Lord Yama is gay

Gu Xiansi stared at the water in the fairy pond, and was dumbfounded.

The boss is sitting in his exclusive seat, eating fruit and drinking wine, although I don't know if he is still angry, but he is boring, he is alone, even if he is highly respected, but is he alone? for so long.

Thinking about some messy things, Gu Xiansi felt that he was getting more annoyed, although he still didn't know what he was annoyed about.

"Qingxiu, you stay here every day, aren't you lonely?" Gu Xiansi whispered to the butterfly flapping its wings on her shoulder.

Qingxiu didn't answer him, suddenly flew up, Gu Xiansi stood up, he always felt that Qingxiu was going to take him somewhere, but before he could see where Qingxiu was flying, the butterfly was flying It disappeared before my eyes.

Gu Xiansi stared blankly at Yaochi where he was alone, and suddenly felt sad, his eyes were sore, "Bastard." He scolded, but he didn't know whether he was scolding Si Ming or himself.

The water in Yaochi seems to be warm, with mist floating on it, looking mysterious, just when Gu Xiansi was about to turn around and leave for a casual walk, he suddenly saw a faint blue light glowing in the center of the pool.

It is rumored that the Yaochi belongs to the Queen Mother of the West of Kunlun Mountain, and the best water source is exhausted. Unexpectedly, the Yaochi in the heavenly world looks so mysterious.

Gu Xiansi felt as if there was a force pulling him to go into the Yaochi, to see what secrets there were.

He can swim, so naturally he is not afraid of being drowned. Besides, he is a soul, so where can he die?

"Come here, here's what you want to know, come here..." A voice suddenly appeared in Gu Xiansi's mind, and it kept circling in his mind repeatedly. Gu Xiansi was still a little entangled, and paced back and forth by the pool.

"Come here... come here..." The voice was still hovering, neither male nor female, neither human nor beast, not very comfortable, but somehow alluring.

"Want to know about Pluto? Come here..."

As soon as Gu Xiansi heard the word "Pluto", Gu Xiansi's heart stopped for half a beat, and all reason and everything should go to hell!Gu Xiansi gritted her teeth, closed her eyes, raised her feet, walked to the edge of the fairy pond, closed her eyes, put her weight on her upper body, and prepared to jump into the pool.

"If you want to die, go back to the underworld and die, don't dirty the fairyland in the heaven." Before Gu Xiansi fell into the pool, someone lifted up the collar of his clothes, and Si Ming's vicious voice rang beside his ears.

Gu Xiansi struggled to get down, turned to look at him, a magnified face was in front of her eyes, the face was terribly black.

Gu Xiansi put her hands behind her in a panic, and said in a panic, "Boss, you...why are you here..."

"I'm not here, do you want me to collect your corpse? It's dishonest to become a ghost, and it will be cheap for you if you really go in." Si Ming didn't scare him, this heavenly wonderland is absolutely unbearable for ghosts Yes, if I didn't get so damn angry that I couldn't worry about him, and if I was a little later, I might never see anyone again.

In fact, Si Ming is still a little scared now, and he has no way to solve these force majeure factors.

It was a wrong decision to bring him here, and he should be put in the underworld, otherwise how could there be so many things?

"Are you so sad that you want to commit suicide because of a position?" Si Ming's voice returned to calm, even a little cold, his face was still not very good, and his brows were even slightly frowned, "You care about Bai Zhi's so much?" feeling?"

Gu Xiansi shook her head in surprise, "I'm not trying to commit suicide."

"Then what are you doing there? Don't say it's my eyesight."

"I don't know," Gu Xiansi grabbed her hair depressingly, "It's just that I haven't washed my hair for a long time, I'm going to wash it." Gu Xiansi thought about the fact that there was something tempting to him in the pool, but he still didn't plan. Tell Si Ming, he has a faint feeling in his heart that this matter is related to him, there is no need to disturb Si Ming.

And Si Ming laughed angrily at Gu Xiansi's excuse, except for him, probably no one would find excuses to be so careless...and wash his hair, why didn't he just say take a bath?The whole set was saved.

Seeing Si Ming smile, although Gu Xiansi didn't know where he was wrong, he still felt that it was always right to admit his mistake first no matter why, so he took a careful look at Si Ming, and then asked, "Boss, don't you Angry?"

Si Ming said in a deep voice, "What are you angry about?"

Gu Xiansi said that he was very distressed to have such a boss.

"You don't want to do this."

"How am I?"

"You ask the question knowingly!" Gu Xiansi was almost annoyed to death, her tone was unknowingly a little bit bad, and she looked like a kitten with fur.

Just now, the fire in Si Ming's heart was miraculously extinguished by him like this. He really felt that Gu Xiansi was born to restrain him. What he said earlier that he looked up to him was purely out of anger. In fact, In this world, apart from Gu Xiansi, there is probably no one who can make him feel helpless like this.

Gu Xiansi is better than anyone else, even he doesn't know it, but sometimes it really makes people angry.

When he calmed down, Gu Xiansi thought of another question. He couldn't hold back his curiosity, so he asked, "Boss, aren't you at a party? Why do you have time to come here?" He didn't say anything about the guess in his heart. I'm afraid I'm being self-indulgent.

Sure enough, when Si Ming heard this question, he just slightly raised his eyebrows, and even protracted the ending of the first word, "Oh...?"

"What do you think?" Si Ming asked back.

Gu Xiansi shook her head, "I'm not a half-immortal, how can I guess?"

"Oh...too boring, just came for a walk." Si Ming replied.

Gu Xiansi nodded indifferently, said "Oh" and said nothing more.

There was a strange silence for a few seconds, but Gu Xiansi still couldn't stand the silence, so she changed the subject, "Just now Qingxiu was still here, but for some reason it suddenly disappeared."

"En." Si Ming nodded, and walked away first.

After taking two steps, he looked back at Gu Xiansi, stretched out his palm and stopped in mid-air, "Why are you still standing here?"

Gu Xiansi hurried over and held Si Ming's hand tightly, it's good, it seems that the boss is really not angry, at least he is willing to hold his hand.

Seeing that Si Ming was going in the wrong direction, Gu Xiansi asked suspiciously, "Huh? Boss, aren't you going to a party?"

Si Ming said in a deep voice, "I'm not going." After a slight pause, he continued, "I'll take you around the heaven, which is better than the underworld."

Gu Xiansi cheered up, "Okay!"

The two of them wandered around the heaven for a while, and Gu Xiansi was also shocked from ear to ear by all kinds of beautiful scenes, feeling that his usual cognition had been broken, as expected, human beings' fabrications were terrible.

During this period, he also met a lot of immortals, but they were all small immortals. After all, other famous people went to the party, so they could be so leisurely and casual.

Hahahahahaha, next time you see Xiao Zhewen, you must tell him that he once contracted the entire heaven.

Bel has face, there is wood!

A long time ago, he discussed with Li Zhewen what the sky above their heads, the ground beneath their feet, and what it would look like when they went deeper. Butterflies can clearly see the veins on the wings.

At that time, he hadn't found a job yet. It was so easy for a fresh graduate to survive. Without the help of his family, he had to rely on himself for everything, and his only goal was to survive.It was Li Zhewen who was willing to share a house with him, and he didn't dislike his chaotic living habits and even often cleaned up the mess for him. At that time, he swore that when he became prosperous in the future, no matter how good he was, he would never forget such a brother .

Unexpectedly, he died of disease before the day of development.

The feeling of powerlessness is really bad, that's why he was reluctant to reincarnate before, at least he had to meet Xiao Zhewen, so as not to feel uneasy after drinking Mengpo soup.

When he was still young, he felt that he lived a very happy life, his father loved his mother, even if the conditions were mediocre, it was still a good family.

Disease, the disease that humans should be damned.

On the day his father got into a car accident and the rescue failed, his mother had a heart attack in front of him. Congenital heart disease has been dormant for many years, and even the whole family forgot its existence. Who knew it would become self-willed It was a fatal blow to them.

Parents disappeared in one day, the feeling was terrible, even their relatives helped arrange their funeral. When they went to the grave, there was real crying and fake crying anyway, but he himself Instead, not a single tear fell. It was still raining and there was no sun. When Gu Xiansi opened her eyes, she saw her parents standing in front of her, holding hands, and said, "Xiao Nian, my parents are sorry. Live well……"

As soon as this sentence came out, Gu Xiansi, who was not yet an adult, gritted his teeth and closed his eyes. He simply ignored everyone and ignored them. Parents of children who were in the rebellious stage would not listen to them. Who told them to abandon him.

Go fucking live!

Later, Gu Xiansi lived frugally and relied on the inheritance left by his parents, sold the family house and finished college. After he graduated from college, the money left was only enough to pay three months' rent, and he still had to live. .

Fortunately, I met Xiao Zhewen. It can be said that without his appearance, it would be hard to say whether I would live to the day of stomach cancer.

Gu Xiansi still remembers that when he was very young, his father put him on his shoulders, made him sit on it, and then happily helped him to turn around on the spot, "Baby, one string and one pillar of Sihua Nian, in the future you My nickname is Xiaonian, okay?"

The answer Gu Xiansi gave at that time was that he left a hot bubble of urine on his old man's shoulder.

His father didn't scold him, but put him down with a smile on his face, "It's okay, the child shows that he loves me."

Lao Gu, you are so narcissistic, who told you that this is love for you... It is obvious that you don't agree with the name...

Accidentally fell into memories and couldn't extricate himself, Gu Xiansi didn't know what was wrong with him, but he was still distracted thinking about these things standing next to Si Ming. Laughed, "Boss, tell me about the war between gods and demons, I want to hear the story."

Si Ming's voice is long and quiet, as if it has undergone countless years of fermentation before it has its unique voice. He looked at the sun that was about to set in the sky, and it was as red as blood, just like that year, like the scene of Shura Hell ...

"It's been too long, I can't remember clearly." Si Ming said.