The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake Boyfriend

Ling Ke didn't know how to answer for a while, since his purpose is to pretend to be a straight man, it's normal that he has to act very mindful, right?

Seeing his silence, Qi Feng tried to persuade him: "Actually, if you don't mind, I suggest that it's better not to clarify."

Ling Ke was taken aback... Huh?

Qi Feng explained patiently: "The photos have already been sent out, you can't stop others from gossiping."

Ling Ke was a little surprised, why didn't Qi Feng seem to care at all?

Qi Feng said while observing Ling Ke's expression. He really didn't know Ling Ke's attitude towards this matter. After all, after he made that joke about "fate" in Yuanyang Lake, Ling Ke acted like Rather disgusted.

"How should I put it, I'm pretty experienced in this kind of thing... The more clarified, the less clear it is." Qi Feng's tone was very sincere, as if afraid of Ling Ke's displeasure.

Ling Ke's expression changed slightly, and he remained silent.

Qi Feng was nervous, but still bit the bullet and persuaded: "Sometimes the more you show concern, the more people will think that we... really have something like that."

Now that we've talked about this, if Ling Ke still insists on clarifying, Qi Feng will be very hurt.

Even Gao Junfei, who was behind him, couldn't listen anymore, and interjected to help: "That's to say, the gossip in the forum changes every day, just take it as a joke, don't take it too seriously."

Ling couldn't have imagined that his decision to consider himself a "straight man" would trigger rebuttals from the other two.

He frowned, and finally made a difficult decision: "Then, okay."

——The two straight men said that this kind of thing doesn't matter, so what else can he say if he is gay?

What's more, just now Qi Feng said that he was "more experienced", and Ling Ke realized that there must be more than one person who had scandals with the heartthrob Qi Feng. few.

It seems that he made too much fuss.

Hearing Ling Ke's answer, Qi Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

But before he had time to snicker, he heard Gao Junfei continue: "The gossip about 'one pair' and not 'one pair' is not the point, the point is that the splashes caused by this post will lead to more gossip."

Ling Ke asked, "What do you mean?"

Gao Junfei tapped his screen: "The heat is so high, maybe in two days, someone will dig out your department, class, name, age, height, weight, and family background!"

Qi Feng asked in surprise: "Really?"

Gao Junfei smiled bluntly: "What do you think? How much you can dig out depends on how well you usually do your personal privacy, especially if you are a local student who is so handsome, maybe you can go online by yourself. A bunch of them came out after a search, and it still needs to be picked up by someone?"

Qi Feng felt a chill on his back, and suddenly had a bad feeling...

Gao Junfei gave an example: "It's not that I'm fooling you. I also mentioned a person in the post just now. The current school grass, Liang Ruixi, have you seen it? How many girlfriends has this guy had? It's all there!"

Now Qi Feng was completely terrified!

Fuck... Then his gossip information is not ordinary.

A classmate of Deyin International once set up a post bar for him, and the post bar contained information on all the girls who had scandals with him, even the trivial matter of him lending the ballpoint pen given to him by passer-by A to passer-by B for use. Son, it can be understood that he has lost A's heart and turned to passerby B, not to mention Xu Junzhu, Chu Shuangshuang, Yang Xueyun who have a slightly better relationship with him...

Thinking of this, Qi Feng broke into a cold sweat.

But he couldn't express this kind of worry. After all, he just advised Ling Ke not to care about that kind of gossip. If he behaved nervously now, wouldn't he slap himself in the face?

With a stiff smile on his face, Qi Feng pretended to be casual and said, "Hehe, is it so scary?"

On the other hand, Ling Ke was much calmer than Qi Feng.

Because of his sexuality, he has always paid attention to privacy, and with his cold personality, he is almost a gossip insulator. Even though there are many girls who secretly pursue him, he has never caused any unclear scandals with anyone.

After Gao Junfei finished speaking, he only frowned for a while without much reaction.

Gao Junfei said: "Okay, who made you look handsome? This is the price of handsome guys. I want people to take the initiative, but I still don't want to!"

In fact, he is quite handsome, but with Qi Feng and Ling Ke, he is not very eye-catching.

After watching a good show, Gao Junfei stretched his waist, and without waiting for the two of them to finish digesting, he opened his chair and got up to say hello: "Let's go, let's have dinner together, let me feel the joy of walking with Baguayuan." Feel."

Qi Feng & Ling Ke: "..."

Ling Ke also had the experience of being watched with Qi Feng before, but this time, I don't know if it was his psychological effect. I always feel that the eyes of those people are ambiguous, as if the gossip on the Internet has directly transferred to reality Pointing and pointing—"Wow, are those two people?" "Yes, that's them!" "They're a couple!"...

This kind of onlookers with their own bullet screens seems to have dug out the deepest secrets in his heart and exposed them to the crowd.

Everyone's eyes are reminding him - you like Qi Feng, you have a crush on Qi Feng, you long for Qi Feng...

In order to avoid suspicion, Ling Ke deliberately distanced himself from Qi Feng and walked up to Gao Junfei.

Gao Junfei was telling them about the canteens of the popular science school: "The noodles in the second canteen are the best, the beef rice bowl in the third canteen is a must, and the hot pot in the fourth canteen is delicious, but the distance is relatively far... Go back to the Nine Canteen, which is said to be contracted by Li Qianglin’s brother-in-law, don’t go there, it’s expensive and tasteless!”

Ling Ke: "Who is Li Qianglin?"

Gao Junfei: "It's a certain leader of our school. Apart from the principal and the secretary, he is the oldest. All relatives in the family work here. It is said that the social management aunt on the No. 17 floor of the girls' dormitory is also his wife's distant cousin."

Gao Junfei talked about the grievances and hatred between the girls in that dormitory and the social management aunt with a background all the way.

Ling Ke laughed while listening: "You know a lot."

Gao Junfei said in a huff: "That must be, otherwise can he be worthy of being a 'Jianghu Baixiaosheng' in F University!"

It was rare for Qi Feng not to interrupt, because he was distracted thinking about how to deal with his gossip.

But seeing Ling Ke and Gao Junfei chatting happily, he also felt a little uncomfortable for no reason. When Ling Ke was with him, he didn't seem to be so relaxed.

At this time, Gao Junfei remembered something again, and reminded them: "Oh, right, the hotel in the east gate and south gate is also monopolized by Li Qianglin and his brother-in-law. If you want to open a room, remember to go to the guest house in the west gate. The price is cheap and the environment is good. health."

Qi Feng: "Oh, yes."

Ling Ke: "???"

When they arrived at the cafeteria, the two ordered stir-fried chicken noodles and stir-fried beef noodles on the recommendation of Gao Junfei.

It was hard to find three empty seats amidst the crowds, but Gao Junfei's seat was stained with something, and it was not very clean.

"You guys, does anyone have paper?" Gao Junfei asked anxiously.

Ling Ke was taken aback for a moment, then realized that he bought two packs last night, took them out and handed them to him.

Qi Feng paused when he was taking out a tissue in his pocket, and sat down sullenly.

***

Back to the dormitory after dinner, someone in Qi Feng's WeChat group had already urged him to go online.

"It was agreed that it would be dark at night? Where did the person go?" It was Li Kaixing who asked.

"I was just eating, so I came here." Qi Feng replied.

Shen Yuezhe said: "I, A Xing and Zhao Si will be online in a while, there are too many people in the group, let's start a discussion group, you add your classmates."

Thinking of their outspoken urgency, Qi Feng refused: "My classmate doesn't use WeChat very much, so don't bother, let's chat in the game."

Shen Yuezhe: "Okay, I'll wait for you."

In the game, Ling Ke added Qi Feng as a game friend, and when he saw the name of the other party, his eyes twitched.

"Maple Leaf Dance"...

Sure enough, it's Qi Feng's style, enough for a second grader.

Then he added the other three friends under Qi Feng's instructions.

Qi Feng introduced: "'Yeshenyue' is the Shen Yuezhe you met yesterday."

"Oh." Ling Ke nodded thoughtfully, it turned out that Shen Yuezhe was the one who commented on the "good poem" under the poem about the second illness in Qi Feng's QQ space!

Qi Feng: "This 'my sister can't be three months younger than me' is Li Kaixing, who is also my high school classmate."

Ling Ke: "The name...is so long."

Qi Feng explained: "Uh, in fact, he really has a sister who is three months younger than him, ha ha."

This sentence contains a lot of information. It is impossible for the same father and the same mother to have a younger sister three months after giving birth to him, so...an illegitimate daughter?Divorce during pregnancy?Half father?

Ling Ke made up a lot of brainstorming and concluded: Your circle is really chaotic.

The last one, Zhao Si, the name of the game is "Commander Guanggan", there is nothing special about it.

Compared with Qi Feng and his friends, Ling Ke's game name is quite distinctive - Lin_K.

My sister can't be three months younger than me: "Wow, your friend's name is so cool, what's your name, lin? k?"

Maple Leaf Dances: "His name is Ling Ke."

Polish Commander: "0, can you play?"

It took Ling Ke a long time to realize that the circled circle sent by the polished commander was the number "0", and that sentence was for him.

...fuck you zero!

Ling Ke, who knew the connotations of various numbers in the gay circle by heart, was suddenly a little furious.

And Zhao Si's question was very straightforward.

Knowing how to play and not knowing how to play, each has its own way of leading, after all, Qi Feng is talking about "leading" roommates in the group.

But from Ling Ke's point of view, this sentence meant to belittle him.

Lin_K: "A little bit, I played the third position before, or I will play the third position."

The third position is the "bad lane" position in DotA, also known as the "martyr's road". As the name suggests, it is the road that is likely to die.

Under normal circumstances, one of your side will send one person to the Martyr's Road to resist the attack of two or three enemies. One-to-many, the battle situation is usually quite tragic.

A group of Qi Feng's friends were a little stunned when they heard Ling Ke say that they would play in the third position.

First of all, those who dare to take the initiative to play the third position must have a little confidence in their own strength.

Secondly, this position is really thankless. Even if you can play, you are likely to be crushed and blown up.

This is still a relatively good situation. If Ling is not very good at playing and offers to play No. [-], it will be a tragedy. Maybe he will become the enemy's "cash machine".

Originally, Qi Feng and his classmates had already thought about it. Let Ling Ke take the easy No. 666 position as a leader, or just be a soy sauce and be responsible for shouting "[-]" at the back. Unexpectedly, Ling Ke opened his mouth Just such a tiger, I want to be a "martyr" directly!

Ye Shenyue: "Uh, what does the lunatic say?"

Qi Feng didn't care much: "Then Ling Ke will play number three, I will play the middle lane, and the three of you will play the upper lane."

He said this, and the other three didn't object. Anyway, they were used to cooperating. Even if Ling Ke didn't know how to play, if four of them fought five, they wouldn't necessarily lose.

After the matching is completed, the game begins, and the five people move forward in separate ways.

Qi Feng was playing Shadow Demon, charged alone, crossed the river and met his opponent, and took the lead in a series of precise "shadow pressure" within a few minutes.

When the congratulatory sound of "First Blood" sounded from the system, the other three breathed a sigh of relief.

Qi Feng is the most powerful among them. Seeing his status online, the few of them chatted while playing.

My sister can't be three months younger than me: "Brother, hurry up and breastfeed me!"

The polished commander: "Isn't this milky?"

Ye Shenyue: "Fuck, is the other party an idiot? It's been a few minutes since I died!"

The bare commander: "Could it be that they all ran to Martyr's Road to besiege that Qi Feng and that roommate?"

Qi Feng was taken aback when he saw Pingchao, but now he is being entangled by the opponent who came back from the middle, so he has no time to be distracted.

Zhao Si asked instead of him: "000000?"

After not seeing a response for a long time, Zhao Si couldn't help but said: "I guess it's time to fight against the monsters. If you don't have time to type, the three of us will win if we kill this road."

When Qi Feng finally got rid of the opponent in front of him, he turned his head to look at Ling Ke's screen.

Seeing that the clockwork engineer controlled by Ling Ke was indeed entangled with the three of them, he frowned and asked, "Do you want to..."

Before the word "Help" was uttered, the two besieging Ling Ke's health bar suddenly bottomed out, and then the system burst out: "Double kill!! (Double kill)"

Three seconds later, the third person who was running was also hit by Ling Ke's coquettish bomb and rushed to the street.

System: "Triplekill!! (Three kills)"

Qi Feng: "..."

Everyone: "..."

The public screen suddenly fell silent, and no one spoke.

Afterwards, Ling Ke, who pierced the martyr's road with one enemy and three kills, and Qi Feng, who was invincible in the middle road solo, started a journey of torturing "vegetables". base camp.

Only then did Ling Ke calmly say six words to Qi Feng next to him: "In this round, the enemy is a rookie."

There was a sense of disappointment in his tone.

Ling Ke paused, took a sip of water, and asked, "Where are your three classmates? Why didn't you see them just now?"

Qi Feng twitched the corner of his mouth: "I don't know..."

The phone next to him had already vibrated several times, Qi Feng clicked on it and took a look.

Li Kaixing: "Damn it! The two of them killed the enemy through..."

Zhao Si: "That 0 is really powerful, one hits three."

Shen Yuezhe: "So the three of us are here to make soy sauce?"

Zhao Si: "No, it's for a joke."

Li Kaixing: "I doubt life..."

Shen Yuezhe: "This baby has a premonition that he will lose the favor of a madman, no, I want to play a game of martyrs! TAT"

Qi Feng shrugged his shoulders and smiled at the side, Ling could see and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Cough, it's nothing." Qi Feng turned off the phone and threw it aside, "They praised you for playing well... One more game?"

Ling Ke smiled, looking a little embarrassed: "It's really because the opponent is not very good in this round, and he won't be so lucky in the next round."

Qi Feng was laughed at by Ling Ke, and all the previous troubles disappeared, and said softly: "It's okay, let Shen Yuezhe play No. [-] in the next round."

【Interlude】

(One)

Qi Feng: I have more experience in this kind of thing, so I don't need to explain.

Ling Ke: "???" Huh?oh!I see, you still have countless ladies and ladies who are rumored to be with you, the noble young master is awesome.

Qi Feng: No!cocoa!You listen to me explain! ! !

Ling Ke: No need to explain, explaining is covering up.

Qi Feng: ...QAQ

(two)

Gao Junfei: "Open the hotel and go to Ximen."

Ling Ke: "???" Why did he want to have a room with Qi Feng? ? ?

Qi Feng: "Oh! Good!" Good place get√

(three)

Gao Junfei: "Is there a tissue?"

Ling Ke took out a tissue.

Qi Feng: "!!!" When I asked you yesterday, you clearly said no!This is a clear distinction! !ah!God!What am I doing wrong!