard, you can kill or cut as you please, and I won't accompany Third Grandpa!"

He straightened his lower abdomen, put his hands on his lower back, and although he was shivering from the cold, he still marched towards Zhu Jiuyin fearlessly.

"Come on! Come on! It's the Danyuan that your third grandfather has practiced for 300 years. You say it's your thing, fart! Liar!"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Thief!"

"robber!"

"Ugh...Damn!"

The moment Zhu Jiuyin pressed his left hand on his lower abdomen, Xun San, who was so scared to death, still bowed and curled up to protect his stomach.

Maybe it was because I felt that it was too embarrassing to be a very unmanly man after being very manly just now, and I was scared and afraid, but I was not afraid of the cold anymore, so I just curled up on the ground and cried.

"..."

Zhu Jiuyin restored the temperature of the stone room to normal. Seeing that the little monster on the ground hadn't adapted to it for a while, he choked and sneezed twice, and the snot bubbles came out.

Xun San cried and cried, and found something was wrong.

Zhu Jiuyin, who had been looking at him coldly, suddenly became very enthusiastic. Maybe he hadn't noticed it, but Xun San instinctively felt a strange crisis.

He got up and reflected on how cowardly he was.

Because of cowardice, I have visited the mountains for 200 years and dare not say "no".

Because of cowardice, when the old god came to choose his apprentice, he didn't dare to speak to him.

Because of cowardice, she dared not confess her identity to the scholar, and even dared not show up after peeping for more than ten years.

Because of cowardice, she fell to the point where she is being ridiculed by a strange god who is not even as good as Yu Jiuyuan.

He decided to be brave.

Zhu Jiuyin realized that the little monster at his feet might not have realized that his ears and tail popped out together because of his weak demon power.

But the pair of long ears dangled around her waist, causing Zhu Jiuyin to raise her hand unconsciously, unable to restrain the urge to pinch it.

"I don't seem to have said my name yet," the little monster raised his head, his voice was weak, his eyes were wet, "my name is Xun San."

Zhu Jiu is looking at the sky, is this considered a foul?

Feeling that the corners of her clothes were ripped off, Zhu Jiuyin lowered her head and saw the little monster stretch out her hand and tug on her sleeves, shaking her, "I want to ask God for something."

Calculate!Absolute foul!

Zhu Jiuyin realized that she had already nodded coldly before she had time to think.

The little monster's face suddenly became happy, and the rabbit's eyes that looked at him were bent like hooks, and he didn't know where it caught him.

"I want to get out."

"..."

Seeing that Zhu Jiuyin didn't answer, the little rabbit's eyes suddenly became aggrieved, and he hugged Zhu Jiuyin's leg, "God, I have to go out and explain it to someone, otherwise I will die with regret!"

"say what?"

Xun San was silent.

After a while, Zhu Jiuyin heard the low voice of the little monster.

"Plum wine is very astringent. Don't brew it in July next year."

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Late at night to update the text, the immortal starved to death.