Small Animal Fertility Administration

tech kids

Due to the regulation that they cannot become spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the number of goblins is getting smaller and smaller.

The goblins pin their hopes on technology to break through the restrictions of reproductive isolation.Therefore, the animal and plant management system provided money, the goblin training system provided people, and the goblin inspection committee was responsible for supervision. This difficulty was finally overcome through the unremitting efforts of generations of goblins.

Due to the high cost, artificial assisted reproduction has not been fully opened, and Hu Sile, as a public official who has made special contributions to the demon world, got a small number of places.

But having a quota does not necessarily mean that you are qualified to be a parent. Before the baby is born, you need to pass the following five assessments.

The first item is that after the appointment is successful, both parties must conduct a comprehensive health check within a week.If for any reason the requirements are not met the opportunity is lost.

The second is to submit the personal data and property certificates of the husband and wife to the local Animal and Plant Administration for review.The standards for animals and plants are different. If it is a mixed-race couple (such as Mrs. Silkworm and Mr. Sangshu), they need to submit duplicate copies to their respective management bureaus, which is even more troublesome.

This inspection has clear and strict regulations on whether you have a criminal record, education level, and property status. If you do not meet the requirements, congratulations, you can queue up to make an appointment again.

Tu Zhuo had never been to a new-style school at all. His high school degree was earned by taking the exam of the training system of the demon world, and he passed the exam mainly by relying on his experience and knowledge.

Fortunately, Hu Sile had the foresight to force him to go to high school to take the college entrance examination. He just got a place when he graduated from university, so he didn't waste any time.

The third item is the most difficult parent qualification examination.It is divided into two parts: written test and interview. There is no test syllabus, no key points of the test, and the real questions are never revealed.From legal knowledge to parenting knowledge, from brain teasers to celestial sports, in short, it is something that only you can't think of, without it, you won't be able to take the test.The only humane point is that the notes and the interview are both the husband and wife's reference, otherwise a little fool like Tu Zhuo would never want a rabbit.

The fourth item is home visits.The members of the home visit group were randomly selected from each system, and the main investigation was the home environment and the relationship between parents.It was supposed to be very strict and serious, but it happened that the members of the group were all old friends of Hu Sile.At that time, they moved into a duplex villa in the goblin community.After a group of people visited the new house and took a picture, it was over, and then they asked for a meal-the kind of children's hundred-day banquet that can be attended without gift money.

After the first four items are passed, it is the final re-examination physical examination and biological sample collection. You can choose maternal pregnancy or artificial uterus.

Tu Zhuo and Hu Sile went through the whole process for more than two years, and in the summer of the third year, the baby was finally going to be born.

On June 6th, the three of them set off nervously after dressing up solemnly.

That's right, three people.The one I haven't seen is Tu Zhuo's younger brother, Tu Xiaobao, because he hasn't been given a name yet because he hasn't started elementary school yet.

He was the most excited, chattering away in the child seat in the back.

"Is the little nephew a rabbit or a fox?"

"Is it a little boy or a little girl?"

"Can you call it the second treasure?"

"I can give it my goat's milk, can you lend it to me once in a while?"

When we arrived at the hospital, the baby was sent out in a small basket by the staff on time.

"It's a male bunny, I don't know what color it is."

They thanked the doctor and followed the instructions to go downstairs to enter the information and apply for the demon world ID for the baby.Tu Xiaobao danced and danced on the sidelines, and finally caught his attention, and was hugged by Hu Sile and took a look.

"Wow~ It's so small, it's as big as the palm of Xiaobao's hand." His chubby face was full of surprise, he stretched out his hand to compare, and found that it was not as big as his hand, "how about Let's call it Doudou."

This sounds much better than Erbao.

When registering, the clever Xiaobao discovered that Doudou had two names.One is Tu Wenxing taken by the brothers, and the other is Doudou taken by him.

"Then why do I only have one name?" he asked.

"Because Mom and Dad are too lazy to give you a name." Said Wuxin brother Tu Zhuo, who has forgotten his younger brother with Zai Zai.

Xiao Bao wrinkled his chubby bun face.

"It's okay, my brother will give you another one after you go to elementary school." Hu Sile comforted.

The child loves the new and dislikes the old. On the way back, he was no longer interested in his little nephew—the little nephew is too young and likes to sleep, so he doesn't play with him.

"Then when can I go to elementary school?"

"Is elementary school fun?"

When I learned that elementary school can't play and I have to study, I said with a bitter face: "Ah, what if I can't finish my homework?"

He kept asking Tu Zhuo like a million whys, and when he got tired of asking Tu Zhuo, he played a game of "whoever speaks first is the pig" with him.

After arriving home, Xiaobao became interested in his little nephew again.

The little nephew drinks goat milk like him, and a big bottle is made for him when making milk powder, but the little nephew's milk bottle is only as big as his thumb.

"Tu Zhuo, have you eaten up all the money again? He's your son, you can't abuse him like this," Xiao Bao was a big kid, he was as tall as Tu Zhuo's knees, and he was already talking in a set way, hugging himself tugging at the painted hem of his clothes, "If you abuse him, I will call and report you."

Tu Zhuo sneered, grabbed his collar and threw him into Hu Sile's arms, "Don't think that every monster is as edible as your little weight."

This sentence hurt the demon's self-esteem a bit, Xiaobao sat in the living room and gurgled milk to relieve his worries.Hmph, he wants to feed Doudou to be fatter than him, so that Tu Zhuo can't just laugh at him as a weight, after all, being a demon can't be too double standard.

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Rabbit cubs are growing fast, and after one and a half months, he will be able to play in the children's playground in the community with his snow-white Doudou in his arms.

The goblins all envy him for having a little bunny, which makes him even more handsome.

One day when a goblin insisted on jumping in line while playing on a slide, Xiao Bao reasoned with him and was pushed, so angry that he directed Doudou to bite him on the tail, making him howl in pain.

Although he was beaten up by Tu Zhuo and sent to the door to apologize, he was still very happy, after all, Mao Xiaomei told him: "Xiaobao, you are too brave."

Although Doudou grows very fast, it will take a long time to become a human baby.

"How long is a long time? 24 hours?" Hours are the unit of time he learned in kindergarten today, and 24 hours is a day.

Hu Sile told him that it depends on the situation, some goblins like Xiaobao only used it for 5 years, and some goblins like his brother took it for 50 years.

He was very worried about this, he was afraid that Doudou would be like his little dad, the idiot Tu Zhuo.

"It's been too long," he said sadly.

But soon he recovered. At that time, Tu Zhuo was cooking in the kitchen. He ran to the kitchen with short legs and laughed loudly: "Tu Zhuo! It took you 50 years to become a human! You are too bad!"

Then he was beaten again and forced to eat a lot of carrot sprouts.

Oh, like his brother Tu Zhuo, he hates eating carrot sprouts.

As clever as he is, of course he has a solution. He finds Hu Sile and sues Tu Zhuo for being a picky eater. Just like him, Tu Zhuo was forced to eat a lot of carrot sprouts.

Hahaha, "This is to share the blessings and share the hardships." He shook his head and said, and poured all his carrot shoots into the Doudou bowl while they were not paying attention. He seemed to like eating this .

"I'm done eating," he said pretendingly, and looked at Tu Zhuo with a frowning face in exaggerated surprise, "Tu Zhuo, you're such a sucker, you can't finish eating such a small amount."

Tu Zhuo gasped, Xiao Bao was in bad luck.

"Your bedtime strawberry yogurt is gone," he announced.

"why!"

"Because there is only the last bottle left, you have to give it to me."

Xiaobao was so wronged, there was nothing he could do about it.

The war ended with Tu Zhuo's victory.

I just didn't expect that the next day Xiaobao learned a word called "respect the old and love the young" in the baby demon etiquette class. The first thing he did when he came home from school was not to take Doudou out for a walk, but to make trouble for Tu Zhuo with all his teeth and claws: "Tu Zhuo! You 400-year-old goblin who doesn't know how to respect the old and love the young, give me back my yogurt!"

"How can I pay you back after eating?"

"You! You! You spit it out!"