he can't be this cute

+23-1

It won't take long for Ji Lin to get home, and it's not good to report his safety so early, so he can only use his mobile phone to hang on to the crazy crucian carp, log in to the computer and send a message to his dear old sister.

One man guards the gate: old sister~~~

Listening to the wind is the rain: Fuck, whenever you call me that, I get goosebumps, did something bad happen again?Did you close the sword gate and sleep?

One man guards the gate: No!

Listening to the wind is the rain: God, this is even more terrifying, how could you live in someone else's house for one night and not put him to sleep?

One man guards the gate: Nonsense, do you think I am burning the city?Would he do such an outrageous thing?Obviously he is even more scumbag, why do you all say that I am the number one scumbag?

Listening to the wind is the rain: Who made you talk all the time?People who burn the city just do not talk about it, except how many people in the inner circle know about him?

One husband guards the gate: Hey... I'm in love... Is it too late to restore my image...

Listen to the wind is the rain: ? ? ?Is Jianmenguan curved?

One husband guards the gate: What do you think about my unrequited love?

Listening to the wind is rain: I sympathize with you.

One man guards the gate: Can Qingtian replace him?

Listening to the wind is the rain: You like people and want to change their roles?

One man guards the gate: Fearing that he will not be able to restrain himself, he bends him.

Listening to the wind is the rain: Can you stop being so confident?Straight without bending.

One man guards the gate: what about two?I feel like he...should be fine.

Listening to the wind is the rain: Then hurry up and break it!Up and up, I support you.

One man guards the gate: I can't bear it...

Listen to the wind is the rain: you're done.

One man guards the gate: Yeah, it's over.

Of course, it is impossible for Qingtian to change players, and even TheOne and Jianmenguan plan to continue to match.

Jianmenguan: The second phase script of TheOne has been sent.

Listen to the wind is the rain: ? ? ?

Jianmenguan: Have you found someone else?

Listening to the wind is rain: no!

Jianmenguan: Send it.

Ji Yu took a screenshot of this conversation and threw it on the Q news that is a man in charge.

One man alone: ​​why? !

Listen to the wind is rain: What did you do to him?

One man guards the gate: No!

Ji Lin saw that the time was almost up, and quickly sent a message to Jianmenguan with a crazy crucian carp: Senior, I have arrived home safely!

Jianmenguan: Yes.

Crazy crucian carp: As soon as I got home and listened to Yujuju, I sent a message urging me to record TO Phase [-], which is inhumane 〒▽〒

Jianmenguan: It's really inhumane. She should know that you lost your wallet and have a lot of things to replace. You lost your coat but didn't lose your keys?

Crazy crucian carp: fingerprint lock (~￣▽￣)~

Crazy crucian carp: I heard from Yu that senior will continue to match my brother ⊙▽⊙?

Jianmenguan: Yes.

Crazy crucian carp: Why ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhd)

Jianmenguan: You don't want me to CP with him?

Think and think!Ji Lin yelled joyfully in front of the computer, no matter if it is a monogamist or a crazy crucian carp, whichever is fine, but it is always like this when you like someone, the closer you get, the more difficult it is to restrain, how can he ensure that he will never attack Mo Kai Woolen cloth?

He suddenly remembered Jianmenguan's evaluation of Yihudangguan back then, molested CV "Baiwan straight man", it seems that he really wasn't slandering him.

With tears streaming down his face, Ji Lin used his trumpet to speak ill of himself.

Crazy crucian carp: He is a bad guy, he will bend his seniors╥﹏╥

Jianmenguan: Hehe, I was always crooked.

??????????

! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ji Lin crashed, his mind was filled with question marks and exclamation points.

How can this be?

How can it be? !

impossible! ! !

Crazy crucian carp: Senior, are you kidding me?

Jianmenguan: No.

Crazy crucian carp: How is this possible!I didn't smell half of the same kind of smell at all!

Jianmen Pass: ^_^

Crazy crucian carp: How could there be a GAY who washes from head to toe with a piece of soap? !

Jianmenguan: Did you wash your feet with it?

Crazy crucian carp: ...No!That's not the point, okay?Don't you hate danmei?

Jianmenguan: I really don't like it, especially in the danmei circle, it's too messy. 419 dating between CVs.Then there are those rotten women who control the world and care about whether others want to be popular or disharmonious. They go whoring all day long and make a bunch of demands. They are unfriendly to newcomers and disrespectful to the elderly. They always think they are noble and look down on others. ,boring.

……

I thought that Jianmenguan hated danmei and gays, so he stayed away from this circle and kept himself clean, but he didn't realize that he had already seen through the essence and understood the fate, so he hated and loathed him like a snake and scorpion.

It's all because of Burning City!It's okay to make an appointment!One person discredited the whole circle!

And Ji Lin wanted to say that you also asked me if I was paired with Danmei because it was easy to become popular!Reluctantly, his identity was wrong and he could only hold back.

Crazy crucian carp: Senior, why didn't you say it sooner or later, you insisted on telling me QAQ now, are you taking revenge on me for being inferior to a beast last night!

Jianmenguan: Is it not as good as a beast?what did you do to meKissed me in the middle of the night?

Crazy crucian carp: No!I just did nothing!I didn't do what animals would do!It's better to be a horse than a beast! ! !

Jianmenguan: Pay attention to moral integrity.

Crazy crucian carp: Unfortunately, I still think about it and want to be afraid to break you!If I had known earlier, I would have stripped naked to seduce you!

Jianmenguan: You didn't seduce me?

Crazy crucian carp: Do I have it?Why?Does this mean that senior, you were seduced by me? !when?ah!I don't even know why I don't make persistent efforts!

Jianmenguan: No more exclamation marks.

Ji Lin followed the good advice and changed his hair to wavy lines.

Crazy crucian carp: Senior~Mo Kai~I like you~Since you are also curvy, then I'm not welcome~Let's be together~

Jianmenguan: I have someone I like.

When this sentence appeared on the screen, Ji Lin almost forgot to breathe, every word was like a lead, hitting his heart heavily.

Mo Kai has someone he likes.

Knowing the answer, he still asked cautiously: Is it me?

Jianmenguan: No.

No.

Ji Lin leaned back as if giving up, leaning on the back of the chair.

The computer quieted down, ruthless as a sword, and didn't even give him more comfort after rejecting him.

Ji Lin finally regained his composure, and asked on Weibo: The person I like doesn't like me, what should I do?

There is a reply soon below:

"Be strong!" "Take the medicine!" "Take it first! Love will grow with time!" "Conquer him physically!"

"Oh, Ozeki, why are you swollen?" "Long live broken love!"

"This is too horrifying, Zha Gong said the word "like" so young, it's almost like being possessed!"

……

In a trance, in a daze, I registered the wrong number.

Ji Lin's heart was completely ashamed.

+23-2

Broken up in love?

Mo Kai was amazed.

He actually has someone he likes?For this reason, he used such a weak tone and posted on Weibo in annoyance.

According to his previous scumbag style, shouldn't he touch his chin and ask with a wicked smile: "This Gong has a new crush on a beauty. The beauty has a strong temper. How can I eat him?"

Doesn't he not think about whether others like him or not?No, he probably never really liked anyone, right?

Who is this person now?How could this honor make him so serious and caring?

Could it be... a crazy crucian carp?

Just as Ji Lin confessed his love to him, he fell out of love when he was in charge of his husband. This is too coincidental.

Big triangle wow!

Mo Kai almost burst out laughing in amazement, only to realize that his state of mind has changed a lot.

He was not as persistent as before when he was guarding a husband. He no longer felt uncomfortable just because he flirted with someone who liked him again. Instead, he was more relieved that the crazy crucian carp did not fall into the hands of that scumbag.

He leaned on his chin with one hand to read those unreliable comments, as expected, they were all in a one-man style.

Let me comfort you.

Jianmenguan: If you really like it, just watch it silently.Or it would be nice to continue to be friends with him.Don't be sad, there will be many people who like you, and you will meet better ones.

A reply set off another storm.

Theme: Guan Guan Jujiu.

Floor 609: Guanguan interaction!

Floor 610: There will be many people (including Jianmenguan) who will like you, and you will meet better ones (Jianmenguan).

Floor 611: Don’t over-interpret 23333, the passage at Jianmenguan seems very traditional and formulaic[/laugh and cry]

Floor 612: After all, it is a collaboration with the same crew.

Floor 613: They agreed to fall in love and kill each other!Didn't it mean that Jianmen Pass hates being a one-man pass?

Floor 614: 23333 The stage of killing each other has passed, and we are going to fall in love soon.

Of course, Mo Kai also knew that there would be a link on the forum at this time, so he went to check and found out that someone had the truth.

And the little crucian carp that disappeared just now also reappeared.

Crazy crucian carp: Senior!Don't you hate monogamy?

Jianmenguan: Doesn’t this require CP?

Crazy crucian carp: (⊙o⊙) Senior, you also know how to fry CP? !

Jianmenguan: I don’t understand.

Crazy crucian carp: I've made up my mind!I will continue to be friends with you, but I don't need to meet better!

Jianmen Pass: ...

Crazy crucian carp: Are you with the person you like? !Surely not right!If we are together, it is impossible for you to take me back to your home!

Jianmenguan: I kindly take you in. What are you thinking about?Curvy man cancer you.

Crazy crucian carp: [beating the table and laughing wildly. JPG] What the hell is crooked male cancer? I mean, if you want a boyfriend, you should report it. There is no trace at home. What are you thinking about, senior!

Mo Kai blushed, but luckily no one on the other end of the network could see it.

Jianmenguan: No.

Crazy crucian carp: Why aren't you with him?he is straightThere are no good results for liking straight men!Why not follow me!

Jianmenguan: curved.

Crazy crucian carp: “_” He has a boyfriend?It is wrong to dismantle CP, you just give up on him and follow me!

Jianmenguan: No.

Crazy crucian carp: ⊙o⊙Then he still rejects you?Don't be sad, senior, follow me!I will not refuse you.

Jianmenguan: Never confessed.

Crazy crucian carp: Didn't even confess? !That means you haven't loved it enough yet!You see, I like you, and I will feel uncomfortable if I don't say it, so just follow me!

Jianmenguan: He is not familiar with me.

Crazy crucian carp: You like someone but you still don't know him well?Senior... you are not a star chaser, are you?Celebrities can't be boyfriends!You still follow me!

Mo Kai laughed, does he seem to be a star chaser?However, in terms of nature, it seems to be similar?Although he has spoken, it is limited to cooperation with the play. Most of the time, he is no different from those fans, listening to the play, listening to the chat, and paying attention to everything about the other party from various channels.

Jianmenguan: He is not a star.

Crazy crucian carp: CV? ? ?Could it be the ancient god you mentioned before? !Ahhh, he has retired from the circle. What do you like about him?I am the living one! Follow me!

Mo Kai has been blinded by the "follow me" one after another, no matter what he says, he can add "follow me", and the reason is completely consistent.

Ji Lin like this made him both troubled and funny, and also a little bit guilty.

Jianmenguan: There is no reason to like it.

Crazy crucian carp: You don't need a reason to hate it!I like it!

Jianmenguan: You said it the other way around.

Crazy crucian carp: You obviously said this, senior, have you forgotten! (T_T) Since you are not with him, why can't you try with me?

Jianmenguan: This is unfair to you.

Crazy crucian carp: I don't mind!

Jianmenguan: Be obedient.

Crazy crucian carp: what is obedience!You have seen me and still treat me like a child, from today on I will no longer be cute to you!I'm going to be a good little attacker of high quality.

Jianmenguan: I wish you to find your sweetheart as soon as possible.

Crazy crucian carp: (T_T) Senior...

Look, it's broken in less than a second.

Mo Kai smiled and sent him a comforting emoji of touching his head.

In fact, he was not sure how he felt about Ji Lin.At first, I paid special attention to him because of his familiar voice, but later I gradually liked that bright voice, liked talking to him, and found him very interesting.

He is a completely different person from the one-man guard, but Mo Kai is not sure whether he has used him as a stand-in.

Or, have you empathized subtly?

Part of the relationship came out, but not focused enough, it seems that I like both, and I don't know which is more important.

He couldn't distinguish his true emotions, and it was too unfair to Ji Lin no matter what.