The Daily Life of Being the Campus Idol's Fake Boyfriend

In the past few days of military training, everyone was exhausted from being abused during the day, and when they returned to the dormitory after dismissal, almost everyone fell asleep after taking a shower.

Of course, some people go to bed without washing—such as Xie Qibao.

In the dormitory, you have to queue up to take a shower, and whoever grabs the bathroom first will take a shower first. If you can’t wait, you can only go to the public bathroom at the end of the corridor to take a group bath.

Ling Ke and Qi Feng definitely won't go to the group bath, so they always go back to the dormitory as soon as possible, and finish the bath quickly one after the other.

But Xie Qibao is very procrastinating in doing things. He often waits for the first person to finish washing before he comes back slowly. He fell asleep in seconds under the bed curtain he hung.

If Xie Qibao lived alone, no one would care if he didn't take a bath for a year.

But the dormitory is a public space, the four big boys have sweated all day, and they can't smell the smell of taking off their clothes. If they don't take a shower, the windows are closed and the air conditioner is turned on - that's so sour!

Therefore, when Xie Qibao still planned to sleep without taking a shower on the third day, Gao Junfei couldn't bear it anymore!

As the representative of the boys’ class committee in Class (1) of the Department of Journalism, Gao Junfei also serves as the head of dormitory 412. He is responsible for maintaining the sanitation of the dormitory, and it is even more necessary to maintain the quality of his sleep——Xie Qibao doesn’t take a bath anymore, and He was going to be smoked to death when he was sleeping on the bed! ! !

So, as soon as Xie Qibao came back that day, he was drooping his head and was about to climb into the bed, when Gao Junfei picked him up and dragged him into the bathroom like a hawk catching a chick, stripped off his clothes, and roared, "Wash!"

For the next 15 minutes, Ling Ke and Qi Feng, who were already lying on the upper bunk, could only hear screams coming from the bathroom, and Gao Junfei's unmoved roar and reprimand: "I'm a northerner!" You take a bath every day! You, a southerner, have the nerve to not wash! Do you know what your body smells like now! The vegetables in the pickle jar are even more fragrant than yours! Are you trying to stink me to death so that you can inherit my property? Ah ?..."

Xie Qibao scolded a few words at first because of shock, but neither his language nor his voice had the momentum of Gao Junfei.

Ling Ke heard Xie Qibao yelling in the middle, "You care about me so much", but was covered back by Gao Junfei's more rude sentence, "You fucking have the ability to call your mother to sue".

Then, Xie Qibao cried, cursing at the same time, the mandarin was mixed with the local dialect that no one could understand, both sad and unconvinced.

"Cry ass cry! Are you still a man?" Gao Junfei roared, and then heard a heavy slapping sound, with the unique echo in the bathroom, shaking Qi Feng and Ling Ke at the same time. There was a jolt.

……hand?No, the sound is a bit crisp.

A second later, Xie Qibao wailed in an unbelievable voice and told them what the "snap" was: "You actually spanked my ass! I—Mom—has never spanked my ass! Ah! Gao Junfei, you bastard Ah...! Woo..." Then she continued to cry in a voice that seemed to be dying.

Ling Ke & Qi Feng: "..."

Gao Junfei was amused by his accusation with three sighs and three sighs, his whole expression of pretending to be fierce was completely broken, while continuing to spray him with water, he said: "If your mother didn't tell me to take care of you, you thought I would take care of you." You, rookie."

Speaking of the last two words, Gao Junfei's tone was filled with a certain kind of helplessness.

"You're a fucking idiot!" Xie Qibao retorted, but his crying was a little softer.

"I'm a rookie? Ha, you have thicker arms than the two of us, and you have oily skin without any muscles. Who is a rookie? Ah, and the bottom is so small..."

"Little your mother——ah!!!" Xie Qibao almost broke his throat with this sentence, it seems that no matter which man is told that the place is not good, he will explode.

Instead, Gao Junfei laughed frantically "haha".

The two cursed, mixed with Xie Qibao's sobs from time to time, and then chatted with each other in the bathroom——

Xie Qibao: "You are crazy, who wants you to take what my mother said seriously!"

Gao Junfei made fun of him: "Your mother held my hand as if she wanted to entrust you to you for life, don't I really have a good conscience?

Xie Qibao choked for a moment, and said again: "Then she is asking you to take care of me, not asking you to take care of me!"

Gao Junfei: "Is there a difference?"

Xie Qibao: "You are so annoying, I will give you my remaining ten packs of mung bean cakes, can you leave me alone in the future!"

Gao Junfei: "It's useless for you to give me ten boxes of mung bean cakes. There's no need to talk about not taking a bath!"

Xie Qibao: "..."

After the two came out of the bathroom, Qi Feng, who was lying on the bed, turned his head to Gao Junfei and said, "Hey, don't keep bullying him, if he doesn't want to take a bath, just let him go."

On the surface, these words seemed to be helping Xie Qibao to fight the injustice, but Qi Feng's tone was filled with a gentle smile, and anyone could tell that it was just a symbolic comfort and smoothing over.

Besides, he only made a sound after the matter was over, so he might be suspected of purely watching a good show.

Only the idiot Xie Qibao didn't realize it, and thought that Qi Feng was caring about him. After experiencing Gao Junfei's violent discipline, the other party's words made him feel like a spring breeze, and he was almost moved to tears: "Brother Qi..."

Hearing his weeping voice, Gao Junfei felt angry: "It's useless to call you starling, if you don't take a bath, I'll just throw you out from the fourth floor, believe it or not!"

Xie Qibao: "..."

Qi Feng sneered and laughed: "That's all, all right, stop making trouble, go to sleep, and continue military training tomorrow."

Ling Ke listened nervously for a long time, feeling that the atmosphere in the dormitory gradually calmed down from the tense situation, while he was relieved, he was also a little ashamed.

Hey... This is the correct way to get along between a straight man and a straight man!

Recalling that crisp "pa", Ling Ke's face became hot, and he felt that he might not be able to do this in his life.

After all, everything can be controlled by tone of voice and expression, but a certain part of the body cannot be controlled by him.

……Pity.

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After the boring standing and squatting training in the early stage of the military training, the military boxing and dagger exercises in the next few days became a little more interesting. The instructor also slowly took off the harsh mask and became one with everyone.

On the second-to-last day, each class was selected as a model soldier for military training. Qi Feng and Gao Junfei were included, but Ling Ke was a little short in height, so he was not selected.

All the schools and departments of the school selected a total of [-] pacesetters, [-] men and [-] men each, to form two elite platoons to prepare for the final performance.

On that day, many seniors and seniors came to watch, especially watching the elite platoon formation and military gymnastics, because everyone who has been here knows that almost half of the selected pacesetters are handsome men and beautiful women.

When it was the turn of the elites to leave, there was a commotion outside the fence of the playground, and screams could be heard everywhere they passed.

The fourteen days of military training ended in a blink of an eye, and the new school grassroots of F University was also selected out of the gossip that has been raging for half a month.

On the night when the freshman military training ended, the "Flowers and Plants" section announced the selection results of netizens——

[201X Year F University Grass]: Qi Feng, Class 1X01, Department of Journalism, School of Journalism.

In addition to the photo of Qi Feng and Ling Ke being secretly photographed at Yuanyang Lake, there are many others that have been secretly photographed in the past few days, including those of Qi Feng strolling on campus, eating in the cafeteria, and wearing camouflage uniforms during military training...

No one has any objection to this year's school grass selection.

Because Qi Feng's good looks are too high, almost all the replies below the selection post are "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Of course, in addition to the school grass, netizens also selected the grass of each department. After all, each grass has its own eyes, so if you only choose one, other handsome people and their fans will not be convinced.

When everyone saw [News Department: Ling Ke] in the grass list, they all felt a veritable sense of relief and pride.

As a result, the Department of Journalism and the 18 dormitory of the 412 boys' dormitory building became famous.

Especially the latter, it is the first time in the history of F University that the school grass and the department grass are in the same dormitory.

The girls discussed this fabled dormitory in the forum one after another, and envied the roommates who could share the same dormitory with Qi Feng and Ling Ke.

At this moment, a new post appeared in the "Flea Market" section of the school forum - "[Qibao Hot Sale-Let you get in touch with the original school grass & system grass] I know the internal members of the 412 dormitory, and I can offer to sell school grass. Two straw mats, two straw mats, two sets of military training uniforms, five paper coffee cups, 68 empty mineral water bottles for the school grass...price private chat, first come first served, while stocks last! In addition, school grass can also be provided No photos have been released, and Xicao has not released photos. Girls, if you have any other needs, please feel free to contact me! Taobao address: xxxxxx... Contact QQ: xxxxxx..."

The post immediately sparked a frenzy of replies.

At the beginning, there were a lot of comments like "666" and "the main building is popular". Later, some people started to question the post owner's actions, and even wondered whether the school grass and the department grass had opened their own small accounts to sell things, and carried out all kinds of moral violations. attack.

It wasn't until someone clicked on the Taobao link and found that the address was not real, and searched QQ, but found no such person, and then said below: "This is a prank post! The address can't be opened at all, and Q can't be added!"

Then someone went to check the ID information of the owner of the post, only to find out that this ID named "Tian Gao Hai Kuo 927" is not a newcomer, the other party has a record of posting in the school forum for five years, and was also active in the Department of Economics and Management Academic section.

The keyboard warriors gave up, and everyone realized that it was some senior or sister who was playing a prank.

After several rounds of condemnation and gossip, this post was directly sent to the hot topic of the day!

At that time, Ling Ke and Qi Feng didn't know that they had become popular on the Internet again.

On a rare weekend, the two slept late and went out to eat at noon. After returning, Qi Feng drank enough water, climbed back to the upper bunk, lay sprawled on the air conditioner and played with his mobile phone. That was a satisfaction.

Ling Ke was leisurely packing up his things, and the two of them went up and down, chatting in the air.

After fourteen days of military training, everyone was tanned, but Qi Feng was not only tanned, but also molted.Just now when Ling Ke looked at his arms and shoulders, he felt a little creepy, now he asked him if it was all right, if he needed to go to the hospital.

Qi Feng: "It's okay, I've shed before, and it'll be fine when a new one grows out after shedding."

Ling Ke: "Did it turn whiter than before after moulting?"

Qi Feng: "How do you know?"

Ling Ke was speechless, he actually made a joke, it turned out to be true, and he was convinced.

After a pause, he joked again: "Sometimes I think you are quite delicate, and sometimes I think you are quite strong."

Qi Feng poked his head out from the bed, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why do you and Gao Junfei say I'm squeamish? Where the hell am I squeamish?"

Gao Junfei was facing the computer, not knowing what to look at, shrugging his shoulders and laughing, when he heard this, he quickly stated: "No, no, don't count me, I think you are a man now."

Ling Kexin said, thin skin and tender flesh, isn't that considered delicate?

But he hid it in his heart and didn't say it.

Qi Feng smiled, turned back, and said: "Actually, the military training in our school is quite easy. When I went to the United States with my brother to join the military camp, that's the one who complained. I was tortured like a fool."

Gao Junfei asked: "You still have an older brother?"

Ling Ke was also a little curious. He had heard about Qi Feng having an older brother before, but he never heard Qi Feng mention it himself, so he immediately asked, "Are you a real brother?"

【Interlude】

F Major Grass: Qi Feng

Department of Journalism: Ling Ke

Department of Law: Liang Ruixi

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Department of Finance and Accounting: Gu Yao (←Surprised or not? Ahaha, pure soy sauce, no role.)

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[Note] Gao Junfei and Xie Qibao are not deputy CPs. Although the interaction is cute, they are both straight men. Don’t get it wrong~