Lord Yama is gay

"Who brought that document?" Si Ming turned to ask the judge.

The judge responded respectfully.

Si Ming frowned, didn't say much, just said "rearrange" lightly, and stopped asking.

Because he knows that this restriction must have nothing to do with them, and they don't have this ability. The only reason for the restriction that he can't see in the data seems to be a reminder from heaven.

What exactly does it mean?What are you reminding them of?

Si Ming brought Gu Xiansi to his room, let him sit on a chair, stood beside him, then lifted the black cloth, and at the same time stretched out his hand to cover his eyes.

"Close tight." Si Ming felt the eyelashes trembling in his palm, and couldn't help but remind him.

Gu Xiansi quickly closed his eyes tightly again, even though his eyes were still covered with Si Ming's hand.

"Old, boss..." Gu Xiansi shouted in panic.

Si Ming let go of his hand, and knocked on his head: "Shut up!" Then Gu Xiansi felt a sudden sense of oppression, and before he had time to think about it, there was a warm feeling in his eyes, Just a light touch, both eyes are like this.

He heard Si Ming's cold voice: "Open your eyes."

Although she was still afraid of the painful feeling, Gu Xiansi still believed in Si Ming, and opened her eyes cautiously after hearing his words.

The pain didn't last.

After Gu Xiansi had this awareness, she even opened her eyes wide. Seeing Si Ming who was very close to her, she leaned back in embarrassment, "It doesn't hurt anymore."

"En." Si Ming responded, turned around and left.

Looking at Si Ming's back, Gu Xiansi thought to himself, the boss is really too good, and he can be promoted to male god in a while.Hahaha, if the gang of fish-lipped humans know that King Hades is a handsome man, will there be people who want to die?

Seeing Black and White Impermanence again, Gu Xiansi said that she was still very excited. When the two met, their aura was as if the other had killed their father and enemy. There is a word for it, yes, love and kill each other!

"Boss," Gu Xiansi looked at the two little ones who were reporting work, and interrupted them very blindly. Anyway, in his opinion, they have been quite leisurely, and it doesn't matter if they take up such a little time. "You guys are gods." Or a ghost?"

"Actually, there is no essential difference between ghosts and gods. In other words, I am the god of the underworld. There is no need for the three worlds of heaven, earth and man, and they do not interfere with each other." Si Ming replied.

"Oh." Gu Xiansi nodded to show that he understood, and asked after a while, "Then who is better, you or the Emperor of Heaven?"

Si Ming gave him a funny look, especially wanting to open his head to see if the structure is really different from others: "Why do you ask this?"

Gu Xiansi chuckled and scratched her head in embarrassment: "I just want to know, if I offend the Emperor of Heaven, can you cover me?"

Hei Wuchang, who was trying to ignore his own sense of existence, still broke out in a cold sweat when he heard Gu Xiansi's words... he is so disrespectful to his master, I wish him good luck.

Who knew that Si Ming just casually said "Don't worry", but before Gu Xiansi understood what it meant, Black and White Impermanence continued to report on work under Si Ming's gaze.

"Report to Master, 13 people died in vain in the past month, 4 of them have already been reincarnated, and the other nine people have been placed in the city of death."

Si Ming frowned: "Why are there so many people this month?"

Bai Wuchang lowered his waist and replied respectfully: "A natural disaster."

Gu Xiansi was confused by what he heard, so he quickly turned his head and asked Si Ming next to him: "Boss, why is your death in vain?"

"Yangshou is not over."

"Ah! Then I know, there is probably another earthquake, flood, and landslide, alas...how can people be so fragile?" Gu Xiansi sighed, and suddenly raised her eyes slightly, which seemed a bit peachy, but But it is better than the authentic peach blossom eyes. When there are twists and turns in the mind, it is all expressed through a pair of eyes, which are shimmering and look very charming.

Si Ming just let such a pair of eyes fall into his heart, planted the seeds, and took root.

"Boss, tell me," Gu Xiansi put his hands on his chin and asked very seriously, "Did I die in vain?"

"You think too much."

"...Okay." Gu Xiansi also felt that he was thinking too much.

"Oh, by the way, what is the city of past lives?"

Today's Si Ming was very patient. He first asked Gu Xiansi if his eyes still hurt, and then answered his question after he got a negative answer: "Souls like the city of rebirth cannot be reached, only with the consent of the superiors." , are eligible to enter. Of course, ghosts like black and white impermanence can go in directly. There is a place where the souls of the dead die in vain. , When they figure it out, they can apply for reincarnation, and then go to the human world to start a new round of life."

"So, it's like another world, a world where ghosts live!" Gu Xiansi's voice was a little excited, and Si Ming knew what he was thinking even with his eyes closed.

"I'll take you there when I have time." It was rare for Si Ming to directly agree to what Gu Xiansi thought in his heart when he didn't make a request.

"Hey, Boss, you understand me. But... Boss, I still have a question."

Si Ming felt that he had explained clearly enough, but he still said, "Ask."

"Where is the money that Xiao Zhewen burned for me?"

Si Ming looked at Gu Xiansi with a half-smile: "Do you really think that the money burned by humans in the world can be used?"

Gu Xiansi was stunned: "Can't it be used?"

"Ah."

When he heard this answer, Gu Xiansi looked hopeless. He scratched Si Ming's table vigorously with his paws, and said angrily, "Why didn't you say it sooner? Next time, Xiao Zhewen will waste money again." A bunch of famous coins went to burn paper for fun."

Si Ming looked helplessly at the scratches on his desk, and said in a deep voice, "I thought it was common sense."

Gu Xiansi went crazy and said, "Have you seen common sense that no one knows?"

"Who said that everyone doesn't know? It's just you who don't know."

"You're sexist."

"gender?"

"Personality! Discrimination against personality!" Gu Xiansi scratched Si Ming's desk again, obviously venting his hatred.

"I'm not kidding you." Si Ming sighed, he was really helpless with this person, and explained seriously, "If the money burned by people in the human world can be used here, you think, every time they They will burn a lot of money, and if they come here, isn’t it a mess and collapse? Money will become less and less valuable, and everyone doesn’t have to work hard, just wait for the family to burn money, then they What do you live on?"

"You have to know that money is just a tool that represents different values ​​of items to promote the economy."

Gu Xiansi's eyes widened, she seemed surprised, but she was obviously convinced: "It turns out that the underworld and the human world are the same. I thought those things were conjured by you, so there would be no problem like you said."

Si Ming only glanced at him, seeing that he understood, so he didn't say anything else, but thinking of what he just said "it's all conjured up", he still couldn't help but want to sigh.

Although he does have certain abilities, his job as Pluto is not to play tricks.

Taking advantage of Si Ming's busy work, Gu Xiansi strolled to Naihe Bridge again, but this time, the kind Granny Meng was gone, replaced by a handsome young man, causing many female ghosts to refuse to drink the Pom Meng soup immediately , but you have to watch the handsome guy before leaving.

Tsk, happy to hear.

Gu Xiansi ran to the boy and patted him on the shoulder: "Hey, buddies, how is this job?"

The boy was obviously stunned for a moment, looked at Gu Xiansi with a confused face, and then pushed him away: "Don't hinder my work."

Gu Xiansi: It seems that he really likes it.

"Hey." Gu Xiansi didn't give up, and started talking to him again, "What do I call you? I can't call you Meng Po!"

The boy was obviously more confused. The look in Gu Xiansi's eyes gave Gu Xiansi the illusion that he had bullied him. He pressed his temples hard, then raised his head and asked, "Isn't it good to be called Po Meng?"

"Forget it, to put it another way, what was your name in life?" Gu Xiansi was also helpless.

"Xiang Bei." Now the boy finally answered his question normally.

When Gu Xiansi heard the name, he was delighted: "Do you have a brother named Xiang Nan?"

Xiang Bei shook his head seriously: "I'm the only child in the family." As soon as he finished speaking, a man in a black T-shirt impatiently kicked the big vat of Meng Po soup in front of Xiang Bei, and directly put it Kick over: "If you don't drink it, why put it here!"

Gu Xiansi took a deep look at him, and naturally saw the disdain in his eyes, and, compared to those excited people, he didn't act like a person who was about to reincarnate at all, as if, never Intend.

It seems that the urging is false, but the finding is true.

"Troublemaker?" Gu Xiansi squinted her eyes, knowing that she was an advisor.

The man's face was arrogant and unrestrained, as if he didn't take Gu Xiansi seriously: "Don't meddle in your own business."

Gu Xiansi simply took a step closer to the man, he is a little shorter than the man, but this does not hinder, you can't lose your momentum, right?

He stared into the man's eyes, and suddenly laughed: "Idiot."

"What did you say?" It was the first time in his life that someone dared to scold him like that, and he was tired of living.Of course, men have subconsciously ignored the fact that they are already souls.

"I said," Gu Xiansi even raised the volume by one decibel, "You are an idiot."

The man gritted his teeth and said, "Do you want to die!"

Gu Xiansi shrugged: "I have long been a dead person."

Seeing that the man had nothing to say, Gu Xiansi smiled even more openly, his eyes full of sarcasm: "Do you think I'm scolding you without reason? You don't believe me when you say you're stupid, think about it, we are both souls, why do you have to go Reincarnation, but I can be free here? You don't really think I escaped, do you?"

"What do you mean?"

"It means that you can't offend everyone. If you dare to touch me, you can try." Gu Xiansi did act like a tiger once. Judging by his figure, he is absolutely dead against this man. Moreover, he can't guarantee Si Will Ming come to rescue him, in case he doesn't come.It might really be over.

Gu Xiansi was betting, he knew that the man in front of him definitely didn't want to be reincarnated, so he just gambled once, whether this man would believe him, whether he would be afraid of what he said.

When these things happened, Xiang Bei, the person involved, just silently boiled another pot of Mengpo soup.